Haiku Mafia Day Five

[thellama73]

Sorry I missed it
Got called into work early
Messed up my vote plan

Would have voted Dom
Sucks I didn't do just that
Could have changed our fate

Quite so, quite so, lad.
Once more Dom's vote placement seems
Contrived to avoid

Civ blood on his hands.
Good lynch choice for tomorrow
If I'm still alive.

[Dom]

Sorry I missed it
Got called into work early
Messed up my vote plan

Would have voted Dom
Sucks I didn't do just that
Could have changed our fate

Quite so, quite so, lad.
Once more Dom's vote placement seems
Contrived to avoid

Civ blood on his hands.
Good lynch choice for tomorrow
If I'm still alive.

Or I think others
Are bad and not the ones y'all
vote for during day.

[Dom]

Sorry I missed it
Got called into work early
Messed up my vote plan

Would have voted Dom
Sucks I didn't do just that
Could have changed our fate

You never address'd
My point. Wy did you need some-
One else to vote else?

[Marmot]

oh my dom, it seems
my peers want to lynch you dead
what have you done now?

[Long Con]

Sorry I missed it
Got called into work early
Messed up my vote plan

Would have voted Dom
Sucks I didn't do just that
Could have changed our fate

You never address'd
My point. Wy did you need some-
One else to vote else?

Ok, lemme get it
And address it directly
And here I go! Oh:

"Addressed" has two beats
What's with the apostrophe?
Try'n to be poet?

I'll end up voting
For Rico, Dom, or Llama
Whoever will die

Currently it's Dom
'Cause the others have no votes
Maybe that will change

What the hell is this?
Should I just change my vote to
get someone else lynched?

This is bad logic
And bad strategy for the
Search for the baddies.

It's not bad logic
A vote for Rico or Llam
Would have been a waste

You three are all bad
I want you all to be lynched
Want my vote to count

If you have a chance
Of being lynched, and they don't
Then you get the vote

Not rocket science
Not complicated logic
Just common sense, Dom

[Long Con]

Sorry I missed it
Got called into work early
Messed up my vote plan

Would have voted Dom
Sucks I didn't do just that
Could have changed our fate

Quite so, quite so, lad.
Once more Dom's vote placement seems
Contrived to avoid

Civ blood on his hands.
Good lynch choice for tomorrow
If I'm still alive.

Or I think others
Are bad and not the ones y'all
vote for during day.

No, Llama nailed it
Maybe change your strategy
To blend in better

[Long Con]

Enlightening death
Both Day 1 trains were for civs
Purr, sweet spreadsheet, purr

There were three players
Who knew that before that lynch
Was even over

[Marmot]

so now is my chance
a haiku for everyone
the iso-based kind

Golden

on day 1, he did
offer civ read of Rico
for his claim of civ

then he questions Wilgs
for his random read of Quin
the jokes terminate

he continues this
trend of banter and content
Golden is a civ

Long Con

Long Con is on par
for his normal evil self
that i always read

but this game i see
a participatory man
with logical reads

he concluded bad
on both Wilgy and Rico
Long Con is a civ

Dom

mentions Nutella
in this one post i don't get
but then, later on

defends Nutella
for a post that sounded fake
by Zebra's account

but he has pressed Zeebs
on her pursuit of the Nut
I waffle on Dom

G-Man

G-Man has offered
no strange posting restriction
clearly he is bad

but G-Man claimed first
that he does come from the Moon
Good look for that one

and G-Man goes on
and offers excellent reads
of Wilgs and Golden

i like G-Man's head
and his effort in this game
his scum-hunt is real

since i read him civ
i will now reconsider
my reads of his suss

nutella

Nutella asks first
why we do have day 0
this question is fine

i don't understand
the suspicion behind it
why people suspect

i agree with Dom
that suss of her is misguided
and malevolent






that is all for now
i will get to the rest soon
refrigerator

[Long Con]

Gamble is a word
that brings up fallacies of logic
Surely you know that, nut

Don't get it either
Why would she "surely know that"?
Not something I know

And I do not think
It's even a true statement
What's Dom getting at?

My definition
Of 'gamble' doesn't include
Fallacies of logic

[G-Man]

G-Man has offered
no strange posting restriction
clearly he is bad

Except that I have
On top of haiku format
All posts start with E



Much more will I post
When alone in the office
That comes after lunch

[Marmot]

Egad! My dear friend
i had not even noticed
carry on, good civ

[Long Con]

G-Man, you bastard
How are you so beautiful?
Better not slip up

[G-Man]

Examine this here
And let me know what you think
Two civ trains Day 1

My instincts suggest
One baddie on DDL
One on Doc Wilgy

Tempting to think that
One voted away from trains
Combine with Day 2

Day 2 vote spread sucked
Golden had a vote on me
But move it last sec

[G-Man]

Effort this then, sir:
Golden, Nutella, Zebra,
Long Con, TheLlama

Floyd, Marsh, Dom, and then
Insertnamehere, Ricochet
Baddie to Civvie

Rico and Dragon
Both had no-nonsense tones which
I liked very much

Dom wavers for me
Between slight civ and neutral
No read on Floyd, Marsh

Always a healthy
Suspicion of Llama and
Long Con, those tricksters

I agree with the
Notion that Zebra was "loud"
And sometimes sounds forced

Nutella gives me
The heebie-jeebies throughout
For content and tone

Golden the Coward
Is the devil and must be
Executed next

[Sorsha]

Missing some PMs
Don't forget to get them in.
Two hours left yet.

[Golden]

It's now Christmas Eve
So much to do that I won't
Be here much from now

For the next two days
Maybe once or twice today
but not tomorrow

[a2thezebra]

I was not prepared
for how busy this week has been
my apologies

I will make up for
it if I do not die, uh
hopefully not now

[Sorsha]

G-man has been killed.
He was the Moon and a civ.
Vanilla at least!

Today will be long
Three days long to be exact
Merry Christmas all!

[TheFloyd73]

Merry Christmas Sors,
Four vanilla civs killed, hmm
Have to be snarky

Dom perplexes me
States nothing then springs to life
Against Con and Zeb

Golden is the most
Suspicious in my sight, his
Instinct divergent

MM, hard to read
Zeb, Rico, God only knows
'Ella comes naive

[G-Man]

Endless thanks, Sorsha
For this quirky and unique
Game of mafia

[G-Man]

Eulogy for me:
M-O-O-N; that spells moon
Goodnight moon, goodnight

[nutella]

Rest in peace, G-Moon
Three whole days to make our choice
Who the hell is bad?

[Golden]

Golden is the most
Suspicious in my sight, his
Instinct divergent

I am not a fan
Of being suspect one for
self-preservation

What would you have done
With five secs to make a call?
Create something new?

DDL was suss
INH made a drive-by
It was my best choice

The vote came in at
literally last minute
What was I to do?

I think anyone
Would find that drive-by bad if
They were in my shoes

INH was town
But if he had not flipped then
I'd see it as bad

There is no reason
For townies to do drive-bys
It looked like a save

[thellama73]

I'll be in the woods
For Christmas Eve and Christmas.
Internet? Unsure.

[thellama73]

I don't think baddies
Would risk so bold of a save.
Clears Golden for me.

[Ricochet]

Three-day phase is sweet
Cuz definitely no play
From me on this day.

I don't think baddies
Would risk so bold of a save.
Clears Golden for me.

I've no idea
What this is supposed to mean?
"So bold of a save?"

Golden would have not
Saved his skin if bad? How is
This align telling?

[Golden]

I spy a long day
Glad I don't have to vote now
Merry Christmas all!

[Long Con]

Three-day phase is sweet
Cuz definitely no play
From me on this day.

I don't think baddies
Would risk so bold of a save.
Clears Golden for me.

I've no idea
What this is supposed to mean?
"So bold of a save?"

Golden would have not
Saved his skin if bad? How is
This align telling?

What is this "saved skin"?
Was G-Man so sure to be
Making Golden lynched?

Llama buddys Gold
Doesn't fool me at all
He's bad, oh so bad

Llama distances
From his teammates Dom and Ric
As a baddie should

[a2thezebra]

Yes thank you thank you
for a three-day phase, oh yes
Much appreciate!!!

[Ricochet]

Llama distances
From his teammates Dom and Ric
As a baddie should

Nigga plea-ea-ease.
Any partnership with these
Would be insta hard bus.

[Long Con]

Insta hard bus
Does that mean they would bus you?
Ain't that what I said?

Am I mistaken?
Is he just suspecting Dom
And not Ricochet?

I have to look back
And see what is the case here
But not right now-now

[Ricochet]

Insta hard bus
Does that mean they would bus you?
Ain't that what I said?

Ha ha ha but no
It would be me bussing them
I'm civ friendo

[Ricochet]

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[Marmot]

since we still have time
i won't be around much friends
so Merry Christmas!

[Long Con]

UE Mafia
Is going at a strong pace
Haiku stands still

I do not think, though,
That it will be a problem
We'll get back to this

And when we do, friends,
We might just ask ourselves when...
When did Dom vote me?

[Ricochet]

Indeed we should make
A return and I will try
That this afternoon

Meanwhile unvoting
My jest vote and placeholding
On my own self's spot.

[Ricochet]

M'kay such lazy day
Cuz tis still Christmas you know
See what I can do

(Or perhaps Sorsha
Could bump the deadline once more
For everyone's sake...? )

I will try to delve
Back into reads, but here are
Preliminaries

Do not recall zeeb
Being present much and her
Past votes were sketchy

LA's been low post
For days now; her "vibes" list not
Nuff for cred no more.

Dom threw darts at peeps
Without recall of a sense
In his judging ways.

All these seem sketchy
Does anyone feel different
Or read them better?

On to Goldeeny
I find his story in a
Classic dillema:

G-Man was offed so
Is it a frame or is it
A baddie clean up?

Would also label
Con as potential deep wolf
Given his actions

He pinpoints suspects
But if they will prove wrong
And he will prove bad

A few more such hunts
Under his "guidance" and we
Will be toasteroo.

Addendum: Floyd, if
I was on to you and you
Now coast, I will scream.

Please offer input
Yours meals and beers can wait in
Refrigerators.

[Ricochet]

Vote reading comes off
Beyond uninspiring due
To how spread it was.

Only other vote
On mislynch was Floyd, testing
A suss old as heck.

Rationale, in fact
Was Dragon's being snarky.
Pretty much it? Bleh.

[Golden]

Do not recall zeeb
Being present much and her
Past votes were sketchy

I remember I
Liked zebra's vote on day one
But she is not here

There was one point where
I forgot she was playing
That's some big time lurk

LA's been low post
For days now; her "vibes" list not
Nuff for cred no more.

I agree with this
I've seen nutella take heat
early and often

So early on I
opposed her lynch but now she
needs to contribute

Dom threw darts at peeps
Without recall of a sense
In his judging ways.

I have no idea
What dom is up to this game
"blindfold darts" seems apt

The question I have
Is it all because he's ill?
or despite that fact

He seems no more 'there'
In other games he has played
than what he does here

Rico, how do you
Think dom's play in Godspeed does
compare to him here?

On to Goldeeny
I find his story in a
Classic dillema:

G-Man was offed so
Is it a frame or is it
A baddie clean up?

Indeed it felt like
A stitch-up to me, just two
mislynches needed

Of course the answer
Is easy for me because
I have seen my role

Would also label
Con as potential deep wolf
Given his actions

Con and llama are
my top two town reads right now
But con is lesser

I'd say that if there
a deepwolf then it's you! But
con would be second

Llama would shock me
if he was bad, he seems so
Obviously civ

Addendum: Floyd, if
I was on to you and you
Now coast, I will scream.

He is my top suss
for who is setting me up
with his recent posts

Making far too much
of my vote for INH
When I had no time

It was self-defence
Unless I hit a baddie
I'd always look bad

It's an easy mark
to talk me up with your posts
then take G-Man out

Last note: you forgot
to even mention marmot
I think that's telling

Under the radar
Chaos marmot is flying
Thus wraps up my thoughts

[Golden]

One and a half hours
That's all the time we have left
That's not very much

[Ricochet]

In living room on
tablet so my quoting skills
Will be mostly shit

Rico, how do you
Think dom's play in Godspeed does
compare to him here?

I am not a fan
On placing host input on
Game analysis

Nonetheless he is
Hard to crack whatever card
He puts on the table

If he would tunnel
More like in Parks I'd be
Slightly more at ease.

But this? Heck, good Dom
And bad Dom could be caring
Just about the same.

Last note: you forgot
to even mention marmot
I think that's telling

Did not cover all.
Time and place for everyone.
What should I speak of?

[Golden]

It's less so as host
More as someone who was there
I stopped following

re: the marmot
You covered all other peeps
Nothing to speak of

On that I agree
He is an enigma wrapped
in a furry hide

[Golden]

I'm voting for dom
I don't want another tie
Nor to hang around

[Golden]

I'll pop in later
Just to make sure there's no cause
to reconsider

[Long Con]

I voted for Dom
Earlier, when on the road
So I didn't post

I wanted my vote
To be known before I'm home
S'you know where I stand

I have not rethought
My suspicions from before
Dom, Rico, Llama

[Ricochet]

You covered all other peeps

Oh lol guess I did
Still, I have nothing to say
Refrigerator

[a2thezebra]

Nay, Long Con is bad
Dom is just off his game, hey
I did not choose it

[Long Con]

Nay, Long Con is bad
Dom is just off his game, hey
I did not choose it

Do not go that way
I'm not bad and I think you're not
Dom ain't "off his game"

[Ricochet]

Movie over so
It's decision time if
The Day will conclude

I will not do the
Bidding of a wagon with
Dom and Zeeb on it

So Dom it is then
Hope it lands on a good catch
Otherwise shruggy shrug

[Golden]

Nay, Long Con is bad
Dom is just off his game, hey
I did not choose it

What do you mean zeebs
Are you claiming a vote force?
I don't quite follow