Survivor: Mafia [Day 0]

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What's up! Never played on this site before and I'm in for a world of "firsts" but I'm stoked to learn and be a part of this. I'm pretty much just thrilled to be picked to be on the world's greatest TV show
I brought my crossword book for kicks if anyone who needs a break from the hustle of tribe life wants to borrow a page. Let's get down to business!

Welcome to TS!

My name is Sigurd

standard rule of thumb if I look bad I'm good
If I look good but not super good I'm either bad or busy
If I'm a super civ I either love my role or I'm bad
So just assume whenever anyone wants to lynch me that I'm good.

Speaking of staying alive I have a good reason why you shouldn't vote me off, why shouldn't sig get voted off? You might ask well I'll tell you.

I'm a great person
Super good at survivors
Am currently playing a real life survivor game.
and
I'd never ever ever betray anyone who wants to be my friend, promise.

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Has anyone not checked in?

Asking so I know who to blast first.

Everyone has checked in.


Also gameboy for three reasons.

1. Entertainment
2. I can take it apart and like do stuff with it
3. I can throw it at people
4. Who wouldn't want a gameboy?

Lying to the King, checking in fourth-from-last, and not taking the earliest opportunity to pledge fealty?

I pledge fealty to no man, better to die on my feet then live on my knees!

lol what am I saying? Being in Kentucky is starting to southernize me.

Why should you be the king hmmmmmmm? Why not someone else like Golden or LC or SVS or the Gameboy??????

In fact I might worship LC as a sorry for the recent witch hunts or i'll spend all game trying to kill him haven't decided what yet.

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Also -1 point for using the Walking Dead that show is blagh

[DharmaHelper]

Has anyone not checked in?

Asking so I know who to blast first.

Everyone has checked in.


Also gameboy for three reasons.

1. Entertainment
2. I can take it apart and like do stuff with it
3. I can throw it at people
4. Who wouldn't want a gameboy?

Lying to the King, checking in fourth-from-last, and not taking the earliest opportunity to pledge fealty?

I pledge fealty to no man, better to die on my feet then live on my knees!

lol what am I saying? Being in Kentucky is starting to southernize me.

Why should you be the king hmmmmmmm? Why not someone else like Golden or LC or SVS or the Gameboy??????

In fact I might worship LC as a sorry for the recent witch hunts or i'll spend all game trying to kill him haven't decided what yet.

I'm the King 'cuz I say so. I'm the best, baddest, biggest mothertrucker around these parts. As I said from jump street you're either in line or you're in the way. Anybody who falls in line is gonna live the high life. I'm talkin' food, water, luxary items, no Tribal Councils. Anybody with the balls to step to the King is gonna find out real quick that's a bad idea.

[DharmaHelper]

I just got one question:

I'm DharmaHelper.

Here's a guy that gets it. Hope we're on the same tribe.

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after some consideration I to will worship DH.

[DharmaHelper]

after some consideration I to will worship DH.

Yes TWD is garbage but Negan is

A) The best gif source for the gimmick
B) The best part of TWD

[DharmaHelper]

Remember that totem pole we talked about earlier, folks? Starting now, here's your first opportunity to climb the ranks:

The 3 remaining players to not check in are officially marked. Persona Non Grata, big time. Anyone who takes these three players off the board will earn themselves a pretty solid spot on the totem.

[DharmaHelper]

Remember that totem pole we talked about earlier, folks? Starting now, here's your first opportunity to climb the ranks:

The 3 remaining players to not check in are officially marked. Persona Non Grata, big time. Anyone who takes these three players off the board will earn themselves a pretty solid spot on the totem.

Unless and until *after* they check in, they contribute big time to their tribes. In which case, I'm sure you'll sort it out.

[Epignosis]

Dear diary,

So. Crazy thing happened.

After I arrived I got separated from the group. I didn't know where anybody was! At first I panicked and then I realized I didn't have my inhaler with me, so I did my best to calm down. I thought it would be good to use the stars to navigate with, but it was daytime, and those wouldn't be coming out for a while. I wondered about that thing where moss only grows on one side of a tree or something, but I guess I'm not really good recognizing plants. Then I realized I hadn't applied any sunblock, so I decided to just move in one direction and see if I could find my way just using the old noodle.

Well anyway I passed through a clearing and found myself in the presence of this gorilla. It was beating its chest and making such a fuss! I was like, "Who whizzed on his bananas in his Corn Flakes this morning?" you know? Man, I thought I was in trouble. I said to myself, "Boy, you're in such a pickle, you might not even say you're in a pickle. You're in the relish." I mean, it looked that bad for me.

Then someone called my name and I looked around and there everybody was! They were just going on about their business! So I tried to find out why everybody was so calm with this angry, violent gorilla in their presence. They said, "What gorilla?"

You're gonna laugh when you hear this. That wasn't a gorilla. It was just DharmaHelper, another contestant here. Boy, he sure had me worried! He didn't even have a suit or mask on or anything. Wowee.

If the producers have anything like my arrival in store, I'd better watch out!

XOXO
-Me

[DharmaHelper]

Dear diary,

So. Crazy thing happened.

After I arrived I got separated from the group. I didn't know where anybody was! At first I panicked and then I realized I didn't have my inhaler with me, so I did my best to calm down. I thought it would be good to use the stars to navigate with, but it was daytime, and those wouldn't be coming out for a while. I wondered about that thing where moss only grows on one side of a tree or something, but I guess I'm not really good recognizing plants. Then I realized I hadn't applied any sunblock, so I decided to just move in one direction and see if I could find my way just using the old noodle.

Well anyway I passed through a clearing and found myself in the presence of this gorilla. It was beating its chest and making such a fuss! I was like, "Who whizzed on his bananas in his Corn Flakes this morning?" you know? Man, I thought I was in trouble. I said to myself, "Boy, you're in such a pickle, you might not even say you're in a pickle. You're in the relish." I mean, it looked that bad for me.

Then someone called my name and I looked around and there everybody was! They were just going on about their business! So I tried to find out why everybody was so calm with this angry, violent gorilla in their presence. They said, "What gorilla?"

You're gonna laugh when you hear this. That wasn't a gorilla. It was just DharmaHelper, another contestant here. Boy, he sure had me worried! He didn't even have a suit or mask on or anything. Wowee.

If the producers have anything like my arrival in store, I'd better watch out!

XOXO
-Me

Say what you want, Day 0 would be boring without the King

[Scotty]

LoRab has replaced Dom, who has bowed out.

Please welcome her to the island!

Note that I mulled on and made this decision to get a replacement only because the game hasn't yet taken off yet. After Day 0, if you need a replacement, tough luck.

[LoRab]

lol

I'm just being honest. Nobody stands a chance against me. Any challenge, any time, I'm the best. My tribe won't lose a single challenge.

Sometimes, it's the reverse.

Oh, and BTW, you may be the king, but the queen is here now.

[Long Con]

Are you guys getting married?

[LoRab]

Are you guys getting married?

No. We can live peacefully side by side as long as he doesn't try to overthrow my power.

And I chose earmuffs. Because of the 2 crappy options left, that seemed like the less crappy.

[DharmaHelper]

There are I'm sure several gifs related to Negan and his wives but that is a rare instance wherein I would prefer not to indulge. :P

[DharmaHelper]

Welcome to the game Lorab.

You get points for immediately acknowledging my rule. Even if you lose points for suggesting you might oppose it.

[Quin]

Dear diary,

So. Crazy thing happened.

After I arrived I got separated from the group. I didn't know where anybody was! At first I panicked and then I realized I didn't have my inhaler with me, so I did my best to calm down. I thought it would be good to use the stars to navigate with, but it was daytime, and those wouldn't be coming out for a while. I wondered about that thing where moss only grows on one side of a tree or something, but I guess I'm not really good recognizing plants. Then I realized I hadn't applied any sunblock, so I decided to just move in one direction and see if I could find my way just using the old noodle.

Well anyway I passed through a clearing and found myself in the presence of this gorilla. It was beating its chest and making such a fuss! I was like, "Who whizzed on his bananas in his Corn Flakes this morning?" you know? Man, I thought I was in trouble. I said to myself, "Boy, you're in such a pickle, you might not even say you're in a pickle. You're in the relish." I mean, it looked that bad for me.

Then someone called my name and I looked around and there everybody was! They were just going on about their business! So I tried to find out why everybody was so calm with this angry, violent gorilla in their presence. They said, "What gorilla?"

You're gonna laugh when you hear this. That wasn't a gorilla. It was just DharmaHelper, another contestant here. Boy, he sure had me worried! He didn't even have a suit or mask on or anything. Wowee.

If the producers have anything like my arrival in store, I'd better watch out!

XOXO
-Me

This whole thing is being nominated for the 2017 Sockys.

[DharmaHelper]

Are you guys getting married?

Sometimes, it's the reverse

[DharmaHelper]

~6 hours until Day 1

[juliets]

Congratulations Lorab!!!

[DharmaHelper]

Just a reminder anyone who hasn't explicitly pledged fealty has like 4 hours left to do so.

Thank you to everyone who has already. Trust me you won't regret it.

[Epignosis]

Dear diary,

Mother said I shouldn't use this kind of language, but since I'm only talking to you, I feel like she won't see it on TV.

Fuck this DharmaHelper guy. I mean really fuck him hard. Like with a hot dog that went bad. He's not a very nice man.

Okay bedtime.

XOXO
-Me

[insertnamehere]

Dear diary,

I'm beginning to think this Epignosis guy and this Dharmahelper dude aren't getting along.

-me, myself, and I

[DharmaHelper]

I get along with everybody.

[Epignosis]

PS I picked the Teddy Bear.

XOXO

[DharmaHelper]

Comparing Epi's last two posts to his first is a textbook example of why sequels are always shit compared to the original.

[Long Con]

Comparing Epi's last two posts to his first is a textbook example of why sequels are always shit compared to the original.

Not always. James Cameron knows how.

[DrWilgy]

Haaaaaaas it started yeeeeet?

[Opt_Outside]

Thanks for the welcomes everyone!

Welcome to the Syndicate Opt_Outside! I strongly approve of your REI-themed username.

So glad someone got the reference. Too bad you're not playing cause we'd be kindred outdoor spirits

DH I got no beef with you but for me, loyalty is earned. I think we could be great pals once we do a little gameplay together and I think you'll find that *earning* each other's loyalty will be a much tighter lock between us than those who whimsically "pledge" to you. If their loyalty is so easily earned, it can be easily bought elsewhere...

[DFaraday]

Just a reminder anyone who hasn't explicitly pledged fealty has like 4 hours left to do so.

Thank you to everyone who has already. Trust me you won't regret it.

I will join you, O King. I am prepared to do your bidding as a shameless lackey.

[DharmaHelper]

Thanks for the welcomes everyone!

Welcome to the Syndicate Opt_Outside! I strongly approve of your REI-themed username.

So glad someone got the reference. Too bad you're not playing cause we'd be kindred outdoor spirits

DH I got no beef with you but for me, loyalty is earned. I think we could be great pals once we do a little gameplay together and I think you'll find that *earning* each other's loyalty will be a much tighter lock between us than those who whimsically "pledge" to you. If their loyalty is so easily earned, it can be easily bought elsewhere...

[DharmaHelper]

I'm staying up till end of Day 0 so it better switch to Day 1.

[DharmaHelper]

Thanks for the welcomes everyone!

Welcome to the Syndicate Opt_Outside! I strongly approve of your REI-themed username.

So glad someone got the reference. Too bad you're not playing cause we'd be kindred outdoor spirits

DH I got no beef with you but for me, loyalty is earned. I think we could be great pals once we do a little gameplay together and I think you'll find that *earning* each other's loyalty will be a much tighter lock between us than those who whimsically "pledge" to you. If their loyalty is so easily earned, it can be easily bought elsewhere...

[DharmaHelper]

I'm sure some of the people who have fallen in line are being genuine. I'm sure some aren't. I'm sure once I show how serious I am about rewarding the loyal and punishing the disloyal, I'll see a dramatic shift to the former.

[Scotty]

MovingPictures07 has replaced Soneji. This is the last replacement.

Also, Day 1 should start any second.