The Syndicate

Chuck

I'm not wasting my time suspecting Hissy Veep for the time being. I have customers. We shall see.

Chuck

That's some fine work you're putting in, Seinfeld. There may be a season ticket package in the works for you. My people and I agree with your bottom two reads. Allah help me, if either of you are scum, I will rage quit and move to Argentina. So much goddamn patting on the back. You are not getting ...

Chuck

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Chuck

I like both Steinbrenner and Soup Nazi more than before. Solid civilian reads. Insh'allah, I'm thrilled I moved from one guy who wasn't going to be lynched to another guy who wasn't going to be lynched and that suddenly makes me better in your eyes. You're afraid to make judgment calls based upon t...

Chuck

Jerry Seinfeld wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:37 pm I like both Steinbrenner and Soup Nazi more than before. Solid civilian reads.

Insh'allah, I'm thrilled I moved from one guy who wasn't going to be lynched to another guy who wasn't going to be lynched and that suddenly makes me better in your eyes.

Chuck

JUDGEMENT TOMORROW

NO SOUP FOR MISLYNCHERS

Chuck

Do you suddenly disapprove of any vote cast for that schmuck? Hexy woman has been vocal enough against him. Do you believe he's citizen or not?! I think she's most likely civilian given her claim. It was a bad decision to claim regardless of her alignment, but the dumbness is significantly greater ...

Chuck

Here you go. One vote for the alternative - since my own alternative is only being voted by an old lady, no thanks to you, Seinfeld. Though Yankeeman is also on Peterman, and Yankeeman is filthy. My read on Yankeeman is very similar to my read on Soup Nazi -- someone who's easy to suspect for crapp...

Chuck

Do you suddenly disapprove of any vote cast for that schmuck? Hexy woman has been vocal enough against him. Do you believe he's citizen or not?!

Chuck

Here you go. One vote for the alternative - since my own alternative is only being voted by an old lady, no thanks to you, Seinfeld. Though Yankeeman is also on Peterman, and Yankeeman is filthy.

Chuck

Jerry Seinfeld wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:21 pm
The Soup Nazi wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:20 pmThey will receive judgement tomorrow, should this prove a mislynch.
Peterman has been presented as an alternative. Please talk to me about Peterman quickly.

I did. He's sketchy or a complete buffoon.

Chuck

Come to think of it, Seinfeld, I see reason to suspect all of the Puddy voters independent of this bandwagon! Granted, they're not the only ones. But that's a shady bunch! Let's put our heads together on this Peterson thing! What do you think's the most damning thing he's done? You've been suspecti...

Chuck

I really hate the present trend. Day 1 -- Jerry yells about Puddy, it isn't acknowledged. Day 2 -- Puddy in line for easy lynch (yes, it's easy), Jerry yells about Peterman, it is hardly acknowledged. What's the deal? I've been out all night with Marla, and I tell you what I think she might be read...

Chuck

Little Man Costanza is so far out of field with his vote, I might as well take pity on him and giving him some soup to go, in case he reaches the Poles in his sidelining.

Chuck

Come to think of it, Seinfeld, I see reason to suspect all of the Puddy voters independent of this bandwagon! Granted, they're not the only ones. But that's a shady bunch! Let's put our heads together on this Peterson thing! What do you think's the most damning thing he's done? You've been suspecti...

Chuck

I really hate the present trend. Day 1 -- Jerry yells about Puddy, it isn't acknowledged. Day 2 -- Puddy in line for easy lynch (yes, it's easy), Jerry yells about Peterman, it is hardly acknowledged. What's the deal? I've been out all night with Marla, and I tell you what I think she might be read...

Chuck

I'm all caught up. I think mafia are taking me down as an easy target. Even my three year nephew, Khaled, could have prepared such a defense. And I already have him in the back, scrubbing the floor. Absolute garbage, your worst post of the game, Soup Nazi. Instead of paying any mind to the possibil...

Chuck

David Puddy wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:03 pm I'm all caught up. I think mafia are taking me down as an easy target.

Even my three year nephew, Khaled, could have prepared such a defense. And I already have him in the back, scrubbing the floor.

Chuck

Ask people to tell me what's haram about Puddoo.

Nobody replies.

AMERICA

Chuck

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Chuck

You know who hasn't been quiet and also holding the line? You all! Get out! I have to close in 10.

Chuck

I could go with Jungleman and Uncle Quack right now, in addition to Yankee, of course, and maybe Old Costanza. I'd require a leaflet on why Poudee looks so lynchworthy, however.

Chuck

<snip> Leo Why pick on Seinfeld of all the Newman lynchers. Picks up on Yankees mogul's phony slander of him, but doesn't act omgusy about it. Ludicrous notion of me and evil hex putting up a fight to distract the crowd. Up your dosage, old geezer! Why Jerry? because he is the one that sealed Newma...

Chuck

So I've just about read everything I'm going to and I have 3 specific points of interest. What are our thoughts on Jerry? He's a troublemaker. What are our thoughts on Elaine? She's here, but what has she contributed? What happened to the Soup Nazi voters? What changed your mind? Posting in front o...

Chuck

Ok, time for a customer review. I'd rather do my job serving soup and enjoy some muhal'labia afterwards, but I hear some of you demanding of me to play whatever we're playing here. You know what you should be demanding? Soup. But you can't, can you? Because NO SOUP FOR YOU! Danny Pooby Agrees with L...

Chuck

I only know one move.

It's showing you the exit.

OUT! OUT!

Chuck

Oh, I have plenty customers, you witch, enough to form a line across Fifth Avenue.

As for that armoire, you'd better sleep in it from now on or you might find it SMASHED TO PIECES.

What was your interest in voting that Puddle guy, if you switched off him?

Chuck

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Chuck

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Chuck

Vote me all you want, it's your waste of time and results. I'd rather milk a donkey than let you get any of my soup!!

Chuck

I can't believe Kramer was killed last night! Even Jerry thought he might get booted from the game as he left us with some inspiring parting words that we ought to lisren to. Mr. Soup seems to be having fun with Jerry around. It could have been Mr. Soup who killed Kramer. https://s1.postimg.org/7rr...

Chuck

You lack an actual tone.

Chuck

He's after my soups. This is ludicrous. Big Stein will not stand for this! This accusation is baseless! I've gone on record as a calzone man. I don't need your soup, I don't care how great your soup is. If it's not a calzone I'm not interested. This is a clear attempt to lash out at Big Stein. You ...

Chuck

He's after my soups.

Chuck

I'm wary of a Seinfeld - Steinbrenner team scenario, in which they're buddying. The latter is a corporate pig, who'd like nothing more than to get my recipes and make water splat out of them for his crowds, plus that failed comedian has been adamant not to pursue any wagon on him previously. And now...

Chuck

Oh, in case you're planning who to remove next and hurt my business, none of you count as my third best customer. You're all awful. Ha-ha! Ha! Ha!

Chuck

Chuck

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Chuck

*screams you're bad at her for the entire evening*

"Nah I'm one-shot vigilante"

*ok I believe you - the second after*

Are Americans really that naive?

Chuck

That witch could have assassinated me, had she actually disposed of a weapon.

Her claim is balderdash.

Lynch her.

Chuck

Outrageous. My second best customer - even if he voted out my first best customer, as a total doofus.

A most clear attempt to hurt my business.

I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN, SCUMS.

Chuck

It's closed, you pinhead.

Chuck

Look at these two goons distancing from each other. Deplorable.

They must be so irritated because they haven't had any soup today.

Ha-ha! Ha! Ha!

Chuck

Told you that woman is pure evil.

Didn't even catch Puddy guy mentioning me. He's that inexistent.

NO SOUP FOR HIM TOMORROW

Chuck

I will obviously vote for the worst customer of the day. Such insolence. Did you vote Elaine for anything specific or just that you have a personal vendetta against her (and to a lesser extent me, and Jerry)? Yes, it was very specific, unlike your reading skills. Goddamn woman was running her mouth...

Chuck

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Chuck

I would rather kiss a goat than ever be involved with that horrible woman.

Chuck

I don't know any Puddy. You switched from him without a care last day. Get out.

Chuck

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Chuck

Thanks for playing NewTraditionalist. Join us again soon! The worst thing about a crappy Day 1 isn't that it's hard to decide who to vote for. It's that there's close to nothing to analyze about it beyond basically randomized voting. Moving forward we're an entire day phase behind the mafia now, an...

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