The Room Mafia {THE END}

#1

SCENE 1
TOMMY
Hi babe! I've something for you!

LISA
What is it?

TOMMY
Just a little something.

LISA
Oh, Johnny, it's beautiful. Thank you.
Can I try it on now?

TOMMY
Sure, it's yours.

LISA
You wait right here...
I'll try it on right now.

TOMMY
Mmmhumm.

SCENE 2

TOMMY
Wow, you look so sexy Lisa!

LISA
Isn't it fabulous?

TOMMY
I'd do anything for my girl.

DENNY
Oh, hey guys!

TOMMY
Oh, hi Denny!

DENNY
Wow, look at you!

LISA
It's from Johnny.

TOMMY
Anything for my princess! Heh, heh, heh, heh.

DENNY
How much was it?

LISA
Denny, don't ask a question like that.

TOMMY
Nice to see you Denny. I'm going to take a nap.

DENNY
Can I go upstairs too?

TOMMY
Heh, heh.

LISA
Denny, I think I'm going to join him.

TOMMY
Heh, heh.

LISA
I've got some candles upstairs.

TOMMY
You always think of everything! Heh, heh. Alright, I'm ready!

LISA
This dress is so great, I can't wait for you to get it off of me!

TOMMY
Oh yeah!

LISA
You're in for it!

TOMMY
Oh yeah!

LISA
How much you pay for this dress?

TOMMY
Ain't right to ask.

SCENE 3

TOMMY
Heh, heh.

LISA
Hmmmmm

TOMMY
Ouch! Heh, heh, heh.

DENNY
HAHAHA!

LISA
HAHAHA!

TOMMY
Heh, heh, heh.

DENNY
Oh no, stop it!

LISA
Ha, ha, ha!

TOMMY
Denny, do you have something else to do?

DENNY
I just like to watch you guys!

LISA
Oh ho, Denny, Denny, Denny boy!

TOMMY
Denny, two's great, but three's a crowd! heh, heh

DENNY
I get it, you guy's want to be alone.

TOMMY
That's the idea!

DENNY
Fine. I have homework to do anyway. Bye lovebirds!

TOMMY
Bye Denny.

LISA
Bye Denny.

It is Night 0. You have to decide what Tommy and Lisa will do next. You have 24 hours.

DO NOT POST YET!

#2

RULES

1. Open BTSC (Feel free to PM anyone about the game.)
2. No editing or deleting of posts, except by me.
3. Role outing is allowed and encouraged. Lying about your role is also allowed and encouraged.
4. No double-targeting (targeting the same individual with a power twice in a row).
5. No disrespectful behavior.
6. Dead players should not post on-topic and should be in dead red. There is a "dead" button when posting for this function.
7. Off-topic posts should be in off-topic green. There is an "OT" button when posting for this function.
8. Posts from non-players should be in non-player blue. There is a "np" button when posting for this function.
9. Day's will be 24 hours, Night's will also be 24 hours.
10. Crazy shenanigans are guaranteed, but these are not created to be in any certain player's favor, at least intentionally.
11. If you have any questions, think you've found an error, or need help, send a PM to insertnamehere or the mod on duty, Dom.
12. No copy and pasting or screenshoting my PM's to you. Other then that, feel free to tell all. Or lie.
13. Anyone who uses the letter "k" as a word will be banned. No exceptions.

#3

PLAYERS
A Person ~ Day 3 ~ Mark
Vompatti ~ Night 1
Kate ~ Day 1 ~ Chris R
Bea ~ Day 2 ~ Peter
Tommy Wiseau ~ Night 2
Mister Rearranger
Epignosis
Lizzy

#4

You may post.

#5

No thanks.

Joe Who? · #6

Just wanted to clear something up, I am not INH. (To the best of my knowledge.) I'm not 100% sure what all I can say right now.

Wow, that poll, is, certainly something.

#7

^Are you him?

What did one snowman say to the other?

Joe Who? · #8

It's really cold?

#9

GO BIG OR GO HOME, TOMMY

Joe Who? · #10

I'm going to let Denny watch. He seems like a trustworthy guy.

#11

Tommy Wiseau wrote:I'm going to let Denny watch. He seems like a trustworthy guy.

That seems wise, you.

In case of like a burglary attempt or something.

#12

Hello everyone! I'm going to be the Mod on Duty for this game. Let me know if you have any questions/concerns etc.

Most importantly-- have fun!

#13

Dom wrote:Hello everyone! I'm going to be the Mod on Duty for this game. Let me know if you have any questions/concerns etc. Most importantly-- have fun!

And if I don't have fun, what then?

Pfft.

#14

Anal's overrated tbh. There, I said it.

#15

Mister Rearranger wrote:Anal's overrated tbh. There, I said it.

Best quote of the game so far tbh.

#16

As someone who's seen the Room several times and has met Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero, I'll be following this game with great interest.

#17

DFaraday wrote:As someone who's seen the Room several times and has met Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero, I'll be following this game with great interest.

Were they as majestic as they seem?

#18

Mister Rearranger wrote:Anal's overrated tbh. There, I said it.

he's my friend

#19

Epignosis wrote:
Dom wrote:Hello everyone! I'm going to be the Mod on Duty for this game. Let me know if you have any questions/concerns etc. Most importantly-- have fun!
And if I don't have fun, what then?

Pfft.

#20

#21

not right now you don't

#22

Sorry for being late! I was out of town kay.

Yay game! Since I'm exhausted, I'll be joining Denny and just watch till I fall azzzz.

#23

Lizzy wrote:Sorry for being late! I was out of town kay.

Yay game! Since I'm exhausted, I'll be joining Denny and just watch till I fall azzzz.

Have fun, the sex scenes in The Room are easily the most uncomfortable best ones I've ever seen.

#24

omg kay

#25

Heeeeeeeey... why am I the last one on the player list q.m.

#26

Lizzy wrote:Heeeeeeeey... why am I the last one on the player list q.m.

What do you think it means?

#27

insertnamehere wrote:
Lizzy wrote:Heeeeeeeey... why am I the last one on the player list q.m.
What do you think it means?

... save the best for last, naturally.

Also, you should pick a host colour kay.

#28

A Person wrote:
Lizzy wrote:Sorry for being late! I was out of town kay.

Yay game! Since I'm exhausted, I'll be joining Denny and just watch till I fall azzzz.
Have fun, the sex scenes in The Room are easily the most uncomfortable best ones I've ever seen.

This is the single statement in my time on this site that I agree with the most.

#29

This is my host color.

#30

I'm a rebel.

#31

I need night action PMs! I haven't gotten a single one!

#32

insertnamehere wrote:I need night action PMs! I haven't gotten a single one!

Didn't you get mine?

#33

insertnamehere wrote:I need night action PMs! I haven't gotten a single one!

You've failed to mention that we were supposed to send any in.

#34

insertnamehere wrote:I need night action PMs! I haven't gotten a single one!

#35

I sent one. I didn't know we were on strike.

#36

A Person wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:I need night action PMs! I haven't gotten a single one!
You've failed to mention that we were supposed to send any in.

I assumed "NIGHT" would be enough to signal PMs.

#37

insertnamehere wrote:
A Person wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:I need night action PMs! I haven't gotten a single one!
You've failed to mention that we were supposed to send any in.
I assumed "NIGHT" would be enough to signal PMs.

When it's "DAY" 0, you don't assume that people vote to lynch someone.

#38

Epignosis wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
A Person wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:I need night action PMs! I haven't gotten a single one!
You've failed to mention that we were supposed to send any in.
I assumed "NIGHT" would be enough to signal PMs.
When it's "DAY" 0, you don't assume that people vote to lynch someone.

ture, i assumed the 0 meant that nothing happened today.

#39

OK, apparently I was not clear enough, I won't penalize anyone for not turning in PM's. But still, I would really like some.

#40

I will PM you my cheesecake recipe

#41

S~V~S wrote:I will PM you my cheesecake recipe

I know this was a joke, but I seriously want that.

#42

OK

It's pretty awesome, lol! It's my Moms NY Cheesecake, she won a contest with it in the 70's.

#43

I wouldn't mind a 70s cheesecake if you know what I mean.

#44

Vompatti wrote:I wouldn't mind a 70s cheesecake if you know what I mean.

Oh yes, a 73 cheesecake would be marvelous. A classic year for cheesecake, you know.

#45

That, plus some homemade whipped cream would be amazing. I'm a whipped cream purist. It has to be ACTUAL whipped cream, non of this canned shite.

#46

A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:I wouldn't mind a 70s cheesecake if you know what I mean.
Oh yes, a 73 cheesecake would be marvelous. A classic year for cheesecake, you know.

I actually have a 73' vintage cheesecake in my cellar, I should probably eat it one of these days.

#47

73 feet?!

That's a huge-ass cheesecake, son.

#48

Mister Rearranger wrote:73 feet?!

That's a huge-ass cheesecake, son.

They come in smaller sizes?

#49

SCENE 1

LISA
Hi mom, how are you?

CLAUDETTE
I'm fine, how are you? Hmm? Okay. Let's go to the couch, and we will sit down. Now, what's happening with you? Hmm?

LISA
Nothing much, do you want some coffee?

CLAUDETTE
What's wrong? Tell me.

LISA
I'm not feeling good today.

CLAUDETTE
Why not?

LISA
I don't love him any more.

CLAUDETTE
Why don't you love him anymore? Tell me.

LISA
He's so...boring!

CLAUDETTE
Well, you've known him for over five years, you're engaged! You said you loved him, he supports you, he provides for you, and darling, you can't support yourself! He's a wonderful man, and he loves you very much. And his position is very secure! And he told me he plans to buy you a house!

LISA
That's why he's so boring!

CLAUDETTE
Well, what are you going to do?

LISA
I don't know, I don't mind living with him.

CLAUDETTE
Well, you can't do that. You've talked to him about it.

LISA
No, I don't know what to do.

CLAUDETTE
Well, he's a wonderful person! And he's getting a promotion very soon! He bought you a car, he bought you a ring, clothes, whatever you wanted, and you want to dump him? That's not right. I've always thought of him as my son-in-law! You should marry Johnny, he would be good for you.

LISA
I guess you're right about that.

CLAUDETTE
Well, of course I'm right, I know men! I wasn't born yesterday! I'm glad you're listening to your mother! Nobody else listens to me!

LISA
You're probably right about that Mom.

CLAUDETTE
Well, I'm glad you're listening to your mother. Listen, I've got to go, but you remember what I told you, okay? Mmm hmm. Bye bye now.

LISA
Thanks Mom.

It is now Day 1. You have 24 hours to vote and send in day related PM's. Good luck.

Joe Who? · #50

So, where do we go from here?

Are you looking forward to any of my games, and if so, which one the most?