Welcome to Night Vale Mafia [ENDGAME]

[Golden]

One thing I will say, though? Boomslang is trying to get the town a win. You peeps should trust him I believe. He'll help thin the field of potential baddies.

[Ricochet]

I'd still look at rico before I looked at inh

[insertnamehere]

well I guess my vote is more ceremonial and arbitrary than anything else

[Ricochet]

well I guess my vote is more ceremonial and arbitrary than anything else

Ricochet

speedchuck

[insertnamehere]

Unfortunately, last time I checked, I wasn't a lawyer living in New Zealand.

I'm still gonna write a case against you, just out of sheer prickliness.

The sad part is that with the short term memory of some of these people, they'll probably forget it by this time Day 7. If there is a Day 7.

[Ricochet]

Unfortunately, last time I checked, I wasn't a lawyer living in New Zealand.

I'm still gonna write a case against you, just out of sheer prickliness.

The sad part is that with the short term memory of some of these people, they'll probably forget it by this time Day 7. If there is a Day 7.

[Dom]

Scruffy already said this. For the good of this company, we must kill Bender.

Vote=speedchuck

Ricochet

speedchuck

You are not the cat.

[Ricochet]

Scruffy already said this. For the good of this company, we must kill Bender.

Vote=speedchuck

Ricochet

speedchuck

You are not the cat.

Ricochet

speedchuck

[Dom]

So much clearer.

[Dom]

You think quin might be?

[insertnamehere]

Of course rico is bonkers enough, but that doesn't mean he's bad. He was one of the most vehement in keeping tony firmly in his sights as a lynch option.

This is a guy who I seriously contemplated for a while as politician, but it just doesn't fit with the facts.

Alrighty, this seems to be the thin-ass reasoning behind why no one but myself and Futurama Wilgy seem to not be considering Rico in any real way.

And it's bullshit.

The Day 3 vote made Tony looks shady as shit, and he seemed like primo lynch material. Rico did take a stand against him, by posting cat emojis, but he was much more loudly against myself and Golden.

In fact, Ricochet and TonyStarkPrime both voted against me on Day 2 and Day 4. Ricochet never voted for TSP a single time.

It's already clear how two baddies from two different teams, Epignosis and TonyStarkPrime, were able to use me as an easy target, with Ricochet being the one driving the train with the false accusation against me.

Rico posted a couple wolfie emojis in response to TSP's posts immediately in the aftermath of Day 2, and the Elo lynch. After that, however, he quickly hopped on the "TSP = Tan Jacket" bandwagon.

Spoiler: show

This is a defense of Tony.

TonyStarkPrime

The Man in the Tan Jacket

LET ME POST

TSP is not the Man in the Tan Jacket. Y'all barking up the wrong tree with that.

Here are Ricochet's two proposed Politician teams. Note that TSP is not on either.

Spoiler: show

Politicians (3)

timmer

Glow Cloud

Elohcin

Hiram McDaniels

insertnamehere

Politicians (3)

insertnamehere

speedchuck

sprityo

Golden

I utterly fail to see any sort of special attention paid to both the Politician team (outside of quoting every post I make and adding a wolf emoji) or TonyStarkPrime, and Golden's statement absolving Rico doesn't make a lick of sense to me.

[insertnamehere]

I very much doubt that speedchuck is bad.

Ricochet.

[Ricochet]

Ricochet

speedchuck

if

Ricochet

speedchuck

[Dom]

quin hasn't voted.

[Ricochet]

Of course rico is bonkers enough, but that doesn't mean he's bad. He was one of the most vehement in keeping tony firmly in his sights as a lynch option.

This is a guy who I seriously contemplated for a while as politician, but it just doesn't fit with the facts.

Alrighty, this seems to be the thin-ass reasoning behind why no one but myself and Futurama Wilgy seem to not be considering Rico in any real way.

And it's bullshit.

The Day 3 vote made Tony looks shady as shit, and he seemed like primo lynch material. Rico did take a stand against him, by posting cat emojis, but he was much more loudly against myself and Golden.

In fact, Ricochet and TonyStarkPrime both voted against me on Day 2 and Day 4. Ricochet never voted for TSP a single time.

It's already clear how two baddies from two different teams, Epignosis and TonyStarkPrime, were able to use me as an easy target, with Ricochet being the one driving the train with the false accusation against me.

Rico posted a couple wolfie emojis in response to TSP's posts immediately in the aftermath of Day 2, and the Elo lynch. After that, however, he quickly hopped on the "TSP = Tan Jacket" bandwagon.

Spoiler: show

This is a defense of Tony.

TonyStarkPrime

The Man in the Tan Jacket

LET ME POST

TSP is not the Man in the Tan Jacket. Y'all barking up the wrong tree with that.

Here are Ricochet's two proposed Politician teams. Note that TSP is not on either.

Spoiler: show

Politicians (3)

timmer

Glow Cloud

Elohcin

Hiram McDaniels

insertnamehere

Politicians (3)

insertnamehere

speedchuck

sprityo

Golden

I utterly fail to see any sort of special attention paid to both the Politician team (outside of quoting every post I make and adding a wolf emoji) or TonyStarkPrime, and Golden's statement absolving Rico doesn't make a lick of sense to me.

[Dom]

inh, if you read carefully, you might be able to figure out how I know rico isn't the Woman with No Face.

[Dom]

Of course rico is bonkers enough, but that doesn't mean he's bad. He was one of the most vehement in keeping tony firmly in his sights as a lynch option.

This is a guy who I seriously contemplated for a while as politician, but it just doesn't fit with the facts.

Alrighty, this seems to be the thin-ass reasoning behind why no one but myself and Futurama Wilgy seem to not be considering Rico in any real way.

And it's bullshit.

The Day 3 vote made Tony looks shady as shit, and he seemed like primo lynch material. Rico did take a stand against him, by posting cat emojis, but he was much more loudly against myself and Golden.

In fact, Ricochet and TonyStarkPrime both voted against me on Day 2 and Day 4. Ricochet never voted for TSP a single time.

It's already clear how two baddies from two different teams, Epignosis and TonyStarkPrime, were able to use me as an easy target, with Ricochet being the one driving the train with the false accusation against me.

Rico posted a couple wolfie emojis in response to TSP's posts immediately in the aftermath of Day 2, and the Elo lynch. After that, however, he quickly hopped on the "TSP = Tan Jacket" bandwagon.

Spoiler: show

This is a defense of Tony.

TonyStarkPrime

The Man in the Tan Jacket

LET ME POST

TSP is not the Man in the Tan Jacket. Y'all barking up the wrong tree with that.

Here are Ricochet's two proposed Politician teams. Note that TSP is not on either.

Spoiler: show

Politicians (3)

timmer

Glow Cloud

Elohcin

Hiram McDaniels

insertnamehere

Politicians (3)

insertnamehere

speedchuck

sprityo

Golden

I utterly fail to see any sort of special attention paid to both the Politician team (outside of quoting every post I make and adding a wolf emoji) or TonyStarkPrime, and Golden's statement absolving Rico doesn't make a lick of sense to me.

[Ricochet]

quin hasn't voted.

quin

vote

speedchuck

[insertnamehere]

inh, if you read carefully, you might be able to figure out how I know rico isn't the Woman with No Face.

is there a hidden message in the first letter of every one of your posts?

[nijuukyugou]

If all the votes come in early, I can end the day early.

[Dom]

inh, if you read carefully, you might be able to figure out how I know rico isn't the Woman with No Face.

is there a hidden message in the first letter of every one of your posts?

[Dom]

Rico-- do you see what I'm talking about?

[Golden]

I wouldn't even know how to go about making a lick of sense to you, but I'll admit I'm not really trying to. My opinions are based on who I think is in each role, and I'm running out of town roles for speedchuck to be in. I'm not sure you're one to mine the thread for info, but the reason my arguments are perhaps not persuasive is because I'm reading between a lot of lines rather than simply going on what someone puts in the thread.

Rico spent several days in a row claiming a wolf team that wasn't and has used a gimmick which conveniently means he doesn't have to provide an explanation for the motivations or reasons for thinking the way he does. I think it's cheap and dirty and if he's bad and wins this way I'd be very disappointed in him, because it's like a hack. There's plenty of reasons that I could point to for why I could justify a vote for rico.

But I'm not going to try to use any of them because fundamentally I do not believe rico is a politician, and I think it would be a waste of a day lynching him.

I don't know why rico thinks quin is the cat, or is he concerned he targeted the cat? Either way, rico just isn't analysing the game well (and I also think quin will vote speedchuck).

[Golden]

I've provided everything I can meaningfully provide. If Quin votes and ends the day early that's fine with me. Good luck town, I believe in you all!/dead]

[Quin]

I'll vote speedchuck if everyone actually wants to end day early.

[Golden]

Btw, thanks for bringing me back everyone!

[Dom]

quin
what's on your mind?

[Quin]

quin
what's on your mind?

I support a speedchuck lynch. I don't have much of anything to say until we get some more information out of that.

[Dom]

let's getterdone then

[insertnamehere]

I wouldn't even know how to go about making a lick of sense to you, but I'll admit I'm not really trying to. My opinions are based on who I think is in each role, and I'm running out of town roles for speedchuck to be in. I'm not sure you're one to mine the thread for info, but the reason my arguments are perhaps not persuasive is because I'm reading between a lot of lines rather than simply going on what someone puts in the thread.

Rico spent several days in a row claiming a wolf team that wasn't and has used a gimmick which conveniently means he doesn't have to provide an explanation for the motivations or reasons for thinking the way he does. I think it's cheap and dirty and if he's bad and wins this way I'd be very disappointed in him, because it's like a hack. There's plenty of reasons that I could point to for why I could justify a vote for rico.

But I'm not going to try to use any of them because fundamentally I do not believe rico is a politician, and I think it would be a waste of a day lynching him.

I don't know why rico thinks quin is the cat, or is he concerned he targeted the cat? Either way, rico just isn't analysing the game well (and I also think quin will vote speedchuck).

k

[Quin]

I voted.

[Dom]

@nju Rhodey is gr8. I lived there for four years.

but the syndicate has a scenic view of a poll that needs resolvin'.

[sprityo]

[nijuukyugou]

Who's a good boy?!
Please note that if you vote, your vote will be visible.

You may select 1 option


Boomslang
0
No votes
Voters: None
Dom
0
No votes
Voters: None
Dr Wilgy
0
No votes
Voters: None
insertnamehere
0
No votes
Voters: None
Quin
0
No votes
Voters: None
Ricochet
3
19%
Voters: DrWilgy, speedchuck, insertnamehere
speedchuck
6
38%
Voters: Golden, Quin, Boomslang, Dom, sprityo, Ricochet
sprityo
0
No votes
Voters: None
That evil-looking beagle over there (host, non, mod, dead)
7
44%
Voters: nutella, LoRab, JaggedJimmyJay, TonyStarkPrime, nijuukyugou, Jackofhearts2005, Made
Total votes: 16

[nijuukyugou]

Well, listeners, I'm back from the weather, and we have rid Night Vale of beagles and similar mid-sized dogs for good. It was a close call for a while, but a few hours of minimal bloodshed is worth saving our town and entertainment over, isn't it? Let this be a lesson to all of us: just because something looks cute, or innocent, or unbelievably furry and floppy on the outside, does not mean their personality is just as cute, furry, and floppy on the inside. We must choose our friends, pets, and foods wisely.

As for the Intern Relay, I would just like to say that it has been a rousing success this year! It is amazing what our young people are capable of if we just give them a chance, isn't it? Why, without this opportunity for them to show off their perseverance, strength under pressure, and knife-throwing skills, we would never know how close each of these young citizens is to becoming a well-rounded Night Vale adult, ready to face whatever wheat and wheat by-products the world may throw at them. Bravo, interns! Bravo.

I, for one, cannot wait to see what's in store for next year's Relay. I don't know how the next batch will be able to top this year's festivities, but I'm sure they'll be able to take on whatever is thrown at them. Literally.

Stay tuned next for three hours of bloodcurdling screams and adorable kitten videos sent in by our listeners. As always, goodnight, Night Vale. Goodnight.



Intern speedchuck has been lynched. He was the Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home.

Congratulations, citizens of Night Vale - DrWilgy, sprityo, Ricochet, INH, nutella, Made, DFaraday, Quin, Golden, Lorab, Dom, Jackofhearts2005, and Boomslang - you have prevailed and saved your town from doom for one more day!

[sprityo]

HUZZAH

[nijuukyugou]

Welcome to Night Vale Mafia was brought to you by nijuukyugou productions, with help from the Night Vale Wiki and the Welcome to Night Vale podcast, available at welcometonightvale.com or wherever you get your podcasts. The voice of Night Vale was Blooper. This game's weather was brought to you by all of you lovely participating players. Downloads available wherever you download music, as well as YouTube "for free." Stay tuned for more Blooper mafia productions in the future.

Today's proverb: Blood is thicker than water. Water is thicker than air. Air is thicker than space. Space is infinite. Drink Sprite.

[Quin]

woohoo!

[Quin]

So what happened to the Tan Jacket?

[nijuukyugou]

Roles:

Civilians:
Dr Wilgy - Cecil
sprityo - Carlos
Ricochet - Old Woman Josie
insertnamehere - Erika
nutella - John Peters (you know, the farmer?)
Made - Steve Carlsberg
DFaraday - Pamela Winchell
Neverwhere/Quin - Dana Cardinal
Golden - Khoshekh
Lorab - Sheriff of Night Vale
Dom - Apache Tracker
Jackofhearts2005 - Tamika Flynn

Mafia 1 - StrexCorp:
Elohcin - Kevin
Long Con - Lauren Mallard
Epignosis - Marcus Vanston

Mafia 2 - Politicians:
timmer - Glow Cloud
speedchuck - The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
TonyStarkPrime - Hiram McDaniels

Independent:
Boomslang - Man in the Tan Jacket

Secrets to be revealed later tonight.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

*waits for it*

[sprityo]

First of all i want to say i thoroughly enjoyed this game and i cant thank the town players enough for not lynching me early on, i tried my best to do things within the limits of the rules and im glad in the end i could prove useful

the baddies played a tough game, especially the politicians, but in the end it seemed the town had all the right roles in the right place in the end

a good job to speedchuck, who to everyone im sure was playing a very convincing town game up until the very end, and that was on half the effort he could give due to cirumstances

[Quin]

I'm really proud of the overall performance in this game, actually. We all went to tinfoilville with the Cecil flip and it worked out, and we co-operated like a well-oiled machine for the most part. That's how you get an overwhelming town victory, y'all.

[Golden]

Wait... rico and inh never pmed each other to get btsc? Is that what I just read? All they had to do was try to get btsc with the other?

Well played town.

[sprityo]

RICO YOU TRIED KILLING THE ONE PERSON WHO YOU COULD HAVE BTSC WITH

THE ENTIRE GAME

[Boomslang]

Bam. Told you about TSP like two weeks ago.

[sprityo]

ill go ahead and post my Lie Detector results for everyone as well

[Quin]

lol rico @ inh being btsc partners, not sure why i didn't click on that within 30 seconds of reading their argument

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I was dying at the Rico/INH combat all game long.

Neat game y'all. Heckuva job, niju!

[insertnamehere]

RICO YOU TRIED KILLING THE ONE PERSON WHO YOU COULD HAVE BTSC WITH

THE ENTIRE GAME

goddamn it