Funny or Die - Game Over

#281

A Person wrote:
Metalmarsh89 wrote:I just have to get this off my chest, I am actually Turnip Head's mild-mannered multi.
i'm not sure what tha tmeans

also, who is kate upton

what's this sun thing i keep hearing about

#282

insertnamehere wrote:
A Person wrote:
Metalmarsh89 wrote:I just have to get this off my chest, I am actually Turnip Head's mild-mannered multi.
i'm not sure what tha tmeans

also, who is kate upton
what's this sun thing i keep hearing about

it's that thing in the sky

but frrlz, i have no idea who kate upton is

#283

I was thinking of Kate Middleton then I wanted to talk in a British accent

#284

Vompatti has been lynched. He was Kate Upton.

A new Smiter has risen. Night 2 ends eventually.

#285

Shoot I thought the poll was Pm. I was going to vote for insertnamehere

#286

Why did vomps vote for himself?

To get to the other side!

#287

Spare me smiter

Don't be a kitty killer again.

Also, I was baking everyone a cake and it said to mix in 2 bowls, that I misread as bowels and there may be something crunchy in your cake...

#288

Boogs wrote:Shoot I thought the poll was Pm. I was going to vote for insertnamehere

YAY FOR INACTIVITY!

#289

Boogs wrote:Spare me smiter Don't be a kitty killer again.

Also, I was baking everyone a cake and it said to mix in 2 bowls, that I misread as bowels and there may be something crunchy in your cake...

Dun-dun-duuuuuuuuun

#290

Boogs wrote:Shoot I thought the poll was Pm. I was going to vote for insertnamehere

I thought the same thing.

But I don't think I'd have voted for INH, he might not have taken it well.

#291

Metalmarsh89 wrote:
Boogs wrote:Shoot I thought the poll was Pm. I was going to vote for insertnamehere
I thought the same thing.

But I don't think I'd have voted for INH, he might not have taken it well.

It's k if you kill him tonight.

#292

I would never!

#293

You can do it. I'll be cheering for you!

#294

Poor INH, I've been coerced!!!

#295

#296

Turnip Head wrote:Vompatti has been lynched. He was Kate Upton.

A new Smiter has risen. Night 2 ends eventually.

What a boob.

#297

God, who'd wanna be such an asshole?

#298

Y'all weren't kidding about Kate Upton.

But who is she?

#299

Er, I guess she's dead. Who was she?

#300

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Er, I guess she's dead. Who was she?

Tits.

#301

4 more for my Pokemon game on RM! Who else wants to catch 'em all? And I'm not talking about STDs!

#302

Boogs wrote:4 more for my Pokemon game on RM! Who else wants to catch 'em all? And I'm not talking about STDs!

no thanks, i've already got them.

#303

DESTROY THEM ALL NOW AND WE MEAN NOW OK BE FREE KILL ALL WHO ARE EVIL WHAT A SAD SAD LIFE WE HAD NO TELEVISION BACK IN OUR DAYS DEVICES ARE BAD BUT ITS THE PEOPLE WHO ARE EVIL THE GOVERNMENTS AND ILLUMINATI ARE KILLING US ALL WAKE UP LEARN OUR WAYS AT MOG N SKYS BLACKPOOL FY1 6DZ NUMBER 104 WE HAVE PURE PROOF CHATTOUXS SPEN BROOK WATER IS PURE BLACKPOOL UNITED UTILITIES WATER IS POISONED VERY HARMFULL WATER TRUE XXXX 01253 424 625

#304

Vompatti wrote:DESTROY THEM ALL NOW AND WE MEAN NOW OK BE FREE KILL ALL WHO ARE EVIL WHAT A SAD SAD LIFE WE HAD NO TELEVISION BACK IN OUR DAYS DEVICES ARE BAD BUT ITS THE PEOPLE WHO ARE EVIL THE GOVERNMENTS AND ILLUMINATI ARE KILLING US ALL WAKE UP LEARN OUR WAYS AT MOG N SKYS BLACKPOOL FY1 6DZ NUMBER 104 WE HAVE PURE PROOF CHATTOUXS SPEN BROOK WATER IS PURE BLACKPOOL UNITED UTILITIES WATER IS POISONED VERY HARMFULL WATER TRUE XXXX 01253 424 625

Is this a sex ad? I want some.

#305

Metalmarsh89 wrote:
Vompatti wrote:DESTROY THEM ALL NOW AND WE MEAN NOW OK BE FREE KILL ALL WHO ARE EVIL WHAT A SAD SAD LIFE WE HAD NO TELEVISION BACK IN OUR DAYS DEVICES ARE BAD BUT ITS THE PEOPLE WHO ARE EVIL THE GOVERNMENTS AND ILLUMINATI ARE KILLING US ALL WAKE UP LEARN OUR WAYS AT MOG N SKYS BLACKPOOL FY1 6DZ NUMBER 104 WE HAVE PURE PROOF CHATTOUXS SPEN BROOK WATER IS PURE BLACKPOOL UNITED UTILITIES WATER IS POISONED VERY HARMFULL WATER TRUE XXXX 01253 424 625
Is this a sex ad? I want some.

get in line.

#306

Vompatti wrote:DESTROY THEM ALL NOW AND WE MEAN NOW OK BE FREE KILL ALL WHO ARE EVIL WHAT A SAD SAD LIFE WE HAD NO TELEVISION BACK IN OUR DAYS DEVICES ARE BAD BUT ITS THE PEOPLE WHO ARE EVIL THE GOVERNMENTS AND ILLUMINATI ARE KILLING US ALL WAKE UP LEARN OUR WAYS AT MOG N SKYS BLACKPOOL FY1 6DZ NUMBER 104 WE HAVE PURE PROOF CHATTOUXS SPEN BROOK WATER IS PURE BLACKPOOL UNITED UTILITIES WATER IS POISONED VERY HARMFULL WATER TRUE XXXX 01253 424 625

ifinyouknowwatimeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn

#307

Vompatti wrote:DESTROY THEM ALL NOW AND WE MEAN NOW OK BE FREE KILL ALL WHO ARE EVIL WHAT A SAD SAD LIFE WE HAD NO TELEVISION BACK IN OUR DAYS DEVICES ARE BAD BUT ITS THE PEOPLE WHO ARE EVIL THE GOVERNMENTS AND ILLUMINATI ARE KILLING US ALL WAKE UP LEARN OUR WAYS AT MOG N SKYS BLACKPOOL FY1 6DZ NUMBER 104 WE HAVE PURE PROOF CHATTOUXS SPEN BROOK WATER IS PURE BLACKPOOL UNITED UTILITIES WATER IS POISONED VERY HARMFULL WATER TRUE XXXX 01253 424 625

ur schizophrenia

#308

Vompatti wrote:
Boogs wrote:4 more for my Pokemon game on RM! Who else wants to catch 'em all? And I'm not talking about STDs!
no thanks, i've already got them.

(Wears quarantine mask)

#309

Boogs, are you a Pokémon?

#310

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Boogs, are you a Pokémon?

No but if I was, I'd be Boogsamon!

#311

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Boogs, are you a Pokémon?

what is pokemon

Ben Linus · #312

The Uncle Rebus Project

Hey rancheroos,

Today's contest is of the Rebus Persuasion.

Simply PM me (and cc: TurnipHead, the host) a rebus. You can make your rebus in a graphic design software such as Illustrator, Photoshop or even Paint, or you can just send us a series of individual .gifs or .jpgs to make the Rebus.

The contest ends one hour (1 hr) before the Day 3 poll closes.

Good luck, and you may start your engines.

Ben Linus · #313

Player Petunia Pillowsbottom asks:

"Dear God of Funny,

I like your cheese hair.

What is a Rebus?"

Great question, Petunia. A Rebus is a pictogram (or series thereof) that conveys a message. Let's imagine that instead of a standard missive, you receive a slip of paper through your mailslot with the following images: a) an eye, b) the sea; c) a female sheep. Clever ponies might deduce that the message means: "I See You."

Let the Rebuses continue to flow in.

Ben Linus · #314

Vompatti wrote:
Metalmarsh89 wrote:
Vompatti wrote:DESTROY THEM ALL NOW AND WE MEAN NOW OK BE FREE KILL ALL WHO ARE EVIL WHAT A SAD SAD LIFE WE HAD NO TELEVISION BACK IN OUR DAYS DEVICES ARE BAD BUT ITS THE PEOPLE WHO ARE EVIL THE GOVERNMENTS AND ILLUMINATI ARE KILLING US ALL WAKE UP LEARN OUR WAYS AT MOG N SKYS BLACKPOOL FY1 6DZ NUMBER 104 WE HAVE PURE PROOF CHATTOUXS SPEN BROOK WATER IS PURE BLACKPOOL UNITED UTILITIES WATER IS POISONED VERY HARMFULL WATER TRUE XXXX 01253 424 625
Is this a sex ad? I want some.
get in line.

For your Valtrex.

#315

#316

i wiwhs

#317

Seems to be the leitmotif around these parts.

#318

How the hell did I miss these sign-ups?????????

#319

MovingPictures07 wrote:How the hell did I miss these sign-ups?????????

#320

A Person wrote:i wiwhs

Oh, are we playing the bang your head on the keyboard game? Cool, I'll try!

bvggbfhjn

#321

insertnamehere wrote:
A Person wrote:i wiwhs
Oh, are we playing the bang your head on the keyboard game? Cool, I'll try!

bvggbfhjn

Harder ifyouknowwhatimean

#322

Lizzy wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
A Person wrote:i wiwhs
Oh, are we playing the bang your head on the keyboard game? Cool, I'll try!

bvggbfhjn
Harder ifyouknowwhatimean

zaSX , lmknhbj vsxdzcfdrvc vfdxf bvhgnhj bhbnj mjnk ,mk,l bn hcv fedrsf56yuhjnuy bjnhmm ,nkjb vh bnhg

you like that, don't you?

#323

mfw inh can't tell that i'm actually just ont corecting typos
mfw i have no face

#324

insertnamehere wrote:
Lizzy wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
A Person wrote:i wiwhs
Oh, are we playing the bang your head on the keyboard game? Cool, I'll try!

bvggbfhjn
Harder ifyouknowwhatimean
zaSX , lmknhbj vsxdzcfdrvc vfdxf bvhgnhj bhbnj mjnk ,mk,l bn hcv fedrsf56yuhjnuy bjnhmm ,nkjb vh bnhg

you like that, don't you?

a little to the left

#325

Lizzy wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
Lizzy wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
A Person wrote:i wiwhs
Oh, are we playing the bang your head on the keyboard game? Cool, I'll try!

bvggbfhjn
Harder ifyouknowwhatimean
zaSX , lmknhbj vsxdzcfdrvc vfdxf bvhgnhj bhbnj mjnk ,mk,l bn hcv fedrsf56yuhjnuy bjnhmm ,nkjb vh bnhg

you like that, don't you?
a little to the left

agsawdfagzcsxxatarfgwdcaxcsfda cwsdcfczxawesdxqaCS ADXCSRAQWDSACXAFWGRDSXC ASTWDQWCDXAFSCX

YOU LIKE THAT? HUH? OOH YOU FILTHY MONKEY!

#326

oh yesssssssssssss

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#327

awww, poor inh

#328

he had it coming

#329

Lizzy wrote:he had it coming

no he didn't (if you know what i mean)

#330

A Person wrote:
Lizzy wrote:he had it coming
no he didn't (if you know what i mean)

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