Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Day 13]

[Epignosis]

You guys are amateurs. Nothing CONFIRMS anybody. No flips. No "info." Nothing. This is LC and BR, the King and Queen of FUCK WITH YOU.

Have fun.

Hi there DDL's scum teammate.

No matter how "fuck with you" the game is, you still have to take the odds to things. In my opinion the odds are better that a DDL lynch results in a good outcome for us.

You don't want to fuck with me, Mac.

from one non-civilian to another can i just say that im amazed you havent been lynched yet

Lynching me would be the stupidest thing anybody could do, but thanks.

Although maybe lynching YOU would be the stupidest thing anybody could do.

[Black Rock]

LC just arrived home. Post asap.

[Enrique]

I happen to know speedchuck is bad. Are you his partner?

What about this post of mine made you feel that way hmmmm?

And no I am not.

SO you suspect speedchuck but won't vote him?

I deleted the two players I trust the most from the narrow list of 6 which left 4 random names of which I have varying opinions of. I have suspicions of DDL and Timmer that I have rationale for, speedchuck is playing a blendy game but I have seen him do that as town, you are ... unreadable so meh. I have actual townreads on Colin and Colonialbob.

I also have one vote to cast and I like using it to actually affect things. Unlike you, who prefers to keep your vote on statement candidates which once the lynch ends generally renders your vote meaningless. I trust sig more than I trust you right at this very second.

Have ever given a list to somebody, Mac? You did?

Then I guess you better keep your trap shut.

What the hell?

To be fair you need an IQ of at least 178 to know what the hell is going on.

[Quin]

woah

[Epignosis]

What about this post of mine made you feel that way hmmmm?

And no I am not.

SO you suspect speedchuck but won't vote him?

I deleted the two players I trust the most from the narrow list of 6 which left 4 random names of which I have varying opinions of. I have suspicions of DDL and Timmer that I have rationale for, speedchuck is playing a blendy game but I have seen him do that as town, you are ... unreadable so meh. I have actual townreads on Colin and Colonialbob.

I also have one vote to cast and I like using it to actually affect things. Unlike you, who prefers to keep your vote on statement candidates which once the lynch ends generally renders your vote meaningless. I trust sig more than I trust you right at this very second.

Have you ever given a list to somebody, Mac? You did?

Then I guess you better keep your trap shut.

What the hell?

Indeed.

What the hell are you talking about lists for? Are you going to shoot up a school?

No, I'm not going to shoot up a school. Let's see what happens to sig.

[DharmaHelper]

AIGHT BOIS BUCKLE UP PHASE TWO BOUTTA POP OFF

[Quin]

You guys are amateurs. Nothing CONFIRMS anybody. No flips. No "info." Nothing. This is LC and BR, the King and Queen of FUCK WITH YOU.

Have fun.

Hi there DDL's scum teammate.

No matter how "fuck with you" the game is, you still have to take the odds to things. In my opinion the odds are better that a DDL lynch results in a good outcome for us.

You don't want to fuck with me, Mac.

from one non-civilian to another can i just say that im amazed you havent been lynched yet

Lynching me would be the stupidest thing anybody could do, but thanks.

Although maybe lynching YOU would be the stupidest thing anybody could do.

well that already happened so i guess this game is just full of dumdums

[Enrique]

What about this post of mine made you feel that way hmmmm?

And no I am not.

SO you suspect speedchuck but won't vote him?

I deleted the two players I trust the most from the narrow list of 6 which left 4 random names of which I have varying opinions of. I have suspicions of DDL and Timmer that I have rationale for, speedchuck is playing a blendy game but I have seen him do that as town, you are ... unreadable so meh. I have actual townreads on Colin and Colonialbob.

I also have one vote to cast and I like using it to actually affect things. Unlike you, who prefers to keep your vote on statement candidates which once the lynch ends generally renders your vote meaningless. I trust sig more than I trust you right at this very second.

Have you ever given a list to somebody, Mac? You did?

Then I guess you better keep your trap shut.

What the hell?

Indeed.

What the hell are you talking about lists for? Are you going to shoot up a school?

I'm calling thepolice

[MacDougall]

I happen to know speedchuck is bad. Are you his partner?

What about this post of mine made you feel that way hmmmm?

And no I am not.

SO you suspect speedchuck but won't vote him?

I deleted the two players I trust the most from the narrow list of 6 which left 4 random names of which I have varying opinions of. I have suspicions of DDL and Timmer that I have rationale for, speedchuck is playing a blendy game but I have seen him do that as town, you are ... unreadable so meh. I have actual townreads on Colin and Colonialbob.

I also have one vote to cast and I like using it to actually affect things. Unlike you, who prefers to keep your vote on statement candidates which once the lynch ends generally renders your vote meaningless. I trust sig more than I trust you right at this very second.

Have ever given a list to somebody, Mac? You did?

Then I guess you better keep your trap shut.

What the hell?

To be fair you need an IQ of at least 178 to know what the hell is going on.

Epi: Civs are fucked.
Also Epi: Stuff that make no sense and general unhelpfulness.

[Enrique]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want DDL to be lynched and fix this broken world. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in the southwest squares???? This is so fucked.

[MacDougall]

You guys are amateurs. Nothing CONFIRMS anybody. No flips. No "info." Nothing. This is LC and BR, the King and Queen of FUCK WITH YOU.

Have fun.

Hi there DDL's scum teammate.

No matter how "fuck with you" the game is, you still have to take the odds to things. In my opinion the odds are better that a DDL lynch results in a good outcome for us.

You don't want to fuck with me, Mac.

from one non-civilian to another can i just say that im amazed you havent been lynched yet

Lynching me would be the stupidest thing anybody could do, but thanks.

Although maybe lynching YOU would be the stupidest thing anybody could do.

well that already happened so i guess this game is just full of dumdums

The problem is that you are playing like a Mafia. So, even if you're an independent cat you probably aren't helping us so please die.

I'm not averse to going on indie cleanup at some point and just mopping up people like Epi, DH and Quin.

[Epignosis]

You guys are amateurs. Nothing CONFIRMS anybody. No flips. No "info." Nothing. This is LC and BR, the King and Queen of FUCK WITH YOU.

Have fun.

Hi there DDL's scum teammate.

No matter how "fuck with you" the game is, you still have to take the odds to things. In my opinion the odds are better that a DDL lynch results in a good outcome for us.

You don't want to fuck with me, Mac.

from one non-civilian to another can i just say that im amazed you havent been lynched yet

Lynching me would be the stupidest thing anybody could do, but thanks.

Although maybe lynching YOU would be the stupidest thing anybody could do.

well that already happened so i guess this game is just full of dumdums

The problem is that you are playing like a Mafia. So, even if you're an independent cat you probably aren't helping us so please die.

I'm not averse to going on indie cleanup at some point and just mopping up people like Epi, DH and Quin.

Ah, you acknowledge us all as independents.

Great.

Start finding mafia.

[Long Con]

A Dangerous Man

sig was led out of the courtroom, Guilty verdict still resounding through the walls. His hands were tightly bound, and his mouth was gagged. He was surrounded by six burly guards, who each came only as close to him as was necessary. As they exited the building, one of the guards suddenly drove a spear through the neck of another, throwing everyone into shock and panic.

"Betrayal!" cried another guard, attacking the first. A fourth guard drove a spear into that guard's ribs, falling back from a vicious thrust from the first. As the fifth guard began to enter the fray, the sixth quickly jammed the butt of his spear into sig's temple, knocking him unconscious. Each of the guards fell back, regaining control of their minds.

"He really is too dangerous to let live!"

"I'm not comfortable with someone who can read my thoughts!"

"How do we even know we can trust him? The legends say he is evil at heart."

sig was executed without regaining consciousness.

sig has been lynched! He was the Psionic Ninja, a Civilian.

It is now Night 5. Send in those PMs!

[DharmaHelper]

Buck ass wild.

[Epignosis]

ACTUAL INFO

[LoRab]

Meh. Stepped away from the computer and came back to a whole lot of a lot. Would likely have changed my vote.

[Sloonei]

All aboard the DDL train?

[Enrique]

going to The Bad Place

[Epignosis]

Meh. Stepped away from the computer and came back to a whole lot of a lot. Would likely have changed my vote.

Why? What would it have accomplished?

I don't believe you.

[DharmaHelper]

Meh. Stepped away from the computer and came back to a whole lot of a lot. Would likely have changed my vote.

Oof. Mondo garbo.

[MacDougall]

Buck ass wild.

So explain "phase two"?

[Epignosis]

All aboard the DDL train?

speedchuck.

[DharmaHelper]

[LoRab]

Voted Sheol, mainly because I like the Hebrew Bible reference. Will probably change my vote to something that doesn't involve death later.

[LoRab]

Meh. Stepped away from the computer and came back to a whole lot of a lot. Would likely have changed my vote.

Why? What would it have accomplished?

I don't believe you.

You don't have to believe me. It's the truth.

Meh. Stepped away from the computer and came back to a whole lot of a lot. Would likely have changed my vote.

Oof. Mondo garbo.

Meh.

[DharmaHelper]

Buck ass wild.

So explain "phase two"?

I mean I could. I have been blessed with the Sight, and all is revealed unto me. But you'd probably not believe me if I told you.

[Epignosis]

Voted Sheol, mainly because I like the Hebrew Bible reference. Will probably change my vote to something that doesn't involve death later.

Which choice doesn't involve death?

[MacDougall]

If you see the lynch of a civilian with a know lie detection role who said that DDL was bad and push any other lynch candidate you are either bad or a total distraction.

[MacDougall]

Buck ass wild.

So explain "phase two"?

I mean I could. I have been blessed with the Sight, and all is revealed unto me. But you'd probably not believe me if I told you.

Try me.

[Enrique]

Meh. Stepped away from the computer and came back to a whole lot of a lot. Would likely have changed my vote.

Why? What would it have accomplished?

I don't believe you.

You don't have to believe me. It's the truth.

Meh. Stepped away from the computer and came back to a whole lot of a lot. Would likely have changed my vote.

Oof. Mondo garbo.

Meh.

DH and Epi.... the most important opinions.

[DharmaHelper]

[Epignosis]

Correction. You don't even have arms.

[Quin]

You guys are amateurs. Nothing CONFIRMS anybody. No flips. No "info." Nothing. This is LC and BR, the King and Queen of FUCK WITH YOU.

Have fun.

Hi there DDL's scum teammate.

No matter how "fuck with you" the game is, you still have to take the odds to things. In my opinion the odds are better that a DDL lynch results in a good outcome for us.

You don't want to fuck with me, Mac.

from one non-civilian to another can i just say that im amazed you havent been lynched yet

Lynching me would be the stupidest thing anybody could do, but thanks.

Although maybe lynching YOU would be the stupidest thing anybody could do.

well that already happened so i guess this game is just full of dumdums

The problem is that you are playing like a Mafia. So, even if you're an independent cat you probably aren't helping us so please die.

I'm not averse to going on indie cleanup at some point and just mopping up people like Epi, DH and Quin.

Are you going to lynch me 8 times in a row?

[DharmaHelper]

Buck ass wild.

So explain "phase two"?

I mean I could. I have been blessed with the Sight, and all is revealed unto me. But you'd probably not believe me if I told you.

Try me.

I fear I may have said too much already. The Pact I made was very specific that I not interfere with the Grand Plan, which I haven't done, but I'm concerned that if I reveal too much too soon that the course of events will change irrevocably.

[Epignosis]

Meh. Stepped away from the computer and came back to a whole lot of a lot. Would likely have changed my vote.

Why? What would it have accomplished?

I don't believe you.

You don't have to believe me. It's the truth.

Meh. Stepped away from the computer and came back to a whole lot of a lot. Would likely have changed my vote.

Oof. Mondo garbo.

Meh.

DH and Epi.... the most important opinions.

Is your faction winning?

[Sloonei]

Correction. You don't even have arms.

you don't need arms to run

[Quin]

Besides, it's not like I'm not doing anything. You just aren't listening.

[LoRab]

Voted Sheol, mainly because I like the Hebrew Bible reference. Will probably change my vote to something that doesn't involve death later.

Which choice doesn't involve death?

I mean, Netherworld seems more general, and abyss could just be a giant pit.

[Enrique]

going to heck

[DharmaHelper]

I've voted for the Netherworld. I may have more to say soon.

[MacDougall]

Hi there DDL's scum teammate.

No matter how "fuck with you" the game is, you still have to take the odds to things. In my opinion the odds are better that a DDL lynch results in a good outcome for us.

You don't want to fuck with me, Mac.

from one non-civilian to another can i just say that im amazed you havent been lynched yet

Lynching me would be the stupidest thing anybody could do, but thanks.

Although maybe lynching YOU would be the stupidest thing anybody could do.

well that already happened so i guess this game is just full of dumdums

The problem is that you are playing like a Mafia. So, even if you're an independent cat you probably aren't helping us so please die.

I'm not averse to going on indie cleanup at some point and just mopping up people like Epi, DH and Quin.

Are you going to lynch me 8 times in a row?

The fact that you keep leaning into the bullshit notion that you have to be killed nine times is part of why I don't trust you.

[Sloonei]

Besides, it's not like I'm not doing anything. You just aren't listening.

Meow

[Quin]

You don't want to fuck with me, Mac.

from one non-civilian to another can i just say that im amazed you havent been lynched yet

Lynching me would be the stupidest thing anybody could do, but thanks.

Although maybe lynching YOU would be the stupidest thing anybody could do.

well that already happened so i guess this game is just full of dumdums

The problem is that you are playing like a Mafia. So, even if you're an independent cat you probably aren't helping us so please die.

I'm not averse to going on indie cleanup at some point and just mopping up people like Epi, DH and Quin.

Are you going to lynch me 8 times in a row?

The fact that you keep leaning into the bullshit notion that you have to be killed nine times is part of why I don't trust you.

This is the first time I've even brought it up but okay.

[Enrique]

tfw you know all the spots quin is supposed to go but he keeps fucking up

[DharmaHelper]

Wild how DH predicted two night events tho.

[MacDougall]

from one non-civilian to another can i just say that im amazed you havent been lynched yet

Lynching me would be the stupidest thing anybody could do, but thanks.

Although maybe lynching YOU would be the stupidest thing anybody could do.

well that already happened so i guess this game is just full of dumdums

The problem is that you are playing like a Mafia. So, even if you're an independent cat you probably aren't helping us so please die.

I'm not averse to going on indie cleanup at some point and just mopping up people like Epi, DH and Quin.

Are you going to lynch me 8 times in a row?

The fact that you keep leaning into the bullshit notion that you have to be killed nine times is part of why I don't trust you.

This is the first time I've even brought it up but okay.

reading others saying it and letting it go is the same thing

[Quin]

tfw you know all the spots quin is supposed to go but he keeps fucking up

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Quin]

Lynching me would be the stupidest thing anybody could do, but thanks.

Although maybe lynching YOU would be the stupidest thing anybody could do.

well that already happened so i guess this game is just full of dumdums

The problem is that you are playing like a Mafia. So, even if you're an independent cat you probably aren't helping us so please die.

I'm not averse to going on indie cleanup at some point and just mopping up people like Epi, DH and Quin.

Are you going to lynch me 8 times in a row?

The fact that you keep leaning into the bullshit notion that you have to be killed nine times is part of why I don't trust you.

This is the first time I've even brought it up but okay.

reading others saying it and letting it go is the same thing

yeah i'm not talking about this anymore

[ColinIsCool]

If you see the lynch of a civilian with a know lie detection role who said that DDL was bad and push any other lynch candidate you are either bad or a total distraction.

Yes. Confirmed scum DDL. Even if he claims indie there is no way we can just let this get away.

[DharmaHelper]

I guess what I'm saying is I can see the future and was asked to make a prophecy and I did that.