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by Sloonei
Sun Dec 17, 2017 1:32 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: I Got 99 Problems....
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Views: 31039

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My favorite professor from college kept ignoring me when I asked him if I could use him as a reference on my grad school applications. I took four classes with him in my time there. I did great in all of them and he seemed to enjoy having me as a student. I was distraught and also short one reference with one of my deadlines coming up in less than a month. In desperation I decided to shoot him one last email. Just as I was about to click "send" I remembered a thing he said once about emails intended for him regularly ending up in the wrong place because the school's faculty page had the wrong address listed for him. Sure enough, when I pulled up his personal directory page instead, an entirely different email address was listed there. :stare:
by Sloonei
Mon May 06, 2019 4:31 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: I Got 99 Problems....
Replies: 404
Views: 31039

Re: I Got 99 Problems....

My roommate decided that 4 AM is an appropriate time to do laundry. The washing machine is loud and on the opposite side of my bedroom wall. I was sleeping soundly.

He just moved in with me a month ago because he couldn’t get along with his previous roommate. I wonder why. He moves out again when the semester ends in a week and a half. I am counting down the days.
by Sloonei
Mon May 06, 2019 8:15 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: I Got 99 Problems....
Replies: 404
Views: 31039

Re: I Got 99 Problems....

Epignosis wrote: Mon May 06, 2019 7:52 pm
Sloonei wrote: Mon May 06, 2019 4:31 am My roommate decided that 4 AM is an appropriate time to do laundry. The washing machine is loud and on the opposite side of my bedroom wall. I was sleeping soundly.

He just moved in with me a month ago because he couldn’t get along with his previous roommate. I wonder why. He moves out again when the semester ends in a week and a half. I am counting down the days.
Ask Eloh about her smoothie making suitemates sometime.

Or don't. Her eyebrow twitches.
Hey, my roommate makes smoothies too! His juicer contraption takes up an entire counter all to itself, and whenever he uses it he cleans it immediately and manages to soak the entire kitchen floor. Daily.

He's made me a more productive student though. Since he moved in I've been spending entire days with my nose buried in books at the library just to get out of the house. Like this afternoon. I've nearly finished one of my final papers a week early.
by Sloonei
Wed May 08, 2019 10:30 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: I Got 99 Problems....
Replies: 404
Views: 31039

Re: I Got 99 Problems....

dunya wrote: Wed May 08, 2019 5:24 pm I have meetings with some new housamates this weekend. One of them is an aeronautical engineer who describes himself as OCD clean and only wants someone who can't live somewhere that isn't spotlessly clean. I cannot wait to meet him and see my future living space. I'll be sure to ask him some essential questions like what time he does his laundry and if he has a smoothie maker. Any other questions I should ask before co-signing a lease?
My roommate also likes to talk loudly on his phone at length at various times throughout the day. I'd ask about that.
He also closes the bathroom doors even when no one's in there. He'll occasionally also leave the lights on because it's good to give the illusion that the bathroom is constantly in use, for some reason. Make sure you discuss the bathroom's open door policy.
by Sloonei
Thu May 09, 2019 11:18 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: I Got 99 Problems....
Replies: 404
Views: 31039

Re: I Got 99 Problems....

dunya wrote: Thu May 09, 2019 11:13 am
Sloonei wrote: Wed May 08, 2019 10:30 pm
dunya wrote: Wed May 08, 2019 5:24 pm I have meetings with some new housamates this weekend. One of them is an aeronautical engineer who describes himself as OCD clean and only wants someone who can't live somewhere that isn't spotlessly clean. I cannot wait to meet him and see my future living space. I'll be sure to ask him some essential questions like what time he does his laundry and if he has a smoothie maker. Any other questions I should ask before co-signing a lease?
My roommate also likes to talk loudly on his phone at length at various times throughout the day. I'd ask about that.
He also closes the bathroom doors even when no one's in there. He'll occasionally also leave the lights on because it's good to give the illusion that the bathroom is constantly in use, for some reason. Make sure you discuss the bathroom's open door policy.
All good questions, but cancelling the spotlessly clean meeting with the aeronautical engineer. After I goofed around and asked him who invented the airplane like DDL said (and he didn't answer correctly ftr), he asked me if I'm a skirts or jeans girl? Like wtf kind of question is that? :huh: I guess my assumption that he's a clean freak because he hides evidence of all the amazingly beautiful women he's murdered is correct. Cancelling that meeting. I still have one with a 3D animator who describes himself as a shy hermit and another with an accountant who says he's never home cos he's always training after work (table tennis and squash, he rotates). The latter sounds ideal, the former just sounds like he'll always be home. :p
Jeez, that dude scum slipped IRL. :huh:
by Sloonei
Fri Oct 18, 2019 4:40 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: I Got 99 Problems....
Replies: 404
Views: 31039

Re: I Got 99 Problems....

G-Man wrote: Fri Oct 18, 2019 3:56 pm
Epignosis wrote: Wed Oct 16, 2019 11:56 pm That's gross. I hope your girls are okay. I do want to hear about your deck though. Any news?
The good news: the deck is 90% complete.

The bad news: it’s been 90% complete for three weeks.
Better than being 30% complete for 9 weeks.
by Sloonei
Wed Nov 06, 2019 12:03 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: I Got 99 Problems....
Replies: 404
Views: 31039

Re: I Got 99 Problems....

I just spent the evening going over financial aid options for completing my payment of the rest of my time at grad school. I had not looked at the total bill for next semester yet. It is... significantly higher than I anticipated. I'm questioning whether it's worth it, but I'm also about 80% done with the actual work involved in completing the degree. I'll be making student loan payments for a long time.
by Sloonei
Wed Nov 06, 2019 10:08 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: I Got 99 Problems....
Replies: 404
Views: 31039

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Thanks. Now that 24 hours have passed I'm less freaked out by the number and my loan is submitted. Once I have my degree I'll have access to all the professional opportunities that I'd been restricted from before, and that makes the monthly installments I have to pay seem less daunting.
by Sloonei
Wed Nov 06, 2019 11:40 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: I Got 99 Problems....
Replies: 404
Views: 31039

Re: I Got 99 Problems....

The Syndicate Scholarship
by Sloonei
Thu Nov 07, 2019 12:59 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: I Got 99 Problems....
Replies: 404
Views: 31039

Re: I Got 99 Problems....

ColinIsCool wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2019 12:45 pm I’ll contribute to half an order of wings at Duff’s in Sloonei’s honor. :beer:
:hugs:

i haven't actually been to any of the big wing places since i moved out here. i need to immerse myself.
by Sloonei
Thu Nov 07, 2019 8:41 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: I Got 99 Problems....
Replies: 404
Views: 31039

Re: I Got 99 Problems....

I will most likely hit up Duff's at some point. They're everywhere. I'm failing as a Buffalo resident so far.

In other news, I relaxed even more when I realized that my payments on this latest loan aren't going to be much bigger than the car loan that I finished paying off a couple years ago. If I could afford that along with my other bills while working a hair above minimum wage, I don't need to feel panicked about this thing.

of course i'll be paying this one off at least twice as long as the car loan, but that's whatever. and i'll also need a new car eventually. maybe they'll all be self-driving by then. i've got that to look forward to.
by Sloonei
Thu Dec 24, 2020 12:21 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: I Got 99 Problems....
Replies: 404
Views: 31039

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dunya wrote: Wed Dec 23, 2020 10:54 am i'm having a depressive spell, guys. winter lockdown blues + back issues + heavy work load cos end of the year.
I’m the Christmas doctor, watch this

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