Two-Headed Monster Mafia [GAME OVER MAN]

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ColinIsSpeed
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GalacticMac
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LyLo nerves (host/dead/non)
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Two-Headed Monster Mafia [GAME OVER MAN]

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Two-Headed Monster Mafia

This game will employ the 10-player setup matrix designed by M Plus 7 and I. There are eight possible setups: 1, 2, 3, 4, A, B, C, and D. One of them (decided at random) reflects the true nature of this game, but it is not revealed publicly which one. If more team(s) join the game before it begins, I will shift to the appropriate matrix. All roles not included in the matrix can be assumed to be vanilla roles, either for civilians or mafia members up to the number of each indicated in the matrix.

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NOTE: If either a civilian or mafia doublevoter is included in the game, that role will not be allowed to function during any elimination day phase (i.e. a day phase in which the result of the lynch can end the game).

Cycles will be 36-hour days and 12-hour nights. Deadlines will be posted by the host and in all poll titles (but not embedded directly into the poll). We'll begin with a 12-hour Day 0 to allow everyone to check in. The thread will remain open during all phases, and all BTSC may occur during all phases.

RULES AND GUIDELINES (Please click the spoiler and familiarize yourself)

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Be a good sport. This means that you should expect healthy and engaging competition, but you should also treat all players with respect and dignity. This is a game.

Hydra rules and guidelines
~ It is possible and totally permissible for both members of one hydra team to be logged in to the joint account simultaneously, both active in the game together.
~ Each team of two will be granted access to a unique and private QuickTopic thread. Please do not allow anyone else to see your private threads. The mafia team will also be granted a QuickTopic thread accessible by all members. All QuickTopic threads will be publicly revealed when the game is over.
~ It's not the end of the world if you accidentally post with your main account (since the socks are not anonymous), but it is preferable if you do not. The flavor of the game depends upon the hydra socks, so please be careful. I understand mistakes happen.

Questions for the host
Please direct all questions to me by personal message. I prefer to avoid all opportunities for host influence upon the direction of a game or its discussion as possible, and this is one way in which I limit that. If I feel a question is pertinent to everyone, I will then answer it publicly. Do not discuss any private interactions with the host in the game thread.

Other rules
~ No angleshooting (using specific role card language to hunt, playing against the host instead of each other, or other similar loophole crap).
~ Role claiming and information revealing are legal.
~ All players win with their factions, dead or alive, assuming minimum participation guidelines are respected.
~ No strict participation requirements are set, but I will be keeping tabs on this. Please do your best to consistently post in the game thread at least a couple of times per cycle. If I feel this isn't happening I will pursue replacements. If I cannot find replacements quickly, I am not against eliminating roles myself (modkills). There are no requirements or obligations to place votes. I will measure participation by post content, not by votes. Indeed, if a player/team simply votes but does not make posts, I will deem that to be non-participation.
~ Voting will be plurality-based with no majority or hammer votes at any time.
~ You are not required to call your votes in the thread if you don't want to.
~ No editing or deleting of posts in the game thread.
~ Dead players should post in the {Dead} Red if they are posting in the game thread. If you do post as a dead player, I insist that you ensure what you say cannot possibly affect the game in any way -- even the most innocuous off-topic things have that potential so please be careful.
~ Non-Players should similarly post in {Non-Player} Blue if they are posting in the game thread.
~ Living players wishing to discuss something off-topic should do so in {Off-Topic} Green.

GAME FACILITATOR

[mention]juliets[/mention] has graciously agreed to facilitate our game. If at any point you are frustrated with the game, another player/team, or the host, please send juliets a private message and she will talk it over with you.

LIVING TEAMS

ColinIsSpeed (ColinIsCool/speedchuck) - Vanilla Civilian - Survived
The Dry Flood (Golden/Marmot) - Vanilla Civilian - Survived

DECEASED TEAMS

DrSloogy (DrWilgy/Sloonei) - Vanilla Civilian - Lynched on Day 1
2 Stupid Dogs (Turnip Head/dunya) - Vanilla Civilian - Killed on Night 1
Rimworld Boyz (Quin/Kylemii) - Civilian 2-shot tracker - Lynched on Day 2
M Plus 1 (M Plus 7/Tsaiah) - Vanilla Civilian - Killed on Night 2
Cuphead and Mugman (Epignosis/Simon) - Mafia 1-shot ninja - Lynched on Day 3
Lunatella (nutella/Lunalee) - Vanilla Civilian - Killed on Night 3
Fratyo (sprityo/Fractal) - Vanilla Civilian - Killed on Night 4
Galactic Mac (SnakeDaisy/MacDougall) - Vanilla Mafioso - Lynched on Day 5
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Overall: 73-57 (.56) | Town 49-41 (.54) | Mafia 18-11 (.62) | Independent 6-4 (.60)

The Syndicate: Town 23-26; Mafia 10-5; Indy 5-1 | RateYourMusic: Town 14-13; Mafia 5-4; Indy 0-3 | Mafia Universe: Town 6-0; Mafia 1-0 | Student Doctor Network: Town 2-1; Mafia 1-0 | HeroClixRealms: Town 1-0; Mafia 0-1 | Bulbagarden: Mafia 0-1; Indy 1-0 | 2+2 POG: Town 1-0 | Naruto Forums: Town 0-1 | Personality Café: Town 1-0 | Vendetta Strada: Town 0-1 | Mafia451: Town 1-0 | Wintreath: Mafia 1-0

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Best Moderator, Maffies 8 and 9
Most Valuable Player, Maffies 7 and 9
Best Roleplay, Maffies 4 and 6
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Re: Two-Headed Monster Mafia [LOCKED]

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Okay, it's Day 0. Day 1 will begin in 12 hours, at 7am eastern US time and last 36 hours from there. You may post and be merry. :bliss:

The Day 0 poll is meaningless.
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Yo
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:beer:
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Hiiii
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I was about to ask why you both lied in the poll but then I realized since it's in past tense at the time you vote it's actually... true. Jay why you gotta mess with my head like this
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Lunatella wrote: Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:44 pm I was about to ask why you both lied in the poll but then I realized since it's in past tense at the time you vote it's actually... true. Jay why you gotta mess with my head like this
Well well well..

Then my question to you is: Why didn't you swap to "no" when you realized your wrongdoing?

But swapping would be lying because at that point you'd already voted and... I see
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i'm here but which one am i huehuehue
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Rimworld Boyz wrote: Mon Jul 09, 2018 8:21 pm i'm here but which one am i huehuehue
only one of you would think that's funny. i won't tell anyone though :noble:
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Hi all, the host already explained my role so I'll just take a minute and let you know that I'm around early every morning and then off to work M/W/F until about 3:00 pm EDT. T/Th I'm around all day except from 12:30 to 2:15 pm. Also, some nights I might sneak in some tv but I'll be checking for messages and posts during the commercials. Please send me a message whenever you need to and I will get back to you as soon as I can. Also, don't hesitate to contact me even if you want to just yell at me for awhile because you are frustrated. I'm always happy to hear from you. So with that, go forth and have fun! Yay game!
JaggedJimmyJay wrote: Sat Aug 21, 2021 3:24 pm Always good to remember that there is no such thing as a Mafia circumstance that is worth real human emotion. Sometimes it will naturally come out, but it can be contained if we just remember that this is a game on a message board forum that 99.99% of the population of the Earth has never heard of before. No matter how successful anyone is, it means just about nothing.

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I lied because I appreciate the paradox it creates.
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my goal this game is to troll dunya mercilessly :hugs:
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Just assume that any posts on this account are me.
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what's up nerds
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Fratyo wrote: Mon Jul 09, 2018 8:28 pm
Rimworld Boyz wrote: Mon Jul 09, 2018 8:21 pm i'm here but which one am i huehuehue
only one of you would think that's funny. i won't tell anyone though :noble:
bold of you to assume that either of us thinks the jokes we make are funny
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are we supposed to talk in plural first person or regular first person? like are we fusions from dragon ball z or just like... two kids who don't get along and now we're trapped together wearing the same sweater?

whats the lore of this game
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Rimworld Boyz wrote: Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:56 pm are we supposed to talk in plural first person or regular first person? like are we fusions from dragon ball z or just like... two kids who don't get along and now we're trapped together wearing the same sweater?

whats the lore of this game
The second one. Definitely.
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Hello, everyone! Incredibly excited to be playing this game. :yay:
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I'm here now. The party can start.
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I think Kylequin needs a sandwich
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Now what in tarnation did I miss?

This might work out most fortune given I have an off schedule for playing

Quinmii is the only one who could rival me on schedules I believe
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Day 1 begins now, and will last for 36 hours. The deadline is at 7pm EST on Wednesday. You have that much time to lynch someone. If you're not sure why we're out here killing each other already, you can tell yourself that someone farted and it's rancid. Find the culprit.

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Overall: 73-57 (.56) | Town 49-41 (.54) | Mafia 18-11 (.62) | Independent 6-4 (.60)

The Syndicate: Town 23-26; Mafia 10-5; Indy 5-1 | RateYourMusic: Town 14-13; Mafia 5-4; Indy 0-3 | Mafia Universe: Town 6-0; Mafia 1-0 | Student Doctor Network: Town 2-1; Mafia 1-0 | HeroClixRealms: Town 1-0; Mafia 0-1 | Bulbagarden: Mafia 0-1; Indy 1-0 | 2+2 POG: Town 1-0 | Naruto Forums: Town 0-1 | Personality Café: Town 1-0 | Vendetta Strada: Town 0-1 | Mafia451: Town 1-0 | Wintreath: Mafia 1-0

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Day 0
Did you vote in the Day 0 poll? (Day 1 begins in 12 hours at 7am EST)
Please note that if you vote, your vote will be visible.

You may select 1 option


Yes
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Voters: dunya, Lunatella, M Plus 1
No
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Voters: Fratyo, ColinIsSpeed, speedchuck, insertnamehere, Galactic Mac
Total votes: 8
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Overall: 73-57 (.56) | Town 49-41 (.54) | Mafia 18-11 (.62) | Independent 6-4 (.60)

The Syndicate: Town 23-26; Mafia 10-5; Indy 5-1 | RateYourMusic: Town 14-13; Mafia 5-4; Indy 0-3 | Mafia Universe: Town 6-0; Mafia 1-0 | Student Doctor Network: Town 2-1; Mafia 1-0 | HeroClixRealms: Town 1-0; Mafia 0-1 | Bulbagarden: Mafia 0-1; Indy 1-0 | 2+2 POG: Town 1-0 | Naruto Forums: Town 0-1 | Personality Café: Town 1-0 | Vendetta Strada: Town 0-1 | Mafia451: Town 1-0 | Wintreath: Mafia 1-0

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Most Valuable Player, Maffies 7 and 9
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Spirit Award, Maffies 9
Hall of Fame inductee, Maffies 4

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2 Stupid Dogs wrote: Mon Jul 09, 2018 9:35 pm my goal this game is to troll dunya mercilessly :hugs:
who does this dog think he is. scummy vibes.
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[VOTE: Fratyo] aubergine boo ya. dont like the vibes yall are giving off
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Alright y'all. We ain't here to fuck spiders.
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ColinIsSpeed wrote: Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:40 pm:beer:
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mental note: must be lynched next
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2 Stupid Dogs wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:12 am
ColinIsSpeed wrote: Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:40 pm:beer:
terrifying avatar

mental note: must be lynched next
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Galactic Mac wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:05 am Alright y'all. We ain't here to fuck spiders.
What are we here to, uh, do?
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ColinIsSpeed wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:25 am
Galactic Mac wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:05 am Alright y'all. We ain't here to fuck spiders.
What are we here to, uh, do?
kill the farting people appearently
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2 Stupid Dogs wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:03 am [VOTE: Fratyo] aubergine boo ya. dont like the vibes yall are giving off
baseless accusations. [VOTE: 2 Stupid Dogs] aubergine
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"M Plus 1" is the cleverest username imo
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"2 Stupid Dogs" is obviously in last place in the clever department
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You know how when someone farts and then they're awkwardly silent afterward hoping that nobody heard it but everyone did and then the smell hits you but they don't react or mention the smell and their brain is like "I am a statue nobody can even tell I'm alive and only something organic could have farted anyway" but everyone knows who it is because it's the only person not laughing about that cloud of butt stank juice?

So there. DrSloogy is the source of the stinky.
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ColinIsSpeed wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:49 am You know how when someone farts and then they're awkwardly silent afterward hoping that nobody heard it but everyone did and then the smell hits you but they don't react or mention the smell and their brain is like "I am a statue nobody can even tell I'm alive and only something organic could have farted anyway" but everyone knows who it is because it's the only person not laughing about that cloud of butt stank juice?

So there. DrSloogy is the source of the stinky.
No.
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ColinIsSpeed wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:49 am You know how when someone farts and then they're awkwardly silent afterward hoping that nobody heard it but everyone did and then the smell hits you but they don't react or mention the smell and their brain is like "I am a statue nobody can even tell I'm alive and only something organic could have farted anyway" but everyone knows who it is because it's the only person not laughing about that cloud of butt stank juice?

So there. DrSloogy is the source of the stinky.
sounds like someone has too much info about the intricate feelings about farting to be town here
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Re: Two-Headed Monster Mafia [Day 1]

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Fratyo wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:06 am
ColinIsSpeed wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:49 am You know how when someone farts and then they're awkwardly silent afterward hoping that nobody heard it but everyone did and then the smell hits you but they don't react or mention the smell and their brain is like "I am a statue nobody can even tell I'm alive and only something organic could have farted anyway" but everyone knows who it is because it's the only person not laughing about that cloud of butt stank juice?

So there. DrSloogy is the source of the stinky.
sounds like someone has too much info about the intricate feelings about farting to be town here
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Re: Two-Headed Monster Mafia [Day 1]

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We are DrSloogy and we are most definitely a doctor.
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Re: Two-Headed Monster Mafia [Day 1]

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ColinIsSpeed wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:49 am You know how when someone farts and then they're awkwardly silent afterward hoping that nobody heard it but everyone did and then the smell hits you but they don't react or mention the smell and their brain is like "I am a statue nobody can even tell I'm alive and only something organic could have farted anyway" but everyone knows who it is because it's the only person not laughing about that cloud of butt stank juice?

So there. DrSloogy is the source of the stinky.
This is a poop take.
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Re: Two-Headed Monster Mafia [Day 1]

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I voted for fratyo. We can hammer in this game. Avoid accidental hammers.
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Re: Two-Headed Monster Mafia [Day 1]

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DrSloogy wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:53 am I voted for fratyo. We can hammer in this game. Avoid accidental hammers.
It says no hammers tho
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Re: Two-Headed Monster Mafia [Day 1]

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ColinIsSpeed wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:49 am You know how when someone farts and then they're awkwardly silent afterward hoping that nobody heard it but everyone did and then the smell hits you but they don't react or mention the smell and their brain is like "I am a statue nobody can even tell I'm alive and only something organic could have farted anyway" but everyone knows who it is because it's the only person not laughing about that cloud of butt stank juice?

So there. DrSloogy is the source of the stinky.
Your reasoning is convoluted but one can reach a similar conclusion just from how much "Sloogy" sounds like a descriptor for diarrhea
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ColinIsSpeed wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 12:27 pm
DrSloogy wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:53 am I voted for fratyo. We can hammer in this game. Avoid accidental hammers.
It says no hammers tho
I misread the rules.
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Lunatella wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 12:39 pm
ColinIsSpeed wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:49 am You know how when someone farts and then they're awkwardly silent afterward hoping that nobody heard it but everyone did and then the smell hits you but they don't react or mention the smell and their brain is like "I am a statue nobody can even tell I'm alive and only something organic could have farted anyway" but everyone knows who it is because it's the only person not laughing about that cloud of butt stank juice?

So there. DrSloogy is the source of the stinky.
Your reasoning is convoluted but one can reach a similar conclusion just from how much "Sloogy" sounds like a descriptor for diarrhea
I thought it was pretty straightforward.
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Lunatella wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 12:39 pm
ColinIsSpeed wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:49 am You know how when someone farts and then they're awkwardly silent afterward hoping that nobody heard it but everyone did and then the smell hits you but they don't react or mention the smell and their brain is like "I am a statue nobody can even tell I'm alive and only something organic could have farted anyway" but everyone knows who it is because it's the only person not laughing about that cloud of butt stank juice?

So there. DrSloogy is the source of the stinky.
Your reasoning is convoluted but one can reach a similar conclusion just from how much "Sloogy" sounds like a descriptor for diarrhea
What is a viscous brown substance that can be found in a toilet?

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ColinIsSpeed wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 12:44 pm
Lunatella wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 12:39 pm
ColinIsSpeed wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:49 am You know how when someone farts and then they're awkwardly silent afterward hoping that nobody heard it but everyone did and then the smell hits you but they don't react or mention the smell and their brain is like "I am a statue nobody can even tell I'm alive and only something organic could have farted anyway" but everyone knows who it is because it's the only person not laughing about that cloud of butt stank juice?

So there. DrSloogy is the source of the stinky.
Your reasoning is convoluted but one can reach a similar conclusion just from how much "Sloogy" sounds like a descriptor for diarrhea
What is a viscous brown substance that can be found in a toilet?

Loo Nutella

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Hey! You're sleeping on the couch tonight buddy :pout:
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Re: Two-Headed Monster Mafia [Day 1]

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Lunatella wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 12:51 pm
ColinIsSpeed wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 12:44 pm
Lunatella wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 12:39 pm
ColinIsSpeed wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:49 am You know how when someone farts and then they're awkwardly silent afterward hoping that nobody heard it but everyone did and then the smell hits you but they don't react or mention the smell and their brain is like "I am a statue nobody can even tell I'm alive and only something organic could have farted anyway" but everyone knows who it is because it's the only person not laughing about that cloud of butt stank juice?

So there. DrSloogy is the source of the stinky.
Your reasoning is convoluted but one can reach a similar conclusion just from how much "Sloogy" sounds like a descriptor for diarrhea
What is a viscous brown substance that can be found in a toilet?

Loo Nutella

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Hey! You're sleeping on the couch tonight buddy :pout:
Poor Colin.
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Re: Two-Headed Monster Mafia [Day 1]

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DrSloogy wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 12:55 pm
Lunatella wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 12:51 pm
ColinIsSpeed wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 12:44 pm
Lunatella wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 12:39 pm
ColinIsSpeed wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:49 am You know how when someone farts and then they're awkwardly silent afterward hoping that nobody heard it but everyone did and then the smell hits you but they don't react or mention the smell and their brain is like "I am a statue nobody can even tell I'm alive and only something organic could have farted anyway" but everyone knows who it is because it's the only person not laughing about that cloud of butt stank juice?

So there. DrSloogy is the source of the stinky.
Your reasoning is convoluted but one can reach a similar conclusion just from how much "Sloogy" sounds like a descriptor for diarrhea
What is a viscous brown substance that can be found in a toilet?

Loo Nutella

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Hey! You're sleeping on the couch tonight buddy :pout:
Poor Colin.
I don't know Nutella and I were an item. But I guess I'm on the couch anyway.
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Re: Two-Headed Monster Mafia [Day 1]

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2 Stupid Dogs wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:46 am
2 Stupid Dogs wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:03 am [VOTE: Fratyo] aubergine boo ya. dont like the vibes yall are giving off
baseless accusations. [VOTE: 2 Stupid Dogs] aubergine
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!! [VOTE: 2 Stupid Dogs] aubergine
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