[DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

[Phoebe Buffay]

whos there?

[Saito]

Trump

[Phoebe Buffay]

I'm not going to let you in but Trump who?

[Saito]

I have many friends. Lots of friends, they tell me I have the best knock knock jokes. Let me just tell you ok? The best knock knock jokes.

[Young Lady]

Ok that made me laugh

[Phoebe Buffay]

Ok but you didn't tell me "Trump who"?

[Phoebe Buffay]

Oh wait I GET IT NOW!

[Gunther]

Two wardens walk into a bar. One falls over. Everybody cheers.

[Young Lady]

But there's still one left

[Rachel Green]

Great work guys several of you have carried this challenge on your backs!

[Spacedaisy]

That hurt Dr. Evil, telling me to bugger off when I'm here rooting for you, and to confirm your win.

[Gunther]

But there's still one left

Yes but with the other one on the ground, we outnumber him.

[Young Lady]

We also outnumber two Wardens

[Gunther]

Okay people, we've got four hours left of this general nonsense. It might be wise to remain posting even after the 24-hour mark just incase there are any "host delays" that might count against our goal.

[Young Lady]

Hey Warden can we have more assignments like this? This one is my favorite so far. Thanks!

[Gunther]

Hey Warden can we have more assignments like this? This one is my favorite so far. Thanks!

Funny, it's been my least favorite so far. If he makes us do another 30-minute-or-fail posting challenge, he might break me.

[Young Lady]

Nah man this is cool. No pressure, just chill and post every once in a while.

[Gunther]

Nah man this is cool. No pressure, just chill and post every once in a while.

Unless your the type who feels compelled to check the "thread" every five frickin' minutes to see if anyone else is around and posting.

[Young Lady]

I guess it helps that I don't feel particularly invested so I just enjoy posting when I can

[Gunther]

Must be nice.

[Young Lady]

It is.

[Young Lady]

b-b-b-b-b-b-brreakfast

[Young Lady]

Uhm hello. Am I the only one left or what

[Gunther]

Cutting it a little close, aren't we?

[Gunther]

Oh. Hello there again. Nice save, 640.

I've been a little tied up, though not in the agreeable, sexually suggestive way.

[Gunther]

I'm coming up on another hit-or-miss stretch here. Hopefully a few others can join the party and keep this post train rolling.

[Gunther]

I see you lurking again, Madame Hostess. No, we didn't slip. Good day.

[Young Lady]

I can be here for about another hour. Somebody else is going to have to do the home stretch.

[Gunther]

I know for sure that I will be around for the final hours. Between then and now will be a little sketchy, if you will.

[Saito]

I gotchu

[Young Lady]

There's only about 3 hours left

[Saito]

Or so you think

[Gunther]

I might be available longer than I thought. That will just push back my window for later though.

[Saito]

Some good news, I just discovered mago tea.

[Gunther]

*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

[Saito]

Mango*

[Gunther]

Everybody's doing a brand-new dance, now

[Gunther]

(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)

[Gunther]

I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now

[Gunther]

(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)

[Gunther]

My little baby sister can do it with me

[Gunther]

It's easier than learning your A-B-C's

[Gunther]

So come on, come on, do the Loco-motion with me

[Gunther]

You gotta swing your hips, now

[Gunther]

Come on

[Gunther]

Jump up

[Gunther]

Jump back

[Gunther]

Well, now, I think you've got the knack

[Young Lady]

[Gunther]

Not a Little Eva/Grand Funk Railroad/Kylie Minogue fan?