U-Pick Anything Volume 2 Game Thread (Day 4 )

[DaisyCloud]

Broseph is doing his best to give us a fun memey game don’t be mean plz

almost all the fun players I cared about are dead or gone. i.e. jumpluff, ace


hyena is muted.



I don't see alot of fun. i think the fart thing was messed up.

[Maple]

I don't think my silencing role was supposed to be announced in the first place so ymmv

[sheepsaysmeep]

if it wasnt clear i do think i shoould be short term cleared by colin wolf flip

alongside rabbit

i dont think i actually ended up posting my short colincase but pretend i did and it helped

[Long Con]

If people have shots left shoot sprit and LC please

Or maple if you’re feeling adventurous!

If people have shots left shoot sprit and LC please

Or maple if you’re feeling adventurous!

I thibk lc could be proven if punchy does flip evil here and that depend on poison and if healer

Yeah hey Mr Kek how about you chill for a sec maybe

[DaisyCloud]

idk daisy on the one hand i feel you but on the other hand i think youre being a bit too intense about this ultimately-meant-to-be-casual game

and colins role was completely broken lol

I don't see the fun. not sorry about it. with tim gone idk what I'm supposed to do.

I said I wasn't going to sheep but I totally did.

[Maple]

I'm sad that you killed Eph, iaafr

we were vibing

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Broseph is doing his best to give us a fun memey game don’t be mean plz

almost all the fun players I cared about are dead or gone. i.e. jumpluff, ace


hyena is muted.



I don't see alot of fun. i think the fart thing was messed up.

I mean

Idk what you want me to say here

Sorry you don’t like playing with the rest of us I guess, we’re doing our best

[sheepsaysmeep]

I'm sad that you killed Eph, iaafr

we were vibing

jk iaafr w eph v

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

if it wasnt clear i do think i shoould be short term cleared by colin wolf flip

alongside rabbit

i dont think i actually ended up posting my short colincase but pretend i did and it helped

I mean yeah

Less than Beeboy but still yeah

[sheepsaysmeep]

someone villagery was advocating for coolin/colonial not w/w right

thats nice i'll take that for granted for now

[Maple]

nanook if you're lost wolf i just want you to know that we don't blame you

[Apogee]

I'm sad that you killed Eph, iaafr

we were vibing

jk iaafr w eph v

And this is why we aren't reading into Maple's spew

[MacDougall]

Broseph is doing his best to give us a fun memey game don’t be mean plz

Mean is fine as long as it's fun and memey

[Maple]

someone villagery was advocating for coolin/colonial not w/w right

thats nice i'll take that for granted for now

that was me

[MacDougall]

I missed itas because there wasn't much of a heads up about it. it got delayed and then boom just oh hey it's starting now.

I intended to have ITAs sooner but I was diagnosed with an acute case of micropenis and had to go to the small dick doctor urgently.

[sheepsaysmeep]

someone villagery was advocating for coolin/colonial not w/w right

thats nice i'll take that for granted for now

that was me

tbf villagery =/= actually villager

[Long Con]

nanook if you're lost wolf i just want you to know that we don't blame you

I feel personally attacked

[sheepsaysmeep]

I missed itas because there wasn't much of a heads up about it. it got delayed and then boom just oh hey it's starting now.

I intended to have ITAs sooner but I was diagnosed with an acute case of micropenis and had to go to the small dick doctor urgently.

fair enough

[Long Con]

I missed itas because there wasn't much of a heads up about it. it got delayed and then boom just oh hey it's starting now.

I intended to have ITAs sooner but I was diagnosed with an acute case of micropenis and had to go to the small dick doctor urgently.

I'll PM you about some lotions that worked for me

[PunchyTheCat]

I missed itas because there wasn't much of a heads up about it. it got delayed and then boom just oh hey it's starting now.

I intended to have ITAs sooner but I was diagnosed with an acute case of micropenis and had to go to the small dick doctor urgently.

nice.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

nanook if you're lost wolf i just want you to know that we don't blame you

I would say I wish but

Alas I’m just a town stump on a roll

[Maple]

I'm sad that you killed Eph, iaafr

we were vibing

jk iaafr w eph v

And this is why we aren't reading into Maple's spew

[Maple]

Broseph is doing his best to give us a fun memey game don’t be mean plz

Mean is fine as long as it's fun and memey

Still going with no.

It seems I am the last person in here with a pair of balls, who is willing to take a risk and just speak, not giving a shit who is listening or not. Pair of balls. If you are pissing your pants, you shouldnt consider yourself veteran. And given the fact that I tend to play with proffesionals in this game a lot more then you do, I dare to say, do not claim that use my strategies on noobs, especially when I very often run in the Ranked, as a Mafia. We might even meet in a game in the future and when I work my mojo, you wont even know whats happening anymore. I have always been an excellent, top notch liar and thats why I like this game so much. Kind of like why MinX was drawn to it as well, cause she seems to be just about the same class of liar I am. Heck, I was drawn to this game like magnet since I first saw it. This may be boasting but I do carry weight behind my words. So when I say I can trick even a high level town, I mean it.


Fucking. 
Mind. 
Blown.


So dont you insult me, or my strategy, boy. Not unless you have something valuable to say, because you still have a long way to go. On a really bad day, Forum Mafia is just a playground for me. So dont fucking think for a second its a low blow. You ought to be banned to learn your place, scum.  

[sheepsaysmeep]

ok

[Epignosis]

[MacDougall]

Broseph is doing his best to give us a fun memey game don’t be mean plz

Mean is fine as long as it's fun and memey

Still going with no.

It seems I am the last person in here with a pair of balls, who is willing to take a risk and just speak, not giving a shit who is listening or not. Pair of balls. If you are pissing your pants, you shouldnt consider yourself veteran. And given the fact that I tend to play with proffesionals in this game a lot more then you do, I dare to say, do not claim that use my strategies on noobs, especially when I very often run in the Ranked, as a Mafia. We might even meet in a game in the future and when I work my mojo, you wont even know whats happening anymore. I have always been an excellent, top notch liar and thats why I like this game so much. Kind of like why MinX was drawn to it as well, cause she seems to be just about the same class of liar I am. Heck, I was drawn to this game like magnet since I first saw it. This may be boasting but I do carry weight behind my words. So when I say I can trick even a high level town, I mean it.


Fucking. 
Mind. 
Blown.


So dont you insult me, or my strategy, boy. Not unless you have something valuable to say, because you still have a long way to go. On a really bad day, Forum Mafia is just a playground for me. So dont fucking think for a second its a low blow. You ought to be banned to learn your place, scum.  

Wowwwww, you howl like a wolf! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to live in the wilderness and treated like a wild animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a canine establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of wolves to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “wolf fangs” in the shape of mouthgards further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking wolf will make a goddamn townie laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”.

[Maple]

Broseph is doing his best to give us a fun memey game don’t be mean plz

Mean is fine as long as it's fun and memey

Still going with no.

It seems I am the last person in here with a pair of balls, who is willing to take a risk and just speak, not giving a shit who is listening or not. Pair of balls. If you are pissing your pants, you shouldnt consider yourself veteran. And given the fact that I tend to play with proffesionals in this game a lot more then you do, I dare to say, do not claim that use my strategies on noobs, especially when I very often run in the Ranked, as a Mafia. We might even meet in a game in the future and when I work my mojo, you wont even know whats happening anymore. I have always been an excellent, top notch liar and thats why I like this game so much. Kind of like why MinX was drawn to it as well, cause she seems to be just about the same class of liar I am. Heck, I was drawn to this game like magnet since I first saw it. This may be boasting but I do carry weight behind my words. So when I say I can trick even a high level town, I mean it.


Fucking. 
Mind. 
Blown.


So dont you insult me, or my strategy, boy. Not unless you have something valuable to say, because you still have a long way to go. On a really bad day, Forum Mafia is just a playground for me. So dont fucking think for a second its a low blow. You ought to be banned to learn your place, scum.  

Wowwwww, you howl like a wolf! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to live in the wilderness and treated like a wild animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a canine establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of wolves to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “wolf fangs” in the shape of mouthgards further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking wolf will make a goddamn townie laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”.

This entire game was a waste of my fucking time. I came here to play Mafia not fuck around. I'm not dealing with this ass hole anymore. There's nothing funny about making everyone the jester. I was looking for a game of Mafia for five freaking years and this is what I get? FUCK YOU!

[PunchyTheCat]

ftr i will be changing everyone's language to "bears" instead of wolves

bc punchy lolbears

[DaisyCloud]

not done being mad. but done talking about it. think i have a right to be upset by the whole aftermath of things.

I wish I had a wolf trap or something took take out a wolf.

-_-||

I like playing with the rest of you guys. sorry if I was rude. nothing against all of you.

[Maple]

ftr i will be changing everyone's language to "bears" instead of wolves

bc punchy lolbears

are yall okay? bears arent a joke

[Maple]

when we used to go camping a lot we had a lot of close calls with bears, but they never actually came at us

[Long Con]

I don't know the difference between copypasta and reality.

[DaisyCloud]

ftr i will be changing everyone's language to "bears" instead of wolves

bc punchy lolbears

we be hunting bears now? but I like the cartoon. can we hunt wasps instead?

[PunchyTheCat]

ftr i will be changing everyone's language to "bears" instead of wolves

bc punchy lolbears

are yall okay? bears arent a joke

we're fine but pretty banged up

4/5 out of the hospital

some doctor said it was probably a younger bear

[Maple]

I don't know the difference between copypasta and reality.

[sheepsaysmeep]

Broseph is doing his best to give us a fun memey game don’t be mean plz

Mean is fine as long as it's fun and memey

Still going with no.

It seems I am the last person in here with a pair of balls, who is willing to take a risk and just speak, not giving a shit who is listening or not. Pair of balls. If you are pissing your pants, you shouldnt consider yourself veteran. And given the fact that I tend to play with proffesionals in this game a lot more then you do, I dare to say, do not claim that use my strategies on noobs, especially when I very often run in the Ranked, as a Mafia. We might even meet in a game in the future and when I work my mojo, you wont even know whats happening anymore. I have always been an excellent, top notch liar and thats why I like this game so much. Kind of like why MinX was drawn to it as well, cause she seems to be just about the same class of liar I am. Heck, I was drawn to this game like magnet since I first saw it. This may be boasting but I do carry weight behind my words. So when I say I can trick even a high level town, I mean it.


Fucking. 
Mind. 
Blown.


So dont you insult me, or my strategy, boy. Not unless you have something valuable to say, because you still have a long way to go. On a really bad day, Forum Mafia is just a playground for me. So dont fucking think for a second its a low blow. You ought to be banned to learn your place, scum.  

Wowwwww, you howl like a wolf! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to live in the wilderness and treated like a wild animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a canine establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of wolves to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “wolf fangs” in the shape of mouthgards further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking wolf will make a goddamn townie laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”.

This entire game was a waste of my fucking time. I came here to play Mafia not fuck around. I'm not dealing with this ass hole anymore. There's nothing funny about making everyone the jester. I was looking for a game of Mafia for five freaking years and this is what I get? FUCK YOU!

made me laugh must not be a wolf

[sheepsaysmeep]

I don't know the difference between copypasta and reality.

[DaisyCloud]

I don't know the difference between copypasta and reality.

same so gonna just act like Marc and maple thing didn't happen.

[DaisyCloud]

MacDougall*

[Maple]

ftr i will be changing everyone's language to "bears" instead of wolves

bc punchy lolbears

are yall okay? bears arent a joke

we're fine but pretty banged up

4/5 out of the hospital

some doctor said it was probably a younger bear

that's good at least, sounds like you had an insane weekend

[MacDougall]

It's interesting you called me Marc. My housemate (partner's cousin) matched on tinder with a dude named Marc this morning and we've spent most of the morning trying to ID him off his football jersey.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

I don’t know the difference between copypasta and reality

[colonialbob]

Reality copy the difference between I don't know and pasta.

[DaisyCloud]

It's interesting you called me Marc. My housemate (partner's cousin) matched on tinder with a dude named Marc this morning and we've spent most of the morning trying to ID him off his football jersey.

weird coincidence. did you guys figure out who he is? this was a bad morning for me.

[MacDougall]

Yeah he was a footy player named Marc.

[WerewolfHunter]

I personally don't think the role should be canceled. Many of the Games I've played has a village aligned diseases that means wolves can't kill the next night.

I am really enjoying the stories

[DaisyCloud]

ftr i will be changing everyone's language to "bears" instead of wolves

bc punchy lolbears

are yall okay? bears arent a joke

we're fine but pretty banged up

4/5 out of the hospital

some doctor said it was probably a younger bear

oh, no! sending good vibes and everything your way. sorry that happened.

[MacDougall]

Day 2 has finally ended. What a marathon.

PunchyTheCat has died.

Spoiler: show

Punchy was Scooby Doo. Each night you may target a player and discover the name of one random other person that they have targeted during the game. Obviously not super useful night 1.

Town.

Maple has died.

Spoiler: show

Maple was

Day Action: Once in the game you may silence a player. You may use this ability at any time. That player will become silenced until the end of the day in which you silence them. Night Action: Each night you make target a player and discover their role.

Mafia.

Night 2 begins.

You have 23 hours to get your actions in.

Chur.

[beeboy]

I am very unbias and do not think the role should be canceled.

[Epignosis]