[ENDGAME] Bullets Over Broadway Mafia

[Epignosis]

Epi, got something to say to me? I can practically TASTE your salt.

I do all the cooking at my home. "Salt" is an ingredient.

Processing salt is also an important chemical reaction for human life.

You know what else is an important process for human life?

Processing shit.

You are shitting.

And I ain't tasting that.

[Cobalt]

Epi, got something to say to me? I can practically TASTE your salt.

I do all the cooking at my home. "Salt" is an ingredient.

Processing salt is also an important chemical reaction for human life.

You know what else is an important process for human life?

Processing shit.

You are shitting.

And I ain't tasting that.

And yet you still won't get to the point... hmm.

[Epignosis]

Sue me.

I'd rather vote you. As you said, you don't have any cheese.

[Cobalt]

Sue me.

I'd rather vote you. As you said, you don't have any cheese.

Trust me.

I would LOVE to see you vote me.

[Sloonei]

LC definitely does need to answer for that vote. I've not been suspicious of him all game, but that was a bit peculiar.

LC threw himself under the damn BUS with that vote tbh. I won't be stopped next phase. I want his head on a pike now.

What if he provides a ressonable explanation?

[Cobalt]

This is gonna be fun.

[Cobalt]

LC definitely does need to answer for that vote. I've not been suspicious of him all game, but that was a bit peculiar.

LC threw himself under the damn BUS with that vote tbh. I won't be stopped next phase. I want his head on a pike now.

What if he provides a ressonable explanation?

Reasonable explanation for "I'm gonna be gone for the rest of the day, but oh wait I'll make sure I send in the final vote to make sure someone else gets lynched besides me"?

Ahahahaha, okay, sure. I'm looking forward to it.

[Epignosis]

Sue me.

I'd rather vote you. As you said, you don't have any cheese.

Trust me.

I would LOVE to see you vote me.

Why?

You've never been mislynched, right? You said so yourself.

I'm all for keeping your record.

[Gumshoe]

I just want to mention, regarding the LC stealth vote, that it's not him voting SVS at the end that stands out to me. It was him or her. Everyone would want to save themselves, good or bad. However, if he really claimed he wouldn't be around and didn't post at all leading up to the ending of the poll when people would have loved to hear from one of the top suspects - the fact that he WAS around during that time is very fishy.

[Cobalt]

Sue me.

I'd rather vote you. As you said, you don't have any cheese.

Trust me.

I would LOVE to see you vote me.

Why?

You've never been mislynched, right? You said so yourself.

I'm all for keeping your record.

I won't be mislynched this game.

All in due time.

[Sloonei]

LC definitely does need to answer for that vote. I've not been suspicious of him all game, but that was a bit peculiar.

LC threw himself under the damn BUS with that vote tbh. I won't be stopped next phase. I want his head on a pike now.

What if he provides a ressonable explanation?

Reasonable explanation for "I'm gonna be gone for the rest of the day, but oh wait I'll make sure I send in the final vote to make sure someone else gets lynched besides me"?

Ahahahaha, okay, sure. I'm looking forward to it.

Why is a self-preservation vote like that immediately scummy? Would you expect a player of any alignment to allow themselves to be lynched?
this question is being asked in a hypothetical world where svs did not just vote for herself.

[nijuukyugou]

I'm going to harp on this:

Long Con had three votes: MM, Cobalt, Epi

S~V~S had three votes: MP, nutella, DFaraday

Tied.

S~V~S votes her damn self.

Colby-Jack says the LC vote has lost traction, so he's changing his vote to S~V~S.

Ah, this must have something to do with it.

First of all, I'm named after a hue and an element, not a fucking cheese.

Secondly, I'm not used to people not voting until later in the phase. I'm used to most votes being laid out earlier and then adjusting them over time. To someone like me who is unfamiliar with the style here, it didn't look like LC had any traction when it turns out he did. I was late to the party, my bad. Sue me.

You posted four minutes after the host post was put up (seven minutes after the poll ended), and claimed you would've voted otherwise, and you claim you weren't around at the end to do this? Sorry, but that does look fishy.

[Epignosis]

I won't be mislynched this game.

I'm sure you won't.

[Cobalt]

I won't be mislynched this game.

I'm sure you won't.

Not because I'm not civilian, but for other reasons. You'll see.

[Epignosis]

And I voted no. I hate reading.

[Epignosis]

I won't be mislynched this game.

I'm sure you won't.

Not because I'm not civilian, but for other reasons. You'll see.

Meh.

S~V~S said she was a civilian too.

She wasn't.

[Cobalt]

I won't be mislynched this game.

I'm sure you won't.

Not because I'm not civilian, but for other reasons. You'll see.

Meh.

S~V~S said she was a civilian too.

She wasn't.

But I'm not saying "I'm civilian" over and over again. I don't need to, because frankly, I don't care if you think I'm scummy or not. I'm going to continue to play and get a rise out of the necessary people to form the right reads.

As I said, roll with it or lynch me.

[Sloonei]

I won't be mislynched this game.

I'm sure you won't.

Not because I'm not civilian, but for other reasons. You'll see.

does this mean we're going to lynch you?

[Epignosis]

I just wonder who can taste the salt.

Come on Cobalt. You're not as scary as you sound.

[Dom]

If you don't vote in the poll, I will take it that you do NOT want to read the book.

[Cobalt]

I just wonder who can taste the salt.

Come on Cobalt. You're not as scary as you sound.

I'm not trying to be scary. Lmao. I just really do not give a fuck.

[Cobalt]

Fact remains that I'm coming for Long Con's head on a silver platter come the next day phase. If you want to try to come for mine, go for it.

[Epignosis]

I'll make it plain for Cobe Bryant.

You had your chance to lynch Long Con. You didn't take it.

You gave a real life excuse for not voting Long Con (which I don't care about and no one should because you could have left your vote where it was).

You pledge your vote to Long Con at Night.

You try to make yourself seem threatening, which, let's be real, ain't happening.

Come on now.

Fact remains that I'm coming for Long Con's head on a silver platter come the next day phase. If you want to try to come for mine, go for it.

No, no no.

You had your chance. I don't care what you do at this point. If Long Con is bad, you get no credit for it.

And yes, I'm coming for yours.

[Sloonei]

Fact remains that I'm coming for Long Con's head on a silver platter come the next day phase. If you want to try to come for mine, go for it.

Do you think it's a productive strategy to have your mind fully made up before the day phase even begins?

[Sloonei]

Can you explain why it's so scummy for Long Con to vote in the way that he did?

[Cobalt]

Can you explain why it's so scummy for Long Con to vote in the way that he did?

I don't see what you're not getting.

-says he isn't going to be around
-is around to put the final nail in someone else's coffin while staying silent

[Cobalt]

I'll make it plain for Cobe Bryant.

You had your chance to lynch Long Con. You didn't take it.

You gave a real life excuse for not voting Long Con (which I don't care about and no one should because you could have left your vote where it was).

You pledge your vote to Long Con at Night.

You try to make yourself seem threatening, which, let's be real, ain't happening.

Come on now.

Fact remains that I'm coming for Long Con's head on a silver platter come the next day phase. If you want to try to come for mine, go for it.

No, no no.

You had your chance. I don't care what you do at this point. If Long Con is bad, you get no credit for it.

And yes, I'm coming for yours.

You're kind of a dick. But I don't really care. I'm going for Long Con anyway. So I missed my chance, sorry.

[Sloonei]

Can you explain why it's so scummy for Long Con to vote in the way that he did?

I don't see what you're not getting.

-says he isn't going to be around
-is around to put the final nail in someone else's coffin while staying silent

Why is that so suspicious?

[Golden]

If tomorrow is forced to be about Cobalt vs LC - and I hope it isn't, but if it is forced to be - then there is no doubt in my mind I will vote for the person who is forcing us to make that decision, and that is Cobalt.

However, Cobalt seems to be claiming some form of lynch protection. Which is not the same as being civilian.

I'm with sloonei on the 'why is LC's votes suspicious'. When someone knows they are under the gun, they will try and get time to make sure they are around in the last couple of minutes and use their vote for self-defence - even if its in the toilet on the phone.

[Cobalt]

Can you explain why it's so scummy for Long Con to vote in the way that he did?

I don't see what you're not getting.

-says he isn't going to be around
-is around to put the final nail in someone else's coffin while staying silent

Why is that so suspicious?

Y'all are a bit thick for me. I'm gonna go ahead and not continue to repeat myself, kay?

[Cobalt]

If tomorrow is forced to be about Cobalt vs LC - and I hope it isn't, but if it is forced to be - then there is no doubt in my mind I will vote for the person who is forcing us to make that decision, and that is Cobalt.

However, Cobalt seems to be claiming some form of lynch protection. Which is not the same as being civilian.

I'm with sloonei on the 'why is LC's votes suspicious'. When someone knows they are under the gun, they will try and get time to make sure they are around in the last couple of minutes and use their vote for self-defence - even if its in the toilet on the phone.

I'm not forcing it to be Cobalt vs. Long Con. I want Long Con gone, Epi is the one who's said he's going to push me.

[Sloonei]

If tomorrow is forced to be all about LC vs Cobalt, I will cry a lot
tomorrow should be about all the players in the game, alive and dead.

[Sloonei]

Can you explain why it's so scummy for Long Con to vote in the way that he did?

I don't see what you're not getting.

-says he isn't going to be around
-is around to put the final nail in someone else's coffin while staying silent

Why is that so suspicious?

Y'all are a bit thick for me. I'm gonna go ahead and not continue to repeat myself, kay?

I am only one person and you have not answered the question that I asked you.

[Epignosis]

I'll make it plain for Cobe Bryant.

You had your chance to lynch Long Con. You didn't take it.

You gave a real life excuse for not voting Long Con (which I don't care about and no one should because you could have left your vote where it was).

You pledge your vote to Long Con at Night.

You try to make yourself seem threatening, which, let's be real, ain't happening.

Come on now.

Fact remains that I'm coming for Long Con's head on a silver platter come the next day phase. If you want to try to come for mine, go for it.

No, no no.

You had your chance. I don't care what you do at this point. If Long Con is bad, you get no credit for it.

And yes, I'm coming for yours.

You're kind of a dick. But I don't really care. I'm going for Long Con anyway. So I missed my chance, sorry.

Kind of?

You're his teammate. I'd rather lynch you first now.

[Cobalt]

Can you explain why it's so scummy for Long Con to vote in the way that he did?

I don't see what you're not getting.

-says he isn't going to be around
-is around to put the final nail in someone else's coffin while staying silent

Why is that so suspicious?

Y'all are a bit thick for me. I'm gonna go ahead and not continue to repeat myself, kay?

I am only one person and you have not answered the question that I asked you.

Why is it suspicious that someone who says they won't be around makes sure someone else dies and is clearly around? While being silent and not saying a word?

If I have to explain that to you, you're seriously wasting my time.

[Cobalt]

I'll make it plain for Cobe Bryant.

You had your chance to lynch Long Con. You didn't take it.

You gave a real life excuse for not voting Long Con (which I don't care about and no one should because you could have left your vote where it was).

You pledge your vote to Long Con at Night.

You try to make yourself seem threatening, which, let's be real, ain't happening.

Come on now.

Fact remains that I'm coming for Long Con's head on a silver platter come the next day phase. If you want to try to come for mine, go for it.

No, no no.

You had your chance. I don't care what you do at this point. If Long Con is bad, you get no credit for it.

And yes, I'm coming for yours.

You're kind of a dick. But I don't really care. I'm going for Long Con anyway. So I missed my chance, sorry.

Kind of?

You're his teammate. I'd rather lynch you first now.

I'm not his teammate, lmao.

Let me put it this way. Voting me is a waste of your time. Start thinking of alternative options.

[Epignosis]

You're now claiming independent. I get it. If that's true, then are you "salty" about lynching S~V~S?

[Sloonei]

Can you explain why it's so scummy for Long Con to vote in the way that he did?

I don't see what you're not getting.

-says he isn't going to be around
-is around to put the final nail in someone else's coffin while staying silent

Why is that so suspicious?

Y'all are a bit thick for me. I'm gonna go ahead and not continue to repeat myself, kay?

I am only one person and you have not answered the question that I asked you.

Why is it suspicious that someone who says they won't be around makes sure someone else dies and is clearly around? While being silent and not saying a word?

If I have to explain that to you, you're seriously wasting my time.

yes. Explain to me, in your words, why you find that so suspicious. So far you've only made an observation that's readily apparent to all of us. Can you imagine no scenario where a town/civ Long Con would do what he did?

[Golden]

Alternative option:

hey, mafia, feel like killing cobalt tonight for the lolz?

That's all I've got.

@epi - you think he is claiming independent? I think he is trying to claim unlynchable.

[Cobalt]

I'm not unlynchable. It's something MUCH more fun. But it is civilian.

[Sloonei]

i don't think we're allowed to discuss our roles.

[Epignosis]

@epi - you think he is claiming independent? I think he is trying to claim unlynchable.

If he did, he just bought himself a Night kill express ticket.

[Dom]

i don't think we're allowed to discuss our roles.

You may not claim a specific role, no.

[nutella]

Huh, wasn't expecting an indie result. That's kinda too bad, as it probably was indeed a cool role, but on the other hand that means it may have had nefarious abilities/win conditions. So a somewhat neutral RIP to SVS the role and a sorry-to-see-you-go to SVS the player.

Huh, didn't realize LC dropped in like that. I wish he had posted along with his driveby vote but he did say he would be very busy and as Golden so elegantly put it,

When someone knows they are under the gun, they will try and get time to make sure they are around in the last couple of minutes and use their vote for self-defence - even if its in the toilet on the phone.

So I don't really blame LC for popping in but I am definitely looking forward to hearing a lot more from him when he gets back. Something feels off. On the flip side I am crooking an eyebrow at Cobalt's extreme eagerness to go after LC before even hearing anything from him. That's some conviction there. Looking forward to seeing how Day 2 will play out.

[Sloonei]

Cobalt's outward stance about the entire game has literally not changed since Day 0.

[Gumshoe]

My catching-up post touches on this for a second but, guys, can I take a moment to play peace-keeper a little bit?

I've noticed some moments of not-so-sarcastic snark. A bit of anger and name calling at times. Mind you, none of this is directed at anyone in particular. I just want to throw out a friendly reminder that games are meant to be fun. If you're not having fun then consider why that is. The part where we're trying to get each other killed? Yeah, that's not real. It's all in jest. I'd hope we could kick back and have some laughs in between those moments. I just want everyone to have a good time. I will try to only speak for myself right now but everything I say should be taken with a grain of salt. I assume the same applies to most of us. There's not a single one of you that I wish anything bad on and there never would be for any reason even if you say the opposite to me. My goal while playing this game and in life at all times is to keep things light and silly. Happiness and anger are equally contagious. I hope you'll help me spread the former.

If you're upset, we did have one Mr. Talking Llama make this invitation earlier in the game:

[quote="thellama73"]Hello,
I am your Mod on Duty (MoD). I get ever so lonely, so please talk to me about this game. Feel stressed? Angry? Like you want to punch Epignosis in his skeletal face? I don't blame you. Tell me about it. I won't judge. Is MP posting too much? Let me know! Did somebody break a rule? Did the host break his own rule? I am the person to complain to. If you complain in the thread and not to me, you will hurt my feelings. We try to avoid hurt feelings around here. You can even use swear words in your PMs to me. Honestly, I don't mind.

I'll check back in later, but let me know if you guys need anything at all. Have a great game![/quote]

I'm sure it's still on the table.

Now I'll leave you with some pictures to make you smile.















I love the whole lot of you

Except for Dom. You're a jerk, Dom.

[Golden]

Hey, Gumshoe is G-Man

[Sloonei]

Night 1 is the designated hugging phase

[Epignosis]

Someone is out to kill me fuck all yall.

[Sloonei]

Someone is out to kill me fuck all yall.