MM6: Sherlock Mafia {THE FINAL PROBLEM}

#501

I AM LOOKING FOR A REPLACEMENT
PM IF INTERESTED

#502

Until we find the replacement, let's have a bit of fun, shall we? Looks like the thread has been a tad dead, don't you think?

Sherlock/Watson - Mongoose/Nutella
Mrs. Hudson/ Mycroft Holmes - Lizzy/Llama
Molly Hooper/Lestrade - DH/Bullz
Moriarty/Kitty Riley - Snowy/AP
Irene Adler/General Shan - Hedgeowl/MP
The Cabby/Dr. Bob Frankland - Matt F/Elo
Sally Donovan/Anderson - Jigsaw/Daisy
Henry Night/ The Golem - Vomps/Rob

#503

^ I can confirm that all of the ones I know to be correct are correct.

#504

Omg ture and I can confirm that ALL the ones there are correct kay.

#505

Lizzy wrote:Until we find the replacement, let's have a bit of fun, shall we? Looks like the thread has been a tad dead, don't you think?

Sherlock/Watson - Mongoose/Nutella
Mrs. Hudson/ Mycroft Holmes - Lizzy/Llama
Molly Hooper/Lestrade - DH/Bullz
Moriarty/Kitty Riley - Snowy/AP
Irene Adler/General Shan - Hedgeowl/MP
The Cabby/Dr. Bob Frankland - Matt F/Elo
Sally Donovan/Anderson - Jigsaw/Daisy
Henry Night/ The Golem - Vomps/Rob

Congratulations, if your list is true that's the craziest shit I've ever seen happen in a game...

#506

I don't even know what to think right now...

#507

Lizzy wrote:Until we find the replacement, let's have a bit of fun, shall we? Looks like the thread has been a tad dead, don't you think?

Sherlock/Watson - Mongoose/Nutella
Mrs. Hudson/ Mycroft Holmes - Lizzy/Llama
Molly Hooper/Lestrade - DH/Bullz
Moriarty/Kitty Riley - Snowy/AP
Irene Adler/General Shan - Hedgeowl/MP
The Cabby/Dr. Bob Frankland - Matt F/Elo
Sally Donovan/Anderson - Jigsaw/Daisy
Henry Night/ The Golem - Vomps/Rob

You want fun? Here's fun. PM me if you want a new role, and to rid yourself of your partner. Those of you with no partners are not eligible for this event.

#508

That’s what people DO!

SHERLOCK (loudly): Brought you a little getting-to-know-you present. Oh, that’s what it’s all been for, hasn’t it? All your little puzzles; making me dance – all to distract me from this.
(He gestures with the memory stick, then begins to turn in a slow circle as he waits for a response. When his back is turned to the pool, a door opens halfway down the room. Sherlock looks over his shoulder, still holding the memory stick aloft. And John Watson walks through the door and into the pool area, wrapped snugly in a hooded jacket with his hands tucked into the pockets. He turns and looks at Sherlock as the detective stares back at him in absolute shock.)
JOHN: Evening.
(Sherlock’s raised hand begins to lower slowly but otherwise he doesn’t move, still staring over his shoulder in utter disbelief.)
JOHN: This is a turn-up, isn’t it, Sherlock?
SHERLOCK (softly, shocked): John. What the hell ...?
JOHN: Bet you never saw this coming.
(Finally Sherlock manages to move, and starts to walk slowly towards the man he had believed to be his friend until now. The shock and bewilderment on his face make him look about twelve years old. Then, with a look of despair that matches Sherlock’s, John takes his hands from his pockets and pulls open his jacket to reveal the bomb strapped to his chest. A sniper’s laser immediately begins to dance around over the bomb.)
JOHN: What ... would you like me ... to make him say ... next?
(Sherlock continues to step towards him but now he is looking everywhere but at John as he tries to see who else is in the area.)
JOHN (obviously narrating words spoken into an earpiece): Gottle o’ gear ... gottle o’ gear ... gottle o’ gear.
(His voice almost breaks on the last phrase.)
SHERLOCK: Stop it.
JOHN (narrating): Nice touch, this: the pool where little Carl died. I stopped him. (He tries not to cringe as he listens to the next words.) I can stop John Watson too. (He looks down at the laser point on his chest.) Stop his heart.
SHERLOCK (turning on the spot as he tries to look in all directions): Who are you?
(A door opens at the far end of the pool and a soft male voice with an Irish accent speaks from that direction.)
VOICE: I gave you my number.
(We get a brief glimpse of a man wearing a suit and tie, but he is currently mostly obscured by a column.)
VOICE (plaintively): I thought you might call.
(Sherlock turns towards the new arrival, who now slowly walks out into the open. It’s Jim, Molly’s boyfriend. But this isn’t the fumble-fingered casually-dressed Londoner who did indeed leave his number for Sherlock in the lab at Bart’s; this is a sharply-dressed man with immaculate hair and a murderous look on his face. With his hands in his pockets, he casually begins to stroll alongside the deep end of the pool, heading towards Sherlock and John. All hint of plaintiveness has now gone from his voice.)
JIM: Is that British Army Browning L9A1 in your pocket ...
(Sherlock reaches down to his trouser pocket and removes a pistol from it.)
JIM: ... or are you just pleased to see me?
SHERLOCK (raising the pistol and aiming it towards Jim): Both.
(Jim stops and looks back at him, unafraid.)
JIM: Jim Moriarty. Hi!
(Sherlock tilts his head as he looks more closely at the man. Jim acts as if he needs to remind Sherlock who he is.)
JIM: Jim? Jim from the hospital?
(He begins to walk alongside the deep end again. Sherlock brings up his other hand to support the one aiming the gun. Jim bites his lip as if disappointed.)
JIM: Oh. Did I really make such a fleeting impression? But then, I suppose, that was rather the point.
(He turns to face Sherlock just as the sniper’s laser flickers over John’s upper chest. Sherlock briefly turns his head towards John, a questioning look on his face.)
JIM (starting to walk again): Don’t be silly. Someone else is holding the rifle. I don’t like getting my hands dirty.
(He reaches the corner of the pool and stops.)
JIM: I’ve given you a glimpse, Sherlock, just a teensy glimpse of what I’ve got going on out there in the big bad world. I’m a specialist, you see ...
(He looks surprised, as if he has only just realized the connection.)
JIM: ... like you!
SHERLOCK: “Dear Jim. Please will you fix it for me to get rid of my lover’s nasty sister?”
(Starting to walk forward again, Jim grins as he recognizes the TV show and catchphrase that Sherlock is quoting.)
SHERLOCK: “Dear Jim. Please will you fix it for me to disappear to South America?”
JIM (stopping again): Just so.
SHERLOCK: Consulting criminal. (softly) Brilliant.
JIM (smiling proudly): Isn’t it? No-one ever gets to me – and no-one ever will.
SHERLOCK (cocking the pistol): I did.
JIM: You’ve come the closest. Now you’re in my way.
SHERLOCK: Thank you.
JIM: Didn’t mean it as a compliment.
SHERLOCK: Yes you did.
JIM (shrugging): Yeah, okay, I did. But the flirting’s over, Sherlock ... (His voice becomes high-pitched and sing-song.) Daddy’s had enough now!
(He again starts to stroll closer.)
JIM (back to his normal tone): I’ve shown you what I can do. I cut loose all those people, all those little problems, even thirty million quid just to get you to come out and play.
(John is starting to feel the strain and closes his eyes briefly. Sherlock’s eyes can’t help but flicker across to him a couple of times as he tries to keep his focus on the man approaching them.)
JIM: So take this as a friendly warning, my dear. Back off.
(He smiles.)
JIM: Although I have loved this – this little game of ours. (He puts on his London accent for a moment.) Playing Jim from I.T. (He switches back to his Irish accent.) Playing gay. Did you like the little touch with the underwear?
SHERLOCK: People have died.
JIM: That’s what people DO!
(He screams the last word furiously, his personality changing in an instant.)
SHERLOCK (softly): I will stop you.
JIM (calmer again): No, you won’t.

Nutella is in jail.. He was John Watson. It is now Day 4. You have 24 hours.

#509

Lizzy wrote:Omg ture and I can confirm that ALL the ones there are correct kay.

Oh my religious figure. Okay. I embrace you with my body. Let's get drunk.

#510

#511

How long do we have to decide if we want to stay in our current role/team or if we want to change roles?

#512

Spacedaisy wrote:How long do we have to decide if we want to stay in our current role/team or if we want to change roles?

The first person to PM me gets it. I would decide fast.

#513

I wouldn't mind a new role, if you know what I mean.

#514

Vompatti wrote:
Lizzy wrote:Omg ture and I can confirm that ALL the ones there are correct kay.
Oh my religious figure. Okay. I embrace you with my body. Let's get drunk.

Not in the thread ok?

the body embracing that is. Drink all you like in here.

#515

Hedgeowl wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
Lizzy wrote:Omg ture and I can confirm that ALL the ones there are correct kay.
Oh my religious figure. Okay. I embrace you with my body. Let's get drunk.
Not in the thread ok? the body embracing that is. Drink all you like in here.

I don't know what happened there, but I stand behind what I said.

#516

Vompatti wrote:
Hedgeowl wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
Lizzy wrote:Omg ture and I can confirm that ALL the ones there are correct kay.
Oh my religious figure. Okay. I embrace you with my body. Let's get drunk.
Not in the thread ok? the body embracing that is. Drink all you like in here.
I don't know what happened there, but I stand behind what I said.

Totally not abusing my ability to edit posts...

#517

Epignosis has been eliminated from the game. He was The Golem.

#518

Epignosis has re-joined the game.

#519

I'm a confused zombie.

#520

INH needed a replacement

#521

he must have replaced mongoose and is now sherlock

#522

#523

I'm slightly confused.

#524

Elohcin wrote:he must have replaced mongoose and is now sherlock

Well that's hilarious on soo many levels! Are maybe just one...

#525

insertnamehere wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
Hedgeowl wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
Lizzy wrote:Omg ture and I can confirm that ALL the ones there are correct kay.
Oh my religious figure. Okay. I embrace you with my body. Let's get drunk.
Not in the thread ok? the body embracing that is. Drink all you like in here.
I don't know what happened there, but I stand behind what I said.
Totally not abusing my ability to edit posts...

My post was not edited because I typed in that way on purpose due to rule #15!

Ebwop: Or not Are

#526

I can honestly say that I'm a changed man. No longer a danger to society. That's the God's honest truth.

#527

Love it.

#528

Lizzy wrote:Until we find the replacement, let's have a bit of fun, shall we? Looks like the thread has been a tad dead, don't you think?

Sherlock/Watson - Mongoose/Nutella
Mrs. Hudson/ Mycroft Holmes - Lizzy/Llama
Molly Hooper/Lestrade - DH/Bullz
Moriarty/Kitty Riley - Snowy/AP
Irene Adler/General Shan - Hedgeowl/MP
The Cabby/Dr. Bob Frankland - Matt F/Elo
Sally Donovan/Anderson - Jigsaw/Daisy
Henry Night/ The Golem - Vomps/Rob

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

#529

Speaking of having a useless power..

Oh, we weren't talking about me? OK.

#530

Oh also I'mma vote lizzy k

#531

Quoting two awesome movies in a row ftw

#532

INH: Is The Golem still in the game or has that role been eliminated?

Thought it was worth asking even if you don't answer.

#533

MovingPictures07 wrote:INH: Is The Golem still in the game or has that role been eliminated?

Thought it was worth asking even if you don't answer.

#534

You coy fish you.

#535

inb4 pic of an actual koi

#536

Dammit, too late.

**http://www.last.fm/user/nutella23** · #537

whoa, just as the game is getting seriously crazy...

#538

nutella wrote:whoa, just as the game is getting seriously crazy...

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.

#539

I have to *vote Epi* today apparently.

#540

I am voting Lizzy.

#541

Me too.

#542

I'll vote for Snowy since his role is pretty much useless now and I suspect he's getting increasingly paranoid.

#543

Lizzy wrote:

I'll vote for Snowy since his role is pretty much useless now and I suspect he's getting increasingly paranoid.

Not at all Lizster. I am my usual calm and affable self.

#544

Site was giving me problems for a bit there.

Will vote for Lizzy now.

#545

Oh I'm still here apparently? Cool.

#546

Mongoose wrote:Oh I'm still here apparently? Cool.

You might be who you think anymore mongoosy.

#547

Ebwop: might not*

#548

Hedgeowl wrote:
Mongoose wrote:Oh I'm still here apparently? Cool.

You might be who you think anymore mongoosy.

I feel like I've been in a real-life Fear and Loathing for the past 5 days, but I'm back, housebound, and bored out of my mind. I'm almost bored of movies as I've seen like 22 since the last time I was here (Friday afternoon?). I don't know if any of you have had shingles but the meds made me NUTS! Apparently one night we listened to Bolero for 3.5 hours and another night I kept going from room to room shrieking because I kept thinking the cat was in each room (he was on my bed the whole time).

Let's do this.

#549

Zip Zap Zoodley Bap.

#550

DharmaHelper wrote:Zip Zap Zoodley Bap.

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