A Mafia of Unfortunate Events [END GAME]

[Dragon D. Luffy]

If one of Golden/Dom played me, congratulations.

If not, it ends here. Let's win this.

[Golden]

You have all the evidence you should need to know I didn't play you

[Dragon D. Luffy]

You have all the evidence you should need to know I didn't play you

I will trust information obtained by abiities in a closed setup game when hell freezes over.

[Quin]

Well, you know I'll be voting someone else.

Sorsha, I assume you'll be voting self-pres, so you might want to hold it for a little bit

[Golden]

You have all the evidence you should need to know I didn't play you

I will trust information obtained by abiities in a closed setup game when hell freezes over.

I just mean that I've been completely genuine and done exactly what I've said I will do. But, I understand the tinfoil.

Oh, also, I didn't vote for you back on day two even when I wanted to. I'm beginning to figure you out. Maybe. Possibly.

[Quin]

DDL is still unreadable to me . But I think I've got an idea of his role this time.

[Jackofhearts2005]

I'm 100% sure Dom is town, mafia Dom wouldn't have exposed himself by voting for LC. Plus I'd say I have a good grasp of Doms meta, we were mafia together in Star Wars as a team of two, so I trust my read of him.

So half of your platform is "Let's kill Jack" and the other half of your platform is "Trust me, Jack."

Never run for public office.

[Golden]

Jack, meet sig

[sig]

I'm 100% sure Dom is town, mafia Dom wouldn't have exposed himself by voting for LC. Plus I'd say I have a good grasp of Doms meta, we were mafia together in Star Wars as a team of two, so I trust my read of him.

So half of your platform is "Let's kill Jack" and the other half of your platform is "Trust me, Jack."

Never run for public office.

Jack, meet sig

Yes that's my platform a pretty damn good one if I do say so.

[Quin]

I feel like this game has become less about civilians versus mafia and more about civilians versus independents. What a change of pace.

[Scotty]

Ill take a rez for $500, Alex.

And yes MP I'm talking to you.

[Golden]

I feel like this game has become less about civilians versus mafia and more about civilians versus independents. What a change of pace.

I'm still versus mafia. I don't feel I'm against you. If the game didn't end today, and there was a chance tomorrow to make a move that actively won us all the game, I'd take it.

[Golden]

Ill take a rez for $500, Alex.

And yes MP I'm talking to you.

You must be. Jeopardy doesn't have a $500 question.

[sig]

voted Sorsha, I won't be around much tomorrow so don't lynch me when I'm gone.

[Dom]

It's simple really. If we were to give the cult a break and let them try to win, sorsha just kills a cult member to delay their victory and put them in the same position tomorrow. Town doesn't have the luxury of being merciful.

Yes you do. The Vfd exists.

The VFD doesn't help us that much at all. Especially since the mafia should know who they are. So just ignore the VFD and take out civs until they wi.

Personally I'd say if Sunny wasn't sure who to shoot they should aim for the VFD, no point in maybe killing townies. However, I think the chances of the civs winning this phase is high.

@Golden I'm pretty certain Dom is a civ, I don't think a mafia Dom would vote for.

Also do we think Poe was blocked last night? It could explain the no kill from Olaf, but there was an attempted kill. I'm very unsure here, the final baddies/baddie has to be between MP, Daisy, and Sorsha.

So I suggest we decide on one, I guess Sorsha, and go for it.

linki: I gave you a recap Dom?

missed it.

I'm really just waiting for the absolute definite from dom. I'm sure sig will be in.

i said i was in...

Additionally troubling is how the Sorsha reads turned from town to only possible mafia member overnight with no Sorsha posts inbetween.

What changed?

Why is Dom town? Dom's alignment is important for determining Sig's imo. (Cause I think hes a specific townie is unconvincing. I need reasons or at least key posts).


Linki: For the clear? I was mechanically cleared and nobody cared. Unconvincing argument. Why would Sorsha shoot herself? Why would the scum shoot Sorsha if she wasn't scum? No good answer to either of those questions.

There is either trust, or there isn't trust. All I want is a straight answer from you, are you going to stick with the town, or help the cult. That's all it comes down to now. The consequence for helping the cult is that, by pushing the day into extra phases, you could risk your own death. The consequence of helping the town is your buddy quin could lose. You're in a shit position.

I already gave you everything you needed to deduce dom's role, yesterday and today, if you want to try, so that you can get yourself in to the mindset of why dom is a townie. But, for me, it's just about picking a side at this point.

The thing that gets me is that if Sorsha is the last scummer and Sig gets lynched....so what? I don't see Poe, Sunny or Sorsha taking a shot at me tonight.

If Sig or Dom is the last scummer and Sorsha gets lynched...I'm probably dead. Sig and Dom have both proved unwilling to listen to me and more than happy to rid themselves of VFD players. Plus, the VFD won't know who to block.

So I need to be sure it's Sorsha and not Dom and/or Sig. Sorsha and Dom aren't posting anything helpful and Sig is openly hostile. Plenty of time to change that, though.

If you think you can end the game with or without me, have at it and good luck.

what is helpful to you?
i didn't intentially lynch a volunteer fire department member. I thought LC might be bad because I know shit about this game.

@Golden

So if Sorsha is the last scummer and the poig, she could block and kill in one night? Block and kill herself? Why do this instead of just blocking and killing say...you? Doesn't this also cause a paradox? Roleblocker roleblocking herself.

Sig's suggestion that Sunny shoot at the VFDs says he doesn't think the game ends today, which is troublesome.

This^

I didn't block or kill anyone last night, nor did I attempt to. I'm not bad.

If I had to pick I'd say Dom is likely troupe along with either daisy or mp

why

Anyway... I doubt I can change your minds but lynching me isn't going to help the civs..

why

[Scotty]

Ill take a rez for $500, Alex.

And yes MP I'm talking to you.

You must be. Jeopardy doesn't have a $500 question.

Im dead. Rules of life and logic don't apply to me

get off my back ya hoser

[Golden]

I'm really just waiting for the absolute definite from dom. I'm sure sig will be in.

i said i was in...

You did. I was going to be ultra cautious. But then the three of us voted for Sorsha. If you do as well I think we have this won.

[Quin]

Oh, so that's it.

[Dom]

DFaraday, two questions before I vote....


1) If a team only has one member left, can that member use their role power (like a block) + a kill at the same time?

2) If yes, then can that block be used to block the kill?

[Quin]

DFaraday, two questions before I vote....


1) If a team only has one member left, can that member use their role power (like a block) + a kill at the same time?

2) If yes, then can that block be used to block the kill?

Repeat of my earlier question as well:

If a role blocker were to role block the PoIG, what would be the result if that person tried to kill somebody but also role blocked the initial role blocker first?

[Golden]

At this point its clear Sorsha is neither dead nor silenced so I kind of consider the question moot, since she was probably blocked by Mr Poe in any event.

[Quin]

At this point its clear Sorsha is neither dead nor silenced so I kind of consider the question moot, since she was probably blocked by Mr Poe in any event.

I guess so. But I'd still like DF to say so, just in case there was something else going on in that particular circumstance.

[Dom]

At this point its clear Sorsha is neither dead nor silenced so I kind of consider the question moot, since she was probably blocked by Mr Poe in any event.

Mine or Quin's?

[Golden]

At this point its clear Sorsha is neither dead nor silenced so I kind of consider the question moot, since she was probably blocked by Mr Poe in any event.

Mine or Quin's?

Yours, because she could still have been blocked either way.

That's not to say an answer wouldn't be helpful. It would be. To both yours and Quin's questions.

[Golden]

And mine about whether its win dead or alive

[Dom]

Sorsha would have killed herself if she didn't know she would survive?

[Golden]

Sorsha would have killed herself if she didn't know she would survive?

I mean, there was discussion of the two different civilian roles that could block her during the night...

And, who knows what else is going on.

One thing I'm very sure of, though, is that it doesn't matter what the explanation is for Sorsha being the kill target, she is the last baddie anyway.

[Dom]

Sorsha would have killed herself if she didn't know she would survive?

I mean, there was discussion of the two different civilian roles that could block her during the night...

And, who knows what else is going on.

One thing I'm very sure of, though, is that it doesn't matter what the explanation is for Sorsha being the kill target, she is the last baddie anyway.

If it matters to me, does it matter at all to you?

[Golden]

Sorsha would have killed herself if she didn't know she would survive?

I mean, there was discussion of the two different civilian roles that could block her during the night...

And, who knows what else is going on.

One thing I'm very sure of, though, is that it doesn't matter what the explanation is for Sorsha being the kill target, she is the last baddie anyway.

If it matters to me, does it matter at all to you?

Absolutely. It's why I wanted to wait to vote, originally, until I was clear that you were 100% on board, not just 95%

[Golden]

I've put all my eggs in the dom basket, basically.

[Quin]

I've put all my eggs in the dom basket, basically.

Risky. Dom isn't actually a cleared civ by the logic I think you're following.

[Dom]

I'm 100% on board but want the answer to the question

[Golden]

I've put all my eggs in the dom basket, basically.

Risky. Dom isn't actually a cleared civ by the logic I think you're following.

I'm sure of Dom, but I also know that Dom needs more than just me being sure of him, to be sure of me.

linki @dom - I do too.

[Dom]

I've put all my eggs in the dom basket, basically.

Risky. Dom isn't actually a cleared civ by the logic I think you're following.

I'm sure of Dom, but I also know that Dom needs more than just me being sure of him, to be sure of me.

what does this mean?

[Golden]

I've put all my eggs in the dom basket, basically.

Risky. Dom isn't actually a cleared civ by the logic I think you're following.

I'm sure of Dom, but I also know that Dom needs more than just me being sure of him, to be sure of me.

what does this mean?

That you will think through your vote rationally rather than following blindly.

[Dom]

I've put all my eggs in the dom basket, basically.

Risky. Dom isn't actually a cleared civ by the logic I think you're following.

I'm sure of Dom, but I also know that Dom needs more than just me being sure of him, to be sure of me.

what does this mean?

That you will think through your vote rationally rather than following blindly.

oh i thought you had a more specific meaning

[Golden]

I've put all my eggs in the dom basket, basically.

Risky. Dom isn't actually a cleared civ by the logic I think you're following.

I'm sure of Dom, but I also know that Dom needs more than just me being sure of him, to be sure of me.

what does this mean?

That you will think through your vote rationally rather than following blindly.

oh i thought you had a more specific meaning

The more specific meaning was that Quin was misunderstanding my logic.

[DFaraday]

DFaraday, two questions before I vote....


1) If a team only has one member left, can that member use their role power (like a block) + a kill at the same time?

2) If yes, then can that block be used to block the kill?

Yes and yes.

[DFaraday]

DFaraday, two questions before I vote....


1) If a team only has one member left, can that member use their role power (like a block) + a kill at the same time?

2) If yes, then can that block be used to block the kill?

Repeat of my earlier question as well:

If a role blocker were to role block the PoIG, what would be the result if that person tried to kill somebody but also role blocked the initial role blocker first?

If someone tried to block the PoIG, PoIG's actions for the night would fail. If that's what you're trying to say.

[Golden]

DF, I think Quin is asking about order of blocking. If two blockers blocked each other, who wins?

[Jackofhearts2005]

DFaraday, two questions before I vote....


1) If a team only has one member left, can that member use their role power (like a block) + a kill at the same time?

2) If yes, then can that block be used to block the kill?

Repeat of my earlier question as well:

If a role blocker were to role block the PoIG, what would be the result if that person tried to kill somebody but also role blocked the initial role blocker first?

If someone tried to block the PoIG, PoIG's actions for the night would fail. If that's what you're trying to say.

I think this was the key bit.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Balls.

actionS

[DFaraday]

DF, I think Quin is asking about order of blocking. If two blockers blocked each other, who wins?

Then it would come down to first block sent in.

[Dom]

It wouldn't matter at that point, would it?


votes sorsha

[Golden]

It wouldn't matter at that point, would it?


votes sorsha

I very much hope that it won't.

[Dom]

.... it would be the same result.

let's say poe blocks a killer/blocker

and that killer blocker then sends in a pm killing and blocking herself

but she's blocked

so nothing happens.

[DFaraday]

Day 7 - The End

To the beachgoers, it seemed like just yesterday that they had come so close to meeting fiery ends on the beach. In actuality, it was six days earlier, and their journey had since taken them from the shores of Lake Lachrymose to the heart of The City. The final stage of their journey was approaching with all the speed of the submarine which currently housed them.

"Aye! Land ahead! Batten down the hatches! All hands on deck! Thar she blows!" the captain excitedly gestured. The beachgoers, as part of his crew, helped steer the vessel onto the beach of a lush (a word here meaning "containing many trees and assorted other foliage [a word here meaning "lush vegetation]") island. Several friendly-looking people stepped forward to greet the beachgoers.

"Welcome home, Ishmael," said one of them. "We feared you had left us forever."

"Call me Ish," said MP. "And I would never leave you. I simply ventured to the mainland to encourage others in joining our community. I didn't force them, but I found two more who wanted to come along." At that, Daisy crawled forward alongside Quin, each smiling the smile of true believers.

"Sunny, how could you?" asked Sig tearfully. "What would Klaus think? Or our parents?"

"Quin, how could YOU?" asked Jack irritatedly. "Joining cults is against the Village rules!"

"They're with me now," said MP calmly. Now, I suggest you all leave the Island if you won't join us. I don't want to force you, but I would advise not posing a nuisance."

"Hey!" shouted Dom, finally making his presence felt. "We still haven't found the last killer. I'm not leaving until I do!"

"I say, that's a very good point," agreed Golden, coughing into his handkerchief. "The killer must be brought to justice!"

"And I want revenge for my sister!" said DDL, grabbing Sorsha and dragging her to the water. Sorsha flailed and fought back, running inland and finding a grove of apple trees. Sig, DDL, Golden, and Dom found her and moved in to end this debacle (a word I assume you are familiar with).

"At least let me eat an apple before I go," she pleaded, grabbing an apple. Before she could take a bite, however, Sorsha began choking and fell to the ground.

"I poisoned you on the submarine," said Dom. "Everyone always says I need to stand up for myself, so I figured poisoning was a good first step."

Sorsha reached for the apple, which would cure a certain illness but not the one she currently had. This proved irrelevant, as she collapsed before reaching it anyway. Her androgynous frame landed with a crash on the floor of the grove, ending the Troupe's era of villainy once and for all.

The quartet returned to the beach solemnly.

"Captain, take us home," said DDL. Widdershins started up the Queequeg, and the four headed for home. For DDL, home meant finding his long lost brother. For Golden, this meant returning to the bank in the City. For Dom, this meant moving on after finding out that his wife had been a villain, and had then been dead. And for Sig, this meant finding somewhere to belong, without his siblings for support.

In other news, Daisy and Quin remained on the Island with MP, who continues to advise (a word by which MP here means "boss around") them in his "happy" "community" "."

Finally, Jack decided that it was time to go back to the Village of Fowl Devotees. After spending several months stuck on the Island with the community, he noticed a passing shadow in the water, resembling a question mark. Jack decided to swim out to it, but was intercepted by a stray flying machine, which coincidentally was set on a default course to the Village of Fowl Devotees. Jack returned safely and celebrated with the rest of the villagers.

And so, as all good stories must, this one ends with the eating of ice cream sundaes.

Sorsha has been lynched. She was the Person of Indeterminate Gender.
The Troupe has been eliminated.
Congratulations to the civvies and the Village of Fowl Devotees!

[Quin]

ehgjdbhvce

[Quin]

Congrats guys. I don't have the best luck with these things

[Quin]

But why end it early? We figured we could force a tie. Or was our math wrong?