Naughty Fortune Cookies

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G-Man
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Naughty Fortune Cookies

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In college, I learned of a humorous way to make just about any fortune cookie funny and naughty. All you do is add "in bed" to the end of it. Take this one I got this week for example:
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done.
...which becomes:
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done in bed.
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Used to do this all the time...in bed.
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