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by DharmaHelper
Fri Aug 07, 2015 6:06 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
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DONT MIND ME JUST SITTIN HERE NOT GETTING MARRIED LOL
by DharmaHelper
Mon Mar 21, 2016 5:56 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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Years of being my family's "computers guy" is finally coming to a head. My cousin wants me to fix their busted ass laptop.
by DharmaHelper
Sat Apr 02, 2016 6:26 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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I know where the beef is. I've known the whole time and just never told anyone.
by DharmaHelper
Fri May 06, 2016 10:01 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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G-Man wrote:My youngest daughter turned six months old today!
:D
by DharmaHelper
Tue May 10, 2016 12:50 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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Wham!
by DharmaHelper
Sat May 28, 2016 4:43 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
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Cout lol.
by DharmaHelper
Sun May 29, 2016 11:48 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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Recently I remembered that Epignosis owes me 95 dollars.
by DharmaHelper
Tue Oct 11, 2016 8:03 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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Bring back the politics thread during election day/night.
by DharmaHelper
Mon Nov 07, 2016 10:59 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
Replies: 4326
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I just now remembered I got killed by the cops in Fight Club mafia and I'm mad cuz I was playing a real good game and never even got to the second phase.
by DharmaHelper
Thu Nov 10, 2016 12:57 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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The year Robin Williams died was the same year NBC's live musical was "Peter Pan" and I cried during one of the songs when Peter crows because it reminded me of Robin. I dunno, I felt like sharing.
by DharmaHelper
Fri Nov 11, 2016 12:05 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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Safe travels.
by DharmaHelper
Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:16 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
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Rob's been busy.

by DharmaHelper
Sun Nov 13, 2016 12:47 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
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Here's to a minty fresh start
by DharmaHelper
Sat Nov 26, 2016 4:09 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
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by DharmaHelper
Fri Dec 02, 2016 10:13 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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thellama73 wrote:It just occurred to me that maybe the 200 zillion antidepressant ads I have to constantly watch on Youtube are because pharmaceutical companies think only depressed people watch Youtube.
Google (Youtube) ads are based on your search history :hug:
by DharmaHelper
Sat Dec 03, 2016 12:40 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
Replies: 4326
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I have yet to find a sexy singles in my area.
by DharmaHelper
Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:21 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
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Thats a real cool name.
by DharmaHelper
Mon Dec 12, 2016 10:34 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
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That fucking time Epignosis responded to literally every single one of my posts in a color coded pissing contest in Death Note Mafia was pretty lit
by DharmaHelper
Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:13 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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That time I came up with a master plan to frame and lynch Lizzy during the GoC was pretty fun.
by DharmaHelper
Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:16 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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Arkham Mafia was my crowning achievement. ~8 years of mafia into one epic game
by DharmaHelper
Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:29 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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thellama73 wrote:But the best game I've ever hosted is by far Minimalism Mafia. What a disaster. :haha:
I hear tell you would've had a 6-word-story contest?

"The killer was lynched, Day One."
by DharmaHelper
Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:33 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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Golden wrote:
DharmaHelper wrote:
thellama73 wrote:But the best game I've ever hosted is by far Minimalism Mafia. What a disaster. :haha:
I hear tell you would've had a 6-word-story contest?

"The killer was lynched, Day One."
He wasn't even a killer. It's like minority report.
"KIlled him before he killed us."
by DharmaHelper
Sun Dec 18, 2016 11:42 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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juliets wrote:
Epignosis wrote:I'm partial to HPs myself.
Ah yes, there is a new HP that got a good review from The Verge. I may take a look at it, though I'm leaning Mac. I'm just so tired of dealing with these damn windows 10 updates that don't take and are glitchy.
Unless you've used an apple device before the way MACs are set up will confuse you.

I'd either get a cheap Windows 7 laptop or a laptop and a Windows 7 disk.
by DharmaHelper
Sun Dec 25, 2016 3:26 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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God Bless us, everyone.
by DharmaHelper
Mon Dec 26, 2016 12:48 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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Happy Christmas to you and yours Rob.

I'm not half as poetic nor do I have anything quite as monumental to share, but this Christmas did mark a very special moment, for me at least.

Today for the first time in 23 years I made my mother Christmas dinner. We ate beef stroganoff and hot bread, with mashed potatoes. I made strawberry salad, and Aces made a lemon cheesecake. It's small, and by no stretch elegant, but just recalling it now I'm moved to tears, genuinely. I love my mother very much and I tell her every day, but today I was given a rare opportunity to show her instead. I'm very proud of the meal we made for her, but the thing I'm proudest of is that she didn't lift a finger today. She did teach me how to cut green onions though.

I share this with you all because I love my family more than myself. And in no small part you too are my family. A lesson I learned today is that no act of love is small, because by its very nature love is vast and infinite and beautiful. I'm happy.

Merry Christmas. Love.
by DharmaHelper
Mon Dec 26, 2016 1:02 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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Will do :P

Also, my fucking hands still smell like red wine vinegar.
by DharmaHelper
Mon Dec 26, 2016 1:45 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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Acorns and squash sound real good.

Hey Doc.
by DharmaHelper
Sun Jan 01, 2017 7:51 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
Replies: 4326
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Anybody got any goodfam?
by DharmaHelper
Thu Jan 12, 2017 12:49 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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Dom wrote:wtf is slack
Its like, a chat/messenger thing for professional settings.
by DharmaHelper
Sat Jan 28, 2017 4:09 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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nutella wrote:I had a strange dream in which Sorsha was hosting a weird game on this site. It was like a complex RPG kinda thing that took up a whole subforum, but had some things in common with mafia. There was definitely some kind of voting phase aspect, because in the dream I realized that I had signed up and then a few days later realized I had forgotten and missed a vote and Sorsha had warned that missing votes in this game was unacceptable. Don't know if it was like a lynch kind of vote or something more event-y/RPG-decision-y, I never really figured out what the game was really. All I know is that the setting/flavor/story was fantasy, like everyone was a wizard/sorceror with magical objects and potions, and that it was a long-term ongoing thing that anyone could join at any point. You could just join whenever you wanted by making your own thread titled with your name. There was a main thread that only Sorsha could post in to update the game story/events. Other than that I have no goddamn idea what was going on. Sounds like a fun concept though. :p


Did....


Did you...

Did you Inception me?
by DharmaHelper
Sun Mar 26, 2017 10:24 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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Epignosis wrote:You know that house we just bought?

It almost burned to the ground.

I'm not kidding.

You see, I bought a propane grill for the first time this weekend, and used it Saturday night. It went well, although the food could've been better I guess.

The next morning we went to church. I had to play the bass and fill in for the pastor. Busy morning.

On the drive back, we encountered fire trucks at the entrance of our cul-de-sac.

"Oh dear God, I've only been here a few months and I've already taken out part of the neighborhood."

I held my breath as I turned the corner.

The house was still standing (I'm in it right now). There were two trucks blocking our driveway. I had to get out and find out what was the matter.

"Are you Mr. Brown?"

"Aw shit..." "Yes."

Turns out a nearby neighbor decided to burn a tree stump with cooking oil and, since it's been dry and windy lately, the wind carried the flames into all the neighbors' yards. We are on a cul-de-sac that is inside a circular street, so we have neighbors and then we have neighbors roundabout us. The fence behind us is charcoal. The trees are scorched. The grass is black.

The fire came within five feet of our home. :suspish:

Our backyard looks like Mordor. :disappoint:
My dad almost blew our propane grill up the first time he used it so... thank God for the little metal sheet shield/guard thing that's now had a dent in it for ~4 years.
by DharmaHelper
Sat May 27, 2017 2:31 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
Replies: 4326
Views: 146886

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I think I'm sort of in a weird place where I'm only playing LMS games and only up until I win one? Maybe?
by DharmaHelper
Sat May 27, 2017 2:32 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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MovingPictures07 wrote: Sat May 27, 2017 9:46 am Hey everyone! :yay:

I cannot express how happy I am that the site is back. I also just want to emphasize that, due to working crazy hours and having no relevant knowledge whatsoever, I did absolutely nothing to accomplish this. Daisy and Sokoth were working constantly with every bit of their free time to battle every incoming issue and spearheading the charge. I also want to acknowledge the incredible assistance of Tranq and especially Makaze, whose very generous help was exactly what we needed to get things running again. We absolutely wouldn't be here again without any of them, so be sure to join me in telling them thanks so much for the help!

And it's good to be around you all again. Understatement of the year.

Over the past month I definitely have missed having this place in my life, despite the fact that I've just had one of the busiest months of my entire life so often it didn't have much time to register. The work onslaught shows no signs of letting up since in addition to networking, dissertation, other projects, and everything else I start teaching a 5-week class (for the first time at that) on Tuesday, so mafia is a no-go for quite some time, but I'm happy that now I can talk OT/music/whatever with you folks and hop in the discord whenever I have time. So rest assured you'll see my screenname pop in here from time to time, as much as I can afford for now, and just know that I really miss being more involved around here. Hopefully I'll get to talk to you all again soon. :D
Glad to be back man. Also:

A) Keep offline backups
B) Update in increments
C) Get a test site
by DharmaHelper
Sat May 27, 2017 2:49 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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Ricochet wrote: Sat May 27, 2017 2:45 pm
DharmaHelper wrote: Sat May 27, 2017 2:31 pm I think I'm sort of in a weird place where I'm only playing LMS games and only up until I win one? Maybe?
25 years from now, you'll get to win one just because the others will finally let you.
It'll be fucking worth it, too. :haha:
by DharmaHelper
Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:52 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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Epignosis wrote: Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:58 pm
juliets wrote: Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:56 pm
Epignosis wrote: Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:22 pm Eloh is downstairs having a consultation with a customer who wants to get her son a "titty cake" for his 21st.
O wow. Is she going to do it? And a mom wants to get it for her son? That seems a little...odd.
Yep. It was a thing to hear.
'

Gotta get that titty jiggle just right.
by DharmaHelper
Mon Aug 28, 2017 11:35 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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Epignosis wrote: Thu Aug 24, 2017 11:06 pm
Epignosis wrote: Tue Aug 22, 2017 10:58 pm Two days back and I'm ready to throw my hands up.

Our county leadership is so results oriented they can't recognize a good process when they see one.
juliets wrote: Wed Aug 23, 2017 6:45 am What happened Epi?
In a nutshell:

They told us not to teach grammar because it isn't tested by the state.

You know what does tests grammar?

The ACT.

Th ACT scores tanked last year.

Well duh.

So now if we don't get ACT scores up, we're in trouble.

It's the usual bullshit.
Ehem.

It's actually "You know what don't teach grammar?"

Ain't they teach you that in fancypants school?
by DharmaHelper
Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:34 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED BOY
by DharmaHelper
Wed Nov 01, 2017 6:11 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
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It is I, the ghost of Mafia Past.
by DharmaHelper
Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:49 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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The politics thread is one of my horcruxes.
by DharmaHelper
Fri Nov 24, 2017 8:51 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
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Long Con wrote: Thu Nov 23, 2017 11:10 pm I would like access to the Politics Thread please. @MovingPictures07 @spacedaisy


*Gutteral Hissing noise*
by DharmaHelper
Sat Nov 25, 2017 1:47 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
Replies: 4326
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Would a Man in the HIgh Castle mafia be good?
by DharmaHelper
Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:21 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
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Epignosis wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:07 pm I have a student who habitually copies and pastes things from the Internet and turns it in. No, I never give her credit for any of it. She just Googles whatever questions I pose and goes from there. No matter how many times I've addressed her, she insists on doing it.

Today I caught her searching, "How does this piece make you as the reader feel?"

The district says it's my job to get her to pass a state standardized test next month.

What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? :disappoint:
Edit all the questions to say "What is the first Google Result for.." at the beginning.
by DharmaHelper
Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:03 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
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Epignosis wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:41 pm Teaching feels like hosting Celebrity Jeopardy.

"You know what?" *Rips up questions* "Just write a number. Any number. You could write a two. Or perhaps a three. Maybe even a four? Any number."
Suck it, Trebek.
by DharmaHelper
Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:42 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
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Yo I'll sign up for a mafia game if the politics thread comes back and I can drop fresh hot New York Liberal at Heart jokes in there to satisfy my unholy hunger.
by DharmaHelper
Sun Jan 21, 2018 11:17 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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Shout out to the time [mention]MovingPictures07[/mention] PMed me and was like "Hey DH I'm thinking of making another mafia website what do you think about that my best friend?"
by DharmaHelper
Sat Jan 27, 2018 5:50 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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Marmot wrote: Wed Jan 24, 2018 2:09 pm
DharmaHelper wrote: Sun Jan 21, 2018 11:17 pm Shout out to the time MovingPictures07 PMed me and was like "Hey DH I'm thinking of making another mafia website what do you think about that my best friend?"
Want to play a mafia game on that website?
I will 100% play the next LMS Map Based game the theme of which catches my interest and attention.
by DharmaHelper
Sun Jan 28, 2018 2:57 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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juliets wrote: Wed Jan 24, 2018 12:19 pm I'm thrilled to report I'm out of the wheelchair and walking with a walker. Also started physical therapy this week to help me bend my knee - those muscles are all seized up. Thanks to everyone who has been so supportive over the last three and half long months. Hopefully will make quick progress now.
So happy to see that you're doing better JC.
by DharmaHelper
Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:12 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
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Long Con wrote: Mon Jan 29, 2018 6:45 pm
DharmaHelper wrote: Sat Jan 27, 2018 5:50 pm
Marmot wrote: Wed Jan 24, 2018 2:09 pm
DharmaHelper wrote: Sun Jan 21, 2018 11:17 pm Shout out to the time MovingPictures07 PMed me and was like "Hey DH I'm thinking of making another mafia website what do you think about that my best friend?"
Want to play a mafia game on that website?
I will 100% play the next LMS Map Based game the theme of which catches my interest and attention.
See you in Mafia: A World Asunder
:feb:
by DharmaHelper
Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:18 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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Ay what the fuck everybody got custom titles under their name but me or something?
by DharmaHelper
Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:53 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Random~
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G-Man wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:25 pm Just a reminder that grammar matters and so does punctuation.
Yikesssss

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