The Room Mafia {THE END}

#81

I didn't know we started. Why am I getting votes? This site hates me

#82

Ok well I voted a person because he has a vote in the hopes someone else will save me. If not, we'll I guess I'll try micro some other time!

#83

I voted for Matty because ties are fun.

#84

SCENE ONE

MARK
Hi. How you doing?

LISA
I'm fine, come in. Have a seat.

MARK
Thank you.

LISA
It's hot in here. Do you mind?

MARK
No. I mean, the candles, the music, the sexy dress, I mean what's going on here?

LISA
I like you................................................................................................................very much..................................................................lover.........boy.

MARK
What are you doing this for?

LISA
What's the matter, don't you like me? I'm your girl.

MARK
Johnny's my best friend. You're going to be married next month, come on.

LISA
Forget about Johnny. This is between you...................and me.

MARK
I don't think so. Alright, I'm leaving now.

LISA
Please don't leave! Please don't leave... I need you. I love you. I don't wanna get married anymore. I don't love Johnny. I dream about you... I need you to make love to me.

MARK
I don't think so. Everything's going to be fine. I promise.

ONE EXTREMELY EROTIC SCENE LATER

SCENE TWO

MARK
*sigh* God, why did you do this to me? Why? Johnny's my best friend.

LISA
Didn't you enjoy it?

MARK
That's not the point.

LISA
I love you Mark.

MARK
Look, you're very attractive. You're beautiful! But we can't do this anymore. I can't hurt Johnny.

LISA
I know. He's your best friend.

MARK
Hey. This'll be our secret.

LISA
Uhmmmm

MARK
Hummehh

It is now Night 1. Kate has been lynched. She was Chris R. You have 24 hours to send in your night actions.

#85

later, skaterzz

#86

I forgot about the "lover...boy" line, btw. Gets me every time.

#87

bea wrote:I voted for Matty because ties are fun.

Ture, not to mention the fact that INH is a sucker for ties.

Mister Rearranger wrote:I forgot about the "lover...boy" line, btw. Gets me every time.

Well, 'lover...boy', you lied. You're next.

#88

Seems legit.

Now where did I what now?

#89

I'm voting for you tomorrow, btw. Because you also lied.

#90

#91

INH - will we be told if LIsa ever finds Johnny or Mark?

#92

Mister Rearranger wrote: Seems legit.

Now where did I what now?

I'm Chris

We don' use dem names 'round 'ere unless we turely out ourselves. You said you were Chris when in fact Kate was Chris minus R so that means you cannot be Chris because she was Chris and there cannot be two Chrises as far as I know butt we can ask the host although I'm sure this is just a misunderstanding and there is only one ture Chris and that was Kate who is now no more because you voted for her butt there was a tie and I'm fairly sure INH had to randomise things because he likes it very much and she was Chris and not you so you can't be Chris so that means you lied and imma gonna go vote for you unless you make me an offer I cannot refuse in which case I might have to reconsider voting for you and w[...]e in 1482, don't you know.

Mister Rearranger wrote:I'm voting for you tomorrow, btw. Because you also lied.

No no no... That's not how you do it.

Also

#93

Lizzy wrote: Also

You just keep me hanging on,
You just keep me hanging on.

You're going to reap just what you sow...

#94

bea wrote: INH - will we be told if LIsa ever finds Johnny or Mark?

#95

insertnamehere wrote:
bea wrote: INH - will we be told if LIsa ever finds Johnny or Mark?

Part of me wants to call you a liar too and try to lead a lynch against the host but I'm fairly sure we did something similar in one of the micro games also BDH tried that in the champ game pretty recently and it just got him temp deaded. (Also - I'd look like a copy-kittah.

)

#96

Feel free to try bitches.

#97

That is very disrespectful kay

#98

Lizzy wrote:That is very disrespectful kay

fudge you

#99

insertnamehere wrote:
Lizzy wrote:That is very disrespectful kay
fudge you

Your place or mine?

#100

Lizzy wrote:
Mister Rearranger wrote: Seems legit.

Now where did I what now?

I'm Chris
We don' use dem names 'round 'ere unless we turely out ourselves. You said you were Chris when in fact Kate was Chris minus R so that means you cannot be Chris because she was Chris and there cannot be two Chrises as far as I know butt we can ask the host although I'm sure this is just a misunderstanding and there is only one ture Chris and that was Kate who is now no more because you voted for her butt there was a tie and I'm fairly sure INH had to randomise things because he likes it very much and she was Chris and not you so you can't be Chris so that means you lied and imma gonna go vote for you unless you make me an offer I cannot refuse in which case I might have to reconsider voting for you and w[...]e in 1482, don't you know.

Mister Rearranger wrote:I'm voting for you tomorrow, btw. Because you also lied.

No no no... That's not how you do it.

Also

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Um, my name is Chris. Like, outside of the game.

#101

MR - aka RL Chris - how do you know lizzy toldz da liez?

#102

Mister Rearranger wrote: Um, my name is Chris. Like, outside of the game.

Omogmgog! You never told me that!

(what's your role then?)

#103

Mister Rearranger wrote:
Um, my name is Chris. Like, outside of the game.

Likely story.

#104

bea wrote:MR - aka RL Chris - how do you know lizzy toldz da liez?

Hiya Bea! You're looking great today.

(what's your role?)

#105

hiya lizzy! You're pretty spiffy lookin' yo'self today.

it's awesome kay?

#106

I was almost done typing out the scene when I lost my progress. I'm too much of a lazy bastard to go back and do it again.

Vompatti is dead. It is now Day 2. You have 24 hours to lynch someone.

#107

Lizzy wrote:
Mister Rearranger wrote: Seems legit.

Now where did I what now?

I'm Chris
We don' use dem names 'round 'ere unless we turely out ourselves. You said you were Chris when in fact Kate was Chris minus R so that means you cannot be Chris because she was Chris and there cannot be two Chrises as far as I know butt we can ask the host although I'm sure this is just a misunderstanding and there is only one ture Chris and that was Kate who is now no more because you voted for her butt there was a tie and I'm fairly sure INH had to randomise things because he likes it very much and she was Chris and not you so you can't be Chris so that means you lied and imma gonna go vote for you unless you make me an offer I cannot refuse in which case I might have to reconsider voting for you and w[...]e in 1482, don't you know.

Mister Rearranger wrote:I'm voting for you tomorrow, btw. Because you also lied.
No no no... That's not how you do it.

Also

he voted for my butt?

#108

^ It is a possibility k.

Also Vomps

#109

ture

#110

So, Greg Sestero, the actor who played Mark wrote a book about Tommy and the making of The Room. I haven't read it yet, but I definitely need to. Anyway, I kid you not, James Franco bought the rights to a movie adaptation of the book. So, who you think should play Tommy? My money is on Javier Bardem. He's pretty much Tommy Wiseau with talent.

#111

James Franco’s Rabbit Bandini Productions has optioned book and life rights DisasterArtistto The Disaster Artist: My Life Inside The Room, the book published last fall by Simon & Schuster from actor Greg Sestero and journalist Tom Bissell. francoFranco will direct and co-produce the book adaptation with his Rabbit Bandini partner Vince Jolivette, and Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg’s Point Grey Productions. Ryan Moody is writing the script.

Sestero and Tommy Wiseau co-wrote and starred in the 2003 feature film The Room, which some have called the worst movie ever made. Wiseau directed, produced and financed the pic, which was self-released only in Southern California before word-of-mouth spread. It has since achieved cult status for its hole-filled plot and poor production values, earning it a place in the midnight show slots usually occupied by pics like Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Among the Room converts is the CAA-repped Franco, who reviewed the book on Vice in December, calling Wiseau “part vampire, part Hollywood dreamer, part gangster, part Ed Wood, and super lonely” and equating the novel to being a combination of Boogie Nights and The Master and praising it for going beyond being just a bunch of anecdotes from the set of a bad movie. Last month, Franco posted on Instagram that the book was his: ”A new Franco joint, starring both Francos – produced by seth and evan Wazzup now?!”

This is my dream come true.

#112

No, CHRISTOPER FUCKING WALKEN should play Tommy.

#113

Why not Warwick Davis?

#114

Daniel Day-Lewis would be interesting. Wonder how he'd get into the part though.

#115

insertnamehere wrote:So, Greg Sestero, the actor who played Mark wrote a book about Tommy and the making of The Room. I haven't read it yet, but I definitely need to. Anyway, I kid you not, James Franco bought the rights to a movie adaptation of the book. So, who you think should play Tommy? My money is on Javier Bardem. He's pretty much Tommy Wiseau with talent.

I've been wanting to read that book ever since he did an AMA.

Joe Who? · #116

I'm going to have to vote for A Person today. We made a deal about last night, and he decided not to follow it. I just don't think he's trustworthy in this game.

#117

bea wrote:MR - aka RL Chris - how do you know lizzy toldz da liez?

I thought she was lying about my lying.

"I have an awesome role" statements are always a major ping to me though, so I'm voting for you.

#118

lol lame reason is lame. Aren't *all* the roles in this game awesome?

I sure thought so anyway.

And wtf with Lizzy and Epi just flyby voting.

So sad you guys. So sad.

You'll miss me when I'm gone.

#119

So the only way I don't get lynched is if Matt votes himself and forces a tie and then gets the random luck of having killed himself.

Awesome.

making the completely pointless vote against Matty.

#120

Tommy Wiseau wrote:I'm going to have to vote for A Person today. We made a deal about last night, and he decided not to follow it. I just don't think he's trustworthy in this game.

I never responded to your pm on night 0, plus I don't know who you are so I'd betray you regardless.

#121

#122

SCENE 1

CHRIS R
Hey Denny.

DENNY
Chris R, I've been looking for you.

CHRIS R
Yeah, sure you have. You have my money right?

DENNY
Yeah, it's coming. It'll be here in a few minutes.

CHRIS R
What do you mean, "It's coming," Denny? Where's my money?

DENNY
Okay, just give me five minutes. Just give me five!

CHRIS R
Five minutes? You want five fucking minutes Denny? You know what? I haven't got five FUCKING MINUTES! Gonna ask you again Denny, where's my money?

DENNY
I don't have anything!

CHRIS R
Where's my money Denny? WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY DENNY!!!!1!?!!!?!?!??!!? DID YOU USE MY FUCKING MONEY?

DENNY
I swear to god, it's coming!

CHRIS R
WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY DENNY!?!?!!?!?!?!?12111?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

DENNY
Put the gun down!

TOMMY
OOOOHHHHH!

CHRIS R
WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY? WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY, DENNY!?!!?!?!?!?!?!111 Get off! Fucker!

MARK
Shut up!

TOMMY
....

LISA
What's going on here, somebody help!?!!?!?!?

MARK
Shut up!

TOMMY
Shut up!

CHRIS R
Shut up!

TOMMY
Let's take him to the police.

CHRIS R
FUCKING DEAD!

LISA
Denny, are you ok? What did that man want from you?

DENNY
Nothing!

CLAUDETTE
Oh, that was not nothing!

LISA
Tell me everything!

CLAUDETTE
You have no idea what kind of trouble you're in, do you?

DENNY
I owe him some money.

LISA
What kind of money?

DENNY
I owe him some money!

LISA
WHAT KIND OF MONEY!?!?!?!?

DENNY
Everything's okay, he's gone!

CLAUDETTE
Everything is not okay, Denny, that is a dangerous man!

DENNY
Calm down, he's going to jail!

LISA
DENNY, WHAT KIND OF MONEY, JUST TELL ME!?!!?!?!?!

CLAUDETTE
What do you need money for?

LISA
Mom, please, Denny is with me and Johnny!

CLAUDETTE
A man like that, with a gun! MY GOD!

LISA
Denny, look at me in the eyes and tell me the truth. We're your friends.

DENNY
I bought some drugs off of him. Things got mixed up, I didn't mean for this to happen!

LISA
Denny....

DENNY
I don't have them anymore!

LISA
WHAT KIND OF DRUGS, DENNY?!?!!?

DENNY
It doesn't matter, I don't have them anymore!

CLAUDETTE
It doesn't matter? How in the hell does it not matter? How did you get involved with drugs?

LISA
Mom!

CLAUDETTE
Were you giving them to someone, selling them to him? Where in the hell did you meet that man?

LISA
WHAT KIND OF DRUGS DO YOU TAKE?!?!!??!

DENNY
It's nothing like that!

LISA
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!~?~11/112PIJIOSUHTGIRSLDFHNKJUM

DENNY
I just needed some money to pay off some stuff!

LISA
HOW MUCH DID YOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM?

CLAUDETTE
This, is not how you make money!

LISA
HOW MUCH?!?!?!?!??!

DENNY
Stop ganging up on me!

CLAUDETTE
Well, it is time someone ganged up on you, for god's sake! A man like that! Where the hell did you meet a man like that!?!?!!??

DENNY
IT DOESN'T MATTER!

CLAUDETTE
It matters a great deal! A man holds a gun on you, you almost got killed, you expect me to forget that!

DENNY
You're not my FUCKING mother!

CLAUDETTE
You listen to me, young boy!

LISA
NO, NO!

CLAUDETTE
Somebody had better do something around here!

TOMMY
Are you okay Denny?

DENNY
I'm ok.

TOMMY
ARE YOU OKAY?

DENNY
I'm okay!

CLAUDETTE
What's okay, he's taking drugs!

MARK
C'mon stop! It was a mistake!

CLAUDETTE
A mistake? That he takes drugs?

TOMMY
Let's go home.

MARK
C'mon, it's clear!

CLAUDETTE
What's clear? I am going to call the police!

LISA
Mom, stop! It was Denny's mistake, stop!

CLAUDETTE
Well I-

MARK
Let's go.

TOMMY
Why did you do this, you know better, white? WHY?

DENNY
I'm, I'm sorry!

TOMMY
You know better Denny! You almost got kiyelled!

DENNY
I'm sorry! It won't happen again, I promise!

LISA
Denny, you know that Johnny is like your father. And we're your..........................................................................................friends.....................and we're going to help you.

TOMMY
Let's go home.

Bea is dead. She was Peter. It is now Night 2. You have 24 hours to send in all night actions.

#123

I may be dead, but I'm still AWESOME!

#124

ture

Joe Who? · #125

Wow, this thread is awfully silent.

#126

Tommy Wiseau wrote:Wow, this thread is awfully silent.

Night time.

It's the right time

for hiding time

#127

SCENE ONE

TOMMY
Oh, hai Susan!

SUSAN
Hi Johnny, how are you, good to see you! What would you like?

TOMMY
Hot chocolate please.

BARISTA PHIL
What size will you have?

TOMMY
Medium please.

SUSAN
How about you?

MARK
I'll have the mint tea.

SUSAN
Okay.

BARISTA PHIL
Medium also?

MARK
Yeah.

SUSAN
Go sit down, we'll be right there.

SCENE TWO

MARK
Man, I'm so tired of girl's games.

TOMMY
What happened now, Mark?

MARK
Relationships never work, man. I don't know why I waste my time.

TOMMY
What makes you say that?

MARK
It's not that easy, Johnny.

TOMMY
Well, you should be happy, Mark.

MARK
Yeah, I know. Life is too short.

TOMMY
Oh, thank you so much.

SUSAN
You're welcome. How 'bout something like cheesecake?

TOMMY
No...

MARK
Nah, not today...

SUSAN
It's very good. All right....

MARK
How was work today?

TOMMY
Oh, pretty good. We got a new client at the bank, we make a lot of money.

MARK
What client?

TOMMY
I cannot tell you, it's confidential.

MARK
Aww, come on. Why not?

TOMMY
No I can't. Anyway, how's your sex life?

MARK
Can't talk about it.

TOMMY
Why not? Oh god, I have to run.

MARK
Already?

TOMMY
Yeah, I'm sorry. See yah.

MARK
Want to go jogging?

TOMMY
Yeah sure, what time?

MARK
Golden Gate Park.

TOMMY
Right on. Ok, you go.

Tommy Wiseau is dead. It is now Day 3. You have 24 hours.

#128

Voting A Person.

#129

@INH: Is there any significance why Johnny's character is being written as "Tommy" and still called "Johnny" by everyone else (He asks, about a day and a half later that he should have )?

Also, votes AP

#130

Mister Rearranger wrote:@INH: Is there any significance why Johnny's character is being written as "Tommy" and still called "Johnny" by everyone else (He asks, about a day and a half later that he should have )?

Also, votes AP

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