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I figured this section is probably the best place for this sort of thing...

Years ago I ran something like this at work and people seemed to have fun with it. I know we have a diverse membership base here, so I'm curious if there will be enough interest.

Fantasy Sports can be fun but it can also be really time-consuming. With G-Man's EZ Fantasy Football, you can still live vicariously through the successes of sports teams but without all the extra work each week on your end. Here's how it works:

1) You sign up in the poll.
2) Once the entry deadline closes, I will randomize all participants and we will have a draft. Everybody gets to pick two teams for offense and one team for defense. No two teams are allowed to be exactly the same.
3) Once the draft is complete, I will randomize all participants into divisions and conferences, as necessary.
4) Once divisions and conferences are generated, I will create a schedule of head-to-head match-ups between participants.
5) Each week of the NFL season, participants team sets play against each other in said head-to-head match-ups. Here's how the scoring works:
WEEK 1, Game A: G-Man v. Player X
-The teams I and Player X selected for offense earn us points based on how many points those teams score in their weekly games.
-The teams I and Player X selected for defense cost us points based on how many points those teams give up in their weekly games.

Offense #1 points for + Offense #2 points for - Defense points against = Total Weekly Score

Player X wins if their Total Weekly Score is higher than mine or vice versa.
6) I keep track of all the scoring each week so you don't have to. I have a lovely spreadsheet just waiting to be dusted off and used again.
7) As the NFL season progresses, I will update our season standings in the thread to show how Syndicate participants are doing in their divisions and conferences.
8) Week 14-16 of the NFL season will be our playoffs and the playoff structure will be modeled after the NFL's (depending on how many people sign up for this).
9) Week 17 of the NFL season will be the Syndicate Bowl, where the top two teams face each other and the winner is the league champion.

So, what do you think?
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2015 SEASON PARTICIPANTS:

1. G-Man
2. Dharmahelper
3. Epignosis
4. Golden
5. Metalmarsh89
6. Turnip Head
7. leggyorlyb
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Week 1 - Results
Week 2 - Results
Week 3 - Results
Week 4 - Results
Week 5 - Results
Week 6 - Results
Week 7 - Results
Week 8 - Results
Week 9 - Results
Week 10 - Results
Week 11 - Results
Week 12 - Results
Week 13 - Results
Week 14 - Results
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Don't you mean handegg?
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Ricochet wrote:Don't you mean handegg?
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G-Man wrote:
Ricochet wrote:Don't you mean handegg?
They use their feet occasionally:

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So it's handegg with a slight touch of rugby.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but I gather that you won't be participating.
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I'd consider it.

I prefer regular fantasy football, but as you say, this is easy.
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G-Man wrote:Correct me if I'm wrong but I gather that you won't be participating.
I'm not sure. Sounds complicated.
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Ricochet wrote:
G-Man wrote:Correct me if I'm wrong but I gather that you won't be participating.
I'm not sure. Sounds complicated.
It isn't. What he is proposing is super simple compared to normal fantasy football.
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Epignosis wrote:
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G-Man wrote:Correct me if I'm wrong but I gather that you won't be participating.
I'm not sure. Sounds complicated.
It isn't. What he is proposing is super simple compared to normal fantasy football.
Epi's right. Basically, you pick three teams in the draft and I do all the work from there. All you have to do is check each week and ;airguitar: when you win and :fist: when you lose.
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I think I could manage this, although it still sounds like a draft is involved and that could be difficult.
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Count me in. This doesn't look like it requires a ton of effort on my part. :grin:
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Sweet! Thanks for joining folks. If we can get at least three more people to sign up for the inaugural season, we can start the draft process. Since this is a strictly Points For and Points Against scoring system, I'll try to help you out by posting some PF & PA stats from the last few seasons.

If we have 10 participants or fewer, all of our draft picks (offense and defense) come from one list (10 players = 30 teams and there are 32 NFL teams to pick from). If we get 11-16 participants, then our offenses will be selected from one list and the defenses will be drafted off of a second list of NFL teams. If we have more than 16 participants (doubtful for this first run but you never know), then we'll use three team lists to draft from (2 lists for offense and 1 for defense).

See if you guys can recruit a few more people to take part. The sooner we hit 8 or 10 players, the sooner we can start drafting. The draft will be a rolling process across several days instead of traditional fantasy football where the draft happens all at once at a specified time. This way you can all think about your choices a little and just post your selection in the thread. I'll try to update the draft board regularly once we get to that point.

This was fun at work and I think it will be fun here too.
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I'm in!
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I'll do it or at least try to do it
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I'm going to leave sign-ups open until Noon EST on Thursday (9/3/15). That way we'll have a week before the first game to draft teams.

Try to pressure find a few more recruits! :)
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Here is a link to the site where our season will run. I'll post updates and whatnot here in this thread, where we can talk smack and contemplate who is going to win each week.

If we stay at fewer than 11 players, there will just be two conferences and no divisions. If we get 12 or more, we'll have both conferences and divisions. We'll see how it shakes out. Sign-ups will close tomorrow (Thursday) at noon EST. Then I will randomize a draft order. Once we draft our players, I'll randomize the conferences and create the schedule.
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Sign-ups are now closed. I'll PM you guys a notice shortly as well. I'll be posting on my little blog/site/thing during the season so I can upload pics of the standings out of my spreadsheet. I'll probably post most of the content here in the thread two but the blog/site/thing is sort of a trial run for possibly doing this sort of thing with some other friends of mine next year who don't all congregate in one forum.

So now it's time for the draft. There are 32 NFL teams and eight of us. We each pick three teams (two offense, one defense) and we're locked into them for the whole year. That means 24 teams will be picked, leaving eight on the sidelines. I'm curious to see which teams we leave on the outside looking in.

Here is the list of teams available to be drafted. This list will be edited as we make our draft choices.


Draft Order:

ROUND 1:
1. Turnip Head- INDIANAPOLIS COLTS (offense)
2. DharmaHelper- BALTIMORE RAVENS (offense)
3. Golden- GREEN BAY PACKERS (offense)
4. Epignosis- CAROLINA PANTHERS (defense)
5. Leggyorlyb- SEATTLE SEAHAWKS (offense)
6. MovingPictures07- HOUSTON TEXANS (defense)
7. G-Man- NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS (offense)
8. Metalmarsh89- SAN DIEGO CHARGERS (offense)

ROUND 2:
9. Metalmarsh89- CINCINNATI BENGALS (defense)
10. G-Man- PHILADELPHIA EAGLES (offense)
11. MovingPictures07- DALLAS COWBOYS (offense)
12. Leggyorlyb- DENVER BRONCOS (offense)
13. Epignosis- NEW ORLEANS SAINTS (offense)
14. Golden- BUFFALO BILLS (defense)
15. DharmaHelper- CHICAGO BEARS (offense)
16. Turnip Head- PITTSBURGH STEELERS (offense)

ROUND 3:
17. Turnip Head- ST. LOUIS RAMS (defense)
18. DharmaHelper- NEW YORK JETS (defense)
19. Golden- NEW YORK GIANTS (offense)
20. Epignosis- MINNESOTA VIKINGS (offense)
21. Leggyorlyb- DETROIT LIONS (defense)
22. MovingPictures07- TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS (offense)
23. G-Man- KANSAS CITY CHIEFS (defense)
24. Metalmarsh89- ARIZONA CARDINALS (offense)

Remember that when selecting a team, you must also declare whether you will use them for offense or defense!




UNDRAFTED TEAMS:

ATLANTA FALCONS
CLEVELAND BROWNS
JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS
MIAMI DOLPHINS
OAKLAND RAIDERS
SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS
TENNESSEE TITANS
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Indianapolis OFFENSE
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Well shoot. You guys picked fast!
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Carolina Defense.
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Anyone know where MetalMarsh is at? I'm not sure at what point we just skip him and tweak the draft order around that.
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He just called me and said he wanted Atlanta's D. Next up.
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QUIT TAKING MY DEFENSES!!!!!! :fist: :pout:

I'll take the Seahawks offense.
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Epignosis wrote:He just called me and said he wanted Atlanta's D. Next up.
THIS WAS A JOKE! :omg:

Come on people. :meany:
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Epignosis wrote:
Epignosis wrote:He just called me and said he wanted Atlanta's D. Next up.
THIS WAS A JOKE! :omg:

Come on people. :meany:
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I'm sorry- I just looked up which team had the shittiest offense last year and the Falcons were at the bottom of the list. I thought I was being funny. :sigh:
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Epignosis wrote:I'm sorry- I just looked up which team had the shittiest offense last year and the Falcons were at the bottom of the list. I thought I was being funny. :sigh:
awww now I feel bad :( I was told it was my turn so I came on here and did it real quick. Let me buy you a drink. :beer: :wine: :martini:

(it was funny btw :p )
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I told her it was her turn based on Epig's post say MM took Atlanta's Defense. I saw no reason to disbelieve that statement.
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I'm having a martini before supper. Bombay Sapphire gin...so awesome.
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Epignosis wrote:I'm sorry- I just looked up which team had the shittiest offense last year and the Falcons were at the bottom of the list. I thought I was being funny. :sigh:
And this should say defense, not offense.

So even the explanation of the joke was poor. :disappoint:
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Well MM should have to go one spot lower than leggy now for being slow anyway.

Also, leggy, you thief! :beer:
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Epignosis wrote:I'm sorry- I just looked up which team had the shittiest offense last year and the Falcons were at the bottom of the list. I thought I was being funny. :sigh:
And this should say defense, not offense.

So even the explanation of the joke was poor. :disappoint:
I blame the gin for the poor explanation :p
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I found a post where he said he'd be camping all Labor Day weekend. I had forgotten about that before now. I'll send him a PM for when he gets back. I'll give him until noon tomorrow to make his pick or he gets bumped to the end of the draft order. Hopefully we'll all get our selections made before Thursday's game or that might make things a little weird.
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Marmots, what are they good for, amirite?
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Alrighty. It's noon and MM hasn't popped out of his hole to either look for his shadow or pick a team, so the draft order has been altered. He's now at the end of the first round. I'll send out a revised draft order shortly.

Leggyorlyb- you are up! MP07, you are on deck.
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I'll still take the Seahawks offense.
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leggyorlyb wrote:I'll still take the Seahawks offense.
I figured you still wanted them but I didn't want to presume. Gutsy move though. I'd have picked them for their defense.


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Okay, I'll take the Houston Texans for defense.
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MovingPictures07 wrote:Okay, I'll take the Houston Texans for defense.
Damn you! You stole my idea. :fist: :P

Now I gotta think about my choice some more. Do I try to snatch two good offenses early and hope a decent defense is left at the end or do I pick a good offense and a good defense early and hope that my second offense can hold its own? :shrug:
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Sorry about that. :P

I don't follow football at all, so I just spent a couple of minutes looking at current defense/offense rankings, and told myself I'd pick either a Texas-based team or the Bengals (because Cincinnati :noble:) for my first team. As I grew up in Cinci, for years the Bengals were TERRIBLE, and it seems they've at least gotten better, but I noticed Houston was better at defense than Cinci was at offense or defense, so that was my thought process. XD
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How accurate are offense/defense rankings at this stage typically in predicting how well teams do throughout the season in either regard?
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MovingPictures07 wrote:How accurate are offense/defense rankings at this stage typically in predicting how well teams do throughout the season in either regard?
About as accurate as Jay Cutler's arm.
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MovingPictures07 wrote:How accurate are offense/defense rankings at this stage typically in predicting how well teams do throughout the season in either regard?
Sports statistics are tough to use as predictive data. It helps more to know which teams had the most turnover or injuries in the offseason. Past results do not indicate future results but good teams tend to stay good (whether on offense or defense) for a few years at a time. There's always the great equalizer called injury though.

I pick New England for offense. I hate Tom Brady and the Patriots but for this, I'll mooch off their offensive prowess.


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Turnip Head wrote:
MovingPictures07 wrote:How accurate are offense/defense rankings at this stage typically in predicting how well teams do throughout the season in either regard?
About as accurate as Jay Cutler's arm.
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Here's an updated list, since we're on a second page of posts now:
G-Man wrote: Teams Available:
ARIZONA CARDINALS
ATLANTA FALCONS
BUFFALO BILLS
CHICAGO BEARS
CINCINNATI BENGALS
CLEVELAND BROWNS
DALLAS COWBOYS
DENVER BRONCOS
DETROIT LIONS
JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
MIAMI DOLPHINS
MINNESOTA VIKINGS
NEW ORLEANS SAINTS
NEW YORK GIANTS
NEW YORK JETS
OAKLAND RAIDERS
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
PITTSBURGH STEELERS
SAN DIEGO CHARGERS
SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS
ST. LOUIS RAMS
TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS
TENNESSEE TITANS
WASHINGTON REDSKINS


Draft Order:

ROUND 1:
1. Turnip Head- INDIANAPOLIS COLTS (offense)
2. DharmaHelper- BALTIMORE RAVENS (offense)
3. Golden- GREEN BAY PACKERS (offense)
4. Epignosis- CAROLINA PANTHERS (defense)
5. Leggyorlyb- SEATTLE SEAHAWKS (offense)
6. MovingPictures07- HOUSTON TEXANS (defense)
7. G-Man- NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS (offense)
8. Metalmarsh89

ROUND 2:
9. Metalmarsh89
10. G-Man
11. MovingPictures07
12. Leggyorlyb
13. Epignosis
14. Golden
15. DharmaHelper
16. Turnip Head

ROUND 3:
17. Turnip Head
18. DharmaHelper
19. Golden
20. Epignosis
21. Leggyorlyb
22. MovingPictures07
23. G-Man
24. Metalmarsh89
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