The Syndicate

I'm fine with the weekly reset....that's right peeps...I"M IN THIS BITCH!!! Y'ALL JUST BEEN PUT ON NOTICE!!!

Metalmarsh89 wrote:

BigDamnHero wrote:I'm fine with the weekly reset....that's right peeps...I"M IN THIS BITCH!!! Y'ALL JUST BEEN PUT ON NOTICE!!!

I don't think we've met. Do you have a mustache?

I do indeed sir!

DharmaHelper wrote:Holy shit 14 teams.

I know, right! This is gonna be epic....I feel sorry for whoever ends up drafting #1 and #14

Im out!

so ESPN doesn't have a SINGLE mock draft room for 14 teams...what. The. HELL!?!?!?

that's usually where I prefer to be...now you just need to make the most of it...

they do indeed! Custom iz wher itz @ yo!!!

So I kinda wished I looked over the league rules a bit closer before the draft. I knew we were a .5 pt PPR but I didn't know that our QBs only get 4 pts for a TD....That might've made me wait on a QB a few rds later.

ONE post isnt exactly "hiding"

WHo else does Capernick have to throw to (especially when it comes t ored zone targets)??? TE depth sucks and DAvis is just a place holder until Gates comes back from suspension. I figured it was a boom or bust pick: either he returns to fantasy form in which case I got potentially the biggest steal in the draft or he remains average or worse in which case I can search the waiver wire for another scrub TE.

EVERYONE wants a piece o' this...wait yer turn!

nah....he'll replace McFadden once he gets injured in wk 4.

DharmaHelper wrote:Make sure your footballs are properly inflated BDH

My balls are fine....had bea check 'em for me just to be sure!

NOw to go tamper...er....check....the stadium headsets...

Metalmarsh89 wrote: I can't believe nobody had Coby Fleener already.

It's cuz the only thing worse than RB by committee is TE by committee...

dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

I think we should leave the scoring as is since the season already started.

Turnip Head wrote:

Ricochet wrote:The breaking news is less helpful than it was during the drafting. Where can I read about stuff like Blue being dropped, for instance?

Good question. There's a lot of resources out there but in your case, without following football, it will sort of feel like studying for a test without ever going to class. Podcasts, articles... I'll send you some of the ones I use and you can decide if it's worth your time.

Turnip Head wrote:

BigDamnHero wrote:

Turnip Head wrote:

Ricochet wrote:The breaking news is less helpful than it was during the drafting. Where can I read about stuff like Blue being dropped, for instance?

Good question. There's a lot of resources out there but in your case, without following football, it will sort of feel like studying for a test without ever going to class. Podcasts, articles... I'll send you some of the ones I use and you can decide if it's worth your time.

I feel bad for Rico, because he doesn't watch football, never played fantasy, and I half-forced him to sign up to make room for you, so I don't mind dishing out a little free advice to start the season. That said, my money is on Rico not doing a lick of research. And he's on his own now

Btw diggz I hope your team kept their buttholes nice and clean for my team. Wanna make it interesting? Loser of our match has to change their team name for Week 3. If you lose it's "I am Turnip's Bitch". If I lose... well, state your terms and we'll shake on it

Cards on the table: I just got home from work and only now saw your post about a side bet. I'm all for it if you are still since I'm well aware of the outcome of tonight's game already (looks like Kelce aka "Baby Gronk" shot his wad last week and didn't have any big plays left in him, huh?). I agree to the terms you have set forth, and now here are mine:

You change your name to "Diggz Bottom Bitch" AND you change your (non existant) team pic to this

Ricochet wrote:I might watch the Rugby Championships a bit, does that count? I mean, we all know that's a real sport born out of football.

No it doesn't....Jarryd Hayne has proven rugby players aren't football players:



I can find the audio drop anywhere, but the radio call for that play was HILARIOUS! The announcer was screaming "OMG...THE AUSSIE MUFFED IT! THE AUSSIE MUFFED IT! G'DAY MATE!"

Th: hope u got some vasaline for your throat cuz I'm about to shove something huge down it.

ok, so apparently I don't fully understand our scoring system....how dI'd we r Abdullah only get me .5 pts? Do we not get return yardage on punts?

Turnip Head wrote:Welp, I need a miracle.

well Allen Robinson may just be that miracle. God dammit

I concede defeat.

at least I've got Bell returning next week.

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Ties are the worst. You give it 110% and walk away scratching your head.

Next time try and give 120% then.

week 3 is officially over, my penance/humiliation is completed....now...TIME TO GET SCHIWFTY!!!!!

TH has got.this on the bag everyone else might as well just stop playing as of this week. it's all over fplks, we're done for. And as we all know I have a SPOTLESS record for predicting outcomes.

JaggedJimmyJay wrote:I'm starting a Jacksonville Jaguars QB in fantasy football. These are dark days.

I'm starting Michael Vic...so I hear ya...

@TH: that just means I'll be underestimated....which makes me DANGEROUS!

DharmaHelper wrote:Yo why is Dirk even on this poll.

I'll refer you back to TH's commemt about me scoring the 4th most pts in this league...I may've lost the first 2 wks to a couple of lucky %^&%*s but I am FAR from outta the race

Bass_the_Clever wrote:I vote myself, I mean have you seen my team.

Nope.

juliets wrote:ACES2: They are reporting Andrew Luck is out today.

he didnt get the mesdage!

dont care though...an ugly win is still a won!!

$TH: looking st the scoreboard it looks like a lot of our teams were crap.today.

Turnip Head wrote:I guess playing against Sockface is a free win Does anyone think he'll pick up a kicker who's not on IR? Maybe if we shame him enough? :P

Very league needs their own Taco-Bye-Week...He's Ours!!!!

Epignosis wrote:

Turnip Head wrote:The real joke is Epi's lineup without the Panthers this week.

I'll be okay.

The projections say otherwise....

Looks like the bullshit-opener is kinda accurate today....

hive been drrumk diance last singiht...and gettting drunker

DharmaHelper wrote:YALL DONT EVEN KNOW

meh...u did good, but 91 pts aint nothjng spectacular.. i looj forqaed to a remtach of the psot season

y'all had a chance to veto the trade...and I still assert that it was a fair trade. Marshawn is NOT the player of old. Sock played him when he was out w/ injury. I gave him a healthy, qualoty RB AND playmaking WR which he needed and I took a risk on a injured player who may help me come playoffs should he stay healthy. Don't be h8n yo...

Turnip Head wrote:



Fortune favors the bold.

...until karma comes along and shoves her boot up my keester...

srsly...The NFC East plays better than my team! Just call me Jim Harbaugh cuz I know EXACTLY how Michigan felt this weekend!!

Looks like we got some playas who b str8 up frontin' yo...so lemme break it down 4 ya:

got a couple chumps tryin' to steal my game...
takin' my name for glory and fame!
Ain't no Rick but the original...anyone else b digital criminals!

Can't blame all y'all imitators...
you'll be goin' down faster than a free fallin' elevator!

your 2nd place status don't scare me none...
bring yo' weak shit playin' Cameron and Jackson!
Brady, Bell & lynch gonna mess you up right
then my Cards gonna finish it as I watch 'em live Monday Night!

better grab yo' books cuz I'm takin' you to school...
cuz team Dead Jerry gonna make u look the fool!

WORD TO YO MUTHA'! *drop mic*

Like I said before, I ain't outta this yet...there's still weeks before playoffs and I'm in it to win it! I'm only 2 games back from you and still in the top half in PF and PA. So don't get comfy on that lofty perch of your birdy...you got 13 ther people looking for that seat and it can be a long fall when you're dethroned.

Turnip Head wrote:rip Arian Foster

i know, right...talk about your achilles heel...

what...too soon?

Turnip Head wrote:

JaggedJimmyJay wrote:Instead of the "Sacko", we should call the last place trophy the "Socko".

YES. This.

I 2nd the motion....all in favor...?

Also...

Turnip Head wrote: Bass and Diggz should be ashamed of themselves for fleecing him. Karma is a vindictive mistress my friends.

I didn't fleece him as bad as this last trade...John Brown went OFF as soon as I traded him to sock...now it looks like he's gonna REALLY need that WR.

Besides, sock said he wanted to be involved in something other than mafia...so no, I don't feel ashamed....we're just making his surroundings recognizable and comfortable to him.... WIFOM BITCHES!!!! But yes, he should TOTALLY be discouraged from attempting to run with the big boys next year.

On the other hand, the trade does not process until Nov. 3. IF anyone else feels as though this isn't at ALL a fair trade, only 4 votes are required to veto the trade...

#1 WR (Sock) traded for a #27 RB (Bass)....

full disclosure: I voted to veto...sure some may claim I did the same but at the VERY least I traded 2 for 1

soooooo....who wants to offer me a trade for Le'Veon Bell?

I was on the Stankey bandwagon last season...no deal...I'd rather play Leveon injured. he'll still get me more pts

so has everybody lost a key player from their team in our league yet?

Epignosis wrote:The amazing thing for me is I just traded Eddie Lacy for Steve Smith.

is that offer for Stankey still on the table?

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Who's Dirk and how did he lose to me?

I thought that too after the night game wrapped up....but check again...

All I can say is I'm knockin' Tornado down another peg this week: