The Syndicate

dunya wrote: ↑Mon Nov 22, 2021 7:00 am in a urist game, no less !!! when we were nothing short of provoked day in and day out ;p

i bet urist feels like this game was a total failure.

if anyone had started causing drama of any kind they'd have been immediately modkilled with extreme prejudice.

so yes, i am disappointed.

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Quin wrote: ↑Fri Nov 19, 2021 11:25 pm is...is the game over?

yep

i think we should count this as a win for everyone who had fun. if you didn't have fun please let the authorities know so that they can give you the L.

so here's what happens right
i'm just sitting there minding my own business when a bunch of people grab spears and stuff and start dueling in my honour. it's really whack lol

the first guy, let's call him nanook, he rushes at someone who calls themselves lime coke. i think that this nanook fella caught the other one off guard because he like just friggen impales him, it's so metal. and then a bunch of people start going at each other, javelins and fists are flying, i started getting kinda scared! but it was ok because i am a badass!! haha. so anyway marmot said he was gonna kill dunya. but then he was like, lol jk just havin fun. but then as they were bonding over the tomfoolery, seanzie came outta nowhere and was like i'm gonna take everyone on, and he cut dunya's head clean off!! it was so metal. and then, and then what happened is, dunya, oh yeah i forgot what happened is dunya said to quin, imma get u, and then that lime coke person who got impaled, was also there, and dunya's head flew and bit quin's left arm and bit it off, and then the lime coke person grabbed the other arm and ripped it off, and quin was sad bc they didn't have any arms left, but i was happy bc it was rly metal, and then. more stuff happened. and someone new called ignoramus tried to fight me!! ignoramus said i was not good, and so i was like, i'm sorry papa but i have to go all out just this ones, and i jumped in the air really really high and karate chopped ignoramus in half!!! it was like, so metal lol. and then macdougall came, figurative guns blazing, and he took a giant birthday cake and and and he did the thing where he hid inside of it, and then when seanzie came near he popped out of the cake and yelled birthday boy's here bitch!! and he punched straight through seanzie's abdomen like nobody's business, it was actually metal. and then, while this was happening, marmot decided that to avenge his bff dunya he had to kill poison and he was like free kill lol and just took an oversized hammer and smashed poison into smithereens like she was never even ther to begin with, i swear you guys it was so metal, and then seanzie was screaming about how he'd take all y'all on and to 1v1 him, and then he died, and lime coke, who had been impaled earlier, decided to go and glue ignoramus's halves back together and then pushed them over and was like, heh gottem, and then died. it was not very metal. and lastly somewhere in the middle of all this the one named quin tried running at tonystarkprime a couple times but i think they forgot about the no-arms thing? was a little awkward and honestly not the least bit metal. and then quin fell over and couldn't get back up cuz of no arms, and then died.

and then bad things happened, like that tonystarkprime one and then the macdougall one they both said that the caesar makes very bad pizza, and i told that it was not true at all, but they insisted. and like. i wasn't rly sure what to do bc usually ppl are not that rude yknow. was a bit shocking. um.. and then they pushed me over and i fell into falcon who fell into marmot who fell into nanook. it was kinda cool objectively speaking but also subjectively not really? cuz then i was dead. and that made me sad but tbh it was a little bit metal how that just happened. and then everybody clapped

Official duel count 1.0

nanook <-> lime coke
marmot <-> dunya
dunya <-> quin
ignoramus <-> urist
macdougall <-> seanzie
marmot <-> poison
seanzie <-> everyone else

Not dueling: some people idk

Give or take 3h

Eod will be tonight at 10pm EST

Seanzie wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 10:42 pm Can I duel everyone who isn't me?

seems like a great way to kill yourself sure

wow so there are quite a few duels then

nanook <-> lime coke
marmot <-> dunya
dunya <-> quin
ignoramus <-> urist
macdougall <-> seanzie

lmk if i missed anything

Marmot wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 12:15 pm I sharpened my spear today

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ok done, this is now a super serious game with iso links in the op

fuck i forgot to copy the links again

Marmot wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 12:08 pm

NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 12:00 pm

Marmot wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 11:38 am

dunya wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 6:43 am

Marmot wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 2:04 am I challenge @dunya to a gladiator duel.

are you mad, we're both town?

anyone who sees jack's treatment of me knows i'm 100% IC atp.

I'm mainly doing it for fun

It means one of you is gonna die lol

Not if neither of us gets any votes right?

sure, works for me.

so far, i have:
nanook is dueling lime coke
marmot is dueling dunya
dunya is dueling quin

ignoramus wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 5:46 am I challenge Urist to a duel!! After I finish my homework

you sure? i have a strong feeling you'll receive more votes than me.

NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Wed Nov 17, 2021 9:50 pm

Urist wrote: ↑Wed Nov 17, 2021 7:41 pm To the surprise of absolutely nobody, DrWilgy dead. He was faithful to Caesar.

So I was thinking last night, as I occasionally do, and I've decided that if all y'all wanna leave the game so badly, I'll give you the opportunity. You're a bunch of gladiators, it's time you act like it.

Id like to kill lime coke, in a gladiatorial manner

aight nanook is gladiating lime coke today, whichever of the two gets more votes will die.

anyone else?

To the surprise of absolutely nobody, DrWilgy dead. He was faithful to Caesar.

So I was thinking last night, as I occasionally do, and I've decided that if all y'all wanna leave the game so badly, I'll give you the opportunity. You're a bunch of gladiators, it's time you act like it.

Ah, so nice it is to finally see some senseless violence committed against someone who deserves it.

Jackofhearts2005 has been repurposed as facepaint for DrWilgy. He was an agent of Domino!

It seems you have hammered the moderator
AKA URISTTHEDEVASTATOR
What happens now
Is all must bow
For Wilgy, the Lyrical Gladiator.

Sadly, your votes cannot be withdrawn
All other avenues have come and gone
Save maybe to cower
Ere the awesome power
Of Wilgy, my beautiful paragon.

You treat me like I'm just some peon
A Fox to your dastardly Scorpion
Bu you're more of a fly
Suited only to die
To Wilgy, our glorious champion.

Dear Doctor, I give you my permit
Put one player down like a stray mutt
But with some hesitation
I'll give one consolation
They've successfully saved their dear Marmot.

Now seems like a great time to end the day

by majority i mean at least 7 people on the same wagon btw

3-3 tie is pathetic
if y'all can't come to a majority decision soon i'm just gonna let wilgy kill marmot

man, wilgy's the best

dunya wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 11:09 am not even a runner up? wtf i'll change that this year marmot!!

what are you going to do, boost his account?

Marmot wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:59 am @Urist who killed NAA?

it was definitely the mafia team

Marmot wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:40 am They allow snipers in the olosseum?

only if they can do a sick 360 noscope on the first try

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:35 am Idk. I don’t read setups in spite of being incredibly long winded in my own.

no worries i forgot to read my own setup too.

Marmot wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:35 am

Urist wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:32 am

Marmot wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:28 am @Urist Nanook needs a new title (the thing under his username and pfp), what should it be?

"i moderated for mafiathesyndicate.com and all i got was this stupid title"

Done.

yuuussss

Marmot wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:28 am @Urist Nanook needs a new title (the thing under his username and pfp), what should it be?

"i moderated for mafiathesyndicate.com and all i got was this stupid title"

Marmot wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:23 am

Quin wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:21 am (do it urist it would be so funny)

It might redirect and kill NotAnAxehole again.

LOL

it's pretty telling that marmot was tied for 1st yesterday but now has zero votes. how does that happen??

NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:23 am

Urist wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 9:43 pm

NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 4:05 pm

dunya wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 2:46 pm hard to be motivated to play when most of the playerlist doesnt give a rat's ass about the game tbh lol

Hard to give a rats ass when the host forgets about his own game tbh

it was my birthday come on bro

Mantis lets you have those?

X

birthdays? sure.
bros? eh.

there once was a day with a limerick
the next was on-theme with its gimmick
but it was quite lame
much like this dumb game
if only the host wasn't a dick

oh i just had the worst idea for the d3 gimmick, it's going to be amazing

i'll give y'all a deadline extension since i messed up the poll

oops wrong chat again

Seanzie wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 6:34 pm

Lime Coke wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 6:01 pm

dunya wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 5:57 pm what does everyone think of the seanzie claim he tried to kill me but hit NAA instead?

any ideas how that happened?

I don't get his claim though? He said he has no night actions, but then he tried to kill you? Kinda contradictory?

Like part of it feels TWTBAW, even if I hate making those reads.

What's not to get? without prompting, I messaged Urist on discord saying I wanted to kill Dunya. Considering the level of levity this game is being handled with... I thought Urist might allow it. Caeser might favor a bold gladiator after all.

i was really tempted to do it but felt it'd be unfair to the scumteam

NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 4:05 pm

dunya wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 2:46 pm hard to be motivated to play when most of the playerlist doesnt give a rat's ass about the game tbh lol

Hard to give a rats ass when the host forgets about his own game tbh

it was my birthday come on bro

oops i did not mean to lock the poll
it was not an elabourate troll
but i was amused
though y'all were confused
i fixed it

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Sun Nov 14, 2021 9:07 pm @Urist

Can you address the poll? Thanks.

I can.

Oh my, it seems that some of you have been up to mischief. Not very honourable, to be honest, killing someone in their sleep like that. Although with how you managed it without alarming anyone else in the room, I'm a little impressed.

NotAnAxehole was bludgeoned to death on night one. He was faithful to Caesar.

You know, I'm in the mood for some poetry. Does anyone know any good limericks?

@NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME
@Marmot
@dunya
@Quin
@MacDougall

Five of you have proven yourselves capable of inflicting grievous emotional damage. I deeply regret opening myself up for such remorseless abuse. I am now but a shell of a man, whose life has lost all meaning. Congratulations!

You will find that humouring your Emperor brings boons. You victorious few, my champions, please help yourselves to a gladius and demonstrate that swords do cut deeper than words.

Sloonei was gladiussed on day one. He was faithful to Caesar.

Those of you still alive may return to your barracks for the evening. The quartermaster had a meeting with the moneylender, so if you got a gladius I'm afraid you'll have to keep it on you until morning. Sleep well, for tomorrow is another day!

i can't, the poll's locked

Marmot wrote: ↑Fri Nov 12, 2021 10:46 pm

Urist wrote: ↑Fri Nov 12, 2021 10:44 pm

Marmot wrote: ↑Fri Nov 12, 2021 7:14 pm

Urist wrote: ↑Fri Nov 12, 2021 6:49 pm If anyone wants to bet on the outcome of this game i'm down.

I bet you'll be dead before it's over.

what do you want to bet?

The secret location of Quin

Or the rights to dunia's discord name and pfp for two weeks



I'm willing to part with either of the above.

ok i'll bet the secret location of quin against my pancake recipe, deal?

Marmot wrote: ↑Fri Nov 12, 2021 7:14 pm

Urist wrote: ↑Fri Nov 12, 2021 6:49 pm If anyone wants to bet on the outcome of this game i'm down.

I bet you'll be dead before it's over.

what do you want to bet?

If anyone wants to bet on the outcome of this game i'm down.

If there's a tie at eod i'm 100% going to kill a townie.

y'all should vote for mac, the mafia champion is voting him so idk what more you need to see

WWI was supposed to be the war to end all wars. Then they stopped in the middle for some reason?? Fucking boomers ruin everything

TonyStarkPrime wrote: ↑Fri Nov 12, 2021 11:01 am maybe day doesn't end until someone get's hammered

Not a big fan of 2-week phases honestly