Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]

[Lunatella]

In.

[Epignosis]

This is an oldie but goodie:

Who are the most constipated men in the Bible?

Cain, because he wasn't Abel.
Noah, because for forty days and forty nights, all he passed was water.
Moses, because he climbed all the way up a mountain just for two tablets.
Balaam, because his ass wouldn't do anything.
Solomon, because he sat on the throne for forty years.
Goliath, because even he couldn't take care of a little shit.

[dodo]

In.

Always trying to impress God, aren't you JOB?

[dodo]

Rachel bunny,I don't care what they say about you. I always preferred you over Leah and that lazy eye of hers.

Laban always felt sorry for that snot of a sister, Leah. I gave birth to the best son of all, anyways-- Joseph.

[MartinWP69]

I can' wait.

[Marmot]

I can' wait.

Welcome to the Syndicate Stephen.

[Young Lady]

Nine more let's go

[Lunatella]

In.

Always trying to impress God, aren't you JOB?

I don't have to try, I just do

[Ned Flanders]

I love that Nebuchadnezzar is in this game. A formidable evil opponent. I am disappoint at no Holofernes. Maybe in the Sequel.

[Epignosis]

I love that Nebuchadnezzar is in this game. A formidable evil opponent. I am disappoint at no Holofernes. Maybe in the Sequel.

Any Apocryphal works were deliberately excluded.

[Golden]

Is it too late to claim the sock "the Messiah"?

[Roxy]

Is it too late to claim the sock "the Messiah"?

Yes but you can claim the sock " The Trout Slapper"

[Marmot]

Is it too late to claim the sock "the Messiah"?

Miranda, that sock just isn't holy anymore.

[S~V~S]

Epi that thing you needed fixed is fixed

[Phoebe Buffay]

I'm here. Let the game begin!:epig:



Oh, alrighty, we can wait for a few more players

[Marmot]

Is it too late to claim the sock "the Messiah"?

Miranda, that sock just isn't holy anymore.

For anyone wandering what the heck I'm saying.

[Golf]

SIgning up for this.

[Ned Flanders]

Is it too late to claim the sock "the Messiah"?

Miranda, that sock just isn't holy anymore.

For anyone wandering what the heck I'm saying.

I don't believe anyone was.

Thank G-d for more signups!

[Golf]

So how many before we get this show on the road?

[Epignosis]

Six more. Two have not voted in the poll.

[Young Lady]

What is taking so looooong? It's Day 8 of sign ups already. Didn't this YW guy, that I keep hearing stories about, allegedly create the world in less time than this?

It definitely doesn't take me that long to get drunk, that's for sure.

[Marmot]

And the meek shall inherit the earth...























We've taken care of everything...

[Jack Shephard]

Hello there. I'm Jacob.

[Young Lady]

This is Biblical Mafia, not LOST Mafia.

[Epignosis]

This is Biblical Mafia, not LOST Mafia.

And yet, the Bible is so full of Lost people.

[Young Lady]

This is Biblical Mafia, not LOST Mafia.

And yet, the Bible is so full of Lost people.

Nobody names their offsprings Belshazzar anymore.

[Prisoner 509378]

So teach us to number our days that we may get a heart of wisdom.

[dodo]

ay bay bay jacob

[Marmot]

This is Biblical Mafia, not LOST Mafia.

And yet, the Bible is so full of Lost people.

They should have named one of the books Lost.

[Jack Shephard]

ay bay bay jacob

He-e-e-e-ey sexy lady!

[Sockys2023]

How many players until we begin?

[Young Lady]

How many players until we begin?

Five. Four, if Epig summons his wife again to wrap up the signups.

[Golf]

Well he might as well. Bible never cared much about the wives.

[Young Lady]

I don't think I even remember how many I have.

[Epignosis]

I'm dead in everything.

Sign up please.

[Operator]

Hello.

[Ned Flanders]

[Epignosis]

Four more now.

[Spooky Ghost]

[Gunther]

Hello all.

[Epignosis]

I need ONE more.

[Chuck]

Yes sir.

[Young Lady]

Hell (...oops. sorry God) yeah, let's get this party started!

[Epignosis]

We're full as far as I'm concerned. I'll be sending roles and starting the game tonight.

[Snapshot]

Lot, checking in. Two warnings.

Whosoever journeys with me, don't look back. You'll turn into a pillar of salt. I'm already a widow for this reason.

Also, I intend to make a LOT of puns.

That is all.

[dodo]

Just glad my dad's not here tbh

[Epignosis]

All PMs have been sent out. If you were expecting one and didn't get one, then send me a PM.

[Chuck]

If there is a game thread, I can't find it.

[Epignosis]

For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.
-2 Thessalonians 3:10

I'm at work. This will start today at some point.