Funny or Die - Game Over

[Lizzy]

i wiwhs

Oh, are we playing the bang your head on the keyboard game? Cool, I'll try!

bvggbfhjn

Harder ifyouknowwhatimean

[insertnamehere]

i wiwhs

Oh, are we playing the bang your head on the keyboard game? Cool, I'll try!

bvggbfhjn

Harder ifyouknowwhatimean

zaSX , lmknhbj vsxdzcfdrvc vfdxf bvhgnhj bhbnj mjnk ,mk,l bn hcv fedrsf56yuhjnuy bjnhmm ,nkjb vh bnhg

you like that, don't you?

[A Person]

mfw inh can't tell that i'm actually just ont corecting typos
mfw i have no face

[Lizzy]

i wiwhs

Oh, are we playing the bang your head on the keyboard game? Cool, I'll try!

bvggbfhjn

Harder ifyouknowwhatimean

zaSX , lmknhbj vsxdzcfdrvc vfdxf bvhgnhj bhbnj mjnk ,mk,l bn hcv fedrsf56yuhjnuy bjnhmm ,nkjb vh bnhg

you like that, don't you?

a little to the left

[insertnamehere]

i wiwhs

Oh, are we playing the bang your head on the keyboard game? Cool, I'll try!

bvggbfhjn

Harder ifyouknowwhatimean

zaSX , lmknhbj vsxdzcfdrvc vfdxf bvhgnhj bhbnj mjnk ,mk,l bn hcv fedrsf56yuhjnuy bjnhmm ,nkjb vh bnhg

you like that, don't you?

a little to the left

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YOU LIKE THAT? HUH? OOH YOU FILTHY MONKEY!

[Lizzy]

oh yesssssssssssss

[/fakes]

[A Person]

awww, poor inh

[Lizzy]

he had it coming

[A Person]

he had it coming

no he didn't (if you know what i mean)

[Lizzy]

he had it coming

no he didn't (if you know what i mean)

[Russtifinko]

Boogs, are you a Pokémon?

No but if I was, I'd be Boogsamon!

I'd be Russtizard! I'd be Ghost and Earth type and run around like crazy yelling "Russ-ti, Russ-ti" at everyone in a real dopey voice while people threw little balls at me.

....which is to say, my life wouldn't change at all.

Linki: Oh ho ho! Got 'im!

[A Person]

he had it coming

no he didn't (if you know what i mean)

[Russtifinko]

[insertnamehere]

Haha, I was totally, definitely, 100% faking too! Haha! That is most definitely what happened!

[Turnip Head]

RUSSTIFINKO HAS BEEN SMITED. HE'S DEAD AS SHIT NOW, GOODBYE RUSSTI.

It is now Day 3. You have 24 hours to lynch the Smiter.

[Lizzy]

I shall avenge you, Rsusit!

[Russtifinko]

NOOOOOOOOO!

I didn't even live to show why that gorilla video was funny and not just cute. [sobs uncontrollably]

SMITER NO SMITING!



Lizzy plz do reveneg me! It's not in our pact, but it wuold b souper nice of you k.

[Boogs]

Boogs, are you a Pokémon?

No but if I was, I'd be Boogsamon!

I'd be Russtizard! I'd be Ghost and Earth type and run around like crazy yelling "Russ-ti, Russ-ti" at everyone in a real dopey voice while people threw little balls at me.

....which is to say, my life wouldn't change at all.

Linki: Oh ho ho! Got 'im!

RIP Little balls lol

Ugh I don't know who the freakin smiter is lol I may just vote for Insertnamehere since I was planning to last time. I have no idea yet lol

[insertnamehere]

Boogs, are you a Pokémon?

No but if I was, I'd be Boogsamon!

I'd be Russtizard! I'd be Ghost and Earth type and run around like crazy yelling "Russ-ti, Russ-ti" at everyone in a real dopey voice while people threw little balls at me.

....which is to say, my life wouldn't change at all.

Linki: Oh ho ho! Got 'im!

RIP Little balls lol

Ugh I don't know who the freakin smiter is lol I may just vote for Insertnamehere since I was planning to last time. I have no idea yet lol

What did I do, again? Other than being the most charming bastard this side of the Atlantic.

[Boogs]

Boogs, are you a Pokémon?

No but if I was, I'd be Boogsamon!

I'd be Russtizard! I'd be Ghost and Earth type and run around like crazy yelling "Russ-ti, Russ-ti" at everyone in a real dopey voice while people threw little balls at me.

....which is to say, my life wouldn't change at all.

Linki: Oh ho ho! Got 'im!

RIP Little balls lol

Ugh I don't know who the freakin smiter is lol I may just vote for Insertnamehere since I was planning to last time. I have no idea yet lol

What did I do, again? Other than being the most charming bastard this side of the Atlantic.

Lol you kept annoying me with your posts remember . I don't know if you're the Smiter or not though. Any ideas?

[Marmot]

I shall avenge you, Rsusit!

You can't avenge someone if you killed 'em. That's just plain suicide.

I self-voted again because I'm a moron.

[Marmot]

Lol you kept annoying me with your posts remember . I don't know if you're the Smiter or not though. Any ideas?

Let's be sleuths and solve mysteries and stuff. Do you know where the clues are?

[Boogs]

I can't see anything without my kitty monocle! Jinkies!

[Epignosis]

A mailman was retiring after 30 years of service on the same route.

Many residents gave him gifts for his retirement.

One resident gave him a bottle of expensive whiskey.

Another gave him a humidor filled with fine cigars.

At the end of the route, however, as he was delivering the mail, Lizzy approached him wearing a very skimpy outfit. She invited him inside and he spent the night with her.

The next morning, the mailman awoke to the smell of breakfast. He went downstairs.

"This is for you," Lizzy said.

It was an envelope. Inside was a five dollar bill.

"What's this for?" the astonished mail carrier asked.

"It's yours," Lizzy said.

"But why?"

Lizzy rolled her eyes as she finished the eggs. "I told my husband you were retiring and asked what to do about it. He said 'Fuck him. Give him $5.'"

[insertnamehere]

A mailman was retiring after 30 years of service on the same route.

Many residents gave him gifts for his retirement.

One resident gave him a bottle of expensive whiskey.

Another gave him a humidor filled with fine cigars.

At the end of the route, however, as he was delivering the mail, Lizzy approached him wearing a very skimpy outfit. She invited him inside and he spent the night with her.

The next morning, the mailman awoke to the smell of breakfast. He went downstairs.

"This is for you," Lizzy said.

It was an envelope. Inside was a five dollar bill.

"What's this for?" the astonished mail carrier asked.

"It's yours," Lizzy said.

"But why?"

Lizzy rolled her eyes as she finished the eggs. "I told my husband you were retiring and asked what to do about it. He said 'Fuck him. Give him $5.'"

That mailman's name? Albert Einstein.

[Ben Linus]

Remember, you have until lunch tomorrow to send me your Rebus!

The one(s) received were spectacular!

[Russtifinko]

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel in his pants. He walks up to the barrrrrrtender and orders Sailor Jerry on the rocks and a bottle of Anchor Steam. The bartender says, "Ok, buddy, but first: what's with the steering wheel in your pants?"

"Yarrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

[insertnamehere]

Insertnamehere couldn't come up with a funny joke, so he wrote this instead.

[A Person]

i've heard those jokes before

[insertnamehere]

i've heard those jokes before

well you don't have to come out and say it!

[Russtifinko]

Ok, ok, you guys convinced me. I'll show you why the gorilla video was funny.



3:10-5:05

"Do NOT go to Stage 2!"

[Lizzy]

I shall avenge you, Rsusit!

You can't avenge someone if you killed 'em. That's just plain suicide.

I self-voted again because I'm a moron.

I don't slaughter my allies (unless they're Bullz or DH, but they're usually given a prior warning)

Now stop being a mormon. You're my new ally.

[Lizzy]

A mailman was retiring after 30 years of service on the same route.

Many residents gave him gifts for his retirement.

One resident gave him a bottle of expensive whiskey.

Another gave him a humidor filled with fine cigars.

At the end of the route, however, as he was delivering the mail, Lizzy approached him wearing a very skimpy outfit. She invited him inside and he spent the night with her.

The next morning, the mailman awoke to the smell of breakfast. He went downstairs.

"This is for you," Lizzy said.

It was an envelope. Inside was a five dollar bill.

"What's this for?" the astonished mail carrier asked.

"It's yours," Lizzy said.

"But why?"

Lizzy rolled her eyes as she finished the eggs. "I told my husband you were retiring and asked what to do about it. He said 'Fuck him. Give him $5.'"

WTF I've never been more insulted in my life.

I don't have eggs for breakfast.

[Boogs]

A mailman was retiring after 30 years of service on the same route.

Many residents gave him gifts for his retirement.

One resident gave him a bottle of expensive whiskey.

Another gave him a humidor filled with fine cigars.

At the end of the route, however, as he was delivering the mail, Lizzy approached him wearing a very skimpy outfit. She invited him inside and he spent the night with her.

The next morning, the mailman awoke to the smell of breakfast. He went downstairs.

"This is for you," Lizzy said.

It was an envelope. Inside was a five dollar bill.

"What's this for?" the astonished mail carrier asked.

"It's yours," Lizzy said.

"But why?"

Lizzy rolled her eyes as she finished the eggs. "I told my husband you were retiring and asked what to do about it. He said 'Fuck him. Give him $5.'"

WTF I've never been more insulted in my life.

I don't have eggs for breakfast.

Lol. Now I'm hungry but not for eggs. Must be the pregnancy kicking in again. Ugh, these kittens will be the death of me...

[A Person]

i had eggs this morningn :O

[Boogs]

i had eggs this morningn :O

Were they fresh out of a chicken's rectum?

I decided to go ahead and vote, so I won't forget this time, for insertnamehere unless some crazy evidence were to pop up before the poll closed lol

[A Person]

i had eggs this morningn :O

Were they fresh out of a chicken's rectum?

I decided to go ahead and vote, so I won't forget this time, for insertnamehere unless some crazy evidence were to pop up before the poll closed lol

chickens have a cloaca k

and no

[Lizzy]

I'm with you, Boogie! DEATH TO INH!

Also, how can you people have eggs in the morning without throwing up? :\

[A Person]

I'm with you, Boogie! DEATH TO INH!

Also, how can you people have eggs in the morning without throwing up? :\

by cooking them of course

[Epignosis]

I can't believe I'm voting Lizzy over eggs.

[A Person]

I can't believe I'm voting Lizzy over eggs.

Well it won't be over easy. That's to say, she's a tough egg to crack.

[Boogs]

Hey A Person didn't explain why they voted for Insertnamehere.

Also, those eggs may be over easy, but you're not lol

[Marmot]

I can't believe I'm voting Lizzy over eggs.

Well it won't be over easy. That's to say, she's a tough egg to crack.

As sure as eggs is eggs.

[A Person]

Hey A Person didn't explain why they voted for Insertnamehere.

Also, those eggs may be over easy, but you're not lol

Well I'm scrambled, then.

[Marmot]

I'm blanched.

[A Person]

and I htink INH is a hard boiled criminal!

[Ben Linus]

It's nearly the end of Day 3. Time to dig in your heels and amp up the funny!

Seriously, let's go for broke, guys. All in to win.

Make like Bob Saget and [redacted] a [redacted, redacted].

[insertnamehere]

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

[Turnip Head]

INH has been lynched. He was a sick sonuvabitch.

It is now night 3. A new Smiter has risen.

[Boogs]

I thought he was the kitty killer/ annoying everyone