Little Shop of Horrors [Day 4]

#41

Rats.

#42

crap on a clapboard

#43

Mongoose wrote:crap on a clapboard

You're next. Go ahead and eat me.

#44

Epignosis wrote:
Mongoose wrote:crap on a clapboard
You're next. Go ahead and eat me.

Nah. Don't tease me, bro.

#45

He pretty much confessed, what was I supposed to do?

#46

insertnamehere wrote:He pretty much confessed, what was I supposed to do?

Let's eat grandma

#47

thellama73 wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:He pretty much confessed, what was I supposed to do?
Let's eat grandma

Look at him, trying to confuse us with grammar and logic! Classic baddie move!

#48

Oh noes! I didn't think we had started yet! RIP llama, and hello everyone! I am so excited to be here I could sing! Though I am a bit concerned about what I'll do with no plant.

Also, as I said before the game, I thought for sure llama would be bad. So I'd probably have voted him too.

#49

Let's chat, lovelies. How is everyone today?

#50

Day 2

The sun rose in the street for the ever shrinking crew and yet another seemed to be missing. Mongoose looked around for her aloe plant partner, but remembered the sad loss of such a kindred soul the previous day. Epignosis eyed her suspiciously, but then that was the look he gave everyone this early in the morning. insertnamehere didnt know why everyone was so bummed since llama has led them astray and Dom wished there was more spontaneous singing, but was willing to wait considering the sad loss of their friend. It wasn't until someone remembered that Russti had arrived late the night before from Norway, that they realized he was missing. Jetlag they thought maybe, but then they saw his shoes half-chewed lying on the street and they knew something very bad had happened. He hadn't lived long enough to regret missing their trip to the plant store, but someone had taken it personally...

Russtifinko was killed by Audrey II. You have 24 hours to lynch someone.

#51

Russtifinko wrote:Oh noes! I didn't think we had started yet! RIP llama, and hello everyone! I am so excited to be here I could sing! Though I am a bit concerned about what I'll do with no plant.

Also, as I said before the game, I thought for sure llama would be bad. So I'd probably have voted him too.

This is literally Russti's only post this game (which is not a criticism, I know he's hellish busy hosting a full game). In light of this being his only contribution thus far, I thought Russti was a super odd choice for a N1 kill.

Anyone agree/disagree/want gelato?

#52

Mongoose wrote:
Russtifinko wrote:Oh noes! I didn't think we had started yet! RIP llama, and hello everyone! I am so excited to be here I could sing! Though I am a bit concerned about what I'll do with no plant.

Also, as I said before the game, I thought for sure llama would be bad. So I'd probably have voted him too.

This is literally Russti's only post this game (which is not a criticism, I know he's hellish busy hosting a full game). In light of this being his only contribution thus far, I thought Russti was a super odd choice for a N1 kill.

Anyone agree/disagree/want gelato?

I totally want gelato. I was thinking about Mango gelato all week. Maybe I need to get some tomorrow.

#53

So Dom, why Russti?

#54

Epignosis wrote:So Dom, why Russti?

I didn't kill Russti.
What makes you think I did?

#55

Dom wrote:
Epignosis wrote:So Dom, why Russti?
I didn't kill Russti.
What makes you think I did?

Who do you think did?

[/Dom tactic]

#56

Epignosis wrote:
Dom wrote:
Epignosis wrote:So Dom, why Russti?
I didn't kill Russti.
What makes you think I did?
Who do you think did?

[/Dom tactic]

Why do you think Mongoose said the kill was "strange"?

To be honest, it's been quiet so it's hard to get a read on people.
INH has been posting mostly nonsense and such. I'm not sure if that makes him bad, but it makes him hard to read. I also think you've been on par with what I would expect from you, civvie or baddie.

#57

Anyone want to talk?

#58

I didn't realize you voted, Epi.

#59

Shit

I really thought it ended at 10:32 :/

#60

Way to vote, only actual participant in mafia games anymore!

#61

I'm voting for Mongoose.

Hopefully Mongoose will count it.

#62

insertnamehere wrote:I'm voting for Mongoose.

Hopefully Mongoose will count it.

Wait, I mean Mongoose.

#63

insertnamehere wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:I'm voting for Mongoose.

Hopefully Mongoose will count it.
Wait, I mean Mongoose.

I mean Hedgeowl.

#64

insertnamehere wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:I'm voting for Mongoose.

Hopefully Mongoose will count it.
Wait, I mean Mongoose.
I mean Hedgeowl.

No, wait, Mongoose.

#65

I don't even mind being voted out; I deserve it for missing 2 votes in a row. I was in Tallahassee from 7am til literally just now, finalizing a townhaus and stuffing my face at Burrito Bros.

Hedgey, I am so sorry I was so inept at your first game! I mean this was ridiculous. I think you are being an excellent host though.

#66

Sorry for the night post delay! I fell asleep at 9pm last night and have been busy all day today. It should be up within the hour. #lifewithatoddler

#67

Night 2

As ths shock of Russti's final disappearance sunk in, our fearless team debated hotly who would be next to die. Dom! Mongoose! Hedgeowl! Oh wait...I mean Mongoose, they finally decided. At last they had reached a decision only to learn that they were too late. Mongoose had slipped through their fingers. She had survived worse than a possible lynching. I mean, she had been to the dentist for god sake's, she could survive anything after that.

No one has been lynched.

#68

Day 3

Mongoose ran through the alley to escape 3 angry men clutching her aloe plant as she tripped over boxes and broken glass. She spotted a basement door, pried it open and ducked inside as quickly as she could. Fearing they were all behind her she held her breath, but to her surprise she kept hearing heavy breathing. Contrary to what she would expect it was coming from behind her. She slowly turned around and looked up, but couldn't see far into the dark humid basement. It was at that moment that she was hit in the face with a large droplet of goop. "Ugh, gross. What was that?" she asked aloud. A great booming voice replied, "Excuse me, I didn't mean to drool on my Supper! Come closer precious!" Mongoose screamed and tried to open the basement door, but it wouldn't budge. As she scrambled against the wall, she found a light switch and turned to see the huge plant. It was unlike anything she had ever seen, but before she could take another step, the giant plant had swallowed her whole.

Mongoose has been killed by Audrey II. You have 24 hours to lynch someone.

#69

Audrey Two? More like Dom-drey Two! Amirite?

#70

Why kill me, Audrey II? I was playing so terribly!

It's just as well; I'm distracted by Pride Weekend.

Thanks for a fun game, Hedgie! Such a fun concept.

#71

insertnamehere wrote:Audrey Two? More like Dom-drey Two! Amirite?

Uh...
No.

#72

Are you saying someone planted suspicion on you Dom?

#73

Epignosis wrote:Are you saying someone planted suspicion on you Dom?

I am saying INH's claim is unsubstantiated and has no basis. I am not Audrey Two and I believe INH is.

#74

Why do you think InsertNeemHere is A2?

#75

Epignosis wrote:Why do you think InsertNeemHere is A2?

Because I don't think you are and I am not.

#76

Dom wrote:
Epignosis wrote:Why do you think InsertNeemHere is A2?
Because I don't think you are and I am not.

You think INH is bad because you think I am not.

That's circular reasoning, my Fern.

#77

Epignosis wrote:
Dom wrote:
Epignosis wrote:Why do you think InsertNeemHere is A2?
Because I don't think you are and I am not.
You think INH is bad because you think I am not.

That's circular reasoning, my Fern.

No.
It's deductive reasoning.
I think INH is bad because I haven't seen anything to indicate you are bad. There are three of us. I know I am not bad. I do not think you are bad. Thus, INH is bad.

#78

Dom wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
Dom wrote:
Epignosis wrote:Why do you think InsertNeemHere is A2?
Because I don't think you are and I am not.
You think INH is bad because you think I am not.

That's circular reasoning, my Fern.
No.
It's deductive reasoning.
I think INH is bad because I haven't seen anything to indicate you are bad. There are three of us. I know I am not bad. I do not think you are bad. Thus, INH is bad.

What have you seen to indicate that insertnameherb is bad though?

#79

"INH has been posting mostly nonsense and such. I'm not sure if that makes him bad, but it makes him hard to read. I also think you've been on par with what I would expect from you, civvie or baddie."

I also think you're less likely to be bad than INH. Maybe it's just because you're participating and INH is not, but it makes me want to think you are less likely to be bad. And I am thinking that.

In addition, I know I am not bad. Thus, since I know I am not bad, I think you are more likely to be civvie-- INH would be the baddie in that situation.

Finally there is a sense of self preservation in this suspicion; given that if you do not vote INH, I will die because it is unlikely that you will vote for yourself.

#80

Dom wrote:"INH has been posting mostly nonsense and such. I'm not sure if that makes him bad, but it makes him hard to read. I also think you've been on par with what I would expect from you, civvie or baddie."

I also think you're less likely to be bad than INH. Maybe it's just because you're participating and INH is not, but it makes me want to think you are less likely to be bad. And I am thinking that.

I'm the only one who voted last, so that's true.

Dom wrote:In addition, I know I am not bad. Thus, since I know I am not bad, I think you are more likely to be civvie-- INH would be the baddie in that situation.

Finally there is a sense of self preservation in this suspicion; given that if you do not vote INH, I will die because it is unlikely that you will vote for yourself.

Why am I not bad? And how does my participation make insertnamehibiscus bad?

#81

Night 3

The accusations flew! If Mongoose wasn't the evil-blood sucking plant than that only left the 3 of them. Debate raged on all day. Which one could it be?? They all clung to their chosen plants frantically knowing that the killer was among them. Finally the decision was reached that Dom would be killed next, to stop more killing. INH and Epi each had revolvers they pulled out and shot him over and over, but much to their surprise the bullets bounced off him and he remained unharmed...

No one has been lynched.

#82

#83

I literally have no idea how I survived.

#84

And I may or may not have gotten lost in a rewatch of Breaking Bad with a friend.

#85

Dom wrote:I literally have no idea how I survived.

#86

insertnamehere wrote:
Dom wrote:I literally have no idea how I survived.

I really don't.

#87

Dom wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
Dom wrote:I literally have no idea how I survived.

I really don't.

#88

insertnamehere wrote:
Dom wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
Dom wrote:I literally have no idea how I survived.

I really don't.

I'm confused.

#89

Dom wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
Dom wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
Dom wrote:I literally have no idea how I survived.

I really don't.

I'm confused.

#90

Who did Simon attack last night?