The Sea, The Sea! [THE END]

#41

Holy crap, that was close. Voted the first player listed in order to a) vote and b) save A.S.S.

#42

Less than 45 minutes to vote. People who don't vote will be sorry.

#43

insertnamehere wrote:Not really anything to go on, so I'm voting for the player with the least amount of posts, which is Hedgeowl. Sorry.

Taking the low poster route I see!

but seriously there is nothing to go on right now. Micromafia feels like a game of chance. Since we have a short time left and I may need to save myself I'll wait a bit. So I will either vote Epi to save myself or INH for personal reasons.

#44

thellama73 wrote:Less than 45 minutes to vote. People who don't vote will be sorry.

Well now I feel silly. Dang DST has confused me again.

#45

This be how things work, methinks.

A scallywag votes Alfie.

Another scallywag votes Bobbins.

Alfie decides, "Bugger, 'ell hafta save my ballot to put on Bobbins if I want to hear me next 'Land 'o!'"

Now that's got ol' Bobbins one peg in the grave, and it's got 'im thinkin' 'e might hafta save his ballot, see?

But if Alfie and Bobbins both are as good a souls as a good soul should be, then the real scallywag can clank flagons and guzzle 'is rum as he likes, and be as idle as the calm.

#46

Me strongest suspicion be Kate, for saying she might vote aye on a skipper on the back of someone else's tongue.

#47

...

Somethin' be tellin' me the Captain'll be sheddin' his whiskers after this...

#48

Oh, he's not gonna be a happy bunny.

#49

Hedgie, you were supposed to help me save yoooooooou.

#50

Missed it by a minute. I've been stuck - entirely unnecessarily, I might add - underground on the metro for the past 20 minutes. In that timespan my eyes laid witness to all sorts of human incompetence.

I had planned to vote for Goosey but seeing the 3-way tie I might have broken it by voting for Kate.

Sorry host and players for missing the vote.

#51

Night 1

Forcing Kate to walk the plank (after a brief struggle with Epoignosis and Hedgeowl) was good for a laugh, but as the sun sank slowly over the horizon, the crew realized it was time to get serious, and stop laboring under the delusion that they all got to pick individual ships.

“We’re all in this together,” Kate would have said if she were still alive.

“Not me,” said INH. “I have an imaginary submarine.”

“No you don’t” corrected Epignosis.

“Hey guys, what are we doing out here anyway?” Mongoose asked. “I mean, I appreciate a good sail as much as the next person, but what’s the dealio, yo?”

“Yeah, what’s our mandate?” was Hedgeowl’s unoriginal contribution.

Well? What is it?

Kate has been lynched. She was Captain Nemo
You have 24 hours to send in any PMs and to talk amongst yourselves.

#52

Who will be glad they know how to swim?

Poll ended at Thu Mar 27, 2014 5:51 pm

Epignosis
1
Mongoose (3)
25%

Hedgeowl
1
insertnamehere (2)
25%

Insertnamehere
0
No votes

Kate
1
Epignosis (4)
25%

Mongoose
0
No votes

Turniphead
0
No votes

The sea itself (host/dead)
1
thellama73 (1)
25%

Total votes : 4

#53

Arr...seems Nemo's underwater sailing vessel had a hole in it.

#54

Words Alison would never say:

"There's too much tomato on my plate."

"I'm not interested into going to that museum."

"I do not want to pet that animal."

"What’s the dealio, yo?

#55

Why didn't Kate's power save her from being lynched? Is it because she missed the vote?

Rest in peace Kate

#56

I hereby claim Kate's vessel as my own, despite the host repeatedly mentioning that we don't have our own ships.

#57

Is our host against private ownership? Why does he want to take our vessels?

There might be mutiny for that bounty.

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#58

RiP Kate!! Argh, sorry to miss the vote, too many things at the same time. i am torn between exploring new worlds and plunder, but since "exploration" is mostly about plunder i am going with the more honest answer i think.

#59

Turnip Head wrote:Why didn't Kate's power save her from being lynched? Is it because she missed the vote?

Nope.

#60

thellama73 wrote:
Turnip Head wrote:Why didn't Kate's power save her from being lynched? Is it because she missed the vote?
Nope.

Is it because she didn't choose the submarine?

#61

Mongoose wrote:
thellama73 wrote:
Turnip Head wrote:Why didn't Kate's power save her from being lynched? Is it because she missed the vote?
Nope.
Is it because she didn't choose the submarine?

I think I'll let you guys speculate about that.

#62

From the way the night post was written, I'm guessing that Horatio did not vote (his vote is worth 2). It's written more like it was a legit tie.

#63

thellama73 wrote:
Night 1

Forcing Kate to walk the plank (after a brief struggle with Epoignosis and Hedgeowl) was good for a laugh, but as the sun sank slowly over the horizon, the crew realized it was time to get serious, and stop laboring under the delusion that they all got to pick individual ships.

“We’re all in this together,” Kate would have said if she were still alive.

“Not me,” said INH. “I have an imaginary submarine.”

“No you don’t” corrected Epignosis.

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Oh really? Well, on my modern state of the art goddamn submarine, I'm sipping white wine, reading Kafka, listening to Beethoven's Fifth on a gramophone, and dipping a strawberry in a motherfucking chocolate fountain. So all of you peasants can kindly go and do whatever it is that peasants do.

#64

Mongoose wrote:
thellama73 wrote:
Turnip Head wrote:Why didn't Kate's power save her from being lynched? Is it because she missed the vote?
Nope.
Is it because she didn't choose the submarine?

Is this even a question?

#65

insertnamehere wrote:
thellama73 wrote:
Night 1

Forcing Kate to walk the plank (after a brief struggle with Epoignosis and Hedgeowl) was good for a laugh, but as the sun sank slowly over the horizon, the crew realized it was time to get serious, and stop laboring under the delusion that they all got to pick individual ships.

“We’re all in this together,” Kate would have said if she were still alive.

“Not me,” said INH. “I have an imaginary submarine.”

“No you don’t” corrected Epignosis.

[/size]
Oh really? Well, on my modern state of the art goddamn submarine, I'm sipping white wine, reading Kafka, listening to Beethoven's Fifth on a gramophone, and dipping a strawberry in a motherfucking chocolate fountain. So all of you peasants can kindly go and do whatever it is that peasants do.

Rob the gentry.

#66

Epignosis wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
thellama73 wrote:
Night 1

Forcing Kate to walk the plank (after a brief struggle with Epoignosis and Hedgeowl) was good for a laugh, but as the sun sank slowly over the horizon, the crew realized it was time to get serious, and stop laboring under the delusion that they all got to pick individual ships.

“We’re all in this together,” Kate would have said if she were still alive.

“Not me,” said INH. “I have an imaginary submarine.”

“No you don’t” corrected Epignosis.

[/size]
Oh really? Well, on my modern state of the art goddamn submarine, I'm sipping white wine, reading Kafka, listening to Beethoven's Fifth on a gramophone, and dipping a strawberry in a motherfucking chocolate fountain. So all of you peasants can kindly go and do whatever it is that peasants do.
Rob the gentry.

I'm not quite up to date with all of this poor people lingo. I'm assuming this means bathroom?

#67

Mongoose wrote:From the way the night post was written, I'm guessing that Horatio did not vote (his vote is worth 2). It's written more like it was a legit tie.

Ye be a well read lassie and I've scoured a book or two in the orphanage when 'twas naught else to do...

...what makes ye say this reads like even-stevens?

#68

Epignosis wrote:
Mongoose wrote:From the way the night post was written, I'm guessing that Horatio did not vote (his vote is worth 2). It's written more like it was a legit tie.
Ye be a well read lassie and I've scoured a book or two in the orphanage when 'twas naught else to do...

...what makes ye say this reads like even-stevens?

Because Kate struggled against the other two vote-receivers. I feel like if Kate had 2 points (versus their 1 point each) he probably wouldn't have mentioned it.

#69

Mongoose wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
Mongoose wrote:From the way the night post was written, I'm guessing that Horatio did not vote (his vote is worth 2). It's written more like it was a legit tie.
Ye be a well read lassie and I've scoured a book or two in the orphanage when 'twas naught else to do...

...what makes ye say this reads like even-stevens?
Because Kate struggled against the other two vote-receivers. I feel like if Kate had 2 points (versus their 1 point each) he probably wouldn't have mentioned it.

Ye think the Captain would reveal someone with just a wee bit o' storytellin'?

#70

Not sure. If only one person hadn't voted, I don't think so, but that's not the case.

#71

I'm not sure sussing this person out would be wise though. I am not very passionate about this line, but I'm glad we are finally talking about sooomething.

#72

Day 2

As dawn broke over the bounding main, the group of embattled sailors was once again unable to agree on a purpose for their expedition. Just as the argument reached its highest pitch, it was interrupted by the great splash of a huge whale leaping out of the water and sending the ship rolling. Many stumbled, some fell. One man retained his footing, though, a gleam in his eye.

With nary a hesitation, Captain Ahab seized a harpoon and waited, his keen eye focused on the wake of the whale as it came around for a second pass. As it crested, he plunged the metal dart with all his strength into its flesh, and with a roar of agony, the beast turned and slunk away into the murky deep. Were it not for the brave actions of the Captain, lives would surely have been lost.

All was not completely rosy, however. In the ensuing brouhaha, Hedgeowl was found with her throat slit, crammed below decks. Sorry Hedgeowl.

Hedgeowl has been killed by Wolf Larsen. It is now Day 2. You have 24 hours to find the murderer and hang him high.

#73

Hard to hang anybody when thar be no gallows...

#74

A pirate's death for me! Next time I die at sea, maybe sharks or impaled on coral while diving for pearls...Avenge me, ya landlubbers! :shark:

#75

Rest in peace Hedgeowl, and I hope you won't mind if I add your frigate to my fleet.

#76

I caught a Mongoose on me deck! Drown the critters!

#77

I believe Mongoose is the right call here. Women are bad luck at sea. And her boat would look a lot better with a turnip-and-crossbones flying from its mast.

#78

Welll.... at least you remembered I'm not a dude?

but seriously, all three girls in a row? A little tacky, eh.

#79

What's with the rush for Mongoose? Neither of you have given a legitimate reason. There's roughly four possible answers to this. 1: You all legitimately suspect her. 2: Both of you have found info on her. 3: One of you is bad, and the other legitimately suspects her. 4: One of you is bad, and the other has info.

#80

insertnamehere wrote:What's with the rush for Mongoose? Neither of you have given a legitimate reason. There's roughly four possible answers to this. 1: You all legitimately suspect her. 2: Both of you have found info on her. 3: One of you is bad, and the other legitimately suspects her. 4: One of you is bad, and the other has info.

Or five, that not one of us gives a toss!

#81

When did this turn into the He-Man Woman Hater's Club?

#82

Epignosis wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:What's with the rush for Mongoose? Neither of you have given a legitimate reason. There's roughly four possible answers to this. 1: You all legitimately suspect her. 2: Both of you have found info on her. 3: One of you is bad, and the other legitimately suspects her. 4: One of you is bad, and the other has info.
Or five, that not one of us gives a toss!

k *votes Epignosis*

#83

Early lynch post?

#84

Turnip Head has been out for my blood ab initio, so I don't know what that's about.

linki mother of pearl

#85

Mongoose wrote:Turnip Head has been out for my blood ab initio, so I don't know what that's about.

linki mother of pearl

Sorry you have to die, lass.

#86

insertnamehere wrote:Early lynch post?

I am too tired and too drunk to write the post it tonight. But I will post early tomorrow.

#87

Epignosis wrote:
Mongoose wrote:Turnip Head has been out for my blood ab initio, so I don't know what that's about.

linki mother of pearl
Sorry you have to die, lass.

If you were an indie band, you'd be Wolf Parade.

#88

thellama73 wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:Early lynch post?
I am too tired and too drunk to write the post it tonight. But I will post early tomorrow.

Ah, boo. I'm too tired and too drunk to read anything ya wrote!

#89

Voting Epignosis, since I didn't say that yet actually. And covering my bases since he voted for me, so am trying to invalidate his vote by saying his name. Already said TH's name. No need to say anyone else's!

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#90

thellama73 wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:Early lynch post?
I am too tired and too drunk to write the post it tonight. But I will post early tomorrow.

drfunk mafia is best mafia

Which way to go?