Two-Headed Monster Mafia [GAME OVER MAN]

[2 Stupid Dogs]

I voted for fratyo. We can hammer in this game. Avoid accidental hammers.

i dig this. i dig you.

[2 Stupid Dogs]

I voted for fratyo. We can hammer in this game. Avoid accidental hammers.

but why did you also pick fratyo?

[Principal Skinner]

I voted for fratyo. We can hammer in this game. Avoid accidental hammers.

but why did you also pick fratyo?

It felt right

[2 Stupid Dogs]

I voted for fratyo. We can hammer in this game. Avoid accidental hammers.

but why did you also pick fratyo?

It felt right

me and u

we feelin things

[Lunatella]

I'm not nutella what are you talking about dear husband and since when do you answer to the name Colin

Or am I?

Screw it you guys this isn't funny I shoulda just stuck with the Sloogy jokes

[Lunatella]

Frats are dumb yo

[Golf]

Feel good about: 2 Stupid Dogs

Feel not so good about: DrSloogy

[dodo]

Well...

Cuphead and his pal Mugman
Were feeling mighty glum
To save the thread
And keep their heads
They’ll need to lynch some scum

Lynch some scum!

And though the act of hanging folks
May now seem a little rude,
If the ones to blame
Are at endgame

Well…

The good guys will all be screwed!

[Principal Skinner]

Feel good about: 2 Stupid Dogs

Feel not so good about: DrSloogy

The doctor recommends you explain yourself.

[Golf]

Glad you got that out of your systems, terrible play on words and all.


Now don’t take this the wrong way, or personal, or offensive, or legitimate, or fake, but I’m gonna huck that seasoning off your head, Wilgy.

it doesn’t feel right, yknow man? couldn’t agree more

Feels like someone is whispering in my ear, except it’s more so shouting.

Or am I the one shouting?

[Golf]

Feel good about: 2 Stupid Dogs

Feel not so good about: DrSloogy

The doctor recommends you explain yourself.

tHe DoCtoR WecOmEndS eXplaINiN uRSelF

[Golf]

*ahem* I cannot judge my fellow but if anything I have the exact opposite opinion, being that voting for my other head aka myself is silly and unproductive.

[Golf]

Wait s minute, that hunch won’t make sense because half of that is TH and TH is a silly person.

[Golf]

[VOTE: colinisspeed] aubergine hi frend

[Principal Skinner]

Glad you got that out of your systems, terrible play on words and all.


Now don’t take this the wrong way, or personal, or offensive, or legitimate, or fake, but I’m gonna huck that seasoning off your head, Wilgy.

it doesn’t feel right, yknow man? couldn’t agree more

Feels like someone is whispering in my ear, except it’s more so shouting.

Or am I the one shouting?

Wilgy’s not here, man.

[Celeste]

[VOTE: colinisspeed] aubergine hi frend

[Fuskdall]

I'm here now. The party can start.

This is the first post made sequentially where I can't tell at all which hydra-head this is.

[Fuskdall]

[VOTE: Fratyo] aubergine boo ya. dont like the vibes yall are giving off

baseless accusations. [VOTE: 2 Stupid Dogs] aubergine

What is this I can't even

[Fuskdall]

"M Plus 1" is the cleverest username imo

[Fuskdall]

You know how when someone farts and then they're awkwardly silent afterward hoping that nobody heard it but everyone did and then the smell hits you but they don't react or mention the smell and their brain is like "I am a statue nobody can even tell I'm alive and only something organic could have farted anyway" but everyone knows who it is because it's the only person not laughing about that cloud of butt stank juice?

So there. DrSloogy is the source of the stinky.

Oh my god.

[Fuskdall]

We are DrSloogy and we are most definitely a doctor.

Best thread entrance.

[Fuskdall]

You know how when someone farts and then they're awkwardly silent afterward hoping that nobody heard it but everyone did and then the smell hits you but they don't react or mention the smell and their brain is like "I am a statue nobody can even tell I'm alive and only something organic could have farted anyway" but everyone knows who it is because it's the only person not laughing about that cloud of butt stank juice?

So there. DrSloogy is the source of the stinky.

Your reasoning is convoluted but one can reach a similar conclusion just from how much "Sloogy" sounds like a descriptor for diarrhea

What is a viscous brown substance that can be found in a toilet?

Loo Nutella

(I'm sorry)

Hey! You're sleeping on the couch tonight buddy

You all are ridiculous.

[Fuskdall]

I voted for fratyo. We can hammer in this game. Avoid accidental hammers.

i dig this. i dig you.

Hi dunya.

[Fuskdall]

Feel good about: 2 Stupid Dogs

Feel not so good about: DrSloogy

Explain.

[Fuskdall]

Well...

Cuphead and his pal Mugman
Were feeling mighty glum
To save the thread
And keep their heads
They’ll need to lynch some scum

Lynch some scum!

And though the act of hanging folks
May now seem a little rude,
If the ones to blame
Are at endgame

Well…

The good guys will all be screwed!

I will never be able to vote for this hydra.

[Fuskdall]

Well, that was a relatively easy catch-up.

Rainbow list incoming.

[Maid]

bluuuuuurrrrhggggg, hey there everybody it's me, quin, your dear friend from australia. ijust wanted to say, the only 2 things I love more than playing mafia online with my close friends are protesting vaccines on twitter, and participating in competitive watersports.

[Fuskdall]

2 Stupid Dogs
Fratyo
Rimworld Boyz

ColinIsSpeed
Cuphead and Mugman
DrSloogy
Galactic Mac
Lunatella
The Dry Flood

POE style for now. Super weak GTH stuff. Like the first three tonally. The rest meh.

The shitposting was fun, but it's Day 1 now, folks. Let's kick this game into the next gear.

[Fuskdall]

Now to find out and elaborate upon exactly why I like those three.

[Fuskdall]

Spoiler: show

2 Stupid Dogs
Fratyo
Rimworld Boyz

ColinIsSpeed
Cuphead and Mugman
DrSloogy
Galactic Mac
Lunatella
The Dry Flood

POE style for now. Super weak GTH stuff. Like the first three tonally. The rest meh.

The shitposting was fun, but it's Day 1 now, folks. Let's kick this game into the next gear.

To expand:

- 2 Stupid Dogs
Turnip Head seems rather loose and organic. dunya is asking questions. They both seem relaxed and in their element even if low on WIM at the moment (then again, so is the thread in general).

- Fratyo
IMO again the posts from these two struck me as relatively organic. I liked the willingness to throw out two reads. I'll like it a lot more or dislike it depending on the elaboration.

- Rimworld Boyz
I'm vibing with Kyle. Kyle is one of the most tonally-centric players I've ever met in that he reads incredibly organically when he's town and not when he's scum. Specifically if I read at least half of the posts in Kyle's ISO and can hear Kyle thinking out loud in a Vocaroo type setting, that means he's almost certainly town. Scum!Kyle can't quite replicate the way town!Kyle thinks.

Subject to change. Other input desired.

[Maid]

2 Stupid Dogs
Fratyo
Rimworld Boyz

why are we green??

[Fuskdall]

[mention]The Dry Flood[/mention]

I need you, Golden. We need to mindmeld. Otherwise expect me to come after you.

[Maid]

i have a problem with that? up until now neither of us have posted anything that would require genuine-ness or the faking there-of. which posts seemed particularly genuine to you?

@[mention]M Plus 1[/mention]

[Fuskdall]

[mention]Galactic Mac[/mention]

Come at us. I dare you.

[Fuskdall]

i have a problem with that? up until now neither of us have posted anything that would require genuine-ness or the faking there-of. which posts seemed particularly genuine to you?

@@M Plus 1

Doesn't matter to me. You're one of the few players I feel I can assess based on off-topic or on-topic posts.

are we supposed to talk in plural first person or regular first person? like are we fusions from dragon ball z or just like... two kids who don't get along and now we're trapped together wearing the same sweater?

whats the lore of this game

That one reads like town!Kyle to me.

Now watch it be a Quin post.

[Fuskdall]

Someone urgently needs to push this game along. That's what I'm trying to do with my limited time.

[Fuskdall]

[mention]DrSloogy[/mention]

Any reads? Both of you have a pretty good gut. Throw something out there.

[Fuskdall]

This head is checking out for now. Expect my inevitable return. We only have 36 hour day periods and 10 hydras, so pushing any sort of discussion currently is of the utmost importance. I look forward to seeing that content you all produce. This player list is incredibly solid not only from a fun perspective but from a talent perspective. Let's show the scum team what we got and win this thing ASAP. We can do it. I believe in us.

[Celeste]

Tsaiah coming in the thread with fire, wow.

bluuuuuurrrrhggggg, hey there everybody it's me, quin, your dear friend from australia. ijust wanted to say, the only 2 things I love more than playing mafia online with my close friends are protesting vaccines on twitter, and participating in competitive watersports.

I love waterboarding!

This is my last joke post.

[Celeste]

Is quiet The Dry Flood usually bad? Ha.

I'm just go ahead and townread Fratyo for now. I think it's not great that 2 Stupid Dogs trust DrSloogy, and they are voting together on my townread.

I will ask for an explanation of this.

[2 Stupid Dogs]

I'm just go ahead and townread Fratyo for now. I think it's not great that 2 Stupid Dogs trust DrSloogy, and they are voting together on my townread.

I will ask for an explanation of this.

Slow your roll there, Speedlin'. Only one dog "trusts" DrSloogy and it ain't me.

This stupid dog is too smart to trust anyone at this point, especially my better half

[2 Stupid Dogs]

2 Stupid Dogs
Fratyo
Rimworld Boyz

why are we green??

we green cuz we high bois

I mean you're literally smoking a pokemon

[2 Stupid Dogs]

Actually it's probably not environmentally conscientious to be smoking the wildlife

[MartinWP69]

"M Plus 1" is the cleverest username imo

I think Galactic Mac is quite clever.

[VOTE: 2 Stupid Dogs] aubergine

[MartinWP69]

@Galactic Mac

Come at us. I dare you.

Maybe later.

[2 Stupid Dogs]

I voted for fratyo. We can hammer in this game. Avoid accidental hammers.

i dig this. i dig you.

Hi dunya.

surprisingly it wasn't me, it was turnip.

i'm glad we're blending seamlessly into 1 dog tho

[2 Stupid Dogs]

Frats are dumb yo

literally i keep thinking of frat boys when i see the username haha

[2 Stupid Dogs]

"M Plus 1" is the cleverest username imo

I think Galactic Mac is quite clever.

[VOTE: 2 Stupid Dogs] aubergine

this vote is stupider than 2 Stupid Dogs tbqh imo ttytt

[2 Stupid Dogs]

@The Dry Flood

I need you, Golden. We need to mindmeld. Otherwise expect me to come after you.

do you and daisy both "mind-meld" with golden? that's weird considering you and daisy are different.

[2 Stupid Dogs]

wow my mind is momentarily blown since the posts' time stamps show seconds now...is this new?