The Syndicate

That is why I will never own any type of dog. It's too much responsibility.

I have two housecats, stray kittens of a litter at my parents' farm. I feed them twice a day, check their water, clean their litter box, and occasionally clean up vomit. We never had to train them, we don't have to keep them quiet at night or chained up, and the worst they've tried to kill are flies and spiders.

They don't require walks or an incredible amount of bonding attention. If you want fluffy snuggles, and have handled the cats enough that they aren't afraid of you, then they will allow it. If you don't want fluffy snuggles, either ignore them or just push them away if they jump in your lap.

Off topic. Anyway, it's very little work. Would get another cat. Will never get a dog, as it's too much commitment. Especially not a dangerous dog.