[DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

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We can do this!
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OMG, this is going to be tough...
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I am not a prisoner.
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Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

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Sorry I got unstuck in time.
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Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

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Prisoner 208986 wrote:
Prisoner 640326 wrote:Hooray we get to shank somebody
Did we miss a time period or are you talking about good ole' 153?
We're just referring to 153. They seem to want out. I didn't think we'd get a volunteer for shanking but good things come to those who wait I suppose.
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Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

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How are you doing, 208?
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Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

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I've got a few more prison jokes if anyone is in the mood.
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Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

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I'm doing pretty well. We are currently out of town because I've got a dying family member in the hospital so things are a little chaotic and mentally I'm drained. So hard to deal with these life tragedies. I'd love to hear some jokes.
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Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

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How do prisoners make contact with the outside world?
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Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

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I dunno - how?
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He uses his "cell" phone.
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Hope it all works out well 208
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thanks 640 and haha 813
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Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

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Why did Casper the Friendly Ghost get sent to prison?
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Were you granted temporary parole to visit your sick family member 208?
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Naw they just put me in this prison cause its close by. I don't know if I'll see her alive again.
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Whats been up with you two? How are things?
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Prisoner 813142 wrote:Why did Casper the Friendly Ghost get sent to prison?
He was charged with possession.
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Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

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Things are quiet. Prison life know what I'm saying.
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Prisoner 208986 wrote:Whats been up with you two? How are things?
Oh, nothing remarkable. Just sitting in the common area, counting the ceiling tiles for the 1,273rd time.

I've also been pondering some of life's greatest questions- Why am I here? Would I change anything in my past if I could? Do I prefer Ginger or Mary Ann?
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Do you ever end up at a different number when counting?
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No, but it's a way to pass the time. Sometimes I like to imagine that Mini Me is crawling in the ductwork trying to secure my escape.
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Maybe he was but got stuck and suffocated
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You're full of good cheer this morning 640!
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No u
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dutchie pretender
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Nub
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you're good at this - unfortunately I have to go now and take a shower and pack
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Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

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.slaps prisoner 208 around a bit with a large dildo
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Hahahahahahaha
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Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

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Oops. I got pulled away for a bit and didn't see that we had turned over to another page after refreshing. All I saw was 640's post at 11:17 and my clock said 11:48. I was worried. Thank you all for keeping the momentum going. The Warden will be shocked at our victory today.
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Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

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What kind of weird ppp setting do you have?
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I think this sock was auto-set to 50 ppp. It's been a bit disorienting at times but I don't feel like changing the settings.
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Silly sock
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Okay, I've got one more prison joke. Here goes:

What do the prison guards call an inmates last meal?
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I dunno - what?
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I dunno.
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looks like 813 is going to keep us hanging
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Let's shank him if he doesn't tell us the answer
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'Ciao' chow
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haha that was the best one yet!
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Take me in coach
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Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

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Prisoner 640326 wrote:Let's shank him if he doesn't tell us the answer
Now now, let's not get testy. Besides we already have a volunteer for shanking.
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Welcome back, 277.
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Aint no thang
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Riiiight.
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Stuffs and thangs
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whatcha talkin about 640?
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And thangs
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