U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 4 )

[ColinIsCool]

I agree with whoever said that everybody being parked on Maple is bad for thread health but I don’t think we can really move forward until we resolve that slot.

Why can't we move forward until we resolve Maple? I don't understand that.

Cause all the reasons to suspect Maple and that stuff with the people who claimed to have checked them is just ... there. Until it’s not. Like a cloud hanging over us

[ColinIsCool]

I agree with whoever said that everybody being parked on Maple is bad for thread health but I don’t think we can really move forward until we resolve that slot.

Why can't we move forward until we resolve Maple? I don't understand that.

Because people are lazy and/or have never played a mash in their lives

I am lazy and I don’t know what a mash is.

[colonialbob]

hmm Colin sheeped a sus of me that was different than his logic. sheep called out my original votes as overexplainy, Colin said that also pinged him but went after my explanation of Sloonei.

would appreciate outsider's opinions on that

[ColinIsCool]

hmm Colin sheeped a sus of me that was different than his logic. sheep called out my original votes as overexplainy, Colin said that also pinged him but went after my explanation of Sloonei.

would appreciate outsider's opinions on that

Here’s what I want an outsider’s opinion on: what the heck kind of name for a person is “Sweeney Todd”? First name Sweeney last name Todd? We all just gonna let that slide?

[Hyena]

I'm comfortable with sticking with this for now, it's a nice starting point. I also never want to read 50+ pages in a row ever again.

Town reads:
Poison Chan
Silverkeith
Marcher Jovian
Jumpluff
Ephemeral
DDL
Nanook
Maple
Xalt
sheepsaysmeep
Thisisnotacemarvel

Scum reads:
Timsup2nothin
tedxtr
polypies
PunchyTheCat
Nutella
Sloonei
Daisycloud
Hyena
Sloonei

There were a lot of town in the scum reads. Enough that I think that this could be why Xalt might have given Sprit a townread for it. On the other hand, a lot of the people in the townreads are unflipped, too (Marcher is dead, but his role is redacted).

Just based on how I'm feeling right now, this is how I think I would color the unflipped townreads at the moment:

Poison Chan
Marcher Jovian
Ephemeral
DDL
Nanook
Maple
sheepsaysmeep

I was scumreading Poison D1, but I remember flipping the read at some point based on something that I saw. I don't remember what it is though at the moment, so I'm not gonna color her green at the moment. I haven't evaluated Eph myself yet. Nanook was calling them scum though, if I remember correctly. Altogether though, that's I think four more town in Sprit's list. The other three being mafia would be another reason Xalt would like the list, but I'm not confident enough to say that more than one of those can be scum.

[Hyena]

I agree with whoever said that everybody being parked on Maple is bad for thread health but I don’t think we can really move forward until we resolve that slot.

Why can't we move forward until we resolve Maple? I don't understand that.

Cause all the reasons to suspect Maple and that stuff with the people who claimed to have checked them is just ... there. Until it’s not. Like a cloud hanging over us

Okay, do you have a read on me then? I don't even recall interacting with you so far this game. D:

[Hyena]

hmm Colin sheeped a sus of me that was different than his logic. sheep called out my original votes as overexplainy, Colin said that also pinged him but went after my explanation of Sloonei.

would appreciate outsider's opinions on that

Can you link where Sheep called you out for being overexplainy?

[sprityo]

I agree with whoever said that everybody being parked on Maple is bad for thread health but I don’t think we can really move forward until we resolve that slot.

Why can't we move forward until we resolve Maple? I don't understand that.

That's a good question. My answer will be sheeping Poison Chan on someone I have in my scum pool. [VOTE: iaafr] aubergine

Looking at my null and scum list from a different angle, "Do I have a reason to believe this person is not town" as opposed to "not mafia" I could at least remove these 6 from the pool.

Yes:
iwan - Iwan has little content, and has been around. He has more than the null reads but for some reason my gut is telling me there's potential out of him.
Hyena - Maybe. IDK.
WerewolfHunter - Will apparently die on night 3 unless "frozen." Their content is underwhelming and not very much hunting though.
Justplayingitcool - Been absent since daystart. someone mentioned theyre town because of some flip
Maple - Putting in the most work today. I actually don't know how well of a lynch this is today. What are some key interactions Maple has had with everyone still alive?
PunchyTheCat - Punchy is poisoned and will die at the end of the day unless healed. I'll take this with a grain of salt.

No:
TenThousandCalories
beeboy
colonialbob
DrWilgy
Epignosis
Logic
Apogee
ColinIsCool
sabie12
iaafr

[Hyena]

I'm comfortable with sticking with this for now, it's a nice starting point. I also never want to read 50+ pages in a row ever again.

Town reads:
Poison Chan
Silverkeith
Marcher Jovian
Jumpluff
Ephemeral
DDL
Nanook
Maple
Xalt
sheepsaysmeep
Thisisnotacemarvel

Scum reads:
Timsup2nothin
tedxtr
polypies
PunchyTheCat
Nutella
Sloonei
Daisycloud
Hyena
Sloonei

There were a lot of town in the scum reads. Enough that I think that this could be why Xalt might have given Sprit a townread for it. On the other hand, a lot of the people in the townreads are unflipped, too (Marcher is dead, but his role is redacted).

Just based on how I'm feeling right now, this is how I think I would color the unflipped townreads at the moment:

Poison Chan
Marcher Jovian
Ephemeral
DDL
Nanook
Maple
sheepsaysmeep

I was scumreading Poison D1, but I remember flipping the read at some point based on something that I saw. I don't remember what it is though at the moment, so I'm not gonna color her green at the moment. I haven't evaluated Eph myself yet. Nanook was calling them scum though, if I remember correctly. Altogether though, that's I think four more town in Sprit's list. The other three being mafia would be another reason Xalt would like the list, but I'm not confident enough to say that more than one of those can be scum.

Also, as an extension, I bet this clears both Tim and Punchy as town.

[sprityo]

I'm comfortable with sticking with this for now, it's a nice starting point. I also never want to read 50+ pages in a row ever again.

Town reads:
Poison Chan
Silverkeith
Marcher Jovian
Jumpluff
Ephemeral
DDL
Nanook
Maple
Xalt
sheepsaysmeep
Thisisnotacemarvel

Scum reads:
Timsup2nothin
tedxtr
polypies
PunchyTheCat
Nutella
Sloonei
Daisycloud
Hyena
Sloonei

There were a lot of town in the scum reads. Enough that I think that this could be why Xalt might have given Sprit a townread for it. On the other hand, a lot of the people in the townreads are unflipped, too (Marcher is dead, but his role is redacted).

Just based on how I'm feeling right now, this is how I think I would color the unflipped townreads at the moment:

Poison Chan
Marcher Jovian
Ephemeral
DDL
Nanook
Maple
sheepsaysmeep

I was scumreading Poison D1, but I remember flipping the read at some point based on something that I saw. I don't remember what it is though at the moment, so I'm not gonna color her green at the moment. I haven't evaluated Eph myself yet. Nanook was calling them scum though, if I remember correctly. Altogether though, that's I think four more town in Sprit's list. The other three being mafia would be another reason Xalt would like the list, but I'm not confident enough to say that more than one of those can be scum.

Nanook is also all but confirmed a stump. He cannot die from being shot. He cannot be lynched. There's a good chance he's town.

[colonialbob]

the village

apogee - as accurately concluded in anni, chatblock roles are very likely village. posting is still lightly wolfy but who cares
cayvie - shot ted i guess leave it as clear until late game tinfoils, starting to feel more like mu anni (she was town) after overnight posting
daisy - shot woofs, shot by woofs iirc, general villageyness and villagey anticonsensusness, villagey emotions
ddl - medium? still think this is a villa role and a real role he has but not been paying attention to his posts lol
iaafr - meta and his self depreciation of wolfgame, interactions with some dead wolf, conviction that he is clearly villa, behavior and flip floppiness matches how i expect villa rabbit to play, im pocketed
punchy - he feels like villa play in both team mafia and anni. claiming a track on me and thinking he had a guilty was probably real. i still think this should be healed.
sheep - yes.
werewolfhunter - generally villagery, shot xalt, proud of xalt shot

light village

beeboy - he still needs more posts for me to not feel like he must be resolved. Post 49 is something he tends to do as villa a lot in mashes and points to villa here. he claimed some stronk protown day action which he intended on using today, and that's probably a villagery thing to hardclaim early game in general, so hopefully that plays out soon and helps to clear him or something idk
hyena - hyena
logic - lamist is meta warranted and indicative of village here; i just need more from him but matches with v game thus far
poison - can be a wolf but is distinctly in villa game
tim - wary of his wolfgame but like spec chat game, engaging in 1 on 1s while he doesnt need to, stuff with punchy felt v/v despite punchy protesting this conclusion

nanook and spirtyo

nanook - nanook
sprityo - i recall him being slightly non w/w-y at some point with nutella but will need to double check.

--a line--

below a line

tenthousandcalories gut pulls him above the rest wowee

colin - he's literally just not solving in his iso lol. it doesnt make him wolf, but he fails to pass above line.
colonialbob - poe? i find the way he presents vote decisions overexplainy/awkward and >rand wolf in Post 3416 but really dont know. i may check if this is just a playstyle thing when the two of us are in f3 together.
drwigly - he used ;_; instead of ;-; what the fuck
epignosis - epignosis
iwan - trying to explain sub-nulls is getting tedious because there isnt much of an explanation tbqh. my reads are generally sort by postcount/start resolving lower impact less content slots, which i do think is somewhat warranted by the gamestate and the fact that it currently feels like town is winning.
long con - i swear every iso in this list is a carbon copy of the others

an island outside of this list

jpic - claim and stuff exists, and i dont want to think about it. honestly sorta feels like ted iso page 1 spews him v? but ted good at faking this stuff and the switch from ted back to let it self resolve after hard pushing jpic is sorta unnatural idk. wont be surprised if jpic does flip v but would prefer that he reappears
maple - lol.

peek

sabie - peek

[mention]Hyena[/mention]

[ColinIsCool]

I agree with whoever said that everybody being parked on Maple is bad for thread health but I don’t think we can really move forward until we resolve that slot.

Why can't we move forward until we resolve Maple? I don't understand that.

Cause all the reasons to suspect Maple and that stuff with the people who claimed to have checked them is just ... there. Until it’s not. Like a cloud hanging over us

Okay, do you have a read on me then? I don't even recall interacting with you so far this game. D:

Not really! Most of the game is slanky and/or blendy to me and tbh I’m kind of waiting past the gun shooty thing if I survive to even try differentiating those people

[sprityo]

I agree with whoever said that everybody being parked on Maple is bad for thread health but I don’t think we can really move forward until we resolve that slot.

Why can't we move forward until we resolve Maple? I don't understand that.

That's a good question. My answer will be sheeping Poison Chan on someone I have in my scum pool. [VOTE: iaafr] aubergine

Looking at my null and scum list from a different angle, "Do I have a reason to believe this person is not town" as opposed to "not mafia" I could at least remove these 6 from the pool.

Yes:
iwan - Iwan has little content, and has been around. He has more than the null reads but for some reason my gut is telling me there's potential out of him.
Hyena - Maybe. IDK.
WerewolfHunter - Will apparently die on night 3 unless "frozen." Their content is underwhelming and not very much hunting though.
Justplayingitcool - Been absent since daystart. someone mentioned theyre town because of some flip
Maple - Putting in the most work today. I actually don't know how well of a lynch this is today. What are some key interactions Maple has had with everyone still alive?
PunchyTheCat - Punchy is poisoned and will die at the end of the day unless healed. I'll take this with a grain of salt.

No:
TenThousandCalories
beeboy
colonialbob
DrWilgy
Epignosis
Logic
Apogee
ColinIsCool
sabie12
iaafr

Grammar is not my strong-suit.

[Hyena]

TenThousandCalories
beeboy
colonialbob
DrWilgy
Epignosis
Logic
Apogee
ColinIsCool
sabie12
iaafr

Okay, this is a list I can get behind, because I don't think I have strong feelings for any of them (except for maybe iaafr, but I never really evaluated him in the first place, lol). These are the people that we should be focusing on, and by focusing on, I don't mean, "haha, let's shoot/yeet them." I mean, like, genuinely talking about them and probing them. Seeing Colonial and Colin here interacting now is productive and is what I'd like to see more of from the others in the list.

[WerewolfHunter]

I decided this game is one i'm playing more for fun and not forcing myself to do stuff like isos that I rarely do

I wanted a few opinions on this and I see that several of us are in agreement here

[VOTE: iaafr] aubergine

[Hyena]

I agree with whoever said that everybody being parked on Maple is bad for thread health but I don’t think we can really move forward until we resolve that slot.

Why can't we move forward until we resolve Maple? I don't understand that.

Cause all the reasons to suspect Maple and that stuff with the people who claimed to have checked them is just ... there. Until it’s not. Like a cloud hanging over us

Okay, do you have a read on me then? I don't even recall interacting with you so far this game. D:

Not really! Most of the game is slanky and/or blendy to me and tbh I’m kind of waiting past the gun shooty thing if I survive to even try differentiating those people

But this is what I mean. You said you can't move forward in the game until Maple is dead, but you haven't evaluated me yet. The way you phrased your post made it seem like there was nothing else you could do right now until Maple was dead, which, as I just showed you, is completely false. :P

tl;dr -- Stop being lazy. :P

[Apogee]

Sup all

I will continue to be slanking as I continue to have limited to no data or WiFi access during the day

However, I’ve been told by the electric company wires should be back up this evening so hopefully I can actually play more tomorrow.

[ColinIsCool]

I agree with whoever said that everybody being parked on Maple is bad for thread health but I don’t think we can really move forward until we resolve that slot.

Why can't we move forward until we resolve Maple? I don't understand that.

Cause all the reasons to suspect Maple and that stuff with the people who claimed to have checked them is just ... there. Until it’s not. Like a cloud hanging over us

Okay, do you have a read on me then? I don't even recall interacting with you so far this game. D:

Not really! Most of the game is slanky and/or blendy to me and tbh I’m kind of waiting past the gun shooty thing if I survive to even try differentiating those people

But this is what I mean. You said you can't move forward in the game until Maple is dead, but you haven't evaluated me yet. The way you phrased your post made it seem like there was nothing else you could do right now until Maple was dead, which, as I just showed you, is completely false. :P

tl;dr -- Stop being lazy. :P

No, I said I don’t think we can move forward until Maple is resolved. The lack of activity and large number of votes is evidence enough of that. Otherwise we just have this same conversation at the next yeet and that’s no good.

[Justplayingitcool]

why is jpic town?

I don’t know who that is.

@Justplayingitcool who did you target last night? self-resolve pls

Timsup2nothin

[Justplayingitcool]

why is jpic town?

I don’t know who that is.

justplayingitcool

he hasnt shown up past d1 either

we need some prods for all the people who disappeared mid d1 and havent shown up again tbh

This is a lie

[Hyena]

I see we have reached the portion of the game where town-Colin gets murked via POE. I am fine with this.

This is what I'm talking about. Care to grace us with whatever reads you might have?

Well I don’t trust you!

I like Long Con and Nanook and the sheep person right now. Sprit is putting a good foot forward. Tbh Epi is probably town cause even though he’s retired-ish I can’t see him just posting GIFs as scum.

Somebody said cbob was over-explainy earlier and that has pinged me. iaafr still feels off to me compared to earlier games we’ve played, extremely different energy than those (both townie). I’m still kind of struggling to figure out the people I haven’t played with though

pls point to me over-explaining

Mostly in your defense of Sloonei, felt TMIy reading back too.

Colin, when you said that somebody had said CBob was being over-explainy, were you talking about Sheep's post that CBob just quoted? Did you look at the post Sheep linked to where they thought Bob was being overexplainy? Was there someone else saying that they thought Bob was being overexplainy with regard to specifically Sloonei?

[Hyena]

why is jpic town?

I don’t know who that is.

@Justplayingitcool who did you target last night? self-resolve pls

Timsup2nothin

You claimed Jailkeeper, right? Tim apparently got silenced last night. Does your role stop night actions on the people you jail?

[Hyena]

I agree with whoever said that everybody being parked on Maple is bad for thread health but I don’t think we can really move forward until we resolve that slot.

Why can't we move forward until we resolve Maple? I don't understand that.

Cause all the reasons to suspect Maple and that stuff with the people who claimed to have checked them is just ... there. Until it’s not. Like a cloud hanging over us

Okay, do you have a read on me then? I don't even recall interacting with you so far this game. D:

Not really! Most of the game is slanky and/or blendy to me and tbh I’m kind of waiting past the gun shooty thing if I survive to even try differentiating those people

But this is what I mean. You said you can't move forward in the game until Maple is dead, but you haven't evaluated me yet. The way you phrased your post made it seem like there was nothing else you could do right now until Maple was dead, which, as I just showed you, is completely false. :P

tl;dr -- Stop being lazy. :P

No, I said I don’t think we can move forward until Maple is resolved. The lack of activity and large number of votes is evidence enough of that. Otherwise we just have this same conversation at the next yeet and that’s no good.

The wagon on iaafr is growing. If we both voted there right now, it would be two votes away from tying with Maple. Would you like to vote there with me?

[VOTE: iaafr] aubergine

[Justplayingitcool]

why is jpic town?

I don’t know who that is.

@Justplayingitcool who did you target last night? self-resolve pls

Timsup2nothin

You claimed Jailkeeper, right? Tim apparently got silenced last night. Does your role stop night actions on the people you jail?

That's right, I'm a jailkeeper. inb4 I get people accusing me of lying.

A silencer can still go through based on how my role pm is worded. When I jail someone, their ability fails and I protect them from the night. So a silencer should still work on Tim.

[sprityo]

why is jpic town?

I don’t know who that is.

@Justplayingitcool who did you target last night? self-resolve pls

Timsup2nothin

You claimed Jailkeeper, right? Tim apparently got silenced last night. Does your role stop night actions on the people you jail?

That's right, I'm a jailkeeper. inb4 I get people accusing me of lying.

A silencer can still go through based on how my role pm is worded. When I jail someone, their ability fails and I protect them from the night. So a silencer should still work on Tim.

Just to confirm, you can only protect and roleblock someone. You don't have the option to kill them yourself?

[Justplayingitcool]

why is jpic town?

I don’t know who that is.

@Justplayingitcool who did you target last night? self-resolve pls

Timsup2nothin

You claimed Jailkeeper, right? Tim apparently got silenced last night. Does your role stop night actions on the people you jail?

That's right, I'm a jailkeeper. inb4 I get people accusing me of lying.

A silencer can still go through based on how my role pm is worded. When I jail someone, their ability fails and I protect them from the night. So a silencer should still work on Tim.

Just to confirm, you can only protect and roleblock someone. You don't have the option to kill them yourself?

I wish.

Nope, I can only protect and roleblock them

[iaafr]

why is jpic town?

I don’t know who that is.

justplayingitcool

he hasnt shown up past d1 either

we need some prods for all the people who disappeared mid d1 and havent shown up again tbh

This is a lie

ya i missed posts again sry

it was pointed out to me and i read your posts

got any reads you wanna beat the drum on?

[iaafr]

Why can't we move forward until we resolve Maple? I don't understand that.

Cause all the reasons to suspect Maple and that stuff with the people who claimed to have checked them is just ... there. Until it’s not. Like a cloud hanging over us

Okay, do you have a read on me then? I don't even recall interacting with you so far this game. D:

Not really! Most of the game is slanky and/or blendy to me and tbh I’m kind of waiting past the gun shooty thing if I survive to even try differentiating those people

But this is what I mean. You said you can't move forward in the game until Maple is dead, but you haven't evaluated me yet. The way you phrased your post made it seem like there was nothing else you could do right now until Maple was dead, which, as I just showed you, is completely false. :P

tl;dr -- Stop being lazy. :P

No, I said I don’t think we can move forward until Maple is resolved. The lack of activity and large number of votes is evidence enough of that. Otherwise we just have this same conversation at the next yeet and that’s no good.

The wagon on iaafr is growing. If we both voted there right now, it would be two votes away from tying with Maple. Would you like to vote there with me?

[VOTE: iaafr] aubergine

have you read my iso?

[Justplayingitcool]

why is jpic town?

I don’t know who that is.

justplayingitcool

he hasnt shown up past d1 either

we need some prods for all the people who disappeared mid d1 and havent shown up again tbh

This is a lie

ya i missed posts again sry

it was pointed out to me and i read your posts

got any reads you wanna beat the drum on?

Other than the people who want me dead after my claim are opportunistic scum

[iaafr]

why am i wagon i dont even understand

[sheepsaysmeep]

why the fuck are we voting rabbit lool

[sheepsaysmeep]

thats not worthy of a 2 o'd lol just one sorry i do that a lot

[iaafr]

i tr my whole wagon except sprityo too

[iaafr]

yo @ me if theres an actual case on me or something

[ColinIsCool]

I see we have reached the portion of the game where town-Colin gets murked via POE. I am fine with this.

This is what I'm talking about. Care to grace us with whatever reads you might have?

Well I don’t trust you!

I like Long Con and Nanook and the sheep person right now. Sprit is putting a good foot forward. Tbh Epi is probably town cause even though he’s retired-ish I can’t see him just posting GIFs as scum.

Somebody said cbob was over-explainy earlier and that has pinged me. iaafr still feels off to me compared to earlier games we’ve played, extremely different energy than those (both townie). I’m still kind of struggling to figure out the people I haven’t played with though

pls point to me over-explaining

Mostly in your defense of Sloonei, felt TMIy reading back too.

Colin, when you said that somebody had said CBob was being over-explainy, were you talking about Sheep's post that CBob just quoted? Did you look at the post Sheep linked to where they thought Bob was being overexplainy? Was there someone else saying that they thought Bob was being overexplainy with regard to specifically Sloonei?

I don’t remember, probably though. I just remember reading that and going “hmm yeah that articulates this little feeling I have had” and then saying some stuff to that effect.

[ColinIsCool]

I’m not sure if I can just abandon the giant blinking billboard light that says “what the gosh darn heck is Maple up to and what was all that about” for my gut whispering “hey iaafr looks kinda weird here”.

Can some of you explain that position a wee bit more

[Hyena]

have you read my iso?

No, not yet. :P

[iaafr]

i kinda need to know if these votes are serious enough to turn into ITA shots

shooting me in ITAs would be Not Good

[Hyena]

I’m not sure if I can just abandon the giant blinking billboard light that says “what the gosh darn heck is Maple up to and what was all that about” for my gut whispering “hey iaafr looks kinda weird here”.

Can some of you explain that position a wee bit more

So, you agree with people that iaafr looks weird?

[Hyena]

yo @ me if theres an actual case on me or something

There's no case. :P

[iaafr]

have you read my iso?

No, not yet. :P

well id encourage you to stop "pressuring" me as im not the type of player to perform better under "pressure"

and @ me with any actual concerns other than "in the poe and needs examining"

[Hyena]

have you read my iso?

No, not yet. :P

well id encourage you to stop "pressuring" me as im not the type of player to perform better under "pressure"

and @ me with any actual concerns other than "in the poe and needs examining"

Why do you think I'm pressuring -you-? :3

[sheepsaysmeep]

yeet me tooday before yoou yeet rabbit today im really not in the mood to be seeing a rabbit wagon

[iaafr]

at this point the events surrounding maple make it extremely unlikely maples a frame

townreading maple here (which i did for awhile but dont anymore) is essentially a hero read in the face of lots of evidence that xalt/hk were involved in a plot to get maple into clear position to push powerwolf agenda (vetoing nutella and xalt, pushing exclusively town)

[ColinIsCool]

I’m not sure if I can just abandon the giant blinking billboard light that says “what the gosh darn heck is Maple up to and what was all that about” for my gut whispering “hey iaafr looks kinda weird here”.

Can some of you explain that position a wee bit more

So, you agree with people that iaafr looks weird?

Big chungus has looked very different here than in other games I’ve played with big chungus, imo. Less active and less of an outward desire to do townsolvey things. Big chungus did explain that big chungus feels burn-out but

[Maple]

Trying to sort out the mechanics like

[ColinIsCool]

Sorry, *big chungus iaafr

[iaafr]

man ok ill just do this the lazy way

hardclaiming self resolving PR

part of the reason i was underwhelming d1 was because i wanted to get to use my fancy toy

[Hyena]

I’m not sure if I can just abandon the giant blinking billboard light that says “what the gosh darn heck is Maple up to and what was all that about” for my gut whispering “hey iaafr looks kinda weird here”.

Can some of you explain that position a wee bit more

So, you agree with people that iaafr looks weird?

Big chungus has looked very different here than in other games I’ve played with big chungus, imo. Less active and less of an outward desire to do townsolvey things. Big chungus did explain that big chungus feels burn-out but

Okay, what do you think about the people that are voting for him right now?

[Hyena]

man ok ill just do this the lazy way

hardclaiming self resolving PR

part of the reason i was underwhelming d1 was because i wanted to get to use my fancy toy

Stop, I'm trying to pressure Colin.