Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}

[Epignosis]

Hey Epi, is LC your baddie teammate?

Kiss my ass.

[DharmaHelper]

Personally I think one or two of my posts in this game have been the funniest on the site period.

[Epignosis]

Personally I think one or two of my posts in this game have been the funniest on the site period.

Nobody cares.

[Long Con]

Hey Epi, is LC your baddie teammate?

I wish!

I am done interacting with LC. If people think he's got me pegged, they're fools. Other shit to do besides engage with someone who has never gotten me right a single time in the history of mafia.

The Epi doth protest too much, methinks!

And I got you exactly right in Mass Effect. We can debate the various alignments that we both could have been considered as, but that does not change the fact that you did exactly what I said you were going to do all along. I'll drop the mic on that shit right here.

[Long Con]

Personally I think one or two of my posts in this game have been the funniest on the site period.

Don't listen to that sourpuss. I always appreciate your humour and your presence in a game.

[DharmaHelper]

Personally I think one or two of my posts in this game have been the funniest on the site period.

Nobody cares.

[Quin]

Hey Epi, is LC your baddie teammate?

Kiss my ass.

I just found the argument slightly silly, especially coming from "Fuck meta" Epignosis.

[Long Con]

@Host:

a) What is Public Ranking Voting?

b) What is mutiny?

[DharmaHelper]

Hey Epi, is LC your baddie teammate?

Kiss my ass.

I just found the argument slightly silly, especially coming from "Fuck meta" Epignosis.

One of those words is two letters too long.

[Quin]

Hey Epi, is LC your baddie teammate?

Kiss my ass.

I just found the argument slightly silly, especially coming from "Fuck meta" Epignosis.

One of those words is two letters too long.

no homo

[Epignosis]

Hey Epi, is LC your baddie teammate?

I wish!

I am done interacting with LC. If people think he's got me pegged, they're fools. Other shit to do besides engage with someone who has never gotten me right a single time in the history of mafia.

The Epi doth protest too much, methinks!

And I got you exactly right in Mass Effect. We can debate the various alignments that we both could have been considered as, but that does not change the fact that you did exactly what I said you were going to do all along. I'll drop the mic on that shit right here.

Nope. I will fight you forever.

I was a guy who could pick his alignment.

You didn't get me exactly anything because I hadn't chosen a side, and I didn't do exactly what you said I would do. You said I would side with the Reapers and pretend to be a civilian. In fact, I sided with the Reapers and blatantly told everyone I sided with the Reapers.

You are so full of yourself thinking you got one over on me when you didn't.

But you say whatever you need to say to make people think you have my number.

[insertnamehere]

@Host:

a) What is Public Ranking Voting?

b) What is mutiny?

a) Public Ranking Voting has everyone in the game ranking each other from most suspicious to least suspicious. The most statistically suspicious person according to the group is then lynched.

b) mu•ti•ny (myo͞otˈn-ē)

n.
Open rebellion against constituted authority, especially rebellion of sailors against superior officers.

[DharmaHelper]

A) Sounds dope as fuck.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I definitely choose karaoke.

[Quin]

@Host:

a) What is Public Ranking Voting?

b) What is mutiny?

a) Public Ranking Voting has everyone in the game ranking each other from most suspicious to least suspicious. The most statistically suspicious person according to the group is then lynched.

b) mu•ti•ny (myo͞otˈn-ē)

n.
Open rebellion against constituted authority, especially rebellion of sailors against superior officers.

just look at this guy and his cryptic mechanics

[Epignosis]

And guess what? I'm going to lay low tomorrow.

I am in charge of an entire church service. Music, announcements, sermon! I'm doing it all. So you probably won't see me much tomorrow either.

I'm laying low. I volunteered to do all this to keep my bad role a secret.

[DharmaHelper]

And guess what? I'm going to lay low tomorrow.

I am in charge of an entire church service. Music, announcements, sermon! I'm doing it all. So you probably won't see me much tomorrow either.

I'm laying low. I volunteered to do all this to keep my bad role a secret.

[Epignosis]

And guess what? I'm going to lay low tomorrow.

I am in charge of an entire church service. Music, announcements, sermon! I'm doing it all. So you probably won't see me much tomorrow either.

I'm laying low. I volunteered to do all this to keep my bad role a secret.

"Let beer be for those who are perishing, wine for those who are in anguish! Let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more." -Proverbs 31:6-7

I guarantee you none of these church people have heard this one.

[Long Con]

Hey Epi, is LC your baddie teammate?

I wish!

I am done interacting with LC. If people think he's got me pegged, they're fools. Other shit to do besides engage with someone who has never gotten me right a single time in the history of mafia.

The Epi doth protest too much, methinks!

And I got you exactly right in Mass Effect. We can debate the various alignments that we both could have been considered as, but that does not change the fact that you did exactly what I said you were going to do all along. I'll drop the mic on that shit right here.

Nope. I will fight you forever.

I was a guy who could pick his alignment.

You didn't get me exactly anything because I hadn't chosen a side, and I didn't do exactly what you said I would do. You said I would side with the Reapers and pretend to be a civilian. In fact, I sided with the Reapers and blatantly told everyone I sided with the Reapers.

You are so full of yourself thinking you got one over on me when you didn't.

But you say whatever you need to say to make people think you have my number.

I have never even brought it up dude. You're the one who brought Mass Effect into the conversation. I don't want to "make people think" anything. I'm just trying to lynch a baddie, and you are that baddie.

[Long Con]

And guess what? I'm going to lay low tomorrow.

I am in charge of an entire church service. Music, announcements, sermon! I'm doing it all. So you probably won't see me much tomorrow either.

I'm laying low. I volunteered to do all this to keep my bad role a secret.

"Let beer be for those who are perishing, wine for those who are in anguish! Let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more." -Proverbs 31:6-7

I guarantee you none of these church people have heard this one.

Well damn, I might just put aside my atheism for a night to party with... Mr Proverbs.

[Epignosis]

Please lynch me tomorrow so LC can learn something about himself.

[Long Con]

Please lynch me tomorrow so LC can learn something about himself.

I'm always open to some education! When do I vote?

[DharmaHelper]

I prefer Ezekiel 25:17

[Ricochet]

P O P P Y I'm Poppy!
P O P P Y I'm Poppy!
P O P P Y I'm Poppy!
P O P P Y That's me!

Now look what you have doooone
All my family is goooone
Hope you had your fuuuun
'Cause this game's undone

Endphase was just feeeed
Of the chicken, seeeed
Nothing for me to reeead
Just my heart to bleed

[Long Con]

Now look what you have doooone
All my family is goooone

Oh yeah, that thing. I haven't seen Blue Velvet, but someone (RIP G-Man?) mentioned a roleclaim in this. Are you roleclaiming a daughter whose parents have both been killed in this game? It's right over my head, because I don't know the characters.

[Long Con]

Endphase was just feeeed
Of the chicken, seeeed
Nothing for me to reeead
Just my heart to bleed

I can't believe that you of all people would have the gall to complain that there's not enough information/discussion during any phase of this game. If that's what you're doing. That's what I interpret from you calling endphase chicken-feed.

My only criticism of you in this game has been that you were specifically restricting yourself to OMGUS suspicions. If you want to criticize the rest of us for not doing well enough, then start doing better yourself. Good night.

[Ricochet]

Now look what you have doooone
All my family is goooone

Oh yeah, that thing. I haven't seen Blue Velvet, but someone (RIP G-Man?) mentioned a roleclaim in this. Are you roleclaiming a daughter whose parents have both been killed in this game? It's right over my head, because I don't know the characters.

P O P P Y That's Poppy!
P O P P Y That's Poppy!
P O P P Y That's Poppy!
P O P P Y That's me!

First you killed my dad-dyyyy
Then you killed my mom-myyyy
And you went after meeee
Clearly family spree

I can't believe that you of all people would have the gall to complain that there's not enough information/discussion during any phase of this game. If that's what you're doing. That's what I interpret from you calling endphase chicken-feed.

My only criticism of you in this game has been that you were specifically restricting yourself to OMGUS suspicions. If you want to criticize the rest of us for not doing well enough, then start doing better yourself. Good night.

If after all that talk
All you did was knock
One of Williams's flock,
Then whole phase was wok

I don't know what to doooo
Now that I'm orphan, boooo
Mike has not called baaaack
Maybe he's wolf pack

[S~V~S]

I actually feel better about my G-Man suspicion so I'm putting my vote there.

Also I think SVS was wrong about the person who want(ed) to be lynched.

Maybe. I think what he said and what he did were very different. At the time it was happening, Wilgys lynch (and this is who you mean?), him putting up Satan-like avatars, and some of the stuff he was saying, I thought he wanted to by lynched. But maybe he wanted people to THINK he wanted to be lynched so they would NOT lynch him (triple WIFOM deluxe with cheese)? He sounded pretty OK with it in his PMs, but it's hard to say. When I go over it, I can come to either conclusion.

His role reveal (which he told me would lead to understanding) actually did the opposite. His role would be the one that could be an info role, an actual Detective, based on the film. But one of the names he gave me as bad was the name of someone I trust. Another name was G Man, who, based on his role, was probably not bad imo. So I do not think he was an info role~ so not sure what there was to learn there or if I am just being hugely obtuse (which is super possible) and Wilgy is screaming at his screen how dopey I am.

So I very much want to see role flips, and hopefully the flips of those who have already died.

Now look what you have doooone
All my family is goooone

Oh yeah, that thing. I haven't seen Blue Velvet, but someone (RIP G-Man?) mentioned a roleclaim in this. Are you roleclaiming a daughter whose parents have both been killed in this game? It's right over my head, because I don't know the characters.

There is a teenage girl in the film, Sandy. In the film both her parents are alive. In this game, they are not (Wilgy and G Man were Det & Mrs Williams). It was a good film, it broke ground for some things that are commonplace in film now. I don't know that you would have Tarantino in his current form without Blue Velvet breaking some ground. It's a tiny bit dated, but it is very unique. You should try it.

*voted Alignment Reveal*

[S~V~S]

EBWOP, also skimmed LC vs Epi,and meh. I have seen them do this before, and I have done it with both of them myself. It did nit tell me much I already don't know about either of them.

Happy Fathers Day, you two (and all the other daddies and I hope G Mans kids have stopped puking)!

[Epignosis]

I actually feel better about my G-Man suspicion so I'm putting my vote there.

Also I think SVS was wrong about the person who want(ed) to be lynched.

Maybe. I think what he said and what he did were very different. At the time it was happening, Wilgys lynch (and this is who you mean?), him putting up Satan-like avatars, and some of the stuff he was saying, I thought he wanted to by lynched. But maybe he wanted people to THINK he wanted to be lynched so they would NOT lynch him (triple WIFOM deluxe with cheese)? He sounded pretty OK with it in his PMs, but it's hard to say. When I go over it, I can come to either conclusion.

His role reveal (which he told me would lead to understanding) actually did the opposite. His role would be the one that could be an info role, an actual Detective, based on the film. But one of the names he gave me as bad was the name of someone I trust. Another name was G Man, who, based on his role, was probably not bad imo. So I do not think he was an info role~ so not sure what there was to learn there or if I am just being hugely obtuse (which is super possible) and Wilgy is screaming at his screen how dopey I am.

So I very much want to see role flips, and hopefully the flips of those who have already died.

Now look what you have doooone
All my family is goooone

Oh yeah, that thing. I haven't seen Blue Velvet, but someone (RIP G-Man?) mentioned a roleclaim in this. Are you roleclaiming a daughter whose parents have both been killed in this game? It's right over my head, because I don't know the characters.

There is a teenage girl in the film, Sandy. In the film both her parents are alive. In this game, they are not (Wilgy and G Man were Det & Mrs Williams). It was a good film, it broke ground for some things that are commonplace in film now. I don't know that you would have Tarantino in his current form without Blue Velvet breaking some ground. It's a tiny bit dated, but it is very unique. You should try it.

*voted Alignment Reveal*

It's a Royale with Cheese.

[DharmaHelper]

A man walks into town one morning, straight into the saloon.

He gathers the attention of the townsfolk and says "It'll rain tomorrow." which the townsfolk can't possibly believe, because it has been the longest drought in history.

So the guy says "Fine, I'll bet $500 dollars it rains tomorrow." and the townsfolk, eager to make money, take him up on the bet.

The next day it rains.

How interesting.

[Long Con]

Three hours later, I think it's safe to assume no one gets it.

Like the semantics joke.

[DharmaHelper]

Three hours later, I think it's safe to assume no one gets it.

Like the semantics joke.

Gets what
You haven't heard the punchline yet.

[Long Con]

Guy walks into a bar. Asks the bartender for a fruit punch.

Bartender scowls at him, says, "Buddy, if you want punch, you gotta wait in line!"

So, the guy looks around, there's no punch line.

[DharmaHelper]

But doctor, I am Pagliacci.

[nutella]

I got the semantics joke get rekt LC

[DharmaHelper]

I just want to point out that on a personal level I think it is weak that a juicy INH twist/mechanic in this game is "Alignment Reveals"

[Long Con]

I got the semantics joke get rekt LC

No U

I just want to point out that on a personal level I think it is weak that a juicy INH twist/mechanic in this game is "Alignment Reveals"

It does make things a little more difficult to work out. I mean... maybe we're one lynch away from victory?

[timmer]

A man walks into town one morning, straight into the saloon.

He gathers the attention of the townsfolk and says "It'll rain tomorrow." which the townsfolk can't possibly believe, because it has been the longest drought in history.

So the guy says "Fine, I'll bet $500 dollars it rains tomorrow." and the townsfolk, eager to make money, take him up on the bet.

The next day it rains.

How interesting.

Oh, like, it rains bullets?

[Epignosis]

It does make things a little more difficult to work out. I mean... maybe we're one lynch away from victory?

That's not possible for you.

[Long Con]

It does make things a little more difficult to work out. I mean... maybe we're one lynch away from victory?

That's not possible for you.

Are you the last one? Just be honest.

[insertnamehere]

DAY 3

Spoiler: show

90. INT. DOROTHY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

SUDDENLY, Jeffrey hears something. A key going in the door. He bolts toward the closet. He flies inside it and is swinging the door shut as the front door opens.

The front door shuts and the living room lights go on. Jeffrey can see Dorothy come toward him. She walks RIGHT UP, almost to his face, when the phone RINGS.

She turns immediately and goes to answer it. Jeffrey almost passes out. He thought he'd had it. He overhears.

DOROTHY
(on the phone)
Hello. Yes. yes sir, Frank. Let me talk to him. Please Frank, sir. I like to sing Blue Velvet. Don? It's okay. Don't worry. Don? Can you hear me? Is Little Donny really dead? Is he there? Don? What teenage girl? Frank?! Is Little Donny dead, that's what I want to fucking know. When? Okay. In an hour. I'll be sweet. Momma loves you. Okay Frank, sir.

She hangs up the phone hard and puts her head in her hands.

DOROTHY
(to herself)
Frank, you son of a bitch!

91. INT. DOROTHY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

Jeffrey's face. He sees Dorothy - in a towel. He quickly moves back into the closet as far as he can.

She opens the door, reaches in and gets a blue velvet robe. She doesn't see Jeffrey even though he isn't well hidden. She closes the door. It CLICKS shut.

He HEARS her WALKING AGAIN. Now he can see her. She sits down on her bed. She looks up. Just as Jeffrey shifts his weight. She looks at the closet strangely, but then calmly picks up a book and thumbs through it. She slowly gets up.

SUDDENLY, he hears a DRAWER OPEN, and just as suddenly, the CLOSET DOOR FLIES OPEN, and there she is with a pistol pointed right at him. When
she realizes that SOMEONE IS REALLY THERE, she SCREAMS ONCE, very loud.

DOROTHY
(crazy scream, then)
GET OUT OF THERE!! GET OUT!! Put your hands up, on your head. GO ON!! Get down on your knees - DO IT!! What are you doing? Who are you? What's your name? WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

JEFFREY
Jeffrey. Jeffrey Beaumont.

DOROTHY
What're you doing in my apartment, Jeffrey Beaumont?

JEFFREY
I wanted to see you.

DOROTHY
What? Are you kidding me? Who sent you here?

JEFFREY
Nobody.

DOROTHY
Shit. You better tell me something.

JEFFREY
It was an experiment. Just to see if I could do it.

DOROTHY
An experiment? Hey, I've seen you before.

JEFFREY
I sprayed your apartment. I took your key. I really didn't mean to do anything but see you.

DOROTHY
Tell me what you saw tonight. TELL ME.

JEFFREY
(scared, nervous)
I saw you come in, talk on the phone. Get undressed.

DOROTHY
(interrupting)
The phone. What did you hear on the phone? Tell me. Word for word.

JEFFREY
(trying to remember)
You said hello. to Frank. You wanted to talk to someone? Don? You said something about Little Donny being dead and something about a teenage girl. I don't remember any more. Then you got undressed.

Dorothy stares at Jeffrey studying him for some time thinking.

DOROTHY
How many times have you sneaked into girls' apartments and watched them undress?

JEFFREY
(quietly; feeling guilty)
Never before this.

DOROTHY
How'd you like it if someone sneaked into your house and watched you?
(gets an idea)
Get undressed. I want to see you.

JEFFREY
No. Come on.

DOROTHY
NO, you come on. Take off your pants. I want to see you.

JEFFREY
Look. I'm sorry. Just let me leave.

DOROTHY
No way.

Dorothy moves to the kitchen counter and gets a knife. She goes to Jeffrey. Now she has a knife and a gun. He's scared.

DOROTHY
Get undressed. I want to see you.

Jeffrey begins to undress. First he takes off his shoes and socks, then his shirt. He undoes his belt and unzips his pants and takes them off. Now he is only in his underwear.

Dorothy has a strange look on her face. She reaches out and pulls Jeffrey's underpants down to his knees. She looks at him.

DOROTHY
Don't move. Don't look at me.

Jeffrey's eyes close with nervous ecstasy as Dorothy begins touching him.

DOROTHY
Do you like that?

JEFFREY
Yes.

He tries to touch her.

DOROTHY
Don't move or I'll kill you.

There's a KNOCK, KNOCK on the door. Dorothy looks VERY frightened. She quickly moves a finger to her lips in a "quiet" sign and whispers to Jeffrey.

DOROTHY
(whispers, frantic)
Shut up. Hurry! Go in the closet. Don't say anything or you'll get killed. I mean it.

KNOCKING is heard louder at the door. Jeffrey picks up all his clothes and gets in the closet. He's naked and hiding in the closet. Dorothy closes her robe and glides to the front door.

Jeffrey sees THE MAN IN THE LEATHER JACKET, FRANK BOOTH come in.

He comes into the room slowly, always looking at Dorothy. He sits on the couch.

DOROTHY
Hello, baby.

FRANK
(annoyed, condescending)
Shut up. It's daddy. Shithead.

DOROTHY
Hello, daddy.

FRANK
(can't-you-remember-anything-attitude)
My bourbon.

Dorothy goes into the kitchen to get Frank his drink. As she passes the closet, Jeffrey can see the fear in her face.

She returns with a small glass of bourbon and hands it to Frank. Frank sips on it.

FRANK
Did you get my love letter? Little fucker died quickly. Like he knew what was comin'.

Dorothy begins to silently cry.

FRANK
Now, I thought, that'd be the end of the shit. Kill her kid, and she'll shut the fuck up, and realize the fucking situation. But no, as I'm walking over to this apartment, guess who I see?

DOROTHY
(feebly)
Who, Frank?

FRANK
Some blond teenage cunt. Sitting out front, listening to some fuckin' annoying ass song about someone named Poppy or some shit. It was so fuckin' loud.

DOROTHY
(interrupting)
I don't know any teenage girls, Frank!

FRANK
Shut the fuck up. So, I ask her what the fuck she's doing, with a little persuasion from my gun, and she starts sobbing like a baby about her dead parents, and how it's all my fault.

JEFFREY
(himself)
Sandy...

DOROTHY
I don't know what this has to do with me-

Frank SLAPS Dorothy in the face.

FRANK
Then I ask her why she knew where to find me. And she starts fucking saying all sorts of shit about you, Dorothy.

DOROTHY
What-what happened?

FRANK
(mocking)
What happened? I blew her fucking brains out in her car, that's what happened.

Ricochet has died. He was Sandy Williams, a vanilla civilian.

It is now Day 3. You have 48 hours to vote in the poll.

[insertnamehere]

DrWilgy/Detective Williams: Vanilla civilian
Sprityo/Little Donny: Vanilla civilian
G-Man/Mrs. Williams: Vanilla civilian
Ricochet/Sandy Williams: Vanilla civilian

[nutella]

DrWilgy/Detective Williams: Vanilla civilian
Sprityo/Little Donny: Vanilla civilian
G-Man/Mrs. Williams: Vanilla civilian
Ricochet/Sandy Williams: Vanilla civilian

Well damn.

[Sloonei]

DrWilgy/Detective Williams: Vanilla civilian
Sprityo/Little Donny: Vanilla civilian
G-Man/Mrs. Williams: Vanilla civilian
Ricochet/Sandy Williams: Vanilla civilian

Well damn.

Were you hoping one of them would be a power role?

[Epignosis]

So civilians are taking votes for doing zany things. Gee- didn't see that one coming.

Ricochet wanted llama lynched. That's what I took away from his most recent posts.

sprityo looks like a safe kill since he declared he was going to keep his cards close to his chest and then made like he had some other revealing information to share. Protip: If you have something important to tell, either tell it, or say nothing at all. Announcing you have something is only useful if you were trying to draw the kill, in which case, congratulations sprityo.

[DharmaHelper]

After the rain is done, and just before the man is set to collect his $500, four more men come into town.

"That's the guy who says he can make it rain." they say, pointing at the fellow.

"You know him?" say the townsfolk.

"Yeah, he owes each of us $100."

[DharmaHelper]

A Rico kill makes me think these idiot mafia are being dumb.

[Epignosis]

After the rain is done, and just before the man is set to collect his $500, four more men come into town.

"That's the guy who says he can make it rain." they say, pointing at the fellow.

"You know him?" say the townsfolk.

"Yeah, he owes each of us $100."

Then the four new men go to the saloon and...

Spoiler: show

make it rain..

[DharmaHelper]

Would it make sense for mafia who are paying attention to the game to kill Rico, a fellow who had accrued so much suspicion.