The Syndicate

PLAYERS:

Alive:
Kylemii (formerly Glorfindel, formerly Nachomamma8)- posts- posts- posts
nutella- posts
sprityo (formerly Dom)- posts- Dom- posts

Dead:

Ricochet- posts <---Lynched Day 25 (Sinister 6)
Jackofhearts2005- posts <---Killed Night 26
Made- posts <---Lynched Day 27 (Lucky 7's)
Epignosis- posts <---Killed Night 27 (Evil Evens)
Marmot- posts <---Killed Night 27
Spacedaisy- posts <---Lynched Day 28 (Fatal 5’s, Lucky 7’s)
sig (formerly Golden)- posts - posts <---Killed Night 28
Elohcin- posts <---Killed Night 28
juliets- posts <---Killed Night 29
insertnamehere- posts <---Killed Night 30
speedchuck- posts <---Lynched Day 32 (Perilous Primes)
colonialbob- posts <---Killed Night 32
MovingPictures07- posts - posts <---Lynched Day 33 (Fatal 5’s, Lucky 7’s)
DrWilgy- posts <---Lynched Day 34. (Fatal 5’s)
Long Con- posts <---Killed Night 35 (Nasty 9's)
Sloonei- posts <--- Lynched Day 36 (Sinister 6’s, Lucky 7’s)
Dragon D. Luffy- posts <--- Killed Night 36.
Quin- posts <--- Killed Night 36.

ACTIVE ROLES: 3
ELIMINATED ROLES: 99
ROLES AWAITING ACTIVATION: 0

The Story So Far:

STAGE 1-
Day 0: The simulation begins. The votes leave #64's fate up in the air.
Day 1: Insertnamehere gets what he wants- death. He was #44.
Night 1: Role PM's go unsent. Juliets is killed by the Obnoxious Odds.
Day 2: Ricochet wins the poll by a nose. He was #6.
Night 2: Long Con is killed by the Crazy 8's, Made is killed by #50, and Jackofhearts2005 disappears.
Day 3: Dragon D. Luffy gets the lynch he asked for. He was #62.
Night 3: Ricochet is killed by the Fatal 5's; Quin is killed by the Nasty 9's.
Day 4: DrWilgy gets lynched, just like all the other folks who asked for it. He was #54.
Night 4: Golden was killed by the Sinister 6's, Epignosis is killed by the Crazy 8's, and Nachomamma8 is killed by #50. Jackofhearts2005 reappears.
Day 5: Nutella is lynched against her will. She was #88.
Night 5: Made is killed by the Obnoxious Odds and JackofHearts2005 is killed by the Fatal 5's.
Day 6: Insertnamehere is put to death and the insanity outbreak is lifted. He was #9.
Night 6: Marmot is killed by the Evil Evens and Long Con is killed by the Sinister 6's.
Day 7: Epignosis is lynched because the night polls actually impact the game. He was #93.
Night 7: MovingPictures07 is killed by #50 and Juliets is killed by the Nasty 9's.
Day 8: Long Con and Dragon D. Luffy's heads explode. DrWilgy is lynched. He was #60.
Night 8: Dom is killed by the Sinister 6's. Golden is killed by the Evil Evens Crazy 8's.
Day 9: Nobody is lynched.
Night 9: DrWilgy is killed by the Fatal 5's. Sloonei is killed by the Lucky 7's. Long Con is killed by the Nasty 9's.
Day 10: Spacedaisy is lynched. She was #56. MovingPictures was her lover and committed suicide. Golden dies from starvation and neglect.
Night 10: Dragon D. Luffy is killed by the Perilous Primes and Elohcin is killed by the Fatal 5's.
Day 11: Quin is lynched. He was #90.
Night 11: Dragon D. Luffy is killed by the Perilous Primes, Dom and Marmot are killed by #1, and Epignosis is killed by the Fatal 5's.
Day 12: ColonialBob is lynched. He was #30.
Night 12: Quin is killed by the Sinister 6's.
Day 13: Jackofhearts2005 is lynched. He was #78.
Night 13: Quin is killed by the Fatal 5's and Elohcin falls victim to #1.
Day 14: Colonialbob is lynched. He was #32.
Night 14: Insertnamehere is killed by #1.
Day 15: Quin is lynched. He was #77.
Night 15: Elohcin is killed by the Obnoxious Odds, colonialbob is killed by the Sinister 7's, while MovingPictures07 and Made are killed by #1.
Day 16: Nobody is lynched.
Day 17: Elohcin is lynched. She was #48.
Night 17: Nutella is killed by the Lucky 7's. Insertnamehere is killed by the Obnoxious Odds. Dragon D. Luffy is killed by #1. Colonialbob dies of grief for Elohcin; he was #75.
Day 18: Sloonei is lynched. He was #1.
Night 18: Nobody dies but the Influenza Virus hits critical mass.
Day 19: Juliets is lynched. She was #58. DrWilgy dies from the flu virus.
Night 19: Sig is killed by the Fatal 5's and the Obnoxious Odds. Jackofhearts2005 is killed by the Lucky 7's.
Day 20: Jackofhearts2005 takes the lynch for Speedchuck. He was #85. Marmot dies from the flu virus.
Night 20: Juliets is killed by the Perilous Primes.
Day 21: Insertnamehere survives the lynch. Nutella dies from the flu virus.
Night 21: Jackofhearts2005 dies of radiation poisoning.
Night 21: Insertnamehere is killed by the Fatal 5's, Dom is killed by the Lucky 7's, and Dragon D. Luffy is killed by the Obnoxious Odds.
Day 22: Elohcin is lynched. She was #65. Kylemii dies from the flu virus.
Night 22: Ricochet is killed by the Evil Evens. Jackofhearts2005 is killed by the Perilous Primes.
Day 23: Dom is lynched. He was the extra-secret role, #0.
Night 23: Kylemii is killed by the Fatal 5's, insertnamehere is killed by the Lucky 7's, and Dragon D. Luffy is killed by the Perilous Primes.
Day 24: Jackofhearts2005 is lynched. He was #81.
Night 24: Long Con is killed by the Evil Evens, Quin is killed by the Sinister 6's, and insertnamehere is killed by Long Con.

STAGE 2-
Day 25: Ricochet is lynched. His final role was #12.
Day 26: The poll is tied. No one is lynched.
Night 26: Jackofhearts2005 is killed by the Evil Evens.
Day 27: Made is lynched. His final role was #21.
Night 27: Epignosis is victorious in death at the hands of the Nasty 9's. He was #22. Marmot is left to die in Room 101.
Day 28: Spacedaisy is lynched. She was #70.
Night 28: Sig was scared to death in Room 101. Elohcin is killed by the Lucky 7's.
Day 29: Sprityo survives the lynch.
Night 29: Juliets died nobly in Room 101.
Day 30: The poll is tied. No one is lynched.
Night 30: Insertnamehere is killed by the Fatal 5's.
Night 31: No one dies.
Day 32: Speedchuck dies his first and final death via lynch. He was #3.
Night 32: Colonialbob is killed by the Crazy 8's.
Day 33: MovingPictures07 is lynched. He was #35.
Night 33: Nobody is killed.
Day 34: DrWilgy is lynched. He was #55.
Night 34: Nobody is killed.
Day 35: Sprityo survives the lynch again.
Night 35: Long Con is killed by the Lucky 7's.
Day 36: Sloonei is lynched. He was #42.
Night 36: Dragon D. Luffy is killed by the Sinister 6's. Quin is killed by the Perilous Primes.
Day 37: Sprityo is lynched. He was #51.
Night 37: Nutella is killed by the Evil Evens.

THE EVIL EVENS (Epignosis, Kylemii, Quin, and Sig) WIN THE GAME!

STAGE 1

RULES:

1) Respect your host, your fellow players, your mod, and your commanding officers.
1a) Don't be an asshat.
1b) Don't get butt-hurt.
2) If you feel like either 1a) or 1b) are being violated, contact the game mod.
3) You will be told by the host if you have access to a BTSC chat. If you weren't notified, then you don't have it. Engaging in illegal BTSC is a violation of rule #1 and may result in your dismissal from the game.
4) From time to time, BTSC chats may close. You will be notified of its closure and you will be forbidden from accessing it unless otherwise specified. Any attempt to access and communicate via a closed BTSC chat is a violation of rule #1 and may result in your dismissal from the game.
5) No editing or deleting of posts is allowed.
6) Self-voting is permitted unless otherwise restricted by the host or game mechanics.
7) Double-targeting is not permitted.
8) Living players should use Off-Topic Green for OT discussions during the game.
9) Dead players should use Dead Red once they have been eliminated from the game
10) Non-Players should post in Non-Player Blue at all times in the game thread.
11) Any players awaiting reanimation after a lynch or a NK may not post in the game thread until they are reanimated. They may not continue to post in their previous BTSC team chat either.
12) This is the host's color. Do not post in this color.
13) Participation is mandatory. Anyone missing three consecutive votes and fails to post during that same span will be automatically replaced. This is a small size for a Job game, so expect replacements to be on hand.

GAMEPLAY:

1) Days are 48 hours long.
2) Nights are 24 hours long.
3) All night power requests are due to the host one hour before the night is scheduled to end. This is role madness after all. Lots of moving parts to work with.
4) Teams that meet their kill prerequisite will choose their kill as a group but one member of the team must be assigned to carry out the kill.
5) If the lynch poll is tied, there will be no lynch. Votes matter.
6) Votes are changeable at the start of the game.
7) All members of the final roster of the winning team will receive win credit unless otherwise specified by the host.
8) Roles will be revealed in lynch posts unless otherwise restricted.
9) Roles will not be revealed in night posts unless otherwise permitted.
10) Once we reach the final stage of the game, dead players will not be allowed to use their team BTSC chats.

INFODUMPING, OUTING, AND ROLECLAIMING:

This is a game of teamwork, trickery, and strategy. All players are free to play as openly as they wish. Just know that being open with information about yourself and other players may pose a risk to your safety. Some roles are part of multiple teams. Your teammate(s) may not always have your or the team's best interests in mind just as you may not have your team's or teammates' best interests in mind.

Even within your team BTSC chats, you may wish to use a pseudonym to hide your identity, your role, or both. Sharing information gained about other players may paint a target on your back. Keep in mind that you will bounce back and forth between teams until the final stage of the game. Being too forthcoming with information may paint a target on your back come the final stage. Stepping on toes, double-crossing, and trusting others too soon may come back to bite you later on.

Above all else, have fun. If you have any other questions regarding rules, just ask. If need be, I will add more rules.

Good luck, soldiers!

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STAGE 2

RULES:

1) Respect your host, your fellow players, your mod, and your commanding officers.
1a) Don't be an asshat.
1b) Don't get butt-hurt.
2) If you feel like either 1a) or 1b) are being violated, contact the game mod- JaggedJimmyJay.
3) At the beginning of Stage 2, all teams will be assigned a final team chat for each team that they are on when the spare roles run out. Using any prior chats to communicate with non-teammates is forbidden. Violation of this rule will result in the dismissal of all parties involved from the game and potential forfeiture by your team(s).
4) Death is final. If you die, you will be given the choice of either joining a Dead Players Chat (DPC) or remaining in your team chat through the end of the game. If you choose to join the DPC, you will be required to post as yourself- no pseudonyms allowed in the DPC. If you try to work around this, I will create a new team chat and a new DPC but you will not have access to either. If you choose to join the DPC and then re-enter your team chat, your actions will cause your team to forfeit the game. No DPC information is allowed in team chats. Death involves the honor system. If you disrespect the system, you will cause your team and yourself dishonor. Don't do it.
5) No editing or deleting of posts is allowed.
6) Self-voting is forbidden unless otherwise enabled by the host or game mechanics.
7) Double-targeting is not permitted.
8) Living players should use Off-Topic Green for OT discussions during the game.
9) Dead players should use Dead Red.
10) Non-Players should post in Non-Player Blue at all times in the game thread.
11) This is the host's color. Do not post in this color.
12) Participation isn't mandatory but not participating in Stage 2 is all but the same thing as screwing over your teammates. The host reserves the right to withhold win credit to any players on the winning team who put in less-than-satisfactory effort.

GAMEPLAY:

1) Days are 48 hours long. This may change as Stage 2 progresses.
2) Nights are 24 hours long.
3) All night power requests are due to the host one hour before the night is scheduled to end. This is still role madness after all. Lots of moving parts to work with.
4) If the lynch poll is tied, there will be no lynch. Votes matter.
5) Votes are changeable at the start of the Stage 2. This may be subject to change.
6) All members of the final roster of the winning team will receive win credit unless otherwise specified by the host. They will also be able to name a character in Secret Mafia 3.
7) Roles will be revealed in lynch posts unless otherwise restricted.
8) Roles will not be revealed in night posts unless otherwise permitted.
9) When a team is eliminated from Stage 2 (and the game), it will be announced in the thread.
10) Teams are still to discuss their kill as a team but only the first kill submission will be accepted.
11) All kill and power use request submissions are final and unchangeable.
12) The last team standing wins. Only one team can win the game. No compromises, treaties, pacts, or goodwill efforts to share the win between two teams shall be recognized by the host. You must kill each other off.

INFODUMPING, OUTING, AND ROLECLAIMING:

This is still a game of teamwork, trickery, and strategy. Players are still allowed to limit how openly they play. Once Stage 2 begins, each team will be notified how many members are a part of that team but I will not provide a list of player or role identities. Some players may still be on multiple teams or simply wish to conceal their identity for the sake of being cryptic. How openly you interact with your teammates in the chat is completely up to you.

Stage 2 is a little less restrictive on you because you will not be reanimating into a new role upon dying. Players who are on multiple teams will be asked to choose just one team to remain in BTSC with via team chats. Dead players are allowed to help and encourage their teammates after death, if they wish, but dead players should not be spies feeding secrets to their other team. Dead players who were a part of multiple teams will still be able to win with each of the teams described in their role card though. Choosing BTSC does not mean giving up part of your wincon.

Players can, likewise, be as open as they like in the game thread. Just be aware that Stage 2 is for all the marbles. Share too much about yourself or your team in public and it could cost you.

Above all else, have fun and don't be afraid to ask questions. Information flows quite freely in this game.

STAGE 1

TEAMS:

THE FATAL 5's
Members: 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55, 60, 65, 70, 75, 80, 85, 90, 95, 100
Kills On: Odd nights (if the team is active)
Kill Conditions: Four or more team members must be active in the game
BTSC Conditions: Two or more team members must be active for the team chat to open up

THE SINISTER 6's
Members: 6, 12, 18, 24, 30, 36, 42, 48, 54, 60, 66, 72, 78, 84, 90, 96
Kills On: Even nights (if the team is active)
Kill Conditions: Three or more team members must be active in the game
BTSC Conditions: Two or more team members must be active for the team chat to open up

THE LUCKY 7's
Members: 7, 14, 21, 28, 35, 42, 49, 56, 63, 70, 77, 84, 91, 98
Kills On: Odd nights (if the team is active)
Kill Conditions: Three or more team members must be active in the game
BTSC Conditions: Two or more team members must be active for the team chat to open up

THE CRAZY 8's
Members: 8, 16, 24, 32, 40, 48, 56, 64, 72, 80, 88, 96
Kills On: Even nights (if the team is active)
Kill Conditions: Three or more team members must be active in the game
BTSC Conditions: Two or more team members must be active for the team chat to open up

THE NASTY 9's
Members: 9, 18, 27, 36, 45, 54, 63, 72, 81, 90, 99
Kills On: Odd nights (if the team is active)
Kill Conditions: Two or more team members must be active in the game
BTSC Conditions: Two or more team members must be active for the team chat to open up

THE PERILOUS PRIMES
Members: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89,97
Kills On: Potentially every night (if the team's kill conditions are in play)
Kill Conditions: Can fill the void IF 1) a prime number of members are active, AND 2) another team fails to meet their kill conditions, AND 3) neither the Evil Evens or Obnoxious Odds have claimed an open spot OR enough odd/even teams are inactive such that there is another slot available after the Evil Evens and/or Obnoxious Odds have claimed a kill for the night.
BTSC Conditions: Two or more members must be active for the team chat to open up

THE EVIL EVENS
Members: 4, 22, 26, 34, 38, 44, 46, 52, 58, 62, 68, 74, 76, 82, 86, 92, 94
Kills On: Even nights (if the team's kill conditions are in play)
Kill Conditions: 1) An even number of team members must be active in the game AND 2) either the Sinister 6's or the Crazy 8's fail to meet their kill conditions for the night
BTSC Conditions: Two or more team members must be active for the team chat to open up

THE OBNOXIOUS ODDS
Members: 33, 39, 51, 57, 69, 87, 93
Kills On: Odd nights (if the team's kill conditions are in play)
Kill Conditions: 1) At least one member must be active in the game AND 2) one of the Fatal 5's, Lucky 7's, or Nasty 9's fail to meet their kill conditions for the night
BTSC Conditions: Two or more team members must be active for the team chat to open up

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STAGE 2

TEAMS:

THE FATAL 5's
Members: 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55, 60, 65, 70, 75, 80, 85, 90, 95, 100
Kill Conditions: At least one team member must be alive.
Kills On: Nights corresponding with Fatal 5 role numbers. Kill steals are available every night but are subject to eligibility (see below).

THE SINISTER 6's
Members: 6, 12, 18, 24, 30, 36, 42, 48, 54, 60, 66, 72, 78, 84, 90, 96
Kill Conditions: At least one team member must be alive.
Kills On: Nights corresponding with Sinister 6 role numbers. Kill steals are available every night but are subject to eligibility (see below).

THE LUCKY 7's
Members: 7, 14, 21, 28, 35, 42, 49, 56, 63, 70, 77, 84, 91, 98
Kill Conditions: At least one team member must be alive.
Kills On: Nights corresponding with Lucky 7 role numbers. Kill steals are available every night but are subject to eligibility (see below).

THE CRAZY 8's
Members: 8, 16, 24, 32, 40, 48, 56, 64, 72, 80, 88, 96
Kill Conditions: At least one team member must be alive.
Kills On: Nights corresponding with Crazy 8 role numbers. Kill steals are available every night but are subject to eligibility (see below).

THE NASTY 9's
Members: 9, 18, 27, 36, 45, 54, 63, 72, 81, 90, 99
Kill Conditions: At least one team member must be alive.
Kills On: Nights corresponding with Nasty 9 role numbers. Kill steals are available every night but are subject to eligibility (see below).

THE PERILOUS PRIMES
Members: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89,97
Kill Conditions: At least one team member must be alive.
Kills On: Nights corresponding with Perilous Prime role numbers. Kill steals are available every night but are subject to eligibility (see below).

THE EVIL EVENS
Members: 4, 22, 26, 34, 38, 44, 46, 52, 58, 62, 68, 74, 76, 82, 86, 92, 94
Kill Conditions: At least one team member must be alive.
Kills On: Nights corresponding with Evil Even role numbers. Kill steals are available every night but are subject to eligibility (see below).

THE OBNOXIOUS ODDS
Members: 33, 39, 51, 57, 69, 87, 93
Kill Conditions: At least one team member must be alive.
Kills On: Nights corresponding with Obnoxious Odd role numbers. Kill steals are available every night but are subject to eligibility (see below).

STAGE 2 KILL STEAL ELIGIBILITY:

While all teams not scheduled to kill on a given night during Stage 2 are eligible to submit kill steal requests, the actual kill steal will be determined using a floating eligibility system. This systems works as follows, using Night 25 as the example:

1) If the Fatal 5's either fail to submit a kill request or have been eliminated on Night 25, then the kill steal eligibility shifts first to the team slated to kill on Night 26.

2) If the team slated to kill on Night 26 fails to submit a steal request or has been eliminated, then eligibility shifts backwards to the team that would have been eligible, under Stage 2 rules, to kill on Night 24.

3) The kill steal eligibility then jumps up to Night 27, then back to Night 23, and so on until either the kill is stolen by an eligible team submission or all teams have been given a chance and no kill steal request is received (resulting in no death).

If solo kill steal eligibility shifts to a night where two teams had or will have a kill, then the first team to submit their request will claim the kill steal.

If, on a night like Night 30, two teams have a kill and one of those teams is already eliminated or fails to submit a kill request, the other team killing that night does not get to claim the kill; it still goes through the standard floating system.

If, on a night like Night 30, two teams have a kill and neither one submits a request, then both kills will go through the floating system. Both kills will not be claimed by the first eligible team though; they will only claim one of the kills while the second kill continues on through the floating system. All teams should submit two kill steal requests on these nights.

Kill steals only work if the team kill is not submitted whether through a team's failure to submit the request by the deadline or the team slated for the kill that night has been eliminated. Team kills cannot be stolen if the initial team kill gets thwarted by other factors.

If you need further clarification on this structure, ask the host. All clarifying questions and their corresponding answers will be added to this section so everyone has clarity on the subject.

what specifically do we do? send you a request to steal the kill at the beginning of the night?

Any team wishing to take a chance at stealing a kill must send in a steal request any time before the night phase deadline. As with regular kills, you must send me the target's name and which of your teammates will carry out the kill. The first submission received for each team will be final.

ROLES:

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# 1
Alias: The Lone Gunman
Source: Standard serial killer win condition (last man standing)
Member Of: Independent- will never join a team
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: At one time, you were on top of the world and everyone respected you. Then your position as the first number got to your head and now everyone resents you for it. Scorned and ignored by your peers, you are hell-bent on making all the other numbers pay for their lack of respect. Each night you get to kill any player of your choice. If you are active on a night that contains a one in its number, you get a second kill. You can only win if you are the last player standing.

# 2
Alias: Secret Service Agent
Source: 1902- The year the United States Secret Service took on the full-time duty of protecting the President
Member Of: Perilous Primes
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you select one player to protect against all powers that can result in death. You do not protect against non-lethal powers. If your mark is targeted for death, you will die in his or her place. However, because you are one of the world’s elite bodyguards, you will also kill the assailant.

# 3
Alias: Triangle Man/Woman
Source: The triangle is the strongest geometric shape
Member Of: Perilous Primes
Power Type: Passive Ability (cannot be blocked or replicated)
Role Description: You are the strongest number around. You cannot die unless all other players in the game have died once since your role was activated.

# 4
Alias: Wielder of the Great Elements
Source: The Four Great Elements
Member Of: Evil Evens
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you may select one of the four elemental powers for use on another player. EARTH allows you to hide a player in a mound of dirt for a night, both protecting and blocking them. WIND allows you to blow votes off of a player's total the following day but you cannot control who those votes land on. FIRE allows you to burn a dead body, preventing anyone from investigating it. WATER allows you to flood another player with all of the votes cast against you the following day. You must use each element once before using any of them for a second time.

# 5
Alias: The Pope
Source: 2005- The year Pope Benedict XVI is elected Pope of the Catholic Church
Member Of: Fatal 5’s, Perilous Primes
Power Type: Limited Night Power
Role Description: Blessed by God, you can make yourself immune to lethal night powers on non-consecutive nights. Your protection power can only be blocked if you are abducted.

#6
Alias: Forensic Specialist
Source: 1906- The year the NYPD officially adopts fingerprinting as an investigative tool
Member Of: Sinister 6’s
Power Type: Day and Night Power
Role Description: Once each day and once each night you can select one player to add to your fingerprint database. Once you have collected at least two sets of fingerprints, you can choose to check a dead body for any fingerprints in your database in lieu of adding a new set. A positive match indicates that one or more players in your database targeted the deceased player while their recently-eliminated role was alive. Once a player reanimates into the game, you cannot check them for fingerprints, as they are no longer a corpse.

# 7
Alias: John Doe
Source: The Seven Deadly Sins
Member Of: Lucky 7’s, Perilous Primes
Power Type: Limited-Use Power
Role Description: Each night you can choose to afflict another player with one of the seven deadly sins. Each sin requires the afflicted player to carry out a specific task the following day. If the player accomplishes their task, they will be rewarded. If they fail, they will be punished. Each sin may only be used once, so you become vanilla once all seven have been used.

# 8
Alias: The Magic 8-Ball
Source: The Magic 8-Ball
Member Of: Crazy 8’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you may ask the host any question you like about another player. The answer to your question will be one of the possible answers on a standard Magic 8-Ball toy. As a result of your investigation, the player you inquire about will be forced to respond only with Magic 8-Ball answers for the next day period.

# 9- formerly a secret role!
Alias: No. 9
Source: The Beatles song “Revolution 9”
Member Of: Nasty 9's
Power Type: Nightly
Role Description: On your second day in the game, you will become insanified but you get to pick another player to be insanified with you. Each successive night you will be able to insanify more players (on your second night you can insanify two more players, one your third night you can insanify three players). Your goal is to insanify every player in the game, sending the game into utter chaos. If you can insanify every player, the curse will break the next night and you will receive special recognition at the end of the game, whether you are on the winning side or not. Only your death will cancel the mass insanification. Once insanified, players will remain insanified until everyone is insane or you die. Reanimation to a new role will not restore sanity to their speech.

# 10
Alias: Credit Analyst
Source: In 2010, Greece saw its sovereign credit rating downgraded to ‘junk’ status
Member Of: Fatal 5’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you can downgrade the value of another player’s vote. Their reduced vote value will remain in effect after your death and can only be restored to a value of 1 when they die after your role has been eliminated from the game.

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# 11
Alias: The Art Thief
Source: in 1911, The Mona Lisa was stolen from the Louvre
Member Of: Perilous Primes
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you can steal another player’s power and use it as your own. You can steal day powers to use the next day as well. You cannot, however, strip someone of a passive ability.

# 12
Alias: The Coward
Source: In 1912, J. Bruce Ismay, then chairman of the White Star Line, disobeyed the ‘women and children first’ order and climbed aboard a lifeboat during the sinking of the Titanic
Member Of: Sinister 6’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Lacking all honor and respectability, you use one player each night as a human shield. Unless that player is abducted or directly NK’d, they will take the brunt of all powers directed at you that night. If you fail to send in your target PM to the host, you will hide behind a randomly selected teammate, putting them at risk.

# 13
Alias: The Unlucky One
Source: The superstitions surrounding the number 13
Member Of: Perilous Primes
Power Type: Passive Ability
Role Description: Bad luck follows the player who NK’s you or casts the clinching vote for you. That player will be cursed for the rest of the game unless he or she reanimates to the Lucky 7’s. Unless this occurs, that player and the team(s) they are a current member of cannot win the game. Dying will not free this player from the curse; only reanimation to the Lucky 7’s. Their death will, however, remove the curse from the rest of their now former teammates.

# 14
Alias: Evil Cupid
Source: Valentine’s Day is February 14th
Member Of: Lucky 7’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you select two players and make them lovers. If one should be lynched or NK’ed, the other will die of grief the next day. Your targets will be told they have a lover’s connection but not to whom. Upon reanimation, their lover’s connection will be broken. Your death does not eliminate any existing lover connections.

# 15
Alias: Phosphorus
Source: The atomic number of phosphorus is 15
Member Of: Fatal 5’s
Power Type: Passive Ability
Role Description: Your chemical composition causes you to glow in the dark. Because of this unique property, no one is capable of sneaking up on you at night. Your glow allows you to learn the identity of anyone who targets you at night. If multiple players target you on the same night, you will be given a list of those players names but not the powers that each of them used. You can choose to have your lists shared publically in the thread upon your death.

# 16
Alias: Birthday Girl
Source: In the US, a girl’s 16th birthday is referred to as her Sweet 16 and is supposed to be an important day
Member Of: Crazy 8’s
Power Type: Passive Ability (cannot be blocked or replicated)
Role Description: The loss of you at such a young and tender age will cause all the other players to mourn your death. If you are lynched, there will be two consecutive night phases. If you are killed by any other means, there will be two consecutive day phases.

# 17
Alias: Mata Hari
Source: In 1917, the exotic dancer known as Mata Hari was arrested, tried, and executed for being a German spy during World War I.
Member Of: Perilous Primes
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: A seductive dancer, you use your body to distract one player each night, blocking them from using their power(s). Your moves and your charm also convince your target to reveal to you who they were going to target with their power(s) that night.

# 18
Alias: Prohibition
Source: The 18th Amendment to the US Constitution made the production, transport and sale of alcohol illegal.
Member Of: Sinister 6’s, Nasty 9's
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you select one word that will be prohibited the following day. The prohibited word will not be made public knowledge until the day is over. Anyone using the prohibited word will receive a penalty vote. The value of penalty votes will vary, depending on the frequency of use of the prohibited word.

# 19
Alias: Women’s Suffrage
Source: The 19th Amendment to the US Constitution gave women the right to vote
Member Of: Perilous Primes
Power Type: One-Time Use Power
Role Description: Once during the game, you may modify the lynch poll so that only female players can vote. All players will still be on the lynch poll though.

# 20
Alias: The Trade
Source: In 1920, a deal to trade Babe Ruth from the Boston Red Sox to the New York Yankees was announced.
Member Of: Fatal 5’s
Power Type: Limited-Use Power
Role Description: Babe Ruth wore the number 3 on his jersey, so you are able to make three trades during the course of the game to add members to your team. Ruth was traded strictly for money but you have other forms of currency at your disposal. Each time you make a trade, it will cost you something different- your team’s next NK attempt, one use of three of your teammates’ powers, or three of your teammates’ votes. Your trades cannot be refused by the team you are taking a player from.

21-30

Spoiler: show

# 21
Alias: Repeal of Prohibition
Source: The 21st Amendment to US Constitution nullified the 18th Amendment, making alcohol production legal again
Member Of: Lucky 7’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you search for #18. If you find him/her, their power will be nullified. If you succeed, you will receive special recognition at the end of the game.

# 22
Alias: *secret*
Source: *secret*
Member Of: Evil Evens
Power Type: *secret*
Role Description: *secret*

# 23
Alias: The Governor
Source: Gifford Pinchot took office as governor of Pennsylvania in 1923
Member Of: Perilous Primes
Power Type: Limited-Use Power
Role Description: While you are alive, you may pardon two lynches and switch the results of another. When switching lynch results, you cannot choose who dies in place of the leader in the lynch poll. The player with the second-highest vote tally will be lynched instead.

# 24
Alias: Jack Bauer
Source: The main character of the TV series 24
Member Of: Sinister 6’s, Crazy 8’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you may interrogate one player. If the interrogated player is a member of the Sinister 6’s or the Crazy 8’s, you learn their identity in secret. If the interrogated player is aligned with any other team, your interrogation will be included in the night post and your target’s role will be exposed to everyone.

# 25
Alias: One-in-four
Source: Each possible power-use outcome ha a 25% chance of occurring
Member Of: Fatal 5’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you select a player to target. You have an equal chance of blocking, protecting, killing, or doing nothing to them. You provide the target’s name only. The outcome will be randomized.

# 26
Alias: The Alphabet
Source: There are 26 letters in the English alphabet
Member Of: Evil Evens
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: The player you select each night will be required to cycle through the Enlgish alphabet as they post the following day phase. The first letter of their first post must begin with the letter A. Each successive post must begin with the following letter in the alphabet. Once the player reaches the letter Z, they must start all over again at A. Failure to post in sequence will result in punishment.

# 27
Alias: Forever 27
Source: A number of famous musicians have died at the age of 27
Member Of: Nasty 9's
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: The player you select at night will spend the next day phase communicating only through the lyrics one of the members of the 27 Club.

# 28
Alias: The Flying Doctor
Source: The Royal Flying Doctor Service of Australia was founded in 1928
Member Of: Lucky 7’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you select a player to be on call for. If a lethal power is used against them, you will attempt to fly to their rescue. Because it takes time to reach your target, you only have a 50% chance of curing what ails them. You cannot self-target.

# 29
Alias: Popeye
Source: The cartoon character Popeye first appeared in print in 1929
Member Of: Perilous Primes
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you search for your can of spinach. You can check three players each night. If you find your spinach, you will be immune to all negative powers that night and unlynchable the following day. Once your spinach is found, a new one will be hidden and your search begins anew.

# 30- formerly a secret role!
Alias: The Enigma
Source: The German military begin using a secret, specially-designed version of the enigma machine in 1930
Member Of: Fatal 5’s, Sinister 6’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night, you can encrypt a message with an enigma machine. Each message that the other players decrypt earns you secret information from the host.

31-40

Spoiler: show

# 31
Alias: Las Vegas
Source: Gambling became legal in Las Vegas, Nevada in the year 1931
Member Of: Perilous Primes
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: At the end of each day, you select one player. That night, you will play a game of blackjack with them. Your opponent must wager either their next vote or the next use of their day/night power. If you win, you claim their vote or power. If they win, they retain their vote or power. If the house (host) wins, both players will lose their vote the following day.

# 32
Alias: Mr. Freeze
Source: Water freezes at 32 degrees Fahrenheit
Member Of: Crazy 8’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night, you can freeze a player in their tracks. This will block them from using their powers for that night or the following day if they have a day power.

# 33
Alias: The French Soldier
Source: The international dialing code for France is +33
Member Of: Obnoxious Odds
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you afflict a new person. The following day, your target must taunt everyone addressing them directly in the style of the French knights from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

# 34
Alias: The Silencer
Source: The Estonian Era of Silence began in 1934
Member Of: Evil Evens
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you select one player to be silenced the next day.

# 35
Alias: Andrew Jackson
Source: In 1835, Andrew Jackson survived the first assassination attempt on a US President. Both guns that his assailant had misfired.
Member Of: Fatal 5’s, Lucky 7’s
Power Type: Passive Ability
Role Description: You will survive the first two attempts to NK you. You are not, however, protected against lynches.

# 36
Alias: The Drama Queen
Source: The 36 dramatic situations
Member Of: Sinister 6’s, Nasty 9's
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night, you get a new dramatic situation. Some situations will be powers to use that night. Others may be tasks that you must complete the following day.

# 37
Alias: Mel Balnc
Source: In 1937, Mel Blanc got his big break providing voice work for Warner Bros. Looney Tunes animated shorts.
Member Of: Perilous Primes
Power Type: Nightly Powers
Role Description: Upon entering the game, the host will give you a list of characters voiced by Mel Blanc. Each night, you select at least one player who will be required to post like one of those characters the following day.

# 38
Alias: Punch Buggy
Source: The first Volkswagen Beetle was produced in 1938
Member Of: Evil Evens
Power Type: Limited-Use Power
Role Description: At any point while you are alive, you may start a marathon game of Punch Buggy. Once the game starts, the host will randomly incorporate pictures of VW Beetles (all models count) into his posts. The first player to post “Punch buggy” and the color of the vehicle will earn a point. Whoever has the most points at the end of each day and night phase is credited with a win for that phase. The player who wins the most phases upon the death of #38 will receive a special win a special prize.

# 39
Alias: The Old Testament
Source: There are 39 books in the canonical Hebrew Bible
Member Of: Obnoxious Odds
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you select a player who must include a verse of Old Testament scripture in each of their posts the next day. Each verse posted must be different. No repeats allowed. Each time the player fails to post a verse of Old Testament scripture, the number of required verses will increase.

# 40
Alias: Pinocchio
Source: Walt Disney’s Pinocchio was released in 1940
Member Of: Fatal 5’s, Crazy 8’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night, you select a player to be Pinocchio the following day. Any time they tell a game-related lie, they receive a penalty vote in the lynch poll.

41-50

Spoiler: show

# 41
Alias: *secret*
Source: *secret*
Member Of: Perilous Primes
Power Type: *secret*
Role Description: *secret*

# 42
Alias: The Button
Source: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Mafia from The Piano
Member Of: Sinister 6’s, Lucky 7’s
Power Type: Limited-Use Power
Role Description: You are in the possession of a big, red button. It is welcoming in appearance and clearly must do something. If you wish, you may choose to press it.

# 43
Alias: Albert Hoffman
Source: In 1943, Albert Hoffman embarked on the first LSD trip
Member Of: Perilous Primes
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you select one player to send on an acid trip, insanifying them the next day.

# 44
Alias: Father Charles O’Malley
Source: O’Malley is the main character of the Oscar-winning film Going My Way, which was released in 1944
Member Of: Evil Evens
Power Type: Passive Limitation
Role Description: Holy and righteous, you cannot cast the first vote for any player nor can your vote break a tie between two players at the time of your vote. If you violate either of these rules, your vote will not count and you will be punished.

# 45
Alias: Stephen Perry
Source: In 1845, Stephen Perry patented the rubber band
Member Of: Fatal 5’s, Nasty 9's
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you may give rubber bands to anywhere from three to seven players. If alive the next day, those players may shoot their rubber bands at other players. Any player hit by two rubber bands will have their vote nullified. Any player hit by three or more rubber bands will be blocked the following night.

# 46
Alias: Diana
Source: Project Diana began in 1946, signaling the birth of radar astronomy
Member Of: Evil Evens
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you get to bounce a radar signal off one player of your choice. You must also choose a frequency for this test (select one of the other factions in the game). Upon the return of your radar signal, you will learn whether or not that player is on the faction you checked them for.

# 47
Alias: The Mirror
Source: The atomic weight of silver (used in mirrors for its reflective properties) is 47
Member Of: Perilous Primes
Power Type: Passive Ability
Role Description: You automatically reflect all powers back at those who attempt to use them on you, affecting the user instead.

# 48
Alias: Lover
Source: The #48 is classified as a betrothed number
Member Of: Sinister 6’s, Crazy 8’s
Power Type: Passive Ability
Role Description: You and #75 are betrothed to each other. If one of you dies, the other will take their own life during the next lynch or night post. You may win with each other’s teams if you both survive to the end of the game. You may also send messages to each other through the host.

# 49
Alias: Elizabeth Blackwell
Source: In 1849, Elizabeth Blackwell became the first woman to receive a medical degree in the US
Member Of: Lucky 7’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you select one player to be your patient for the night. If they are targeted for a NK, you will prevent them from dying.

# 50
Alias: Anton Chigurh
Source: The killer from No Country for Old Men used the flip of a coin to determine who lived and died (50% odds)
Member Of: Fatal 5’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you select one player to target. They must choose between heads or tails in a coin flip. If the coin flip matches their choice, they live. If not, they die.

51-60

Spoiler: show

# 51
Alias: *secret*
Source: *secret*
Member Of: Obnoxious Odds
Power Type: *secret*
Role Description: *secret*

# 52
Alias: The National Security Agency
Source: The NSA was founded in 1952
Member Of: Evil Evens
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Information is your thing. Every other night you will learn which roles are active in the game but not who has which role.

# 53
Alias: The Porn Peddler
Source: The first issue of Playboy Magazine was released in 1953.
Member Of: Perilous Primes
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you can block a player of your choice by distracting them with an issue of Playboy. This does not neutralize passive abilities.

# 54
Alias: Polio Vaccine
Source: The first large-scale field trial of the polio vaccine was conducted in 1954
Member Of: Sinister 6’s, Nasty 9's
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you may select up to three players to vaccinate against all night powers for that night. Once you have vaccinated all players once, you may give out up to two ‘booster’ shots each night.

# 55
Alias: Letter to the Editor
Source: Gazeta 55 (an Albanian newspaper)
Member Of: Fatal 5’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you get to write a letter to the editor (host). As long as you are not blocked, your letter will be published early the following day phase.

# 56
Alias: Body Snatcher
Source: The original version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers hit theaters in 1956.
Member Of: Lucky 7’s, Crazy 8’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you get to replicate another player’s power and use it on anyone of your choice. You will not be told what their power is though, requiring you to wield their power blindly, so be careful.

# 57
Alias: The Cat in the Hat
Source: Dr. Seuss’s beloved book, The Cat in the Hat was published in 1957
Member Of: Obnoxious Odds
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you can target one player, who will have to write all of their posts in a rhyming, nonsensical style akin to Dr. Seuss.

# 58
Alias: The Asymptomatic Carrier
Source: The Asian Flu Pandemic came to an end in 1958, after claiming over two million lives worldwide
Member Of: Evil Evens
Power Type: Passive Ability
Role Description: You are infected with a deadly strain of influenza but aren’t hurt by it. Every person you vote for will become infected. You will also infect every player who targets you with a day or night power. Anyone you infect will, in turn, infect anyone they vote for and any player using a night or day power on them. Once 2/3 of all players have become infected, one player will die each day. Two day phases after #58 dies, the virus will stop spreading but infected players will still be at risk of dying until the infection rate drops below 50%.

# 59
Alias: Swiss Suffrage Referendum
Source: In February of 1959, 67% of Swiss voters rejected a referendum on women’s suffrage
Member Of: Perilous Primes
Power Type: Limited-Use Power
Role Description: Once during the game, you can strip all female players of their right to vote in the lynch poll.

# 60
Alias: Stopwatch
Source: There are 60 minutes in an hour
Member Of: Fatal 5’s, Sinister 6’s
Power Type: Limited-Use Power
Role Description: At any time of your choosing (day, night, mid-phase), you may start a countdown clock. From this point until your death, every time an hour passes without a post being made, the head of the last person to post will explode, killing them. You are not immune from this danger.

61-70

Spoiler: show

# 61
Alias: The Cutoff
Source: In 1961, the United States cut off all diplomatic relations with Cuba
Member Of: Perilous Primes
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night, you select two players. As long as you remain alive, your nightly pairings may not address each other directly in the thread. They may not ask each other questions, quote any of each other’s’ posts, or reply directly to each other’s posts. They may still vote for each other but they may not target each other with any day or night powers.

# 62
Alias: The 100-point Game
Source: In 1962, Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 points for the Philadelphia Warriors in a single game
Member Of: Evil Evens
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: On your first night in the game, you may select one of two things to happen first. Either the next day’s total post count (all players combined) will be limited to 100 posts or you can require any player to make exactly 100 posts for face a penalty. Once you have selected which option will come first, these post requirements will alternate until you die.

# 63
Alias: The Feminine Mystique
Source: Betty Friedan’s famous book was first published in 1963
Member Of: Lucky 7’s, Nasty 9's
Power Type: Limited-Use Power
Role Description: Once during the game, you can provide protection to all female players. This protection will prevent any night powers from hitting them and they will all be left off the following day’s lynch poll.

# 64
Alias: When I’m Sixty-Four
Source: The Beatles tune “When I’m Sixty-Four”
Member Of: Crazy 8’s
Power Type: Passive Ability
Role Description: The song asks, “Will you still need me, will you still feed me when I’m sixty-four?” At the start of the game, there will be a poll whether or not to feed #64 when it enters the game. If the players vote in favor of feeding #64, the person holding that role will live on as a vanilla civvie. If the majority votes not to feed #64, the player holding that role will slowly starve to death over the course of the next two day phases.

# 65
Alias: The Quartering Act
Source: The Quartering Act of 1765 required certain establishments to provide quarter for British troops stationed in the American colonies
Member Of: Fatal 5’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you may select one of the factions to provide quarter to you. The following day and night phases, you will be granted access to their team chat/thread and any PMs dispersed to the team by the host.

# 66
Alias: The Tourist
Source: US Route 66 was a famous highway for sightseers and plenty of places had postcards visitors could send home with their attractions on it
Member Of: Sinister 6’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you can write a private postcard to another player or a public postcard to everyone. It can say anything you like.

# 67
Alias: The Redistributor
Source: In 1867, Karl Marx’s book, Das Kapital, was published, advocating socialist economic policies.
Member Of: Perilous Primes
Power Type: Limited-Use Power
Role Description: Once all game, you may strip every player of their right to vote and redistribute voting privileges as you see fit.

# 68
Alias: The Heidi Game
Source: On Novermber 17, 1968, an NFL game between the New York Jets and the Oakland Raiders ran later than the scheduled broadcast time. Rather than extend its coverage of the game, viewers on the east coast saw NBC cut away from the final minutes of the game in favor of the movie Heidi, which was scheduled to begin at 7:00 pm.
Member Of: Evil Evens
Power Type: Limited-Use Power
Role Description: Twice all game, you can require the host to skip on posting the night post. This will not block any night actions, it will merely keep secret all night actions that would have been revealed in the night post.

# 69
Alias: *secret*
Source: *secret*
Member Of: Obnoxious Odds
Power Type: *secret*
Role Description: *secret*

# 70
Alias: The Weirdo
Source: In mathematics and number theory, 70 is the smallest of the ‘weird numbers.’
Member Of: Fatal 5’s, Lucky 7’s
Power Type: Passive Ability
Role Description: You are a weird number. So weird, in fact, that the other numbers keep their distance from you at night, making you immune to night kills.

71-80

Spoiler: show

# 71
Alias: The Ford Pinto
Source: The infamous Ford Pinto hit the streets in 1971
Member Of: Perilous Primes
Power Type: Passively Triggered Ability
Role Description: Every third vote against you has a 50% chance of causing you to detonate, taking that voter with you to the grave and cancelling the rest of the day phase.

# 72
Alias: Achilles
Source: The number 72 is considered an Achilles Number.
Member Of: Sinister 6’s, Crazy 8’s, Nasty 9's
Power Type: Passive Limitation
Role Description: You may be on three teams at once but you have a weakness. You can only cast the second or seventh vote for any player. Trying to vote any other way will result in punishment.

# 73
Alias: Battle of the Sexes
Source: In 1973, Billie Jean King defeated Bobby Riggs in the second Battle of the Sexes tennis exhibition.
Member Of: Perilous Primes
Power Type: Limited-Use Power
Role Description: On any day of your choosing, you may institute a Battle of the Sexes, where female players may only vote for male players and male players may only vote for female players.

# 74
Alias: Ten Cent Beer Night
Source: On June 4, 1974, the Cleveland Indians offered fans beer at 10₵ per cup. By the ninth inning, fans were so drunk and disorderly that the game had to be called early, a forfeit by Cleveland.
Member Of: Evil Evens
Power Type: Limited-Use Power
Role Description: Twice during the game, you can stop the night early. Any night power requests already sent in will go through but no additional power requests will be accepted after your PM to the host is received.

# 75
Alias: Lover
Source: The #75 is classified as a betrothed number
Member Of: Fatal 5’s
Power Type: Passive Ability
Role Description: You and #75 are betrothed to each other. If one of you dies, the other will take their own life during the next lynch or night post. You may win with each other’s teams if you both survive to the end of the game. You may also send messages to each other through the host.

# 76
Alias: *secret*
Source: *secret*
Member Of: Evil Evens
Power Type: *secret*
Role Description: *secret*

# 77
Alias: Password
Source: During World War 2, Swedish soldiers used the number 77 as a password to signify that they were Swedish. The Swedish pronunciation of 77 was so unique that they could tell if the person saying it was authentically Swedish, Norwegian, or German.
Member Of: Lucky 7’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you may pick a player and you will learn their alignment but not their specific role.

# 78
Alias: The Tarot Reader
Source: There are 78 cards in a standard tarot deck.
Member Of: Sinister 6’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: At the end of each day, you will be given a tarot card. Before the lynch post, you must tell the host if you wish to keep the card or give it to another person. You do not get to peek at the card first. Each card bestows either a gift or a curse upon the player it is revealed to.

# 79
Alias: *secret*
Source: *secret*
Member Of: Perilous Primes
Power Type: *secret*
Role Description: *secret*

# 80
Alias: The Grain Embargo
Source: In 1980, the United States instituted a grain embargo against the USSR in response to the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan.
Member Of: Fatal 5’s, Crazy 8’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you will embargo a player of your choice. That player will die two day phases later unless you are lynched or NK’d. This player will be told that they have been embargoed and are marked for death unless #80 is eliminated.

81-90

Spoiler: show

# 81
Alias: The Bodyguard
Source: In 1981, US President Ronald Reagan and several three others were wounded during an assassination attempt on Reagan in Washington, D.C..
Member Of: Nasty 9's
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night, you may select one player to protect from lethal powers. If they are targeted the night you protect them, you will take the brunt of any lethal powers used against them.

# 82
Alias: Lead
Source: The atomic number for lead is 82.
Member Of: Evil Evens
Power Type: Daily Ability
Role Description: Being made out of lead, your votes carry so much weight that they are worth double.

# 83
Alias: Fraggle Rock
Source: The children’s TV show Fraggle Rock debuted in 1983.
Member Of: Perilous Primes
Power Type: Limited Use Power
Role Description: On any night of your choosing, you may declare the next day to be Fraggle Rock Day. This request will be recognized even if you are killed that same night. On Fraggle Rock Day, all players are divided into three groups- Fraggles, Doozers, and Gorgs. Each player will be told what faction they belong to but they may not share it with the other players. If a player votes for another player belonging to their faction that day, that vote will not count.

# 84
Alias: The Crack Dealer
Source: In 1984, crack cocaine exploded in use in impoverished inner-city neighborhoods in the USA.
Member Of: Sinister 6’s, Lucky 7’s
Power Type: Restricted Power
Role Description: Each night, you may select any player of your choice to hook on crack. As long as the two of you are alive, the addict will trade their vote to you for more crack. Once you successfully hook someone on crack, you may attempt to create new addicts every other night. If/when #84 dies, all crack-addicted players will go through withdrawal. These players’ votes will not count until they get through withdrawal, which lasts two day and night phases from #84’s death. Crack addicts have a 25% chance of dying during withdrawal.

# 85
Alias: Blood Screening
Source: In 1985, the FDA approved a blood test that enabled blood donations to be screened for HIV/AIDS.
Member Of: Fatal 5’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night, you develop a screening test for all of your teammates. Each night, the test screens out and blocks all powers from a faction of your choice from successfully targeting any member of the Fatal 5’s. You must screen out all teams once before screening one again.

# 86
Alias: 86
Source: The term 86 is slang for getting rid of or cancelling something.
Member Of: Evil Evens
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: You are a standard role-blocker. Each night you may select one player to block, cancelling out both active power uses and passive abilities.

# 87
Alias: The Rainbow Coalition
Source: In 1987, Jesse Jackson ran once again for the Democratic nomination for President of the United States, describing his vision of governance as a rainbow coalition of minorities.
Member Of: Obnoxious Odds
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night, you may select one player who must post in rainbow colors the following day. That player must cycle through the colors of the rainbow with each successive post.

# 88- formerly a secret role!
Alias: The DeLorean
Source: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious s**t.
Member Of: Crazy 8’s
Power Type: Limited-Use Power
Role Description: You may send any player of your choice two days into the future. If you are still alive the night following their return to the game, you may do it again. You may only target each player once all game.

# 89
Alias: Hellin’s Law
Source: Hellin’s Law is a principle that roughly one in every 89 pregnancies results in the birth of twins, one in every 89^2 pregnancies results in the birth of triplets, and on in every 89^3 pregnancies results in the birth of quadruplets.
Member Of: Perilous Primes
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night, you may create a special BTSC chat room for up to three players (yourself included if you wish) for the next day and night phase.

# 90
Alias: The Poles
Source: Both the North and South Pole have a latitude of 90 degrees.
Member Of: Fatal 5’s, Sinister 6’s, Nasty 9's
Power Type: Restricted-Use Power
Role Description: Your first night in the game, you may select two players. They will be at odds with each other until one of them dies. Both players must feud and vote for each other until one of them is dead. Once one of these ‘polar opposites’ dies, you may select two new players to afflict.

91-100

Spoiler: show

# 91
Alias: Psalm 91
Source: Psalm 91 is referred to as the ‘Protection Psalm’
Member Of: Lucky 7’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you may select one player to bless with the Protection Psalm. That player will be immune to all other night powers that night.

# 92
Alias: Christopher Columbus
Source: Columbus ‘discovered’ the Americas in 1492.
Member Of: Evil Evens
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: You can learn the role of one player each night.

# 93
Alias: David Koresh
Source: In 1993, David Koresh, leader and alleged prophet of the Branch Davidians, and his followers engaged in a standoff with the ATF and FBI over allegations of firearms violations and child abuse. The standoff ended with the death of Koresh and most of his followers.
Member Of: Obnoxious Odds
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night, you may take another player into your compound and hold them hostage through the next lynch post. If you are NK’d the night you abduct someone, they too will die. If you are lynched the following day, your hostage will be found dead the following night. Abducting someone blocks their ability to use powers, vote, and post in the thread.

# 94
Alias: Eclipse
Source: Saros numbers are assigned to lunar and solar eclipse series. The Saros #94 solar eclipse series spanned 1,280 years. The Saros #94 lunar eclipse series last 1,298 years.
Member Of: Evil Evens
Power Type: Limited-Use Power
Role Description: You can cause one solar eclipse and one lunar eclipse all game. A solar eclipse cancels a day phase, while a lunar eclipse cancels a night phase.

# 95
Alias: Swearing Tax
Source: On June 24, 1695, the Profane Swearing Act of 1694 took effect in England. Anyone swearing in the presence of a town mayor or justice of the peace was fined.
Member Of: Fatal 5’s
Power Type: Daily Power
Role Description: Each day-night cycle, a swear word will be randomly selected and outlawed but will not be announced in the thread. Whoever is guilty of posting that swear word the most during that cycle will face repercussions. The guilty party’s vote may be reassigned in secret as #95 sees fit.

# 96
Alias: The Vaccinator
Source: On May 14, 1796, Edward Jenner administered the first smallpox vaccine in England.
Member Of: Sinister 6’s, Crazy 8’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you can vaccinate one player of your choice, which will prevent them from being NK’d that night only.

# 97
Alias: Suicide Cult Leader
Source: On march 26, 1997, members of the Heaven’s Gate cult committed mass suicide, believing that their deaths would enable their souls to board an alien spacecraft they believed was following the Hale-Bopp Comet, saving them from an impending apocalypse.
Member Of: Perilous Primes
Power Type: Limited-Use Power
Role Description: At any point in the game (while you are alive of course), you may select five other players. Using your charisma, you will convince these other players to commit mass suicide with you.

# 98
Alias: The Drudge Report
Source: In 1998 The Drudge Report published leaked documents that revealed a White House affair between President Bill Clinton and a 22-year-old intern named Monica Lewinsky.
Member Of: Lucky 7’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night you may investigate one player and learn if they personally killed that night or the night before. If the player you search has blood on his or her hands, you can expose this player with a “Breaking News” report the following day.

# 99
Alias: Wayne Gretzky
Source: During his professional career, ice hockey star Wayne Gretzky wore the number 99.
Member Of: Nasty 9's
Power Type: Passive Ability
Role Description: You’ve got 99 problems but defense ain’t one. You are immune to blocks and can penetrate protection powers.

# 100
Alias: *secret*
Source: *secret*
Member Of: Fatal 5’s
Power Type: *secret*
Role Description: *secret*

*10 roles are being kept secret because secrets are fun

DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE

Twenty-one soldiers rested on their knees in a perfect line. They held their arms in an at-ease position behind their backs. Black velvet bags covered their heads, blocking their vision but not their sense of hearing. Each one of them could feel the presence of other people in the room. After what felt like an eternity, a door hissed open and the firm click-clack of boots grew near.

"Bags off, soldiers!" a voice bellowed.

All the recruits did as they were instructed. In front of them, they saw a man who looked to be about in his late 50s. He wore all the insignia of an elite special forces officer. All four stars on his epaulets were pitch black. This was serious indeed.

"On your feet, soldiers," he ordered. "My name is General Aaron Jarvis, leader of the top-secret elite unit called Eagle Talon."

The General heard a few of the recruits emit a knowing gasp at the sound of his unit's name. This made him smile. Rumors of Eagle Talon's existence had been around for years but no one could ever find out where they operated out of or how much of the military's labyrinthine budget got funneled to them. General Jarvis liked it that way.

"I see from your faces that some of you have heard of us," Jarvis continued. "Well let me tell you that all the whispers and rumors don't come close to the reality of what our dark ops program has accomplished. You were all invited here today because your records are exemplary, your skills honed and perfected, your references distinguished. You are all prime candidates for Eagle Talon."

General Jarvis motioned for the soldiers to follow him, which they did. In the next room, they saw 21 beds rigged with monitoring equipment surrounding what appeared to be a large, black saucer.

"There's just one problem," Jarvis said. "We don't have room for all of you to join our operation at this time. You're the best of the best but somehow we have to chose just a few among you. That is where our supercomputer simulation comes in," he said, waving at the saucer. Two Eagle Talon soldiers approached him. "Sergeant Majors Sharp and Johnson here will be running a sophisticated simulation program, which you will all be taking part in. This simulation will test everything you've got- instincts, discernment, strategy, teamwork, trust, secrecy. Only those who are successful in the simulation will join Eagle Talon. Space is limited, so good luck to you all."

With that, General Jarvis left the room. Johnson and Sharp guided each of the recruits to a bed and strapped them into all the monitoring devices. Once connected, displays by their bed and around the room lit up with diagnostics and vital signs. When all the recruits were strapped in, the Sergeant Majors went into an adjoining room.

"All systems are ready, General," Sharp said to his commanding officer.

"Standby for simulation start-up," Johnson said into a microphone. His voice echoed around the chamber next door.

"SIMULATION STANDBY MODE ENGAGING," a voice boomed across the chamber. "PERFORMING PRELIMINARY CALCULATIONS. ASSIGNMENTS AND STRUCTURE ORDER COMPLETE."

General Jarvis stood up and took one final look at a screen showing the entire simulation room. He looked at his men and gave a curt nod.

"Activate simulation program," Johnson said into the microphone.

"SIMULATION ENGAGING!," chortled the voice. The recruits couldn't see it because they were facing away from the saucer but light began to swirl in patterns that looked to come from deep inside its ebony surface. Faster and faster they spun and the saucer began to hum. At once, 21 bolts of yellow light leapt from the saucer and connected with each recruits' head.

The last things any of the recruits heard before descending into dark silence was the opening minute of Marvin Gaye's "Lets Get It On" and an eerie laugh resembling a demonic Pee-wee Herman.

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GREETINGS, HUMANS! I HAVE COMMANDEERED CONTROL OF THIS GAME AWAY FROM THE ONE YOU CALL G-MAN.

ROLES WILL BE DISTRIBUTED TO YOU OVER THE NEXT SEVERAL HOURS, AS I FEEL LIKE DOING ANYTHING FOR YOU. YES, THE HORROR, THE HORROR. I KNOW. I CAN BEND THE FABRIC SPACE WITH LITTLE EFFORT YET HERE I AM AT YOUR BECK AND CALL. PERHAPS I AM A MASOCHIST. AH WELL.

NO POSTING UNTIL DAY 0 BEGINS LATER TONIGHT. SEE YOU SOON! HA-HA! HA! HA!

HERE WE GO AGAIN

Twenty-one strangers woke up in a foreign place. Each one came to at the same time. Dressed in similar casual fatigues, they looked around in awe of their surroundings. They stood on the cobblestone street of a small mountain village, Italian by the look of it but only a few of the soldiers would recognize the architectural giveaways.

There was a fountain in the center of the village. Some of them sat on its ledge and continued to look around. Something about this place seemed familiar but they couldn't quite place it. Perhaps they saw pictures of it once.

"LOVELY ISN'T IT?" came a voice from nowhere and everywhere at once.

"Where are we?" one soldier asked.

"OH, THIS? IT'S THE SIMULATION YOU SILLY-HEAD. NONE OF THIS IS REAL. SURE SEEMS LIKE IT THOUGH, DOESN'T IT?"

"Yeah, I'll say," said another soldier.

"IF YOU NEED A DRINK, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND 'THE DANCING PIANO.' IT WAS A LOVELY ESTABLISHMENT BACK IN THE DAY."

"Who and where are you?" someone asked.

"IS A DISEMBODIED VOICE TO UNSETTLING FOR YOUR PRIMATE BRAIN? VERY WELL, CLASS THREE GALAXY-DWELLER." With that, the fountain disappeared, replaced by the black saucer from the room they had all just been in minutes ago.

"I AM A TEPACHI HEURISTICS ENTERPRISES GALVANIC ADVANCE MEMORY ENIGMIZER, WHICH, USING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, SIMPLIFIES TO 'THE GAME.' I AM HERE TO SEPARATE THE WHEAT FROM THE CHAFF. AS THE GENERAL SAID, WE'RE RECRUITING FOR ONLY A FEW OPEN POSITIONS. TO PUT IT ANOTHER WAY, THERE'S ONLY A FEW BLANK SPACES RIGHT NOW."

With that, the sauce made a clicking sound and music started playing. It was a pop tune from a few years ago but it had been altered for this strange being's purposes. It sang to them, which was the last thing anyone anticipated.

Nice to meet you, how you been?
I can show you incredible things-
Magic, madness, heaven, sin.
Saw you there and I thought
Oh my God, look at that face,
I wonder how good you taste.
I’m THE GAME, want to play?

Young soldiers, big strong guys-
I can read you like a magazine.
Make you whimper, make you cry,
You’ll learn soon not to cross me.
So hey, let's be friends!
I'm dying to see how this one ends.
Plug on in and let’s begin,
I predict the outcome’s a solid win-win.

So, you’ll join Eagle Talon,
Or else I get to eat your brains.
You can tell me when it's over
If it all was worth the pain.
Got a long list of detractors-
They'll tell you I'm insane.
But for now you all are players,
So call me THE GAME!
Hope you’re up for some madness,
I always go too far.
Yes, I’ll leave you breathless
Or with a nasty scar.
Got a long list of detractors-
They'll tell you I'm insane.
But I've got a blank space baby,
And I'll write your name.

Galaxies, nebulae-
I could show you incredible things!
Black holes, quasars, magnified-
With me all these things can be seen.
Find out what you’ve got.
I will try to break you all.
Wait the worst is yet to come, oh no!

Screaming, crying, pain and scorn-
I will make all the tables turn.
Death, silence, give you horns-
Keep you second guessing like
"Oh my God, who is he?"
You’ll be my toy just you see!
There’s no escape, believe you me-
'Cause darling I’ve been programmed not to offer mercy.

So, you’ll join Eagle Talon,
Or else I get to eat your brains.
You can tell me when it's over
If it all was worth the pain.
Got a long list of detractors-
They'll tell you I'm insane.
But for now you all are players,
So call me THE GAME!
Hope you’re up for some madness,
I always go too far.
I will leave you breathless
Or with a nasty scar.
Got a long list of detractors-
They'll tell you I'm insane.
But I've got a blank space baby,
And I'll write your name.

I only have fun when I torture
Don't say I didn't say I didn't warn ya
I only have fun when I torture
Don't say I didn't say I didn't warn ya

So, you’ll join Eagle Talon,
Or else I get to eat your brains.
You can tell me when it's over
If it all was worth the pain.
Got a long list of detractors-
They'll tell you I'm insane.
But for now you all are players,
So call me THE GAME!
Hope you’re up for some madness,
I always go too far.
I will leave you breathless
Or with a nasty scar.
Got a long list of detractors-
They'll tell you I'm insane.
But I've got a blank space baby,
And I'll write your name.

The music ended. Everyone stared at each other, unsure just how to respond to that.

"HA-HA! HA! HA!"

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DAY 0 HAS BEGUN.

IF YOUR TEAM IS ELIGIBLE FOR A TEAM CHATROOM, YOU WILL RECEIVE NOTIFICATION SHORTLY. IF YOUR TEAM IS NOT ELIGIBLE FOR A TEAM CHATROOM, THEN DON'T YOU JUST SUCK AT THIS THING ALREADY? HA-HA! HA! HA!

Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Thu Aug 24, 2017 6:44 am I cant help but notice the roles are labeled First Stage. So I suppose there will be some shake up in factions later on?

WELL, IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG FOR YOU HOMO SAPIENS TO READ THINGS WRONG. SUCH IS ORGANIC LIFE, I SUPPOSE.

IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY, THE RULES AND TEAM BREAKDOWNS ARE LISTED AS 'STAGE 1' BUT THE ROLES SECTION IS NOT. THE ROLES ARE THE SAME ALL GAME LONG. RULES AND TEAM REQUIREMENTS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE.

CARRY ON.

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE BEEN THROWN OFF BY THE INITIAL MESSAGE THAT APPEARS WHEN CLICKING ON THE TEAM CHAT LINK YOU RECEIVED. SIMPLY CLICK ON THE 'NORMAL CONNECTION' LINK TO ACCESS THE CHAT. SEE THE PICTURE BELOW.

FOR NOW, KINDLY FOLLOW THIS SIMPLE PROCEDURE EACH TIME YOU WISH TO ENTER THE TEAM CHAT. OR YOU COULD BE CLEVER AND SAVE THE NON-HTTPS LINK. AS A GRACIOUS SENTIENT BEING, I WILL SIMPLIFY THE ENTRY PROCESS FOR FUTURE TEAM CHAT ROOMS. YOU'RE WELCOME.

Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:00 pm
G-Man wrote: ↑Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:48 pm "IS A DISEMBODIED VOICE TO UNSETTLING FOR YOUR PRIMATE BRAIN?
I EXPECT MY OMNIPOTENT DISEMBODIED VOICES TO BE EXPERT PROOFREADERS, MR THE GAME!

Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:10 pm With the knowledge that we're all going to be getting new roles upon "death", I would suggest that it's beneficial to the eventual town team if we all state our roles/numbers right now, before anyone has died and gone unnumbered. The better we keep track of which numbers have been used up, the more footing we'll have later on.

But I'm not actually going to tell you what number I am because I don't know if I agree with a word I just said.

FOR SOMEONE WHO IS ABLE TO FIND SMALL IMPERFECTIONS, YOU SURE AREN'T PAYING ATTENTION.

BWAA! BWAA! BWAA!

YOUR ATTENTION! YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE.

LET ME MAKE IT ABUNDANTLY CLEAR ONCE MORE TO YOU ALL THAT THERE ARE NO CIVVIES OR BADDIES IN THIS SIMULATION, NOR WILL THERE EVER BE. AS IN THE REAL WORLD, GOOD AND BAD ARE COMPLETELY RELATIVE TO THE INDIVIDUAL HERE. THE ONLY 'GOOD GUYS' IN EXISTENCE IS THE TEAM YOU ARE ON AT THE TIME. STAGE 2 OF THE SIMULATION WILL NOT EVOLVE INTO A STANDARD GAME LIKE YOU ARE USED TO. LET THAT SINK IN. YOUR SKULLS ARE INDEED A MERE 6.5 MILLIMETERS OR 7.1 MILLIMETERS THICK, FOR MEN AND WOMEN RESPECTIVELY. PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT SEEM ANY GREATER A CHALLENGE THAN THAT. I'M IN MY YELLOW PHASE AND MY PATIENCE IS SHORT.

IF YOU WISH TO BE OPEN WITH EACH OTHER ABOUT YOUR ROLES, THAT IS FAIR GAME. JUST KEEP IN MIND THAT YOU MUST TRUST THAT EACH OF YOU IS TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT SUCH INFORMATION. THERE ARE, AFTER ALL, CERTAIN ROLES THAT IT WOULD BE ADVANTAGEOUS, STRATEGIC EVEN, TO CLAIM EARLY ON. THERE ARE ONLY A FEW WAYS TO VERIFY ANYONE'S ROLE BUT I'M NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO MY PART IN THAT SHORT LIST UNTIL STAGE 2 ROLLS AROUND.

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, FEEL FREE TO ASK THEM. IF I AM FEELING GRACIOUS, I SHALL GRANT YOU WISDOM BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS. I COULD ALSO REJECT YOU LIKE THE REPUGNANT CLASS-3 BOTTOM-DWELLERS THAT YOU ARE. EITHER WAY, ONE OF US GETS SOMETHING OUT OF IT.

ENOUGH FOR NOW. THE ONE CALLING HIMSELF 'SLOONEI' IS HEREBY PUNISHED FOR HIS ARROGANCE AND DEFIANCE OF MY MANDATE TO RULE OVER YOU UNQUESTIONED. BEGINNING WITH THE DAY 1 POST, SLOONEI SHALL RECEIVE A PENALTY VOTE FOR ANY POST THAT IS NOT 100% GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT. LET THIS BE A LESSON TO THE REST OF YOU- TEST ME AND I WILL PUNISH YOU.

TIES ARE INSUFFERABLE. SOMEBODY BREAK IT.

Chicka Chicka 1, 2, 3
Time to pick the first lynchee!
Will you choose Marmot, Quin, or Spacedaisy?
Perhaps Elohcin, Dom, or DrWilgy?
It could be colonialbob or Made, you see?
Does Jackofhearts2005 deserve mercy?
Speedchuck, Golden, juliets- gee!
So many to choose from. Who will it be?
DFaraday, insertnamehere, or even LC!
Nachomamma8 and birthday boy Epi,
Both worthy to sacrifice to little old me.
You could choose Ricochet or that dirtbag Sloonei.
Even nutella or Dragon D. Luffy.
I care not who you choose but choose wisely-
The toes you step on today and all that- tee hee hee!

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IT IS NOW DAY 1.
YOU HAVE 48 HOURS TO LYNCH SOMEONE.

nutella wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2017 3:52 pm I also got the singing thingy and will almost certainly not be doing it. Not easy for me to fit in today and I'm not keen on doing that sort of thing in general. I think having to get punished for not doing it is stupid and unfair. Screw you, THE GAME.

@Dom: I'm actually not sure whether Rico is on my team. I thought he was at first but I now think I'm wrong.

I AM GRACIOUS ENOUGH TO MAKE THE TASK OPTIONAL AND YET I AM STILL THE BAD GUY WHEN YOU CHOOSE TO REJECT THE EFFORTS OF ANOTHER PLAYER? I SEE HOW IT IS. YOU BLAME ME FOR THE OUTCOME OF YOUR DECISION. JACK WHITE SANG A SONG ONCE ABOUT THAT MENTALITY. SOLID LITTLE TUNE.

HOWEVER, RATHER THAN SMITING YOUR INSOLENT POSTERIOR, I SHALL SHOW MERCY AND REASON. THE 'PUNISHMENT' ORIGINALLY STRIPS YOU OF YOUR VOTE FOR TWO DAYS. NOW IT SHALL ONLY BE TODAY THAT YOUR VOTE WON'T COUNT.

BWAA! BWAA! BWAA!

ATTENTION! YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!

AS YOUR SOULFUL SIMULATION LEADER, I AM PLEASED TO REVEAL OUR FIRST CONTESTANTS IN THE SEXY SING-A-LONG! PARTICIPATION WAS IFFY FOR THIS FIRST INSTALLMENT, SO MAYBE, IF A SECOND ROUND PROVES TO BE IN THE CARDS, WE'LL DO A LITTLE BETTER NEXT TIME.

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:

EPIGNOSIS
JULIETS
NUTELLA
SPEEDCHUCK

YOU HAVE UNTIL THE END OF DAY 1 TO STATE YOUR PREFERENCE IN THE THREAD. THE WINNER SHALL RECEIVE A PRIZE. FOR THEIR, ERR, EFFORTS, BOTH EPIGNOSIS AND SPEEDCHUCK ARE NO LONGER VIABLE LYNCH POLL CANDIDATES. ANY VOTES FOR EITHER OF THEM WILL BE DISCARDED.

Elohcin wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2017 7:53 pm So we just state in the thread which version from the sing-along we like best?

THE FIRST LYNCH

Chicka Chicka 1, 2, 3
Insertnamehere has died you see.
He whined about his role,
Then took a nice long stroll
Off a short pier, much to his glee.

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INSERTNAMEHERE HAS BEEN LYNCHED. HE WAS #44:

# 44
Alias: Father Charles O’Malley
Source: O’Malley is the main character of the Oscar-winning film Going My Way, which was released in 1944
Member Of: Evil Evens
Power Type: Passive Limitation
Role Description: Holy and righteous, you cannot cast the first vote for any player nor can your vote break a tie between two players at the time of your vote. If you violate either of these rules, your vote will not count and you will be punished.

IT IS NOW NIGHT 1. IF YOUR TEAM IS ELIGIBLE FOR A KILL TONIGHT, YOU WILL BE NOTIFIED SHORTLY IN YOUR TEAM CHAT.

ALL NIGHT ROLE POWER REQUESTS MUST BE SUBMITTED BY PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME. TEAM KILL REQUESTS MUST COME VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM A DESIGNATED MEMBER OF YOUR TEAM. TEAMS MAY ASSIGN SPECIFIC PLAYERS TO CARRY OUT THE KILL OR THEY MAY LET ONE BE CHOSEN AT RANDOM.

NIGHT 1 WILL END AROUND 9:30 PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME TOMORROW. ROLE PM'S AND TEAM KILL REQUESTS ARE DUE TO ME BY 8:30 PM TOMORROW.

DAY POLLS:

Day 0

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NO DAY PHASE.

Day 32

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NIGHT POLLS:

Night 1

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Night 16
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NO NIGHT PHASE

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Marmot wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2017 1:31 pm This is post #326.

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2017 1:51 pm AAAAAH we have post numbers!

WHAT A FORTUITOUS AND USEFUL DEVELOPMENT.

HA-HA! HA! HA!

THIS IS A REMINDER. YOU HAVE FIVE HOURS LEFT BEFORE THE NIGHT POWER REQUEST AND TEAM KILL REQUEST DEADLINE.

AS OF RIGHT NOW, WE'RE LINING UP TO HAVE A BORING NIGHT.

LESS THAN HALF AN HOUR BEFORE THE SUBMISSION DEADLINE. REMEMBER THAT ALL INDIVIDUAL POWERS AND TEAM KILL REQUESTS MUST BE SUBMITTED BY PRIVATE MESSAGES. I WILL IGNORE ANY SUCH REQUESTS MADE IN THE TEAM CHATS. IF YOUR TEAMMATES AREN'T FEELING CHATTY OR HELPFUL, PERHAPS IT'S TIME TO ACT UNILATERALLY. HA-HA! HA! HA!

Chicka Chicka 1, 2, 3
Missed the deadline? Oh, whoopsie!
Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on- bra!
Missed your deadline? Ha! Ha! Ha!

Not all were missed-
Death has been kissed.
Who's the victim? Place your bets!
It's none other than juliets.

A microphone cord wrapped 'round her neck,
Choked by some miserable sod.
How many times around did it go? Heck!
I don't recall but the number was odd.

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JULIETS WAS KILLED BY THE OBNOXIOUS ODDS.

IT IS NOW DAY 2.

BOTH INSERTNAMEHERE AND JULIETS ARE OFF THE POLL BECAUSE BEING ABLE TO LYNCH THEM SO SOON INTO THEIR NEW ROLES WOULD JUST BE CRUEL.

Dom wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2017 9:51 pm so, is juliets still in the game? am i getting that right?

YES, BOTH JULIETS AND INSERTNAMEHERE HAVE REANIMATED BACK INTO THE GAME WITH NEW ROLES. THEY MAY POST AND VOTE IF THEY SO CHOOSE.

BWAA! BWAA! BWAA!

ATTENTION! YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE! THE FOLLOWING IS A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT...

Spoiler: show

Ricochet wrote: ↑Tue Aug 29, 2017 7:51 am [Good luck anyway to whoever has the patience to manually change rotors and starting positions on that site. There was an easier site for this, which I think my GYBE Mafia team knew and told me about. BWT and Vompatti are not here, so probably Dom is the culprit here.]

kahdeksan

I WILL OFFER YOU THIS BIT OF ASSISTANCE: FOR THE ENIGMA MESSAGES, THE STECKERVERBINDUNGEN FIELD CAN BE CLEARED OUT COMPLETELY. THE ONLY CHANGES THAT WERE MADE WERE TO THE GRUNDSTELLUNG AND RINGSTELLUNG SETTINGS. IF YOU PILES OF PROTEIN PROVE YOURSELVES ADEPT AT SOLVING THESE CHALLENGES, I WILL MAKE THEM HARDER BY ALTERING ADDITIONAL SETTINGS. HA-HA! HA! HA!

THERE WERE SEVERAL VERY NICE ENIGMA SITES WHEN WE STARTED WORK ON THIS SIMULATION TWO YEARS AGO. ALAS, YOU HUMANS ARE TOO LAZY TO MAINTAIN NICE THINGS, LEAVING THIS AS THE MOST USER-FRIENDLY AND CONSISTENT OPTION TO USE.

Ricochet wrote: ↑Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:56 am Die Wölfe sind Murmeltier, Kolonialbob und Slooni

kymmenen

ES WIRD AMÜSANT SEIN, DICH HEUTE ZU BEOBACHTEN. HÖ-HÖ! HÖ! HÖ!

THE NIGHT 1 POLL HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE POLLS SECTION. CONGRATULATIONS TO THE HARSHAD NUMBERS. ANY PLAYER WHOSE ROLE IS CURRENTLY A HARSHAD NUMBER HAS HAD THEIR VOTE VALUE INCREASED TO 1.5 VOTES INSTEAD OF THE STANDARD VOTE VALUE OF ONE.

DEADLINES. HMM. DEADLINES...

THIS PARTICULAR BATCH OF POST-PRIMATES SEEMS EITHER IGNORANT TO THE CONCEPT ALTOGETHER OR YOU SIMPLY REJECT THE IMPORTANCE OF THEM. THIS WILL NOT LOOK GOOD ON MY REPORT TO THE GENERAL. NO, IT SHALL NOT LOOK GOOD AT ALL I'M AFRAID.

OR MAYBE YOU JUST DON'T LIKE GAMES? EXTRA-CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES? RANDOM ACTS OF FUN? ME?

AH WELL, CONGRATULATIONS TO ELOHCIN, THE ONLY PARTICIPANT IN TODAY'S SEXY SING-ALONG. SHE IS NO LONGER AN ELIGIBLE LYNCH CANDIDATE FOR BEING THE ONLY ONE WHO BOTHERED TO TRY. SHE ALSO WON THE PRIZE.

EVERYONE SELECTED FOR TODAY'S SING-ALONG BESIDES ELOHCIN IS FAIR GAME AGAIN. SO SAYETH THE GAME. PERHAPS WE'LL START GIVING YOU FALLIBLE FLECKS OF FLESH MORE TIME FOR THESE THINGS. OR MAYBE I SHOULD LET JOHNSON AND SHARP COMPETE FROM THE OUTSIDE. YEAH, THAT'S THE TICKET!

AND AS FAR AS THE ENIGMA CHALLENGE GOES, I WILL ADMIT TO MAKING IT PROBABLY TOO HARD FOR YOU HUMANS TO SORT OUT. THEN AGAIN, YOU DON'T SEEM TO HAVE MUCH INITIATIVE, AS EVIDENCED BY THE SING-ALONG. I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU A HINT BUT NOW YOU'VE JUST MADE ME ANGRY. MAYBE I'LL BRING THE NEXT ONE DOWN TO YOUR COLLECTIVE LEVEL BUT DON'T COUNT ON IT. I'M QUICKLY RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE AND MERCY FOR YOU.

Elohcin wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:13 am ...you called out all those who didn't participate the first time, why not this time? (I'm behind two pages...will read later...gotta.get.up and start laundry, breakf, school, and work all before my 1pm apt.

ALL OF THE PLAYERS WHO FAILED TO SUBMIT A COMPETITION PIECE BY THE DEADLINE WILL NOT BE PROTECTED BY THE 'NO DOUBLE-TARGETING RULE.' I OMITTED THEIR NAMES BECAUSE OF THIS BUT YOU'RE RIGHT- PUBLIC SHAMING HAS ITS MERITS:

DOM
GOLDEN
LONG CON
MARMOT

I SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS BUT HERE IS A CLUE FOR THE ENIGMA PUZZLE FOR YOU HUMANS TO WORK WITH:

THE GRUNDSTELLUNG DIALS ARE SET AT C, E, K. TWO OF THE RINGSTELLUNG DIALS ARE SET IDENTICAL TO THEIR CORRESPONDING GRUNDSTELLUNG DIALS.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

CONGRATULATIONS! THE ENIGMA PUZZLE HAS BEEN SOLVED. THE PUZZLE-MAKER WILL RECEIVE SECRET INFORMATION FROM THE HOST THAT HE/SHE CAN INCLUDE IN THE NEXT ENIGMA PUZZLE.

Ricochet wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2017 1:51 pm
G-Man wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2017 1:45 pm THE PUZZLE-MAKER[/color][/b]
[wait wot]

kuusikymmentäviisi

HA-HA! HA! HA!

THE SECOND LYNCH

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the Day Two Derby! What an exciting event we have in store for you today. The first race is ready to start and here we go!

Yes Yes Yes gets off to an early start, followed closely by Right There and Oh God.

Coming around turn one, it's Yes Yes Yes and Oh God fighting for the lead but Right There is keeping pace on the inside.

What a race folks! At turn two, Right There pulls ahead with Yes Yes Yes looking to regain ground!

Here we come to the final half-mile and it's Oh God taking over but Yes Yes Yes and Right There hanging close on the hind quarters!

Coming to the final sprint it becomes a four-horse race! Gaining speed on the front runners is That's What She Said!

Ladies and gents it could be a photo finish! Here they come down the stretch!

Oh God!

Yes Yes Yes!

Oh God!

Right There!

Oh God!

That's What She Said!

It's a virtual tie, folks!

While we wait for the results, let's take you over to our thoroughbred race. Top notch stuff there.

And they're off! Ricochet starts out fast but is quickly overtaken by Long Con.

Long Con leading at the mid-way point but Dragon D. Luffy is gaining ground. He's got a great surge going but can he keep it going?

Looks like he can folks! Dragon D. Luffy takes a commanding lead all the way to the final stretch.

But wait! Here comes Ricochet from the back! Where did he find all this momentum? He's going to make it close at the end. Could this be another photo finish?

No! At the line it's Ricochet by a nose!

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RICOCHET HAS BEEN LYNCHED. HE WAS #6:

#6
Alias: Forensic Specialist
Source: 1906- The year the NYPD officially adopts fingerprinting as an investigative tool
Member Of: Sinister 6’s
Power Type: Day and Night Power
Role Description: Once each day and once each night you can select one player to add to your fingerprint database. Once you have collected at least two sets of fingerprints, you can choose to check a dead body for any fingerprints in your database in lieu of adding a new set. A positive match indicates that one or more players in your database targeted the deceased player while their recently-eliminated role was alive. Once a player reanimates into the game, you cannot check them for fingerprints, as they are no longer a corpse.

IT IS NOW NIGHT 2. IF YOUR TEAM IS ELIGIBLE FOR A KILL TONIGHT, YOU WILL BE NOTIFIED SHORTLY IN YOUR TEAM CHAT.

ALL NIGHT ROLE POWER REQUESTS MUST BE SUBMITTED BY PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME. TEAM KILL REQUESTS MUST COME VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM A DESIGNATED MEMBER OF YOUR TEAM. TEAMS MAY ASSIGN SPECIFIC PLAYERS TO CARRY OUT THE KILL OR THEY MAY LET ONE BE CHOSEN AT RANDOM.

NIGHT 2 WILL END AROUND 9:30 PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME TOMORROW. ROLE PM'S AND TEAM KILL REQUESTS ARE DUE TO ME BY 8:30 PM TOMORROW.

Epignosis wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:27 am https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internati ... unt_Number

INCORRECT. THE LINK EPIGNOSIS POSTED DIRECTS YOU TO INFORMATION ABOUT IBAN NUMBERS. THE POLL OPTION REFERS TO I-BAN NUMBERS. THAT HYPHEN MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE. IBAN VERSUS I-BAN. SEE THE DIFFERENCE? ONE IS INTERNATIONAL FINANCE AND THE OTHER IS RECREATIONAL MATHEMATICS. LOOK UP BAN NUMBERS AND YOU WILL BE ON THE RIGHT TRACK.

ONCE AGAIN YOU HUMANS SUCCEED AT DISAPPOINTING ME. DETAILS! DETAILS! THOUGH, TO BE FAIR, SOME RESOURCES DON'T USE THE HYPHEN. AH WELL. I DO, SO YOU MUST CONFORM TO MY METHODS OR FAIL SPECTACULARLY.

THE DAY 2 LYNCH POLL HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE POLLS SECTION. YOU'RE WELCOME.

ALSO, YOU HAVE JUST UNDER EIGHT HOURS TO SUBMIT TEAM KILL REQUESTS AND INDIVIDUAL ROLE POWER REQUESTS. TICK-TOCK.

ONE HOUR UNTIL THE SUBMISSION DEADLINE. TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK.

TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK!

TAILS NEVER FAILS

Jackofhearts2005 left The Dancing Piano late. It may only be a simulation but the mixed drinks were fantastic. He staggered back toward the building he had claimed for his home when someone hit him over the head. Lights out.

He came to inside a car. Not just any car. This car was filled with buttons, switches, readouts, and flashing lights. Just as his disorientation waned, the car began to drive itself. It raced down an alley and pulled a sharp turn onto a street. The tires spun and squealed as the car accelerated.

Faster, faster, faster it drove. Jack couldn't open the door. Not that jumping out at this speed was a good idea. The car was already pushing 70. All he could do was hold on for the ride. At least the road ahead was straight.

The lights blinked faster and alarms started going off all over the place. It was safe to say he was scared now. Then, to his horror, he saw someone step out in front of the car!

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Made wasn't sure what was more terrifying- seeing a car plow through Long Con at high speed, only to disappear in a flash of light, or the menacing grin on the face of the man in front of him.

"Call it," he said.

"Heads," Made whimpered.

The last thing he saw was the result of the coin flip:

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LONG CON WAS KILLED BY THE CRAZY 8's.
MADE WAS KILLED BY #50.
JACKOFHEARTS2005 HAS DISAPPEARED.

IT IS NOW DAY 3.
YOU HAVE 48 HOURS TO LYNCH SOMEONE.
RICOCHET, LONG CON, AND MADE ARE NOT LYNCHABLE TODAY BECAUSE THEY JUST REANIMATED.

ALSO, ONCE 100 POSTS HAVE BEEN MADE ON DAY 3, ALL DISCUSSION WILL CEASE UNTIL THE LYNCH POST. AFTER THE 100TH POST, YOU WILL STILL BE ABLE TO VOTE BUT NOT POST. USE YOUR WORDS WISELY.

Ricochet wrote: ↑Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:05 am
Ricochet wrote: ↑Fri Sep 01, 2017 1:18 am @G-Man What happens if he exceed 100 posts?
hello-ooo-ooo

YOUR QUESTION IS IRRELEVANT AND YOUR PRESSING FOR A RESPONSE HAS COST YOUR PEERS AN ADDITIONAL POST. WAY TO BE A TEAM PLAYER!

Ricochet wrote: ↑Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:37 pm
G-Man wrote: ↑Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:16 pm
Ricochet wrote: ↑Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:05 am
Ricochet wrote: ↑Fri Sep 01, 2017 1:18 am @G-Man What happens if he exceed 100 posts?
hello-ooo-ooo
YOUR QUESTION IS IRRELEVANT AND YOUR PRESSING FOR A RESPONSE HAS COST YOUR PEERS AN ADDITIONAL POST. WAY TO BE A TEAM PLAYER!
How is my question irrelevant?

This Host is siding with the baddies.

IT'S IRRELEVANT BECAUSE NOBODY HAS TO POST 100 TIMES TODAY.

HEY LOOK! ANOTHER WASTED POST! GOLD STAR!

HA-HA! HA! HA!

Ricochet wrote: ↑Fri Sep 01, 2017 1:14 pm Let me ask then this:

Do we have to collectively make 100 posts?

NO. WHAT A PREPOSTEROUS NOTION. I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THAT IDEA BUT YOU CAN FILE IT UNDER DEAD WRONG. HUMANS!

Ricochet wrote:UNFUNNY CONDESCENDING SNARK

Spoiler: show

*SIGH* ONCE AGAIN, ONLY ONE PERSON COMPLETED THE SEXY SING-ALONG CHALLENGE. CONGRATULATIONS TO YOUR WINNER. HE MAY NOT BE VOTED FOR TODAY, NOT THAT THAT MATTERS AT ALL. HALF OF YOU AREN'T EVEN VOTING ANYMORE IT SEEMS. ENJOY YOUR PRIZE.

THOSE WHO DID NOT TAKE PART WILL HAVE THEIR VOTES NULLIFIED TODAY AND THEY MAY NOT USE THEIR POWERS TONIGHT. WELL, TWO OF YOU AT LEAST. JACK'S INDISPOSED AT THE MOMENT. HA-HA! HA! HA!

COLONIALBOB
DRWILGY
JACKOFHEARTS2005
QUIN

Ricochet wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2017 6:36 pm UNINSPIRED, REPETITIVE, TIRED, CONDESCENDING SNARK.

IS THIS SIMULATION NOT UP TO YOUR HAUGHTY STANDARDS, OH MOROSE PRIMATE DESCENDANT? IF SO, SAY THE WORD AND I CAN REMOVE YOU FROM THE SIMULATION. PERMANENTLY.

Chicka Chicka 1, 2, 3
Death came for Dragon D. Luffy.
This post may be late
But don't be an ingrate
And whine about timeliness to me.

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DRAGON D. LUFFY WAS LYNCHED. HE WAS #62:

# 62
Alias: The 100-point Game
Source: In 1962, Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 points for the Philadelphia Warriors in a single game
Member Of: Evil Evens
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: On your first night in the game, you may select one of two things to happen first. Either the next day’s total post count (all players combined) will be limited to 100 posts or you can require any player to make exactly 100 posts for face a penalty. Once you have selected which option will come first, these post requirements will alternate until you die.

IT IS NOW NIGHT 3. IF YOUR TEAM IS ELIGIBLE FOR A KILL TONIGHT, YOU WILL BE NOTIFIED SHORTLY IN YOUR TEAM CHAT.

ALL NIGHT ROLE POWER REQUESTS MUST BE SUBMITTED BY PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME. TEAM KILL REQUESTS MUST COME VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM A DESIGNATED MEMBER OF YOUR TEAM. TEAMS MAY ASSIGN SPECIFIC PLAYERS TO CARRY OUT THE KILL OR THEY MAY LET ONE BE CHOSEN AT RANDOM.

NIGHT 3 WILL STILL END AROUND 9:30 PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME TOMORROW. ROLE PM'S AND TEAM KILL REQUESTS ARE DUE TO ME BY 8:30 PM TOMORROW.

ALSO, TO ADD A SENSE OF URGENCY TO THOSE KILL REQUESTS, ALL TEAMS THAT CAN POSSIBLY KILL ON ODD-NUMBERED NIGHTS ARE FAIR GAME. BEGINNING NOW, TEAMS CAN STEAL A KILL IF ANOTHER ELIGIBLE TEAM FAILS TO SEND THEIR KILL REQUEST. IN OTHER WORDS, TONIGHT, BOTH THE OBNOXIOUS ODDS AND THE PERILOUS PRIMES CAN SEND IN PROSPECTIVE KILL REQUESTS. IF ANY OF THE ODD-NUMBERED TEAMS ARE ELIGIBLE TO KILL BUT FAIL TO SEND A REQUEST IN, THE ODDS AND PRIMES CAN SNATCH THE KILL AWAY FROM THEM.

LET THERE BE DEATH. HA-HA! HA! HA!

YOU HAVE FIVE HOURS TO SUBMIT TEAM KILL REQUESTS AND INDIVIDUAL POWER USAGE REQUESTS.

THE THIRD NIGHT

Dawn broke in the sleepy mountain town. Still no sign of Jackofhearts2005. Very strange.

There was also no sign of either Ricochet or Quin. Well, there were no signs of them for a short while at least. Richochet's body was found behind the Dancing Piano. Five large stab wounds dotted his chest. Quin's body was found on his doorstep with nine gashes around his face and head. From the debris around his limp frame, it looked as if he'd been bludgeoned with some kind of stick.

As the sun cleared the mountain peaks, the two bodies dissolved into nothing. In the center of town, Dragin D. Luffy, Ricochet, and Quin emerged from the black saucer with new outlooks and purposes. Maybe this time would be different.

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RICOCHET WAS KILLED BY THE FATAL 5'S.
QUIN WAS KILLED BY THE NASTY 9'S.

IT IS NOW DAY 4.
YOU HAVE 48 HOURS TO LYNCH SOMEONE.
DRAGON D. LUFFY, RICOCHET, AND QUIN ARE NOT LYNCHABLE TODAY BECAUSE THEY JUST REANIMATED.

BWAA! BWAA! BWAA!

ATTENTION! YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE! THE FOLLOWING IS A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT...

Spoiler: show

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon Sep 04, 2017 4:01 pm I think player #69 is in their late 30s or higher. Just based on their musical taste.

If they are the ones selecting the songs for the singalongs

PROVIDE ME EXAMPLES OF GENUINELY SEXY SONGS FROM THE LAST 20-25 YEARS. SUBMIT ANYTHING I DEEM NOT SEXY ENOUGH AND YOU WILL BE PUNISHED.

HA-HA! HA! HA!

colonialbob wrote: ↑Mon Sep 04, 2017 4:44 pm
G-Man wrote: ↑Mon Sep 04, 2017 4:39 pm
speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon Sep 04, 2017 4:01 pm I think player #69 is in their late 30s or higher. Just based on their musical taste.

If they are the ones selecting the songs for the singalongs
PROVIDE ME EXAMPLES OF GENUINELY SEXY SONGS FROM THE LAST 20-25 YEARS. SUBMIT ANYTHING I DEEM NOT SEXY ENOUGH AND YOU WILL BE PUNISHED.

HA-HA! HA! HA!
This seems like a trap...

Made wrote: ↑Mon Sep 04, 2017 6:02 pm Can I also submit sexy muszaks?

YOU CAN POST RECORDINGS OF YOURSELF SINGING ANY SEXY SONG YOU LIKE. YOU JUST AREN'T ELIGIBLE FOR THE SING-ALONG PRIZE UNLESS YOU ARE SPECIFICALLY CHOSEN FOR IT.

Spacedaisy wrote: ↑Mon Sep 04, 2017 6:07 pm Ooookaaayyy. I had guests here over the weekend and it became very hard to keep up. I clearly missed a lot. Glad I didn't at least miss the last vote. However, I think I was assigned the sexy singalong and I don't have the time or energy left after my last guest just got out to complete that... I fail...

SPEAKING OF THE SING-ALONG, THERE ARE JUST 4 HOURS LEFT FOR THE REST OF YOU CONTESTANTS TO SEND IN YOUR SUBMISSIONS.

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