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KANGA-FUCKING-ROO!Metalmarsh89 wrote:Quick test, what is the capital of Australia?
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Sorry, I didn't specify, what is the geographical capital of Australia?
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Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:33 pm Just how many days of "let's yeet them tomorrow" can a mafioso survive?
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Too slow, you lose.
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brisbane
i win you loose
i win you loose
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I'm tighter than a tourniquet.A Person wrote:brisbane
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Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:33 pm Just how many days of "let's yeet them tomorrow" can a mafioso survive?
The answer: all of them, if you are a marmot.
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idlik2tightenyourtouryneequetifyuoknowatimeenMetalmarsh89 wrote:I'm tighter than a tourniquet.A Person wrote:brisbane
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omgarentmizzpeeledworedsthemostfuunneesttingevar?Epignosis wrote:omgipostastringoffukkinmispeldwurdsandimfunny
If you know what I mean.
if you know what I mean...
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ineverintendedvompspeaktobefunny ifknanlfoyoaufameikjiomedn
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insertnamehere wrote:omgarentmizzpeeledworedsthemostfuunneesttingevar?Epignosis wrote:omgipostastringoffukkinmispeldwurdsandimfunny
If you know what I mean.
if you know what I mean...
No.
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Damn, I don't even like black space. White space is far superior.
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hahahahahahahahahahhaisn'tsmispellingwordsandusingtheletter"k"asawordandnotparticapatingingamessogoddamnwhimisicalandquirky??????????????
arewenotmotherfuckingquirky?
arewenotmotherfuckingquirky?
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The grammar from insertnamehere reminds of me Deadpool from X Men mafia, which annoys me and makes me want to vote for him lol
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(Sticks claws out and starts growling) You won't like an angry kitty with a monocle and top hat on
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oh haahahahahahaahahx xD
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ur just jealous cuz ur not as cool as he isinsertnamehere wrote:hahahahahahahahahahhaisn'tsmispellingwordsandusingtheletter"k"asawordandnotparticapatingingamessogoddamnwhimisicalandquirky??????????????
arewenotmotherfuckingquirky?
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thatsdefintielyitA Person wrote:ur just jealous cuz ur not as cool as he isinsertnamehere wrote:hahahahahahahahahahhaisn'tsmispellingwordsandusingtheletter"k"asawordandnotparticapatingingamessogoddamnwhimisicalandquirky??????????????
arewenotmotherfuckingquirky?
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lol i knew itinsertnamehere wrote:thatsdefintielyitA Person wrote:ur just jealous cuz ur not as cool as he isinsertnamehere wrote:hahahahahahahahahahhaisn'tsmispellingwordsandusingtheletter"k"asawordandnotparticapatingingamessogoddamnwhimisicalandquirky??????????????
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it's k
he is an inspiration to us all
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Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:33 pm Just how many days of "let's yeet them tomorrow" can a mafioso survive?
The answer: all of them, if you are a marmot.
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I am crying because I lost the funny in this thread. Someone please help me find the funny again. It's rough being a zombie with nothing funny.
I was born to speak all mirth and no matter....
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that's totally red up there. Really. You just think you see green. *waves hand*
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also - Potatoes are totes going to kill me. Along with pasta. It's like you know me TH..... [/ot]
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I give up. I'm sadly not even through my first glass of wine yet. My brainz are just that fried.
Hey - at least I found the funny again. Even if it is laughing at my dumb ass.
Hey - at least I found the funny again. Even if it is laughing at my dumb ass.
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Vompatti, Russtifinko, and Turnip Head died and went to hell.
Upon arrival, they found themselves in a vast, fiery corridor. The devil led them down it and stopped in front of a door. It opened.
Within was a 3'5" woman with hairy feet, yellow teeth, a runny nose and a smoker's cough. Her hair was matted or missing altogether in some places. She weighed 200 lbs. The stench of stale alcohol came from her pores.
The devil announced, "Vompatti, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend eternity in bed with this!"
The remaining two followed the devil down the corridor. They stopped in front of another door. It opened.
Within was a 7" woman who weighed 85 lbs. She had no teeth and a large nose. She had garish, painted on eyebrows. She was missing two toes on her left foot. You could smell her body odor over the brimstone.
"Russtifinko, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend eternity in bed with this!"
After that, Turnip Head feared the worst. The devil led him to his door. It opened.
Within was Kate Upton, wearing a skimpy bikini and nothing else. Delighted, Turnip Head went in.
"Kate, you have sinned!"
Upon arrival, they found themselves in a vast, fiery corridor. The devil led them down it and stopped in front of a door. It opened.
Within was a 3'5" woman with hairy feet, yellow teeth, a runny nose and a smoker's cough. Her hair was matted or missing altogether in some places. She weighed 200 lbs. The stench of stale alcohol came from her pores.
The devil announced, "Vompatti, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend eternity in bed with this!"
The remaining two followed the devil down the corridor. They stopped in front of another door. It opened.
Within was a 7" woman who weighed 85 lbs. She had no teeth and a large nose. She had garish, painted on eyebrows. She was missing two toes on her left foot. You could smell her body odor over the brimstone.
"Russtifinko, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend eternity in bed with this!"
After that, Turnip Head feared the worst. The devil led him to his door. It opened.
Within was Kate Upton, wearing a skimpy bikini and nothing else. Delighted, Turnip Head went in.
"Kate, you have sinned!"
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seven inches and 85 lbs is impressive
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Which is more than you can say about the voter turnout.A Person wrote:seven inches and 85 lbs is impressive
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oh yeah, i forgot about thatEpignosis wrote:Which is more than you can say about the voter turnout.A Person wrote:seven inches and 85 lbs is impressive
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That's a cute story Epi.
Now I need to decide who to vote for.
Now I need to decide who to vote for.
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Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:33 pm Just how many days of "let's yeet them tomorrow" can a mafioso survive?
The answer: all of them, if you are a marmot.
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I just have to get this off my chest, I am actually Turnip Head's mild-mannered multi.
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Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:33 pm Just how many days of "let's yeet them tomorrow" can a mafioso survive?
The answer: all of them, if you are a marmot.
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Metalmarsh89 wrote:That's a cute story Epi.
Now I need to decide who to vote for.
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i'm not sure what tha tmeansMetalmarsh89 wrote:I just have to get this off my chest, I am actually Turnip Head's mild-mannered multi.
also, who is kate upton
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We are the same, but different, if you know what I mean.A Person wrote:i'm not sure what tha tmeansMetalmarsh89 wrote:I just have to get this off my chest, I am actually Turnip Head's mild-mannered multi.
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Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:33 pm Just how many days of "let's yeet them tomorrow" can a mafioso survive?
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A Person wrote:also, who is kate upton
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Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:33 pm Just how many days of "let's yeet them tomorrow" can a mafioso survive?
The answer: all of them, if you are a marmot.
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what's this sun thing i keep hearing aboutA Person wrote:i'm not sure what tha tmeansMetalmarsh89 wrote:I just have to get this off my chest, I am actually Turnip Head's mild-mannered multi.
also, who is kate upton
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it's that thing in the skyinsertnamehere wrote:what's this sun thing i keep hearing aboutA Person wrote:i'm not sure what tha tmeansMetalmarsh89 wrote:I just have to get this off my chest, I am actually Turnip Head's mild-mannered multi.
also, who is kate upton
but frrlz, i have no idea who kate upton is
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I was thinking of Kate Middleton then I wanted to talk in a British accent
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Vompatti has been lynched. He was Kate Upton.
A new Smiter has risen. Night 2 ends eventually.
A new Smiter has risen. Night 2 ends eventually.
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Shoot I thought the poll was Pm. I was going to vote for insertnamehere
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Why did vomps vote for himself?
To get to the other side!
To get to the other side!
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Spare me smiter Don't be a kitty killer again.
Also, I was baking everyone a cake and it said to mix in 2 bowls, that I misread as bowels and there may be something crunchy in your cake...
Also, I was baking everyone a cake and it said to mix in 2 bowls, that I misread as bowels and there may be something crunchy in your cake...
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YAY FOR INACTIVITY!Boogs wrote:Shoot I thought the poll was Pm. I was going to vote for insertnamehere
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Dun-dun-duuuuuuuuunBoogs wrote:Spare me smiter Don't be a kitty killer again.
Also, I was baking everyone a cake and it said to mix in 2 bowls, that I misread as bowels and there may be something crunchy in your cake...
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I thought the same thing.Boogs wrote:Shoot I thought the poll was Pm. I was going to vote for insertnamehere
But I don't think I'd have voted for INH, he might not have taken it well.
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Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:33 pm Just how many days of "let's yeet them tomorrow" can a mafioso survive?
The answer: all of them, if you are a marmot.