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I shall put mine enemies under my feet. (Yes)
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Cain wrote:
Jonathan wrote:hello - i am here, but am not nearly as famous as all you folks.
I like your apples! :grin:

I shall play this fun game :shifty:
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Hey Cain-- you should get that Mark looked at... a dermatologist might help.
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:evileye:
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Hello!
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If I end up lynching a Civvie, I can just wash my hands of it! :nicenod:
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Metalmarsh89 wrote:
Cain wrote:
Jonathan wrote:hello - i am here, but am not nearly as famous as all you folks.
I like your apples! :grin:

I shall play this fun game :shifty:
Welcome to the Syndicate Cain. :noble:
Um...you already welcomed me :D
Rachel wrote:Hey Cain-- you should get that Mark looked at... a dermatologist might help.
Why? Afraid god will smite you if you kill me?
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Pilate wrote:If I end up lynching a Civvie, I can just wash my hands of it! :nicenod:
Blame it on Cain. Don't blame it on me.
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Rebecca wrote:
Pilate wrote:If I end up lynching a Civvie, I can just wash my hands of it! :nicenod:
Blame it on Cain. Don't blame it on me.
It's nobody's fault, we just need somebody to burn.
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Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...
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Pilate wrote:If I end up lynching a Civvie, I can just wash my hands of it! :nicenod:
OMG This just made me LOL, I had to say something :P
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Mordecai reporting in.
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Jonathan wrote:Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3225193/1/Things-to-Come
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Rachel wrote:
Jonathan wrote:Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3225193/1/Things-to-Come
Yes, 'tis a controversial story from the Bible, different scholars ascribing different meanings to the passages.
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Jonathan wrote:
Rachel wrote:
Jonathan wrote:Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3225193/1/Things-to-Come
Yes, 'tis a controversial story from the Bible, different scholars ascribing different meanings to the passages.
"I grieve for you, Jonathan my brother; you were very dear to me. Your love for me was wonderful, more wonderful than that of women."

2 Samuel 1:26
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Just teasing on all accounts. :D
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Rachel wrote:
Jonathan wrote:Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3225193/1/Things-to-Come
I didn't know Biblical fan-fic was a "thing" :faint: Learn something new ever day.
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Jonathan wrote:
Rachel wrote:
Jonathan wrote:Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3225193/1/Things-to-Come
Yes, 'tis a controversial story from the Bible, different scholars ascribing different meanings to the passages.
What's a Bible?
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Belshazzar wrote:
Jonathan wrote:
Rachel wrote:
Jonathan wrote:Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3225193/1/Things-to-Come
Yes, 'tis a controversial story from the Bible, different scholars ascribing different meanings to the passages.
What's a Bible?
I think its like the Quran for Jewish people or something.
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Malchus, Pilate and Johnny Depp of the Old Testament, don't forget to also sign up in the poll.
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Belshazzar wrote:Malchus, Pilate and Johnny Depp of the Old Testament, don't forget to also sign up in the poll.
Thank you, Belsh! Or should I say... Llama! :feb:
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Pilate wrote:
Belshazzar wrote:Malchus, Pilate and Johnny Depp of the Old Testament, don't forget to also sign up in the poll.
Thank you, Belsh! Or should I say... Llama! :feb:
No more of my fine wine for you, m'lord, if it intoxicates you so much even before the proper start of the game.
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Maybe I shall tempt the wrath of God... or maybe I'd give myself away in seconds with spelling things Britishly.

:ponder:

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zeek wrote:Maybe I shall tempt the wrath of God... or maybe I'd give myself away in seconds with spelling things Britishly.

:ponder:

:shrug:

Pray on it.
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Does the poll reflect how many players have signed up?
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Samson wrote:Does the poll reflect how many players have signed up?
Yes. I have twelve accounts left.
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Epignosis wrote:
Samson wrote:Does the poll reflect how many players have signed up?
Yes. I have twelve accounts left.
Have Jesus gather up the others.
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Or if he's not available, maybe Yeezus can do it.

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Jesus christ, when do we start?







See what I did there?
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This game will begin once I get 12 more to PM me saying they want in.

Go evangelize.
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12 more... That seems... prophetic.
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Looks like we have no choice but to listen to some good old fashioned Catholic friendly music while we wait


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The next six to request a sock account will receive a role as well. :dark:
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COME FORTH
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Oh Mary, let us wash Jesus feet together as we talk about the heathens that do not follow the ways of the Lord!
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I hope you boys keep this game nice and clean, and none of your wandering eyes. I for one will not become a concubine of Solomon. And no incest from Cain and Able or the Lord shall smite them all. Praise he the Lord!
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Rachel bunny,I don't care what they say about you. I always preferred you over Leah and that lazy eye of hers.
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This is an oldie but goodie:

Who are the most constipated men in the Bible?

Cain, because he wasn't Abel.
Noah, because for forty days and forty nights, all he passed was water.
Moses, because he climbed all the way up a mountain just for two tablets.
Balaam, because his ass wouldn't do anything.
Solomon, because he sat on the throne for forty years.
Goliath, because even he couldn't take care of a little shit.
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Job wrote:In.
Always trying to impress God, aren't you JOB?
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Martha wrote:Rachel bunny,I don't care what they say about you. I always preferred you over Leah and that lazy eye of hers.
Laban always felt sorry for that snot of a sister, Leah. I gave birth to the best son of all, anyways-- Joseph. :pout:
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I can' wait.
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Stephen wrote:I can' wait.
Welcome to the Syndicate Stephen. :grin:
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Nine more let's go
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Rachel wrote:
Job wrote:In.
Always trying to impress God, aren't you JOB?
I don't have to try, I just do :noble:
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I love that Nebuchadnezzar is in this game. A formidable evil opponent. I am disappoint at no Holofernes. Maybe in the Sequel.
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Ruth wrote:I love that Nebuchadnezzar is in this game. A formidable evil opponent. I am disappoint at no Holofernes. Maybe in the Sequel.
Any Apocryphal works were deliberately excluded.
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