Retrocausality Mafia - ENDGAME: A Reprieve in the Desert

[MacDougall]

So your role is

Correctly predict two elections to win the game? When you fulfil your win con you leave the game? You can win with any faction?

[Spacedaisy]

How long until the night is over?

[MacDougall]

I am bored. Please don't kill me. I need this.

[Epignosis]

I am bored. Please don't kill me. I need this.

You won't die.

[Kylemii]

if I die tonight ..........

[Kylemii]

i just want u to know

[Kylemii]

tomatoes are my favorite fruit and my favorite vegetable too

[Kylemii]

so you should try one if you get a chance

[Spacedaisy]

I love tomatoes with alittle salt on them. so tasty.

[MacDougall]

Tomato and avocado and hard cheese with salt and pepper on the tomato and a tiny bit of mayo or something makes for a hectic toast sandwich (not a toasted sandwich, a sandwich in which the bread is toast).

[Kylemii]

fuck dude that sounds great

[ColinIsCool]

Tomato and avocado and hard cheese with salt and pepper on the tomato and a tiny bit of mayo or something makes for a hectic toast sandwich (not a toasted sandwich, a sandwich in which the bread is toast).

Wait, you can eat things without meat in them?

[Kylemii]

do you guys have any other good tomato ideas? I love tomato and basil and some balsamic obviously.

[Kylemii]

with goat cheese

[Kylemii]

Tomato and avocado and hard cheese with salt and pepper on the tomato and a tiny bit of mayo or something makes for a hectic toast sandwich (not a toasted sandwich, a sandwich in which the bread is toast).

Wait, you can eat things without meat in them?

tomato is basically a type of meat, you fool

[Kylemii]

I'm sorry

[sprityo]

You’re all wrong, tomatoes suck

They’re gross and taste like mineral water’s shitty cousin

[ColinIsCool]

I'm sorry

I forgive you

[Kylemii]

You’re all wrong, tomatoes suck

They’re gross and taste like mineral water’s shitty cousin

who do you think you are

[speedchuck]

You’re all wrong, tomatoes suck

They’re gross and taste like mineral water’s shitty cousin

who do you think you are

A guy who knows what tomatoes really are.

Don't buy into the lie!

[speedchuck]

I need to go to bed so I'm ending day five minutes early. Hold on to your heckin' seats.

[speedchuck]

[speedchuck]

DAY 4

Scotty takes up the pen and writes.



... Achilles glared at him and answered, "Fool, prate not to me about covenants. There can be no covenants between men and lions, wolves and lambs can never be of one mind, but hate each other out and out an through. Therefore there can be no understanding between you and me, nor may there be any covenants between us, till one or other shall fall."

"HAHA FOOLS" Scotty yellees, coming on on his chariot that he stole from Hurcules. "I am the god of banana peels, and one of you will fall this day!"

Banananas fly everywhere, and the peels fall to the ground around achilles and the other guy I forget his name.



Achilles steps on a peel with his heel...

"Homer's a poet, right?" Scotty muses. "That should fool them. The rhymes, I mean. That are totally in English and stuff."

And breaks it, falling flat on his Greek cheeks.

"ONE HAS FALLEN, NOW MAKE WITH THE COVENANT" Scotty, god of bananas, roars, ascending into the heavens. "AND WAR NO MORE!"

Scotty begins to chew on his quill pen, forgetting the antiquity of the feather, and then sneezes.

The actual scribe wakes.

"Wha-- Who are you?"

"ABORT!" Scotty screams, and leaps for the zeppelin. Everyone climbs aboard, except for Turnip Head.

"What are you doing, Squidley one?" The tour guide says.

"I like Greece," Turnip Head says, waving a tentacle. Already, multitudes were noticing him and bowing down. "And please, call me Poseidon. Ah hah, ah hah, ah hah!"

The tour guide has no time to argue. He leaves the pantsless squid behind, and the crew is lost to time again.

"I picked up a bunch of immature people," the guide says, counting over them. "And look, another one gone. I am going to get such bad reviews on future Yelp."

TURNIP HEAD HAS ACSENDED TO GODHOOD AND PERMANENTLY VANISHED.
MACDOUGALL HAS VANISHED.
SCOTTY HAS BEEN ELECTED.
IT IS NOW DAY 4. 48 HOURS REMAIN.

[ColinIsCool]

Is Squidward a time traveler ... ?

[Kylemii]

omg he was actually telling the truth

[Spacedaisy]

That was unfortunate.

[Kylemii]

Is Squidward a time traveler ... ?

yeah squidward time travels once

[ColinIsCool]

omg he was actually telling the truth

I don’t get it man.
BTW [mention]speedchuck[/mention] the poll is a little messed up

[speedchuck]

Is Squidward a time traveler ... ?

[Kylemii]

[Kylemii]

ok well the good news is, assuming a mafia team of 4, we're gauranteed to have lynched at least one mafia by now otherwise the game would be over.

[Kylemii]

[mention]speedchuck[/mention] would we be informed of lylo

[speedchuck]

@speedchuck would we be informed of lylo

And MYLO and such

[Kylemii]

it's time for.mm......... trustfalls I think

[Kylemii]

is anyone interested

[Spacedaisy]

What does a trust fall entail?

[Spacedaisy]

Why is Epi not on the poll and Macdougall is?

[speedchuck]

Keep notifying me of wrong thingzzzzzz

[sprityo]

Daisy, Scotty, are you guys gonna answer me or naw?

[sprityo]

Keep notifying me of wrong thingzzzzzz

Is your refrigerator running?

[MacDougall]

I am bored. Please don't kill me. I need this.

You won't die.

... you lied to me.

[Scotty]

Daisy, Scotty, are you guys gonna answer me or naw?

Sorry, been busy all day. Catching up now

[sprityo]

Scotty, what’s your take on Epi and Kyle?

[Scotty]

@Scotty I know golden's role because Choutas role-copped him night 1.
Sadly however that was my one and only role cop.
I also know Daisy visited Scotty night 2. That was my other One-Shot.

So now i flip it back to you scotty, what item did you recieve day3 and how is @Spacedaisy connected?

and if any of you REALLY care about the flavor, it's Link from Ocarina of time (adult and child)

Woah.

I don’t know how SD is connected, but I got some nice cookies.

As far as I know, they don’t do anything. But I want to eat them because cookies.

It sounds like if you are the watcher, that she gave them to me?

[Scotty]

Ok, I haven't finished reading through Golden's ISO yet but there are a few things I can say at this point.

First, I have now been briefed and had the benefit of reading most of Golden's thread and some of the posts he was commenting on and I can say I absolutely see Scotty, Daisy, and Mac as civ.

Second, I am not sure I concur with his list of baddies, I will have to put in more effort (i.e., read sig, Luna, Epi, lapluie) before I can give you an opinion there.

Third, I have no intention of pursuing the argument with Epi and to an extent Mac about voting with people I see as civ in a block. Golden was passionate about that but I think it started because as he said he really didn't have time to coordinate/convince the other three of his opinion. Me personally, I have no interest in the argument and hope we can resolve any bad feelings that may have arisen.

Fourth, I am no Golden. I am not the savvy player he is and tend to be less confident in my reads. He appears to have been quite a force in the thread, very dynamic and charismatic. I have a much quieter affect so I hope we don't lose too much momentum as a town because of my personality difference.

Ok that's all I have to say for now, back to reading.

Hi juliets!

Let’s vote in a civ bloc

Kthnx









(Kidding)

[sprityo]

@Scotty I know golden's role because Choutas role-copped him night 1.
Sadly however that was my one and only role cop.
I also know Daisy visited Scotty night 2. That was my other One-Shot.

So now i flip it back to you scotty, what item did you recieve day3 and how is @Spacedaisy connected?

and if any of you REALLY care about the flavor, it's Link from Ocarina of time (adult and child)

Woah.

I don’t know how SD is connected, but I got some nice cookies.

As far as I know, they don’t do anything. But I want to eat them because cookies.

It sounds like if you are the watcher, that she gave them to me?

Not a watch, I tracked daisy on night 2 with my oneshot track. She visited you so that means you got the cookie from her

[sprityo]

I know golden said he trusted daisy as his core town, I don’t think he said why outside of his own beliefs. Did you feel the same Scotty?

[sprityo]

Yknow I always forget it’s like midnight so everyone is asleep, it’s 8 in the morning here, so I guess I’ll just have to wait until later to be asking questions and stuff

[Spacedaisy]

Daisy, Scotty, are you guys gonna answer me or naw?

I must've missed the question, what was it?

[Spacedaisy]

[mention]Scotty[/mention], You should definitely eat the cookie. It's delicious. Also, if someone has the ability to rez I formally request we bring Mac back. ASAP please!