The Syndicate

Lol, I know the answer!

1. I have watched a cow be slaughtered in my front yard.
2. My namesake is from Finland (or Finalnd if you are Vomps).
3. I once played a male role in a play in high school.

Also, both 1 & 2 on MP's list were lies.

I'm thinking #1

I have never broken any bones
I have never had any stitches
I had chicken pox three times

Actually that one is true, while you aren't supposed to get it multiple times you actually can. And I'm the weird kid who got it three times. I've actually had stitches.

I'm guessing yours is number 1?