Would you rather - -

#251

6 months of winter in Alaska. I like cold and hate heat.

Would you rather get a free surfing lesson or get a free dance lesson?

#252

haha...dance lesson

Would you rather face a shark or a tiger?

#253

Shark. I saw that thing about punching it in the gills.

Would you rather be three feet tall or eight feet tall?

#254

8 I guess.

Would you rather be a she-man or a He-woman?

#255

I don't understand the question. :P She-man, I guess.

Would you rather have a third functioning eye in the middle of your forehead or a long tail with a barb on the end of it?

#256

Tail.

Would you rather have not enough hair on your body or a little too much?

#257

Assuming facial hair counts, a little too much. I would like a thicker growth of beard and moustache.

Would you rather have to take a shower every two hours or only be allowed to take one once a month?

#258

eww. Every two hours.

Would you rather swim in chlorinated or salt water?

#259

They both are yucky after a while, but I'll take the salt.

Would you rather lose all knowledge of math (including counting) or all knowledge of English?

#260

math

Would you rather learn swahili or chinese?

#261

Chinese- more people speak it.

Would you rather have cheesecake or a brownie a la mode?

#262

I could go either way given my mood, right now I'd go cheesecake.

Pie or doughnuts?

#263

Pie.

Would you rather have to travel everywhere in a rickshaw pulled by a racist Chinese caricature or a sumptuous carriage pulled by a flatulent horse?

#264

The farting horse.

Would rather have been one of King Solomon's wives or an Egyptian priestess?

#265

Epignosis wrote:The farting horse.

Would rather have been one of King Solomon's wives or an Egyptian priestess?

I'll take Solomon. I bet he had so many wives that he ignored most of them most of the time.

Would you rather live in a greenhouse or in the White House?

#266

The White House, you don't have to be president to live there.

Chocolate Chip or Snickerdoodle?

#267

Chocolate chip.

Pearl or gold necklace?

#268

Gold. It's prettier and worth more.

Would you rather be famous or not be famous?

#269

Famous, though it matter what for.

Milanos or Chessmen?

#270

Chessmen

Boston cream or glazed doughnuts

#271

Neither, I like Toasted Coconut, but if i had to pick, i would say glazed.

Doughnuts or bagels?

#272

Bagels!

Eggs Benedict or Huevos Rancheros?

#273

Huevos Ranchero, yum

Dogs or cats?

#274

Eating them?

Cats. Had two. As pets. Not dinner.

Rooks or Knights?

#275

Rooks.

Banjo music or accordion music?

#276

Accordion

Familiar books you love, or new books that challenge you?

#277

I find myself returning more to the classics of late so familar it is

Hot Tub or Swimming Pool?

#278

Hot Tub

Whats more important; the journey or the destination?

#279

Neither- without one you don't have the other. Every journey is just a series of destinations anyway.

Would you rather eat Cheetos or Fritos?

#280

Cheetos.

Potato chips or corn chips?

#281

Corn chips.

Pickles or jalapenos?

#282

Pickles

Blue or Red?

#283

Blue

Would you rather be named Otis or Ebeneezer?

#284

Ebeneezer, just call myself Ben.

Would you rather be named idiot or moron?

#285

Moron, because it's the Welsh word for Carrot.

Triangles or Circles?

#286

Circles

Pencil or Pen?

#287

Pen.

Would you rather have Christmas every month or never at all?

#288

Never at all. If it is all the time, it isn't special.

Whats more important; the journey or the destination?

#289

Corn.

Destination vacation or cruise?

#290

Cruise, definitely.

Would you rather be a blackjack dealer or a jazz singer on a cruise ship?

#291

Singer.

Fans or air conditioning.

#292

AC!

Would you rather rather save two people that you do know or ten people that you don't?

#293

2 I know.

NYC or Boston?

#294

Boston, I think. :\

Would you rather be in a shopping cart triathlon or in a "Who can make out the longest" with 9 other couples?

#295

Shopping cart.

$10,000 shopping spree at target or stop &shop

#296

Target. We don't have any of the other stores around here, and I know my wife could spend the 10k. And they sell board games I want.

Merlot or Chardonnay?

#297

Chardonnay

Cheesy or spicy food?

#298

Spicy!

Pizza or ice cream?

#299

Pizza!

Early to bed or early to rise?

#300

Early to rise. No choice. Thanks Ephraim...

Would you rather be a solider of the Confederacy or be a member of Genghis Khan's army?