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Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:33 pm Just how many days of "let's yeet them tomorrow" can a mafioso survive?
The answer: all of them, if you are a marmot.
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Hey Cain-- you should get that Mark looked at... a dermatologist might help.
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If I end up lynching a Civvie, I can just wash my hands of it!
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Um...you already welcomed meMetalmarsh89 wrote:Welcome to the Syndicate Cain.Cain wrote:I like your apples!Jonathan wrote:hello - i am here, but am not nearly as famous as all you folks.
I shall play this fun game
Why? Afraid god will smite you if you kill me?Rachel wrote:Hey Cain-- you should get that Mark looked at... a dermatologist might help.
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Blame it on Cain. Don't blame it on me.Pilate wrote:If I end up lynching a Civvie, I can just wash my hands of it!
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It's nobody's fault, we just need somebody to burn.Rebecca wrote:Blame it on Cain. Don't blame it on me.Pilate wrote:If I end up lynching a Civvie, I can just wash my hands of it!
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Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...
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OMG This just made me LOL, I had to say something :PPilate wrote:If I end up lynching a Civvie, I can just wash my hands of it!
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Mordecai reporting in.
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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3225193/1/Things-to-ComeJonathan wrote:Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...
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Yes, 'tis a controversial story from the Bible, different scholars ascribing different meanings to the passages.Rachel wrote:https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3225193/1/Things-to-ComeJonathan wrote:Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...
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"I grieve for you, Jonathan my brother; you were very dear to me. Your love for me was wonderful, more wonderful than that of women."Jonathan wrote:Yes, 'tis a controversial story from the Bible, different scholars ascribing different meanings to the passages.Rachel wrote:https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3225193/1/Things-to-ComeJonathan wrote:Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...
2 Samuel 1:26
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Just teasing on all accounts.
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I didn't know Biblical fan-fic was a "thing" Learn something new ever day.Rachel wrote:https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3225193/1/Things-to-ComeJonathan wrote:Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...
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What's a Bible?Jonathan wrote:Yes, 'tis a controversial story from the Bible, different scholars ascribing different meanings to the passages.Rachel wrote:https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3225193/1/Things-to-ComeJonathan wrote:Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...
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I think its like the Quran for Jewish people or something.Belshazzar wrote:What's a Bible?Jonathan wrote:Yes, 'tis a controversial story from the Bible, different scholars ascribing different meanings to the passages.Rachel wrote:https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3225193/1/Things-to-ComeJonathan wrote:Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...
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Malchus, Pilate and Johnny Depp of the Old Testament, don't forget to also sign up in the poll.
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Thank you, Belsh! Or should I say... Llama!Belshazzar wrote:Malchus, Pilate and Johnny Depp of the Old Testament, don't forget to also sign up in the poll.
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No more of my fine wine for you, m'lord, if it intoxicates you so much even before the proper start of the game.Pilate wrote:Thank you, Belsh! Or should I say... Llama!Belshazzar wrote:Malchus, Pilate and Johnny Depp of the Old Testament, don't forget to also sign up in the poll.
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Maybe I shall tempt the wrath of God... or maybe I'd give myself away in seconds with spelling things Britishly.
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zeek wrote:Maybe I shall tempt the wrath of God... or maybe I'd give myself away in seconds with spelling things Britishly.
Pray on it.
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Does the poll reflect how many players have signed up?
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Yes. I have twelve accounts left.Samson wrote:Does the poll reflect how many players have signed up?
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Have Jesus gather up the others.Epignosis wrote:Yes. I have twelve accounts left.Samson wrote:Does the poll reflect how many players have signed up?
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Or if he's not available, maybe Yeezus can do it.
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Jesus christ, when do we start?
See what I did there?
See what I did there?
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This game will begin once I get 12 more to PM me saying they want in.
Go evangelize.
Go evangelize.
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12 more... That seems... prophetic.
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Looks like we have no choice but to listen to some good old fashioned Catholic friendly music while we wait
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The next six to request a sock account will receive a role as well.
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COME FORTH
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Oh Mary, let us wash Jesus feet together as we talk about the heathens that do not follow the ways of the Lord!
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I hope you boys keep this game nice and clean, and none of your wandering eyes. I for one will not become a concubine of Solomon. And no incest from Cain and Able or the Lord shall smite them all. Praise he the Lord!
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Rachel bunny,I don't care what they say about you. I always preferred you over Leah and that lazy eye of hers.
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This is an oldie but goodie:
Who are the most constipated men in the Bible?
Cain, because he wasn't Abel.
Noah, because for forty days and forty nights, all he passed was water.
Moses, because he climbed all the way up a mountain just for two tablets.
Balaam, because his ass wouldn't do anything.
Solomon, because he sat on the throne for forty years.
Goliath, because even he couldn't take care of a little shit.
Who are the most constipated men in the Bible?
Cain, because he wasn't Abel.
Noah, because for forty days and forty nights, all he passed was water.
Moses, because he climbed all the way up a mountain just for two tablets.
Balaam, because his ass wouldn't do anything.
Solomon, because he sat on the throne for forty years.
Goliath, because even he couldn't take care of a little shit.
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Always trying to impress God, aren't you JOB?Job wrote:In.
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Laban always felt sorry for that snot of a sister, Leah. I gave birth to the best son of all, anyways-- Joseph.Martha wrote:Rachel bunny,I don't care what they say about you. I always preferred you over Leah and that lazy eye of hers.
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I can' wait.
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Welcome to the Syndicate Stephen.Stephen wrote:I can' wait.
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Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:33 pm Just how many days of "let's yeet them tomorrow" can a mafioso survive?
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I don't have to try, I just doRachel wrote:Always trying to impress God, aren't you JOB?Job wrote:In.
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I love that Nebuchadnezzar is in this game. A formidable evil opponent. I am disappoint at no Holofernes. Maybe in the Sequel.
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Any Apocryphal works were deliberately excluded.Ruth wrote:I love that Nebuchadnezzar is in this game. A formidable evil opponent. I am disappoint at no Holofernes. Maybe in the Sequel.
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