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This is an oldie but goodie:
Who are the most constipated men in the Bible?
Cain, because he wasn't Abel.
Noah, because for forty days and forty nights, all he passed was water.
Moses, because he climbed all the way up a mountain just for two tablets.
Balaam, because his ass wouldn't do anything.
Solomon, because he sat on the throne for forty years.
Goliath, because even he couldn't take care of a little shit.
Who are the most constipated men in the Bible?
Cain, because he wasn't Abel.
Noah, because for forty days and forty nights, all he passed was water.
Moses, because he climbed all the way up a mountain just for two tablets.
Balaam, because his ass wouldn't do anything.
Solomon, because he sat on the throne for forty years.
Goliath, because even he couldn't take care of a little shit.
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Always trying to impress God, aren't you JOB?Job wrote:In.
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Laban always felt sorry for that snot of a sister, Leah. I gave birth to the best son of all, anyways-- Joseph.Martha wrote:Rachel bunny,I don't care what they say about you. I always preferred you over Leah and that lazy eye of hers.
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I can' wait.
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Welcome to the Syndicate Stephen.Stephen wrote:I can' wait.
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Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:33 pm Just how many days of "let's yeet them tomorrow" can a mafioso survive?
The answer: all of them, if you are a marmot.
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I don't have to try, I just doRachel wrote:Always trying to impress God, aren't you JOB?Job wrote:In.
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I love that Nebuchadnezzar is in this game. A formidable evil opponent. I am disappoint at no Holofernes. Maybe in the Sequel.
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Any Apocryphal works were deliberately excluded.Ruth wrote:I love that Nebuchadnezzar is in this game. A formidable evil opponent. I am disappoint at no Holofernes. Maybe in the Sequel.
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Is it too late to claim the sock "the Messiah"?
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Golden wrote:Is it too late to claim the sock "the Messiah"?
Yes but you can claim the sock " The Trout Slapper"
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Miranda, that sock just isn't holy anymore.Golden wrote:Is it too late to claim the sock "the Messiah"?
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Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:33 pm Just how many days of "let's yeet them tomorrow" can a mafioso survive?
The answer: all of them, if you are a marmot.
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Epi that thing you needed fixed is fixed
Skip softly, my moonbeams, for I have heard tell
That the stairs up to heaven lead straight down to hell
That the stairs up to heaven lead straight down to hell
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I'm here. Let the game begin!:epig:
Oh, alrighty, we can wait for a few more players
Oh, alrighty, we can wait for a few more players
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For anyone wandering what the heck I'm saying.Metalmarsh89 wrote:Miranda, that sock just isn't holy anymore.Golden wrote:Is it too late to claim the sock "the Messiah"?
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Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:33 pm Just how many days of "let's yeet them tomorrow" can a mafioso survive?
The answer: all of them, if you are a marmot.
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I don't believe anyone was.Metalmarsh89 wrote:For anyone wandering what the heck I'm saying.Metalmarsh89 wrote:Miranda, that sock just isn't holy anymore.Golden wrote:Is it too late to claim the sock "the Messiah"?
Thank G-d for more signups!
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Six more. Two have not voted in the poll.
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What is taking so looooong? It's Day 8 of sign ups already. Didn't this YW guy, that I keep hearing stories about, allegedly create the world in less time than this?
It definitely doesn't take me that long to get drunk, that's for sure.
It definitely doesn't take me that long to get drunk, that's for sure.
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And the meek shall inherit the earth...
We've taken care of everything...
We've taken care of everything...
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Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:33 pm Just how many days of "let's yeet them tomorrow" can a mafioso survive?
The answer: all of them, if you are a marmot.
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Hello there. I'm Jacob.
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And yet, the Bible is so full of Lost people.Belshazzar wrote:This is Biblical Mafia, not LOST Mafia.
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Nobody names their offsprings Belshazzar anymore.Epignosis wrote:And yet, the Bible is so full of Lost people.Belshazzar wrote:This is Biblical Mafia, not LOST Mafia.
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So teach us to number our days that we may get a heart of wisdom.
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ay bay bay jacob
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They should have named one of the books Lost.Epignosis wrote:And yet, the Bible is so full of Lost people.Belshazzar wrote:This is Biblical Mafia, not LOST Mafia.
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Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:33 pm Just how many days of "let's yeet them tomorrow" can a mafioso survive?
The answer: all of them, if you are a marmot.
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He-e-e-e-ey sexy lady!Rachel wrote:ay bay bay jacob
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How many players until we begin?
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Five. Four, if Epig summons his wife again to wrap up the signups.Samson wrote:How many players until we begin?
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Well he might as well. Bible never cared much about the wives.
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I'm dead in everything.
Sign up please.
Sign up please.
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Four more now.
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Hello all.
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I need ONE more.
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Yes sir.
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Hell (...oops. sorry God) yeah, let's get this party started!
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We're full as far as I'm concerned. I'll be sending roles and starting the game tonight.
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Lot, checking in. Two warnings.
Whosoever journeys with me, don't look back. You'll turn into a pillar of salt. I'm already a widow for this reason.
Also, I intend to make a LOT of puns.
That is all.
Whosoever journeys with me, don't look back. You'll turn into a pillar of salt. I'm already a widow for this reason.
Also, I intend to make a LOT of puns.
That is all.
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Just glad my dad's not here tbh
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If there is a game thread, I can't find it.
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For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.
-2 Thessalonians 3:10
I'm at work. This will start today at some point.
-2 Thessalonians 3:10
I'm at work. This will start today at some point.
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