[END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

[Soneji]

Prisoners, if you wish to have my vote you will have to entertain me. Get to it, for the night is dark and full of terrors

Yes, terrors like you arresting people as the police chief.

Prison is a place of reform chaindeath, there is nothing terrifying about it

[Quokka]

This thought just occurred to me:

Can someone explain how Dom survived the lynch on Day 11? I see nothing in the roles that would lead to a baddie being given lynch immunity. This tells me that it could either be a undisclosed game mechanic, or be a result of the hosts one-use powers they used way back at the beginning of the game. With this in mind, how feasible is it to suggest that Turnip may also have benefitted from this protection? With all this on the table, I still think chaindeath is more likely to be a policeman.

[Prisoner 509378]

*swerves over curb in front of Soneji's house*

[Marge Simpson]

Prisoners, if you wish to have my vote you will have to entertain me. Get to it, for the night is dark and full of terrors

Yes, terrors like you arresting people as the police chief.

Prison is a place of reform chaindeath, there is nothing terrifying about it

That really does sound like a law enforcement perspective. Just sayin.

Linki, Turnip Head was the one to debunk Doms claim. Unlikley for a teammate when Domwas actively trying to save himself.

[Soneji]

Come and have a cup of tea with me 509. You would make an amusing informant.

[Prisoner 509378]

This thought just occurred to me:

Can someone explain how Dom survived the lynch on Day 11? I see nothing in the roles that would lead to a baddie being given lynch immunity. This tells me that it could either be a undisclosed game mechanic, or be a result of the hosts one-use powers they used way back at the beginning of the game. With this in mind, how feasible is it to suggest that Turnip may also have benefitted from this protection? With all this on the table, I still think chaindeath is more likely to be a policeman.

We still don't know how Dom survived that lynch. There had to be some kind of secret mechanic or role ability in motion, but the details elude us and probably will until endgame. We could certainly tinfoil Turnip Head as being the same story, but I don't think it would be wise. We do know after all the dons have to be alive, and it makes no sense for Soneji, chaindeath, or I to be dons.

Plus Soneji is conceding.

Beautifully played Soneji and all of the cops. If it weren't for process of elimination and role assignments, this scenario may never have arrived. There's not much a baddie team can do about that.

[Prisoner 509378]

Come and have a cup of tea with me 509. You would make an amusing informant.

Hopefully next time we play together we can be on the same side, and maybe I'll even have a name! It's easy to see why NF named you their champ last year.

[Gunther]

Okay, here's the "skinny." If you want to win tomorrow then the only way to do so is to parole one of the following prisoners:

Prisoner 208986
Prisoner 277058
Prisoner 413022
Prisoner 483934
Prisoner 640326
Prisoner 813142
Prisoner 920077

These seven prisoners were all present during the previous jailbreak. All other prisoners who were present during the first jail break are either in this "game thread" with you, left the game in victory, or are now dead either by "shanking," "modkill," or some other mechanic. Because I have been not been told that I can discuss arrival times to the prison beyond what I have already state here, I cannot vouch for anyone but these seven. In the following posts, I will reveal to you what I can from my notes on each of these prisoners.

Please note that paroling any prisoner not on this list may result in the accidental release of the "seemer."

[chaindeath]

Chaindeath likes the cut of P813's jib.

[Richard Nixon's Head]

Okay, here's the "skinny." If you want to win tomorrow then the only way to do so is to parole one of the following prisoners:

Prisoner 208986
Prisoner 277058
Prisoner 413022
Prisoner 483934
Prisoner 640326
Prisoner 813142
Prisoner 920077

These seven prisoners were all present during the previous jailbreak. All other prisoners who were present during the first jail break are either in this "game thread" with you, left the game in victory, or are now dead either by "shanking," "modkill," or some other mechanic. Because I have been not been told that I can discuss arrival times to the prison beyond what I have already state here, I cannot vouch for anyone but these seven. In the following posts, I will reveal to you what I can from my notes on each of these prisoners.

Please note that paroling any prisoner not on this list may result in the accidental release of the "seemer."

I chose the largest number from your list. I hope you don't mind.

[Gunther]

Prisoner 208986
Entry Date: [REDACTED]
Likely Identities: [REDACTED]
Number of Challenges Present For: [REDACTED]
Player Notes: Despite some family issues taking this prisoner away from us, 208986 performed admirably in many challenges. He provided vital support during the 30-minute and 10-minute posting challenges. Participation may have waned after these challenges but he gets a solid A for effort. He did what he could when he could and that was often quite a bit.

[Marge Simpson]

I went with 813142.And did Soneji really concede?

[Gunther]

Prisoner 277058
Entry Date: [REDACTED]
Likely Identities: [REDACTED]
Number of Challenges Present For: [REDACTED]
Player Notes: A little abrasive and blunt at times, but never too pessimistic for my taste that I can recall. Quite helpful in a number of early challenges and very instrumental in the 30-minute post challenge. He was unable to help much in the 10-minute post challenge, however. Solid overall participation really but he contributed little to your cause during the first prison break.

[dodo]

Ok! I am caught up! Prison was short but sweet. I'm all for giving parole to one of the contributors to the last jailbreak, since that seems to be a logical option.

[Gunther]

Prisoner 413022
Entry Date: [REDACTED]
Likely Identities: [REDACTED]
Number of Challenges Present For: [REDACTED]
Player Notes: Another solid, early contributor. He was not the most helpful during the 30-minute post challenge but performed admirably during the 10-minute post challenge. I remember him always having a positive attitude and generally taking the high ground during tense moments and disputes. Here is a real team player. A very shrewd mind, he could be helpful to you if this game is not actually wrapping itself up for you all. He always had my back and I thank him for it.

[dodo]

Voted 920. I trust oh valiant 509's opinion there. I don't have time right now to delve into things. Terrible service.

I believe AT&T stands for Awful Telephone Tservice. The T is silent, just like the one-sided conversation I just had for 3 minutes with my mother. More bars in more places- like in Atlantis, the moon, and my neighbor's apartment. But not mine, nooooo

[Gunther]

Prisoner 483934
Entry Date: [REDACTED]
Likely Identities: [REDACTED]
Number of Challenges Present For: [REDACTED]
Player Notes: This is the only one on the list that I cannot speak kindly of. Just one post in the 30-minute post challenge and two posts in the 10-minute post challenge (which yielded nearly 2,000 posts mind you). Performed to the bare minimum in the remaining challenges during which I saw her in action. Contributed little to nothing during both the first prison break and this one now. I am sorry, 483934, but you have not carried your share of the load.

[dodo]

Also is the town really close to winning? That's super exciting! Kill chaindeath or Soneji and let's everyone go home and blow out your birthday candles. Not your birthday? It's everyone's birthday when the COPS ARE DINING IN HELL

[Prisoner 509378]

I went with 813142.And did Soneji really concede?

Looks that way to me, and it's understandable. He's put up a valiant fight for his team, but now that he's alone he can't win against two living dons. No matter what he does they can't be arrested at night, and eventually they'll lynch him.

[Gunther]

I covered this one already but I will elaborate a little more here.

Prisoner 640326
Entry Date: [REDACTED]
Likely Identities: [REDACTED]
Number of Challenges Present For: [REDACTED]
Player Notes: Better than average participation throughout their duration. Came in clutch during one challenge the 10-minute post challenge. Hostile at first but endearing. Humorous side appears at unexpected moments. Do not provide access to lighters or other means of starting a fire. She provided little of worth to you during the first prison break though. We'll always be tight but it would be a stretch to say she is your best option.

[Prisoner 509378]

Thanks for the reporting effort, 813. Living players: I've said you're safe with 920077, and the same applies to 813142.

[Marge Simpson]

813142 certainly has contributed a lot both times I think.

[Gunther]

And here is mine again.

Prisoner 813142
Entry Date: [REDACTED]
Likely Identities: [REDACTED]
Number of Challenges Present For: [REDACTED]
Player Notes: Brilliant reformed evil genius with a penchant for note-taking and usage of "quotation marks." Got off to a slow start but excellent participation, generally speaking. Since the departure of 509378, he has been something of a unifying force in the prison, encouraging others not to lose hope, coming up with plans with clever acronyms in their name, and easing the tension through knock knock jokes. Some prisoners would be lost without his guidance. He asks little and gives much. A strict disciplinarian to be sure but his heart is in a good place.

I did my best to pick up where 509 left off. I wasn't always patient but I tried as hard as could. I did my best to contribute during the first prison break, even though my efforts helped to lynch a civvie in Dragon D. Luffy. I am a flawed and imperfect individual but this whole process has been very rewarding. The teamwork displayed was unlike anything I've witnessed before in a game and I hope to find a way to bring that to future games. Whatever your decision, it has been a pleasure working with you all.

[Gunther]

Prisoner 920077
Entry Date: [REDACTED]
Likely Identities: [REDACTED]
Number of Challenges Present For: [REDACTED]
Player Notes: A little pessimistic at the start, he really came into his own leading up to the prison break. Circumstances prevented him from participating as much as some of us in the 30-minute and 10-minute posting challenges but his efforts there still shine brighter than anything contributed by later arrivals, save maybe for one. Here is another player who did what he could, when he could. He was most in his element during the prison break, where he wore himself ragged poring over the details of the game thus far. He also deduced that Epignosis was a cop based on his interactions with RadicalFuzz. It took you all until Day 11 to prove him right. Of any of the seven I listed, he was the hungriest for digging in and trying to break this game for the civvies. He will be getting my vote. If this game is not being conceded, he would be the most useful to the civvies in sorting out the remaining baddie. Well done, sir. I tip my hat to you.

[Quokka]

I mean, I'm pretty trustworthy too. But in prison I don't have to pay rent, so I might just prefer it on the inside.

[Soneji]

I am impressed by P813's dedication. He has my vote...for now.

[Soneji]

Is there a way to right-align signatures on this sight?

[Tangrowth]

Is there a way to right-align signatures on this sight?

Not that I'm aware of, but consider it added to the list.

[Soneji]

Is there a way to right-align signatures on this sight?

Not that I'm aware of, but consider it added to the list.

Thanks...the majority of my signatures look far better when right-aligned. Only a few are meant for center-aligned.

[Celeste]

I would love to be paroled, but I obviously won't get it.

Back to the slammer for me.

[Celeste]

Prisoner 483934
Entry Date: [REDACTED]
Likely Identities: [REDACTED]
Number of Challenges Present For: [REDACTED]
Player Notes: This is the only one on the list that I cannot speak kindly of. Just one post in the 30-minute post challenge and two posts in the 10-minute post challenge (which yielded nearly 2,000 posts mind you). Performed to the bare minimum in the remaining challenges during which I saw her in action. Contributed little to nothing during both the first prison break and this one now. I am sorry, 483934, but you have not carried your share of the load.

It's true.

But considering my personal circumstances at the time, I like to think I went a and b the c of d.

[Rachel Green]

Day was top long at work falling asleep will pay tomorrow

[Sloonei]

Wut

[Celeste]

Wut

What what in the butt

[Ned Flanders]

I want to go back to jail so I can spam Buffy commentary again.

[Tangrowth]

Is there a way to right-align signatures on this sight?

Not that I'm aware of, but consider it added to the list.

Thanks...the majority of my signatures look far better when right-aligned. Only a few are meant for center-aligned.

Nice new avatar/sig scheme, by the way, Majora's Mask is the best.

[Sloonei]

Day was top long at work falling asleep will pay tomorrow

This is the guy 509378 trusts, right?

[Sloonei]

Also are we able to deduce why Silverwolf was so sure Soneji has to be a cop? I am not inclined to believe she was the Stool Pigeon herself, so like what's up with her certainty?

[Ned Flanders]

Voting 813 despite being hated by them.

[Ned Flanders]

Or maybe because of it, I could be a masochist I dunno.

[Ned Flanders]

Also seriously, please don't fucking vote for me.

[Prisoner 509378]

Also are we able to deduce why Silverwolf was so sure Soneji has to be a cop? I am not inclined to believe she was the Stool Pigeon herself, so like what's up with her certainty?

Have you read his most recent posts?

[Young Lady]

I voted 813.

If there is one prisoner who deserved to be paroled because of the effort he put in in the prison, it's 813. Dunno about the thread, haven't really read anything in here, so I'm an awful choice for a vote .

Go 813

[Prisoner 509378]

Yes, the current parole tally is definitely to my liking. Both front-runners are ace choices.

Soneji seemed to imply that some manner of horrors await -- perhaps he just means his chance at a double arrest. Hopefully no other shenanigans are afoot. I hate shenanigans.

[Soneji]

No shenanigans, just whats been right in front of your face this whole time.

@MP: It is the first time I have worn it here. It is a long time favorite of players in the NF mafia community, alongside my Edgar and Kiba sets. The last of those wouldn't feel right to wear here, though.

[Tangrowth]

No shenanigans, just whats been right in front of your face this whole time.

@MP: It is the first time I have worn it here. It is a long time favorite of players in the NF mafia community, alongside my Edgar and Kiba sets. The last of those wouldn't feel right to wear here, though.

I can see why!

Also, relevant to a prior discussion, you just made your 100th post in a single game thread.

[Tangrowth]

Keep those parole votes coming, folks!

Oh, and go sockface? Or something like that? Can we even still win?

[Richard Nixon's Head]

Is there anything else I need to do? Besides murder Bart Simpson, I mean.

[Tangrowth]

Is there anything else I need to do? Besides murder Bart Simpson, I mean.

Have you rigged the mayoral election yet? You could do that.

[Prisoner 509378]

No shenanigans, just whats been right in front of your face this whole time.

I am completely unafraid.