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#201

A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:wtf
ilybbycks <3
if you turely loved me you would show me your genitals. [stern smile]
If i had a camera i'd surprise you one day and do it for real. [stern smile]

Get a room-no, buy a house-no, get your own goddamn island you too.

#202

INH, they could go to Uranus. I hear there's a special BOGO fever going on there.

#203

Metalmarsh89 wrote:INH, they could go to Uranus. I hear there's a special BOGO fever going on there.

wouldnt you liek to know

#204

I have a mustache , we can get along.

#205

Metalmarsh89 wrote:I have a mustache , we can get along.

where exactly is the musteache?

#206

It's mobile. It goes wherever it pleases.

#207

Lizzy wrote:
A Person wrote:being addressed directly is expnsnsnieivie oin fioanfnaldn
He gets free direct addresses from the government k.

Lizzy wrote:Oi Russti! Are we ratifying that treaty with its annexes?

Yes of course! The annexes were a stupendous, capital idea! I just completely missed reading your post, somehow.

Lizzy wrote: Splintsie!

Russtifinko wrote:
Lizzy wrote:... unless you make me an offer I can't refuse. A non-aggression pact, for instance.
Oooh!

I, Russti the Plaid, the Lizard of Hammock, (hereafter: "Rsusit"), do hereby and foresowith extend to the illustrious Lizzy, Lady of the Big Red Rump and Cloven Feet, (hereafter: "Lzizy") a pact and truce in the spirit of cooperation between our two nations. This treatise in effect under the terms of the Nantes Agreement of 1862, pursuant to the stipulations laid out in the earliest code of Mafia Law, The Book of Sock, under the ever-lecherous eye of the Garrulous God of Funny, He of Three Cheesiness. The conditions of the Rsusit and Lzizy pact (revised for brevity and plainness of speech (read: we skipped to the important stuff)):
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Article I.
Section 6.
Paragraph 61 and Three-Quarters.
Item Kremazoo
Clause ßƒ.
Subparagraph G
1) Lzizy shall not, under any circumstances, vote for Rsusit ever. Unless he is being really, really bad.
2) Ditto for Rsusit regarding Lzizy.
*****************************************************************************************************************************************************
This agreement to enter into effect immediately, and supercedes all other bodies of law, natural of unnatural, including but not limited to the Kyoto Protocol, the Geneva convention, and the Constitution of the United States of America, so help me God of Funny, for one and for all, peace and blessings, The End.

(fin)
*gulp* I think I'm in love. I also have a sudden urge to go and finish Law School and start the draft for the Lizzy Plan for Cyprus.

I would like to attach Protocol 74C on the protection of the signatories during Night periods, if it's all the same to you:

Taking into account the hypothetical framework where one of the two parties is dubbed the Smiter, the signatories have agreed upon the following provisions, which shall be annexed to the Rsusit-Lzizy Pact:

ARTICLE 3 (seven)

In the event of Rsusit or Lzizy being appointed the killer role known as the Smiter, said party will under no circumstance target the other party, irrespective of their funniness status or the acquis mafieux k.

Hereunder (Hah! Made you say "whereunder"! Get it?) Signed by the signatories and accorded such right and privileges, ceteris parabus quid quorum ipso bonum, non mortori te saluntant.

Signed,
Rsusit

Your turn!

Also, what is the Lizzy Plan for Cyprus?

#208

God Of Funny wrote:Bonus Points: Limerick Challenge

Questions: was anything made up, and do the points matter????

Epignosis wrote:Actually, my name is Bill and I'm a head case.

IIIIIII'M AAAAAAAA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!
:drums:

#209

Bea got Smited last night you guys

WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS?!

You have 24 hours to decide. It is now Day 2. Sorry the post is late!

#210

You can change your votes in this one. I decided that that's way funnier.

#211

not funny smiter.

#212

We have a kitty killer on the loose! o_O

#213

Boogs wrote:We have a kitty killer on the loose! o_O

Felicide!

#214

poll no work

#215

Boogs wrote:We have a kitty killer on the loose! o_O

Feelin' lucky?

#216

insertnamehere wrote:poll no work

I want my money back. I was promised unlimited votes this time.

#217

Metalmarsh89 wrote:
Boogs wrote:We have a kitty killer on the loose! o_O
Feelin' lucky?

no

#218

Metalmarsh89 wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:poll no work
I want my money back. I was promised unlimited votes this time.

No refun' fo ew. Dis is china poll an we no cheet. Have fry rice be happy.

#219

i'd n to mind killing a kitty if you know what imean

#220

Boogs wrote:
Metalmarsh89 wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:poll no work
I want my money back. I was promised unlimited votes this time.
No refun' fo ew. Dis is china poll an we no cheet. Have fry rice be happy.

ha ha its funny becaus chinese are weired peeple

#221

Boogs wrote:
Metalmarsh89 wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:poll no work
I want my money back. I was promised unlimited votes this time.
No refun' fo ew. Dis is china poll an we no cheet. Have fry rice be happy.

I had China rice for dinner last night. Yum!

#222

Teehee, I self-voted again.

#223

Russtifinko wrote: Hereunder (Hah! Made you say "whereunder"! Get it?) Signed by the signatories and accorded such right and privileges, ceteris parabus quid quorum ipso bonum, non mortori te saluntant.

Signed,
Rsusit

Your turn!

Also, what is the Lizzy Plan for Cyprus?

Signed,
Lzizy

The Lizzy Plan for Cyprus is similar to The Annan Plan for Cyprus except this time it will work and will bring about peace in our galaxy.

Also, Vmpos is dead to me.

#224

Lizzy wrote:
Russtifinko wrote: Hereunder (Hah! Made you say "whereunder"! Get it?) Signed by the signatories and accorded such right and privileges, ceteris parabus quid quorum ipso bonum, non mortori te saluntant.

Signed,
Rsusit

Your turn!

Also, what is the Lizzy Plan for Cyprus?
Signed,
Lzizy

The Lizzy Plan for Cyprus is similar to The Annan Plan for Cyprus except this time it will work and will bring about peace in our galaxy.

Also, Vmpos is dead to me.

k

#225

Are you guilt-tripping me?

#226

Lizzy your avatar makes me want to watch Cow and Chicken lol

#227

Hide your kittens, hide your paws! There's a smiter still on the loose! (Climbs a tree). I don't know who the new smiter is

And these self votes from Metalmarsh and vompattii are odd

#228

I agree, it's almost as odd as the number 7.

#229

Metalmarsh89 wrote:I agree, it's almost as odd as the number 7.

Mmmm. Or a octopuss with 5 tentacles.

#230

I'll tell ya who the smiter is... I'll tell ya all... (Hiccups) I'm gonna.. (Hiccup) tell the world who that smiter is (wags finger and hiccups)

#231

Tell us who it is Boogsie!!!

#232

Community just got cancelled, I don't feel like laughing ever again.

#233

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Tell us who it is Boogsie!!!

I'm too drunk off catnip to remember ! (Hiccup)

#234

insertnamehere wrote:Community just got cancelled, I don't feel like laughing ever again.

Wait, didn't they announce this a while ago because Troy was leaving?

Anyway, no saddening the funny!

A Person wrote:i'd n to mind killing a kitty if you know what imean

I actually don't, for once.

#235

i'd kike to ice baby xylophone if yuo kno wat i meen

#236

i dunno community

i didn't actually mean anything

#237

A Person wrote:i dunno community

WELL, THEN WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW?

#238

insertnamehere wrote:
A Person wrote:i dunno community
WELL, THEN WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW?

NOT A FUCKING THING, DAMMIT!!!!! DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!!!

PS. I can type in big letters and look angry.

I can also type in small letters

I can also type somewhere in between. But who gives a shit anyway. It'll make a muffin betta'. It's really, really betta'.

#239

Metalmarsh89 wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
A Person wrote:i dunno community
WELL, THEN WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW?
NOT A FUCKING THING, DAMMIT!!!!! DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!!!

PS. I can type in big letters and look angry.

I can also type in small letters

I can also type somewhere in between. But who gives a shit anyway. It'll make a muffin betta'. It's really, really betta'.

I'M VERY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW, DON'T FUCKING TEST ME!

#240

Quick test, what is the capital of Australia?

#241

insertnamehere wrote:
A Person wrote:i dunno community
WELL, THEN WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW?

other things

#242

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Quick test, what is the capital of Australia?

KANGA-FUCKING-ROO!

#243

Sorry, I didn't specify, what is the geographical capital of Australia?

#244

Too slow, you lose.

#245

brisbane

i win you loose

#246

A Person wrote:brisbane

i win you loose

I'm tighter than a tourniquet.

#247

Metalmarsh89 wrote:
A Person wrote:brisbane

i win you loose
I'm tighter than a tourniquet.

idlik2tightenyourtouryneequetifyuoknowatimeen

#248

omgipostastringoffukkinmispeldwurdsandimfunny

If you know what I mean.

#249

Epignosis wrote:omgipostastringoffukkinmispeldwurdsandimfunny

If you know what I mean.

omgarentmizzpeeledworedsthemostfuunneesttingevar?

if you know what I mean...

#250

ineverintendedvompspeaktobefunny ifknanlfoyoaufameikjiomedn

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