[GAME OVER] Chicka Chicka 1, 2, 3

#2321

This Eloh lynch looks too loopsided to my tastes so I'm helping the other one.

#2322

I apologize for my smugness. I figured I'd get people riled up and see what happened.

I dislike coasting.

#2323

#2324

Wait, didn't Jack claim 13?

#2325

Made wrote: ↑Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:22 pm Wait, didn't Jack claim 13?

Quotes or it didn't happen.

#2326

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 5:34 pm Daisy and Rico are both primes.

Can't find it. Probably Imagined it. This is p useful tho.

#2327

speedchuck wrote: ↑Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:01 pm I apologize for my smugness. I figured I'd get people riled up and see what happened.

I dislike coasting.

Dude. Your role might as well be called "the Coast Guard."

If you're gonna basically do nothing and coast on your role's notoriety, at least own up to it. I can respect honest pragmatism that doesn't hurt anyone else, but not when you cover it up with hypocrisy.

If you dislike coasting, you need to find yourself a new role.

#2328

TWO FOR ONE

Chicka Chicka 1, 2, 3
This lynch makes up ground, you see?
Elohcin's death caused more than a sob
In the bosom of her lover- his life it will rob!
For never was a story of more woe,
Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.
Back into the night go we.
Chicka Chicka 1, 2, 3

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ELOHCIN HAS BEEN LYNCHED. SHE WAS #48:

# 48
Alias: Lover
Source: The #48 is classified as a betrothed number
Member Of: Sinister 6’s, Crazy 8’s
Power Type: Passive Ability
Role Description: You and #75 are betrothed to each other. If one of you dies, the other will take their own life during the next lynch or night post. You may win with each other’s teams if you both survive to the end of the game. You may also send messages to each other through the host.

IT IS NOW NIGHT 17. IF YOUR TEAM IS ELIGIBLE FOR A KILL TONIGHT, YOU WILL BE NOTIFIED SHORTLY IN YOUR TEAM CHAT.

ALL NIGHT ROLE POWER REQUESTS MUST BE SUBMITTED BY PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME. TEAM KILL REQUESTS MUST COME VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM A DESIGNATED MEMBER OF YOUR TEAM. TEAMS MAY ASSIGN SPECIFIC PLAYERS TO CARRY OUT THE KILL OR THEY MAY LET ONE BE CHOSEN AT RANDOM.

NIGHT 17 WILL END AROUND 9:30 PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME TOMORROW. ROLE PM'S AND TEAM KILL REQUESTS ARE DUE TO ME BY 8:30 PM TOMORROW.

#2329

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows that the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

And everybody knows that it's now or never
Everybody knows that it's me or you
And everybody knows that you live forever
Ah when you've done a line or two
Everybody knows the deal is rotten
Old Black Joe's still picking cotton
For your ribbons and bows
And everybody knows

And everybody knows that the plague is coming
Everybody knows that it's moving fast
Everybody knows that the naked man and woman
Are just a shining artifact of the past
Everybody knows the scene is dead
But there's gonna be a meter on your bed
That will disclose
What everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

#2330

Sloonei, wanna talk?

#2331

#2332

Yo Sloonei, before you turn into a Prime stooge, could you do me the solid of putting me out of my misery?

#2333

No need to target me Sloons.

#2334

Ha! Bob is #75.

#2335

I admit it. I'm scum.

#2336

I love how this Speedchuck thing is an elaborated case of Prisoner's Dillema.

Best case scenario for any player is either ending up in the primes, or someone other than themselves killing Speedchuck.

But neither case is guaranteed to happen, and if nobody ever kills Speedchuck, then the Primes auto-win the game. If you are not in the primes when this happen, you lose.

Of course you can kill him yourself. But then you are the one taking a risk of losing. And worse, there is a time limit. The closer we are to phase 2, the closer to 100% is the risk of losing the game by killing Speedchuck. When Phase 2 starts, someone will have to permanently sacrifice their right to win in order to even give the Primes a chance to lose.

So this is the dillema: kill Speedchuck and take a huge risk, or hope things will work out on their own and risk losing the game before Phase 2 even starts?

#2337

Yes, that's the dilemma. So make up your minds already. I claimed D1.

#2338

It's a dilly of a pickle!

#2339

insertnamehere wrote: ↑Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:39 pm
speedchuck wrote: ↑Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:01 pm I apologize for my smugness. I figured I'd get people riled up and see what happened.

I dislike coasting.
Dude. Your role might as well be called "the Coast Guard."

If you're gonna basically do nothing and coast on your role's notoriety, at least own up to it. I can respect honest pragmatism that doesn't hurt anyone else, but not when you cover it up with hypocrisy.

If you dislike coasting, you need to find yourself a new role.

If I was going to do nothing and coast on my role, I wouldn't be antagonizing you guys. I dislike being called a hypocrite.

Currently, I'm stuck between two options: Coast, or try to get out of this role, which would kind of slap my entire team in the face. Both options are, quite frankly, a pain. But I have not chosen either. My third option is to let you people decide for me.

So, for the past couple days, I've been practically shoving my presence down your throats with every post. I AM HERE. DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. MAKE YOUR DECISION.

I'm not trying to coast. I'm fine with having a new role. But I'm not even capable of killing myself, not with teammates ready to interfere and change the vote. You non-primes have to do it.

I didn't ask for this role. I claimed it at the beginning not only to give myself an edge, but so I wouldn't screw over some random bloke. I claimed so that you guys knew what you were getting into, and that you probably need to kill me soon if at all.

Now, I won't complain any more. If you guys want me alive at endgame, or just can't cut the mustard, that's not my problem. But I'm not going to sit here and be accused of hypocrisy. G'day.

#2340

I'm just surprised my posts are apparently invisible. Hidden passive power maybe?

#2341

colonialbob wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:19 am I'm just surprised my posts are apparently invisible. Hidden passive power maybe?

Dude, I've been here for you.

#2342

Long Con wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:21 am
colonialbob wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:19 am I'm just surprised my posts are apparently invisible. Hidden passive power maybe?
Dude, I've been here for you.

That's true. Thanks LC.

#2343

PS how crazy would that be though? If it was technically feasible to have one players posts just be totally blank to everybody except a select few.

Hmm, you could encrypt it and only allow one other player to have the key...

*files under intriguing but likely bad ideas*

#2344

#2345

Seems like a lot of work to basically give a couple players BTSC

#2346

colonialbob wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:26 am PS how crazy would that be though? If it was technically feasible to have one players posts just be totally blank to everybody except a select few.

Hmm, you could encrypt it and only allow one other player to have the key...

*files under intriguing but likely bad ideas*

Telephone mafia?

Buying a mattress mafia?

Make every player post in encryption and they can only understand a quarter of the other players. Like our super insanified day but with a slight hope of communication.

IDK. Any player coasting would kill it.

#2347

You guys are really arguing about whether a faction is "evil" or "hypocrite" or "wants to ruin someone's game"?

Ffs guys, this is mafia. Every player in this game wants to win, not make others suffer (okay maybe some of us like to make other suffer *cough*Epi*cough* but that's not the norm).

Drop this argument, it's silly. Speedchuck is playing to win just like everyone else is. He doesn't have give up just because some jimmies are rustled.

#2348

Who do I kill?

#2349

@Spacedaisy it's a lot more flexible than BTSC though, as Jack alludes to. You can do different things by giving the key to different people, etc. And it's semi-public, in that you know who's posting. Idk. Maybe has potential.

@jack yeah that would suck. It's why I'm not envisioning pure telephone mafia.

@luffy I just want speed to die because it makes the game more interesting (sorry speed). Otherwise the game devolves into "am I a prime by phase 2 or not", and that's not something I'd enjoy playing. Nothing about evil or hypocrisy or any of that.

#2350

Sloonei wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 12:07 pmWho do I kill?

I mean you can kill me, although I'm gonna die anyway.

Yes, it's true, Elo and I were lovers. Sorry you had to find out this way Epi.

(Am I still too new to make jokes like that?)

#2351

You're never too new!

#2352

colonialbob wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 12:14 pm
Sloonei wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 12:07 pmWho do I kill?
I mean you can kill me, although I'm gonna die anyway.

Yes, it's true, Elo and I were lovers. Sorry you had to find out this way Epi.

(Am I still too new to make jokes like that?)

This post wins the thread, lol. Submitted for Socky consideration!

#2353

colonialbob wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 12:13 pm @luffy I just want speed to die because it makes the game more interesting (sorry speed). Otherwise the game devolves into "am I a prime by phase 2 or not", and that's not something I'd enjoy playing. Nothing about evil or hypocrisy or any of that.

No need to apologize. I've been very up front about this. Have at it!

#2354

Sloonei wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 12:07 pmWho do I kill?

DDL and bob.

#2355

But bob says he's gonna die of a broken heart.

#2356

Well, he is... I thought he was asking for your kill as well or something, I dunno. Maybe Daisy and DDL?

#2357

colonialbob wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 12:13 pm @Spacedaisy it's a lot more flexible than BTSC though, as Jack alludes to. You can do different things by giving the key to different people, etc. And it's semi-public, in that you know who's posting. Idk. Maybe has potential.

@jack yeah that would suck. It's why I'm not envisioning pure telephone mafia.

@luffy I just want speed to die because it makes the game more interesting (sorry speed). Otherwise the game devolves into "am I a prime by phase 2 or not", and that's not something I'd enjoy playing. Nothing about evil or hypocrisy or any of that.

No you I was talking to. I was talking to the people who seem to thing Speed's role existing is morally wrong or something.

#2358

Yeah i'm getting kind of bored of my role.

#2359

Hey! I'm not bored in my role yet!

#2360

Long Con wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 1:06 pm Well, he is... I thought he was asking for your kill as well or something, I dunno. Maybe Daisy and DDL?

I was asking for the kill before Elo was revealed. It's always an option to still use one of the kills on me, since I'm going to die already, but that seems like a boring choice.

#2361

Spacedaisy wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 1:45 pm Hey! I'm not bored in my role yet!

A call for the sweet release of death if I've ever heard one.

#2362

I happen to like my current role, I would prefer Sloonei use that kill on someone else.

Do puppy dog eyes help my case any?

#2363

Ah, I kid.

*melts over puppy eyes*

#2364

Yeah, the puppy dog eyes would keep me from shooting Daisy.

Sloonei may not be so easily swayed.

#2365

But he has no reason to do so, at the same time

#2366

No reason to do what now?

#2367

@Everyone

I still owe Epi a song. What's your favorite romantic song?

#2368

[mention]Jackofhearts2005[/mention]
Sloonei has no reason to kill Spacedaisy, afaik.

It's Business Time by Flight of the Conchords.

#2369

Aside from me being a fail participant...

#2370

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 3:58 pm Jackofhearts2005
Sloonei has no reason to kill Spacedaisy, afaik.

It's Business Time by Flight of the Conchords.

Im literally wearing a Flight of the Concorde Business Time shirt....which I should probably change out of before I pick up the kiddo from daycare.

Who made it all this way just to be lynched now?