The Syndicate

Does anyone have a screenshot of the votes for Day 2? I was busy and didn't have time to fill them in as they happened and I missed any votes cast in the last hour of the poll.

I'm voting for option 3 because it is the least scary option. I'll catch up over lunch.

Long Con wrote:First player to post a picture of a Hostile Hoagie will gain esteem.

MovingPictures07 wrote:

G-Man wrote:

MovingPictures07 wrote:

Turnip Head wrote:

S~V~S wrote:

MovingPictures07 wrote:S~V~S, to elaborate, I suppose I just feel as though you're putting Golden up to an expectation that is unreasonable, considering he has been quite open about playing a neutral game, and that Epi was a serious threat to Golden's immediate livelihood. I think it's key to note how emotionally-charged Golden's play has been this game, due to being under constant defense for his well being, and from Epi for a while at that.

I feel his behavior in this game is contrary to his non-baddie meta as I know it.

Do you better understand it put like that?

I feel like Golden is playing similar to how he started out in HSK actually, sparring with Epignosis and all. He just took it... a little further this time. I've only seen Golden bad in one game, when he subbed back into Economics, and he played nothing like he is here. He was calm and collected and attracted no attention.

QFT

I still have nightmares of that game, between G-Man masquerading as The Joker and Golden the super secret most bad of all the baddies, lurking in the shadows.

What was wrong with my Joker posts? I loved making those.

Lol, I loved them, I was just making a joke, since The Joker appearing in nightmares saying some of the stuff you posted in that game in his voice would be kinda creepy. :P

Well poop on a stick!

Scotty wrote:ALSO A REMINDER TO EVERYONE!!!

Uzbekistan can lock the thread today, which I'm assuming means for the entirety of the day phase, so if you have something you want to say, it may be a good idea to get it out sooner rather than later.

Just goes to show you that it's the doubly landlocked ones you have to watch out for.

birdwithteeth11 wrote:So if one happens to pop up sometime, I think it will generate some good discussions.

RESURRECT ME (NOW THAT I AM DEAD)

It broke my heart
To die so early
I was only just getting warmed up
And now I'm back, to let you know
I would like a second chance

Resurrect me!
(I’m a funny guy)
Resurrect me!
(Promise to try)
Now, resurrect me!
(Will you rez me?)
Now that I am dead
(Dead)

Rez me now!
Oh, (rez, rez)
Oh, rez me now, baby
(Rez, rez)
I don’t want to hear “maybe”
(Rez, rez)
Give me back my precious soul now
(Rez)

I can build a spreadsheet
(I can build a spreadsheet)
And I can write some posts
(I can write some posts)
Now tell me, baby
(Tell me, baby)
That you’ve PM’ed the hosts
(That you’ve PM’ed the hosts)
Rez me
(Rez me)
Rez me

Resurrect me!
(Will you rez me?)
Now, resurrect me!
(Will you rez me?)
Now, resurrect me!
(Will you rez me?)
Now that I am dead
(Dead)

Rez me now!
Hey! (rez, rez)
Oh, rez me please, rez me
(Rez, rez)
Please don’t let me down now
(Rez, rez)
Oh, give me back my soul now
(Rez)

(Rez, rez)
Oh, rez me, rez me, baby
(Rez, rez)
Oh, it’s driving me crazy
(Rez, rez)
Oh, don't get lazy
(Rez)

I can build a spreadsheet
(I can build a spreadsheet)
And I can write some posts
(I can write some posts)
Well now tell me, baby
(Tell me, baby)
That you’ve PM’ed the hosts
(That you’ve PM’ed the hosts)
Rez me
(Rez me)
Rez me

Resurrect me!
(Will you rez me?)
Now, resurrect me!
(Will you rez me?)
Now, resurrect me!
(Will you rez me?)
(Now, now, now)

Hey! (Rez, rez)
Oh, I want back in, baby
(Rez, rez)
And it’s driving me crazy
(Rez, rez)
Now don't you get lazy
(Rez)

(Rez, rez)
Oh, hey hey, baby
(Rez, rez)
Death is driving me crazy
(Rez, rez)
Don't you get lazy
(Rez)

Roxy wrote:The thread feels toxic.

If it wasn't before, it is now!

Alrighty, so it seems that either the night being cut out prevented me from being rezzed or you guys just aren't fans of oldies hits. Perhaps something a little more current?



REZ ME

I want it now- won’t you please rez me?
Why don’t you go, PM the host
Resurrection- it will impress me
I’ll be the one, who loves you most

Hooooo (rez me)
Hooooo (rez me)
Hoooo-oooo-oooo (I want it now)
Hooooo (rez me)
Hooooo (rez me)
Hoooo-oooo-oooo (I want it now)


You know in this game I didn’t last long
For me to be dead is wickedly wrong
It’s got me like Miley Cyrus, brain off
Just waiting to return strong- Rez me!
Spreadsheets, funny posts- Rez me!
That’s the way we like the games- Rez me!
I'm slicker than an oil spill
You say you won’t, but I bet you will- Rez me!

No excuses, take no flak
End of the night, you bring me back
Put me on the right track
End of the night, you bring me back
No excuses, take no flak
End of the night, you bring me back
Put me on the right track
End of the night, you bring me back

I want it now- won’t you please rez me?
Why don’t you go, PM the host
Resurrection - it will impress me
I’ll be the one, who loves you most

I want it now (I want it now)
Won’t you please rez me?
Why don’t you go (Why don’t you go)
PM the host (PM the host)
Resurrection
It will impress me
I’ll be the one
Who loves you most (Who loves you most)

Oooooh (rez me)
Woooah (rez me)
Oooooh-oooh-oooh (I want it now)
Oooooh (rez me)
Woooah (rez me)
Oooooh-oooh-oooh (I want it now)

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane
Nah, it's just me, ain't a damn thing changed
Lurk in the thread, play mind games
Blessed to say, spammin’ ain't no thing
Thread jumping like Lebron, now, voting
Rez me for another round, homie
Do us all a big favor, tonight you bring G-man back

No excuses, take no flak
End of the night, you bring me back
Put me on the right track
End of the night, you bring me back
No excuses, take no flak
End of the night, you bring me back
(Ooooh)
Put me on the right track
End of the night, you bring me back

I want it now- won’t you please rez me?
Why don’t you go, PM the host
Resurrection - it will impress me
I’ll be the one, who loves you most

I want it now (I want it now)
Won’t you please rez me?
Why don’t you go
PM the host (PM the host)
Resurrection (Resurrection)
It will impress me
I'll be the one (I'll be the one)
Who loves you most (Who loves you most)


Wooooah (rez me)
wooooah (rez me) (Hey!)
ooooh-oooh-oooh (I want it now) (G-Man)
ooooh (rez me) (Oh!)
wooooah (rez me)
ooooh-oooh-oooh (I want it now)

Wooooah (Rez me!)
wooooah (C'mon!)
ooooh-oooh-oooh (I want it now)
wooooah (Rez me!)
wooooah (PM the host!)
ooooh-oooh-oooh (rez me)

birdwithteeth11 wrote:It's quiet. Too quiet.

Someone tell me a good joke. Amuse me.

Here you go!

Hello, players, look at your role, now back to me, now back at your role, now back to me. Sadly, your role isn’t mine, but if your role stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, it could smell like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a forum with the role your role could smell like. What’s in your signature, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with a winner's badge for that game you're in. Look again, the winners badge is now diamonds. Anything is possible when your role smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on a horse.

Sorsha wrote:Welcome back g man.

All your posts in this game should be written like this from now on.

Did you know Sorsha prefers Old Spice themed posts for G-Man one bajillion times more than lady-scented themed posts?

Did you know that I am riding this horse backwards?

Challenge accepted!

If your role used Old Spice instead of lady-scented body washes it could smell like someone who abstains from voting while catching up. While wearing this



or this



but probably this



all over this

Hello players. I'm not wearing anything underneath this towel. Gentlemen- do you feel intimidated? Ladies- do you feel aroused? Be honest. While you're being honest, please tell me where I can find Day 2 and Day 9 lynch poll data. If you're not too flushed with intimidation or excitement after doing so, please kindly direct me to position poll data for Night 9. Doing so will help me help you just like Old Spice helps you smell like a man and not lady-scented body wash. Now please excuse me while I continue to catch up. Without my towel.

Black Rock wrote:

Turnip Head wrote:

Black Rock wrote:Turns out I need several replacements and this game needs it to work properly. I have thought about it a lot and I am going to choose dead to replace. I have also chosen my dead wisely. None of them have a bone to pick and everyone will know their old roles. Thank you in advance for your understanding.

Black Rock wrote:

Gman is replacing Bass now. You can't lynch him or NK this period. He's behind. Be friendly players and help him catch up.

Hosts: What was G-Man's previous role?

Sorry, he was the Jilted Lover and unrecruited in his previous life.

Hello players. Indeed, in a past life I was a jilted lover. But now I am filled with a new kind of love especially for the ladies but bromances are okay too for the G-Man because men appreciate the smell of Old Spice on other men too. Man-friends don't let man-friends use lady-scented body wash. No, you see man-friends encourage man-friends to smell like the man they were born to smell like. And that smell is Old Spice. You're welcome.

DharmaHelper wrote:I look good in blue.

You may look good in blue but you would smell even better in Old Spice body wash and deodorants. Perhaps if you used Old Spice instead of lady-scented body wash your puny avatar might reach puberty and become a man thereby becoming the hero he was born to smell like and no longer being a string-bean lady-scented sidekick.

Hello players. How are you? Fantastic. Does your role look like me? No. Can it smell like me? Yes. Should you vote for position 5? I don't know. Do you like Children of Serenity who are unkillable or capable of restarting days and corrupting powers? Do you want Brothers of the Inner Eye with triple votes, handing out powers, punishing people, learning targets and protecting people? Of course you do.

Swan dive! Into the best position of your life. So players, should your vote smell like an Old Spice vote?
You tell me.

Hello players. As well as hosts, non-players, bots, and the mighty sequoias of the redwood forests. As you can see, I have returned. And it's not because I forgot my hat. Actually, my wildly exaggerated ego and its ability to create cheeky ways to post in mafia games makes creating such a garment an impossibility. As when all hatmakers see the correct fabric pattern that would fit my inflated head, they cry both tears of joy and total confusion until they pass out but are delicately caught by their own memories of my memorably unmatched posts.

No, the real reason that I'm back is I have been on a campaign to catch up on what happened after my tragic and premature first death while also infomring the people of this dual-color-scheme-optioned forum that we call The Syndicate how they or the men in their life can use Old Spice to smell as fresh as the freshest smelling places on the internet. Along with being educational, this reading/information campaign carries an entertainment value that is second to none. I know because I write them and have a strong memory of them in my brain. If you'd like a sneak peek, try staring through my striking brown eyes and looking at them as I currently remember them in my brain.
While you're helplessly lost in my seas of brown warmth and satisfaction, let me take this time to tell you that I see why people are suspicious of both Birdwithteeth and Tranq. I'd go into more detail but I am still something like 15 pages behind and need to keep reading.
You can't get past the striking brown eyes, can you? Don't worry. It's helpless.

Players, does registering a vote for Nutella make your role feel like a never-ending tropical sunset? Personalized love song melody? Romantic puppy surprise? Yes.

BEARGLOVE IS EXCITEMENT, WHICH IS MISSING FROM YOUR LIVES! VOTE POSITION 4- VOTE EXCITEMENT! VOTE BEARGLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!

Long Con wrote:I just lost my post. Post coming soon.

THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF YOU USE BEARGLOVE!

Hello again, players. Despite what this picture may make you think, I have not been lazing away on a romantic, exotic beach instead of following this game. No, I only smell like I've been lazing away on a romantic, exotic beach because I use Old Spice body wash instead of lady-scented body wash. In fact, I have been following this game quite clo-

My apologies, players. As I was saying, I have been following this game quite closely and need to go back and evaluate both Nutella and reywaS so as to make a fully-informed vo-

Be serious, man. All Old Spice fragrances make you feel and smell like a man but they don't make your arms super-long. That's just a cheeky TV special effect designed to appeal to immature young men who aren't yet confident enough in their masculinity to use traditional and exotic Old Spice fragrances.

Because I have more important things to do with my time than argue with you. For instance, my to-do list for today includes hand-carving a gazebo out of a single redwood tree, perfecting a French braid, obtaining the rarest cacao beans from the indigenous Tapirapé people of the Amazon rainforest to make a romantic chocolate fondu, and making my mind up between Nutella and reywaS. Don't you have other things to do?

Players, does registering a vote for Nutella make your role feel like a never-ending tropical sunset? Personalized love song melody? Romantic puppy surprise? Yes.

G-Man wrote:

Players, does registering a vote for Nutella make your role feel like a never-ending tropical sunset? Personalized love song melody? Romantic puppy surprise? Yes.

UH, WELL, ACTUALLY IT MEANS THAT YOU'VE RUN OUT OF IDEAS FOR YOUR SILLY LITTLE PRETTY-BOY POSTS. MAYBE YOU AND YOUR TOWEL SHOULD JUST GO HOME AND LET A REAL MAN TAKE OVER POSTING FOR THIS GAME.

Ah, my friend. I see that you are unfamiliar with the concept of working smarter, not harder. You see my opinion of Nutella remains unchanged and it only made sense to repeat that eloquent post from yesterday given the recycled nature of Old Spice body wash commercials. Think about it- how many times have you seen my gorgeous brown eyes say the same thing on TV and the inter-

Seriously friend, I think you need to stop chopping up and snorting your Bearglove deodorant. It's laced with levels of testosterone that cannot be contained inside a mere mortal body.

Well done you sneaky, sneaky winners.

Fun fact: In my initial role, the Jilted Lover, I selected DFaraday to be my lover. My Epic Challenge was that if my lover and I both survived past Night 7, we could have won with each other's team and we would have had permanent BTSC. I picked DFaraday because he's got a decent history of flying under the radar and making it deep into games. I was freaking out when people started eyeing him up Day 1 and Day 2 for this very reason.

Even more fun fact: I chose DFaraday as my lover. When I subbed back in, I replaced Bass 2.0, who subbed in for DFaraday. I ended up being my former role's lover! On Night 3, I would have had temporary BTSC with my lover but I got killed before that came to be. Oh well.

Fun game, you hosty hosts. Sorry my participation was limited. With the baby due in almost exactly a month, I must step away from playing for a while. Don't worry though...

Ricochet wrote:OK then...I'm sorry if you already answered. I'll got through the linkitis after posting this.


Relicsmith - DF / Bass / G-Man (well, gee, good luck finding answers here)
-- What was your epic challenge?

My epic challenge was to last four days writing wacky Old Spice-themed posts. :P Actually, I never found out. I was told that my epic challenge would be sent to me once I was recruited. I totally forgot to ask our hosts what my epic challenge was after being recruited to Epi's team.

Ricochet wrote:-- Who did you target with the "boon" on D/N1 (if you did)?
-- Who did you power corrupt on D/N2 (and what was the corruption) (if you did)?
-- What item did you give and to whom on D/N4 (if you did)?
-- Who did you give a random item to on D/N5? (if you did)
-- Who did you power corrupt on D/N6 (and what was the corruption) (if you did)?
-- Who did you target with the "boon" on D/N8 (if you did)?
-- Who did you give a random item to on D/N9? (if you did)?

N/A- you'll have to get answers out of the other two for these days.

Ricochet wrote: -- What item did you give and to whom on D/N10 (if you did)?

The Mace of Justice. On Position #2, my item gives were negative items. It had a temporary positive power but a negative side-effect. I gave it to aapje because I thought it was curious that he hadn't died yet. The Mace of Justice would have allowed him to erase up to 15 lynch poll votes against him. The negative side-effect is that any votes erased with the Mace of Justice would be applied as secret votes the next day. Aapje would have thought it merely a vote eraser but it was really just a vote shifter.

Ricochet wrote:-- Who did you power corrupt on D/N11 (and what was the corruption) (if you did)?

I attempted to corrupt Nutella's power but I was blocked.

Ricochet wrote:-- What item did you give and to whom on D/N12 (if you did)?

I believe this was Position 3, a positive item give. I attempted to send Epi an invisibility cloak that would have protected him from NK's. The thing about items is that they aren't automatically used. Epi would have needed to receive it and could have used it N13. But we were both killed that night, so it didn't really matter.

Black Rock wrote:

G-Man wrote:

Ricochet wrote:OK then...I'm sorry if you already answered. I'll got through the linkitis after posting this.


Relicsmith - DF / Bass / G-Man (well, gee, good luck finding answers here)
-- What was your epic challenge?

My epic challenge was to last four days writing wacky Old Spice-themed posts. :P Actually, I never found out. I was told that my epic challenge would be sent to me once I was recruited. I totally forgot to ask our hosts what my epic challenge was after being recruited to Epi's team.

We discussed your epic challenge like this... "Oh shit! We forgot to give him that." "He's dying tonight anyways, meh"

:P

No harm, no foul. I completely forgot about it as well.