The Syndicate

Totally interested. I'm sure Eloh would be too.

thellama73 wrote:i live in Washington DC. Nothing is locally made or special or unique in any way.

Yeah, but you guys import bullshit from all 50 states!

British candy...British teeth...there's a joke in there somewhere.

Elohcin wrote:I just researched how to ship a cake Who wants a Little Miss Cake?

Anyone in their right mind.

I don't like candy. Or hippies.

I want beer.

Metalmarsh89 wrote:We also have fantastic beer.

Hedgeowl wrote:

Epignosis wrote:I don't like candy. Or hippies.

I want beer.

Now I want to send you sweet patchouli flavored beer.

As a veteran of the Hicu, NO THANK YOU.

Turnip Head wrote:Holy crap you guys I'm getting the cake

yay!!!!

Deploy the laxatives.

Roxy wrote:epi you lucky bastard! I know the perfect thing - you are going to LOVE IT!

Do you have any preferences I should know?

I mean, in our town, we have third rate prostitutes and a (closed) turkey factory, but I don't think you'll want anything from either.

Roxy sent this well before Christmas, and I am sending mine well after, but here is the awesomeness she sent my way:



Most of what I'm sending Roxy, she won't be able to post here.

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Coulda sworn Rob posted something here.

Yeah, this:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DxQAJiGPYB

It's "The Roxy Jam."

I wasn't satisfied with vocaroo's handling of it, but oh well. You gets what you gets.

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Whoever was given my name, feel free to take your time sending your gift (if it's perishable). I'm leaving town in 3 days, and I'll be gone until January 5th (over three weeks).

*Stops eating a high fiber diet*

"A dark side and a light side."

Yeah, those Storm Troopers sure know how to rock the Force!

leggyorlyb wrote:

Elohcin wrote:

Epignosis wrote:"A dark side and a light side."

Yeah, those Storm Troopers sure know how to rock the Force!

Trained in the ways of the force you are not Epi. Darth Vader helmets those are. Eloh is wise and one with the force.

She told me she was doing the Storm Trooper and Yoda. You notice she didn't actually correct me.

Something came in the post for me this morning.

Elohcin wrote:

As for whoever has me. I will have a new address after Wednesday!

Holy crap! What a coincidence!

S~V~S wrote:Having been on break a while, I am out of the loop on the new home. Congrats! Same town? Bigger & better?

It's a house on a cul-de-sac in a much nicer neighborhood. Same town, yeah. Here's a summary of why we're leaving this one.

I don't want to knock other cultures, but damn, when your fertility god also happens to be your trickster god...that's just messed up.

That's one of those things where a boy and a girl pees in it and they're married.

I'm slow as Christmas.

I know we'd participate. I'll make sure whomever I draw gets theirs before February or March the next year. Promise this time.

nutella wrote: ↑Sun Nov 19, 2017 6:53 pm If nobody else volunteers to run this I maybe would but I'm not entirely sure how it's been set up in the past?

Figure out who is participating.

Assign each participant another participant (protip: Give yourself the richest person).

Profit.

I am now officially excited about this.

nutella wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:19 pm Aww Eloh you're welcome! Glad it arrived safely and great picture.

Gal hated coffee until six months ago. Now she's a damn addict.

Well, what I got made me angry.

Yes, angry.

Angry because I was just at the grocery store and did not buy pork.

What I got needs pork.

Yes, pork.

Particularly ribs.

And pork was on sale.

But I didn't buy any.

So I can only look forward to the Ninja BBQ sauce (I see what you did there, you sly blooper).

I already consumed about a fourth of the hot sauce on my homemade nachos tonight. It was unexpectedly sweet and predictably delicious.

There's some unidentified dessert in a Ziploc bag, but I haven't sampled any, so I do not yet know if I want to live in that bag.

Then there's the matter of the horny mustard. I did not know mustard made people horny, but that's what people who didn't have the Internet believed, and now the Internet says it's true.

I'm going to slather Eloh up with the mustard and give her the old "seventh inning stretch."

speedchuck wrote: ↑Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:38 pm
I guess I don't have to post a picture of my package, now!

Good thing. Many men have gone to jail for that sort of thing.

I have determined the contents of the Ziploc bag.

It's toffee.

I don't have much of a sweet tooth, but I am fond of a good toffee.

Therefore, I could vacation in that bag.

So I've had everything in my package.

The hot sauce is almost halfway gone.

The BBQ sauce was excellent- I slathered it over my grilled pork chop the other night.

The lusty mustard is probably the best mustard I've ever had. It's hotter than the damn hot sauce though. Wowzers. I'm having a sandwich with it right now.

Eloh ate all my toffee (so it wouldn't tempt her later).

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:21 pm Milk Chocolate Plain > Mega Peanut > Peanut > Crispy > Peanut Butter > Coconut > Pumpkin Spice > Pretzel > Strawberry Nut > Almond > Gingerbread > Chili Nut > Mint > Dark Chocolate Peanut > Dark Chocolate Plain > Caramel

And every single one of them a sandwich.

dunya wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:48 pm

Epignosis wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:47 pm

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:21 pm Milk Chocolate Plain > Mega Peanut > Peanut > Crispy > Peanut Butter > Coconut > Pumpkin Spice > Pretzel > Strawberry Nut > Almond > Gingerbread > Chili Nut > Mint > Dark Chocolate Peanut > Dark Chocolate Plain > Caramel

And every single one of them a sandwich.

you make an m&ms sandwich?

No.

nutella wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2018 5:38 pm
Glad the coffee's good eloh!

I took revenge for my toffee.

I like giving stuff away. I'm like a poor Oprah.

Are you in charge of this G?

G-Man wrote: ↑Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:25 pm

Epignosis wrote: ↑Fri Oct 26, 2018 9:57 pm Are you in charge of this G?

No. At least I don’t think so. I just like making lists.

And checking them twice?

You give spankings to your kids and ice cream to your wife.

Or is the other way around?

I suppose I could organize it this year.

If you want in, let me know by the end of the month.

-Epignosis
-G-Man
-Lunalee
-Nutella
-Speedchuck

I made a poll for this. If you want in, click "Yes." The poll closes November 30.

nutella wrote: ↑Mon Nov 26, 2018 12:33 am maybe a mass pm invite would be a good idea? we need more people and some might not see this thread/remember or know it exists esp if they're newer

Why do we need more people? Haven't you read "The Gift of the Magi?" All anyone needs is longer hair, and these days, a wrist.

nutella wrote: ↑Mon Nov 26, 2018 1:29 am I just think it's fun and don't want people to miss out on an opportunity to share stuff if they'd be interested and just aren't aware.

I was just teasing. I'll send something out today.

That's fine. I'll keep her in mind.

nutella wrote: ↑Wed Nov 28, 2018 3:25 am I'll be sure not to send her a bunny.

Is the bunny a captain? If not, it should be safe.

The poll closes in less than 24 hours, so invite your friends if you've not done so.

MacDougall wrote: ↑Fri Nov 30, 2018 12:23 pmOk

Make sure to click yes in the poll.

I'm waiting on a couple more PMs. As soon as I have them, I'll be sending out names.

All PMs have been sent for this. If you were expecting one and didn't get one, let me know.

Elohcin wrote: ↑Wed Dec 19, 2018 7:08 pm Am I the first to receive a gift?!?!

I got some goodies from Huntsville, Alabama today. There were some beautifully decorated chocolates which I cannot wait to try and some tea that smells amazing! With those, was a sweet, homemade Christmas card. Thank you, Luna.

Looks to me like you already tried them.

That mustard is sinfully divine.