Funny or Die - Game Over

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Re: Funny or Die - Night 2

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4 more for my Pokemon game on RM! Who else wants to catch 'em all? And I'm not talking about STDs!
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Re: Funny or Die - Night 2

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Boogs wrote:4 more for my Pokemon game on RM! Who else wants to catch 'em all? And I'm not talking about STDs!
no thanks, i've already got them. :sigh:
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DESTROY THEM ALL NOW AND WE MEAN NOW OK BE FREE KILL ALL WHO ARE EVIL WHAT A SAD SAD LIFE WE HAD NO TELEVISION BACK IN OUR DAYS DEVICES ARE BAD BUT ITS THE PEOPLE WHO ARE EVIL THE GOVERNMENTS AND ILLUMINATI ARE KILLING US ALL WAKE UP LEARN OUR WAYS AT MOG N SKYS BLACKPOOL FY1 6DZ NUMBER 104 WE HAVE PURE PROOF CHATTOUXS SPEN BROOK WATER IS PURE BLACKPOOL UNITED UTILITIES WATER IS POISONED VERY HARMFULL WATER TRUE XXXX 01253 424 625
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Vompatti wrote:DESTROY THEM ALL NOW AND WE MEAN NOW OK BE FREE KILL ALL WHO ARE EVIL WHAT A SAD SAD LIFE WE HAD NO TELEVISION BACK IN OUR DAYS DEVICES ARE BAD BUT ITS THE PEOPLE WHO ARE EVIL THE GOVERNMENTS AND ILLUMINATI ARE KILLING US ALL WAKE UP LEARN OUR WAYS AT MOG N SKYS BLACKPOOL FY1 6DZ NUMBER 104 WE HAVE PURE PROOF CHATTOUXS SPEN BROOK WATER IS PURE BLACKPOOL UNITED UTILITIES WATER IS POISONED VERY HARMFULL WATER TRUE XXXX 01253 424 625
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Re: Funny or Die - Night 2

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Metalmarsh89 wrote:
Vompatti wrote:DESTROY THEM ALL NOW AND WE MEAN NOW OK BE FREE KILL ALL WHO ARE EVIL WHAT A SAD SAD LIFE WE HAD NO TELEVISION BACK IN OUR DAYS DEVICES ARE BAD BUT ITS THE PEOPLE WHO ARE EVIL THE GOVERNMENTS AND ILLUMINATI ARE KILLING US ALL WAKE UP LEARN OUR WAYS AT MOG N SKYS BLACKPOOL FY1 6DZ NUMBER 104 WE HAVE PURE PROOF CHATTOUXS SPEN BROOK WATER IS PURE BLACKPOOL UNITED UTILITIES WATER IS POISONED VERY HARMFULL WATER TRUE XXXX 01253 424 625
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get in line. :mafia:
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Vompatti wrote:DESTROY THEM ALL NOW AND WE MEAN NOW OK BE FREE KILL ALL WHO ARE EVIL WHAT A SAD SAD LIFE WE HAD NO TELEVISION BACK IN OUR DAYS DEVICES ARE BAD BUT ITS THE PEOPLE WHO ARE EVIL THE GOVERNMENTS AND ILLUMINATI ARE KILLING US ALL WAKE UP LEARN OUR WAYS AT MOG N SKYS BLACKPOOL FY1 6DZ NUMBER 104 WE HAVE PURE PROOF CHATTOUXS SPEN BROOK WATER IS PURE BLACKPOOL UNITED UTILITIES WATER IS POISONED VERY HARMFULL WATER TRUE XXXX 01253 424 625
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Vompatti wrote:DESTROY THEM ALL NOW AND WE MEAN NOW OK BE FREE KILL ALL WHO ARE EVIL WHAT A SAD SAD LIFE WE HAD NO TELEVISION BACK IN OUR DAYS DEVICES ARE BAD BUT ITS THE PEOPLE WHO ARE EVIL THE GOVERNMENTS AND ILLUMINATI ARE KILLING US ALL WAKE UP LEARN OUR WAYS AT MOG N SKYS BLACKPOOL FY1 6DZ NUMBER 104 WE HAVE PURE PROOF CHATTOUXS SPEN BROOK WATER IS PURE BLACKPOOL UNITED UTILITIES WATER IS POISONED VERY HARMFULL WATER TRUE XXXX 01253 424 625
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Re: Funny or Die - Night 2

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Vompatti wrote:
Boogs wrote:4 more for my Pokemon game on RM! Who else wants to catch 'em all? And I'm not talking about STDs!
no thanks, i've already got them. :sigh:
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Boogs, are you a Pokémon?
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The answer: all of them, if you are a marmot.
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Re: Funny or Die - Night 2

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Metalmarsh89 wrote:Boogs, are you a Pokémon?
No but if I was, I'd be Boogsamon!
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Metalmarsh89 wrote:Boogs, are you a Pokémon?
what is pokemon
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The Uncle Rebus Project


Hey rancheroos,

Today's contest is of the Rebus Persuasion.

Simply PM me (and cc: TurnipHead, the host) a rebus. You can make your rebus in a graphic design software such as Illustrator, Photoshop or even Paint, or you can just send us a series of individual .gifs or .jpgs to make the Rebus.

The contest ends one hour (1 hr) before the Day 3 poll closes.

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Player Petunia Pillowsbottom asks:

"Dear God of Funny,

I like your cheese hair.

What is a Rebus?"


Great question, Petunia. A Rebus is a pictogram (or series thereof) that conveys a message. Let's imagine that instead of a standard missive, you receive a slip of paper through your mailslot with the following images: a) an eye, b) the sea; c) a female sheep. Clever ponies might deduce that the message means: "I See You."

Let the Rebuses continue to flow in.
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Re: Funny or Die - Night 2

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Vompatti wrote:
Metalmarsh89 wrote:
Vompatti wrote:DESTROY THEM ALL NOW AND WE MEAN NOW OK BE FREE KILL ALL WHO ARE EVIL WHAT A SAD SAD LIFE WE HAD NO TELEVISION BACK IN OUR DAYS DEVICES ARE BAD BUT ITS THE PEOPLE WHO ARE EVIL THE GOVERNMENTS AND ILLUMINATI ARE KILLING US ALL WAKE UP LEARN OUR WAYS AT MOG N SKYS BLACKPOOL FY1 6DZ NUMBER 104 WE HAVE PURE PROOF CHATTOUXS SPEN BROOK WATER IS PURE BLACKPOOL UNITED UTILITIES WATER IS POISONED VERY HARMFULL WATER TRUE XXXX 01253 424 625
Is this a sex ad? I want some.
get in line. :mafia:

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Re: Funny or Die - Night 2

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hump
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Re: Funny or Die - Night 2

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i wiwhs
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Seems to be the leitmotif around these parts.
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How the hell did I miss these sign-ups????????? :overreact:
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MovingPictures07 wrote:How the hell did I miss these sign-ups????????? :overreact:
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Re: Funny or Die - Night 2

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A Person wrote:i wiwhs
Oh, are we playing the bang your head on the keyboard game? Cool, I'll try!

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insertnamehere wrote:
A Person wrote:i wiwhs
Oh, are we playing the bang your head on the keyboard game? Cool, I'll try!

bvggbfhjn
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Lizzy wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
A Person wrote:i wiwhs
Oh, are we playing the bang your head on the keyboard game? Cool, I'll try!

bvggbfhjn
Harder ifyouknowwhatimean
zaSX , lmknhbj vsxdzcfdrvc vfdxf bvhgnhj bhbnj mjnk ,mk,l bn hcv fedrsf56yuhjnuy bjnhmm ,nkjb vh bnhg

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Re: Funny or Die - Night 2

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mfw inh can't tell that i'm actually just ont corecting typos
mfw i have no face
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insertnamehere wrote:
Lizzy wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
A Person wrote:i wiwhs
Oh, are we playing the bang your head on the keyboard game? Cool, I'll try!

bvggbfhjn
Harder ifyouknowwhatimean
zaSX , lmknhbj vsxdzcfdrvc vfdxf bvhgnhj bhbnj mjnk ,mk,l bn hcv fedrsf56yuhjnuy bjnhmm ,nkjb vh bnhg

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Lizzy wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
Lizzy wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
A Person wrote:i wiwhs
Oh, are we playing the bang your head on the keyboard game? Cool, I'll try!

bvggbfhjn
Harder ifyouknowwhatimean
zaSX , lmknhbj vsxdzcfdrvc vfdxf bvhgnhj bhbnj mjnk ,mk,l bn hcv fedrsf56yuhjnuy bjnhmm ,nkjb vh bnhg

you like that, don't you?
a little to the left
agsawdfagzcsxxatarfgwdcaxcsfda cwsdcfczxawesdxqaCS ADXCSRAQWDSACXAFWGRDSXC ASTWDQWCDXAFSCX

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Re: Funny or Die - Night 2

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oh yesssssssssssss

[/fakes] :|
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awww, poor inh :(
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he had it coming :|
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Lizzy wrote:he had it coming :|
no he didn't (if you know what i mean)
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A Person wrote:
Lizzy wrote:he had it coming :|
no he didn't (if you know what i mean)
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Boogs wrote:
Metalmarsh89 wrote:Boogs, are you a Pokémon?
No but if I was, I'd be Boogsamon!
I'd be Russtizard! I'd be Ghost and Earth type and run around like crazy yelling "Russ-ti, Russ-ti" at everyone in a real dopey voice while people threw little balls at me.

....which is to say, my life wouldn't change at all.

Linki: Oh ho ho! Got 'im!
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Lizzy wrote:
A Person wrote:
Lizzy wrote:he had it coming :|
no he didn't (if you know what i mean)
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Haha, I was totally, definitely, 100% faking too! Haha! That is most definitely what happened!
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RUSSTIFINKO HAS BEEN SMITED. HE'S DEAD AS SHIT NOW, GOODBYE RUSSTI.

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:overreact: I shall avenge you, Rsusit! :noble:
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NOOOOOOOOO!

I didn't even live to show why that gorilla video was funny and not just cute. [sobs uncontrollably]

SMITER NO SMITING!

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Russtifinko wrote:
Boogs wrote:
Metalmarsh89 wrote:Boogs, are you a Pokémon?
No but if I was, I'd be Boogsamon!
I'd be Russtizard! I'd be Ghost and Earth type and run around like crazy yelling "Russ-ti, Russ-ti" at everyone in a real dopey voice while people threw little balls at me.

....which is to say, my life wouldn't change at all.

Linki: Oh ho ho! Got 'im!
RIP :( Little balls lol

Ugh I don't know who the freakin smiter is lol I may just vote for Insertnamehere since I was planning to last time. I have no idea yet lol
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Boogs wrote:
Russtifinko wrote:
Boogs wrote:
Metalmarsh89 wrote:Boogs, are you a Pokémon?
No but if I was, I'd be Boogsamon!
I'd be Russtizard! I'd be Ghost and Earth type and run around like crazy yelling "Russ-ti, Russ-ti" at everyone in a real dopey voice while people threw little balls at me.

....which is to say, my life wouldn't change at all.

Linki: Oh ho ho! Got 'im!
RIP :( Little balls lol

Ugh I don't know who the freakin smiter is lol I may just vote for Insertnamehere since I was planning to last time. I have no idea yet lol
What did I do, again? Other than being the most charming bastard this side of the Atlantic.
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insertnamehere wrote:
Boogs wrote:
Russtifinko wrote:
Boogs wrote:
Metalmarsh89 wrote:Boogs, are you a Pokémon?
No but if I was, I'd be Boogsamon!
I'd be Russtizard! I'd be Ghost and Earth type and run around like crazy yelling "Russ-ti, Russ-ti" at everyone in a real dopey voice while people threw little balls at me.

....which is to say, my life wouldn't change at all.

Linki: Oh ho ho! Got 'im!
RIP :( Little balls lol

Ugh I don't know who the freakin smiter is lol I may just vote for Insertnamehere since I was planning to last time. I have no idea yet lol
What did I do, again? Other than being the most charming bastard this side of the Atlantic.
Lol you kept annoying me with your posts remember :p. I don't know if you're the Smiter or not though. Any ideas?
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Lizzy wrote::overreact: I shall avenge you, Rsusit! :noble:
You can't avenge someone if you killed 'em. That's just plain suicide. :srsnod:

I self-voted again because I'm a moron.
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Boogs wrote: Lol you kept annoying me with your posts remember :p. I don't know if you're the Smiter or not though. Any ideas?
Let's be sleuths and solve mysteries and stuff. Do you know where the clues are?
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I can't see anything without my kitty monocle! Jinkies!
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Re: Funny or Die - Day 3

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A mailman was retiring after 30 years of service on the same route.

Many residents gave him gifts for his retirement.

One resident gave him a bottle of expensive whiskey.

Another gave him a humidor filled with fine cigars.

At the end of the route, however, as he was delivering the mail, Lizzy approached him wearing a very skimpy outfit. She invited him inside and he spent the night with her.

The next morning, the mailman awoke to the smell of breakfast. He went downstairs.

"This is for you," Lizzy said.

It was an envelope. Inside was a five dollar bill.

"What's this for?" the astonished mail carrier asked.

"It's yours," Lizzy said.

"But why?"

Lizzy rolled her eyes as she finished the eggs. "I told my husband you were retiring and asked what to do about it. He said 'Fuck him. Give him $5.'"
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Epignosis wrote:A mailman was retiring after 30 years of service on the same route.

Many residents gave him gifts for his retirement.

One resident gave him a bottle of expensive whiskey.

Another gave him a humidor filled with fine cigars.

At the end of the route, however, as he was delivering the mail, Lizzy approached him wearing a very skimpy outfit. She invited him inside and he spent the night with her.

The next morning, the mailman awoke to the smell of breakfast. He went downstairs.

"This is for you," Lizzy said.

It was an envelope. Inside was a five dollar bill.

"What's this for?" the astonished mail carrier asked.

"It's yours," Lizzy said.

"But why?"

Lizzy rolled her eyes as she finished the eggs. "I told my husband you were retiring and asked what to do about it. He said 'Fuck him. Give him $5.'"
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Remember, you have until lunch tomorrow to send me your Rebus!

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A pirate :pirate: walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel in his pants. He walks up to the barrrrrrtender and orders Sailor Jerry on the rocks and a bottle of Anchor Steam. The bartender says, "Ok, buddy, but first: what's with the steering wheel in your pants?"

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Insertnamehere couldn't come up with a funny joke, so he wrote this instead.
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i've heard those jokes before
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A Person wrote:i've heard those jokes before
well you don't have to come out and say it!
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