Magic the Gathering Mafia - Game Over - Mafia has won!

[falcon45ca]

let the records show that falcon is avoiding the question even further

Pfffft.

This record is blatantly ignoring the fact that falcon simply asks for clarification on what is meant by "hotter", and furthermore failure to do so obfuscates the questions intent.


And kylemii is pursuing this line of question without being the asker of said question, and cannot even provide a definition of hotter, nor answered the question himself.


I'll answer, you know I'll answer, I'll answer on crutches!

[falcon45ca]

We can't publicly give too much mana out:



The mafia has a way to punish us for that.

Town lean for pointing this out

For reading the rules?

Pointing out the rule is inherently towny, unless GASP!


He did so as scum to build town cred...


1st instinct tho it feels like towny

[Kylemii]

the question is whether dunya or i are the most hot in your opinion and your deafening silence on this very important and real global issue speaks volumes

if it pleases the court i would like to call the expert witness "Long Con" to the stand to clarify what hot means

[falcon45ca]

the question is whether dunya or i are the most hot in your opinion and your deafening silence on this very important and real global issue speaks volumes

if it pleases the court i would like to call the expert witness "Long Con" to the stand to clarify what hot means

You know darn tootin' all I'm asking is what's meant by hot?


Is it a question of attractiveness, scuminess, record of success, general body temperature?


Tell you what, you pick from those 4 categories what is meant by hot, and I'll answer here and now, in a red hot minute by jove

[Kylemii]

the question is whether dunya or i are the most hot in your opinion and your deafening silence on this very important and real global issue speaks volumes

if it pleases the court i would like to call the expert witness "Long Con" to the stand to clarify what hot means

You know darn tootin' all I'm asking is what's meant by hot?


Is it a question of attractiveness, scuminess, record of success, general body temperature?


Tell you what, you pick from those 4 categories what is meant by hot, and I'll answer here and now, in a red hot minute by jove

[Long Con]

I was definitely talking about general attractiveness.



or



I wasn't asking a question like you mean, I was asking for clarification. I'm the original clarifiasker.

And the correct answer is "they're the same cat, so equally hot."

[falcon45ca]

the question is whether dunya or i are the most hot in your opinion and your deafening silence on this very important and real global issue speaks volumes

if it pleases the court i would like to call the expert witness "Long Con" to the stand to clarify what hot means

You know darn tootin' all I'm asking is what's meant by hot?


Is it a question of attractiveness, scuminess, record of success, general body temperature?


Tell you what, you pick from those 4 categories what is meant by hot, and I'll answer here and now, in a red hot minute by jove

No problemo


Attraiveness: kylemii
Scum: dunya
Record of Success: dunya
General Body Temperature: kylemii

[Marmot]

[Kylemii]

compare and contrast dunya and i in terms of attractiveness, suspicion, successfulness, and human body temperature or be held in contempt of court

[falcon45ca]

I was definitely talking about general attractiveness.



or



I wasn't asking a question like you mean, I was asking for clarification. I'm the original clarifiasker.

And the correct answer is "they're the same cat, so equally hot."

The 2nd one looks like a rabbit.



You sure that's a cat? Could be a deepfake yo

[Kylemii]

i am probably physically colder than dunia, she is accustomed to cold weather temperatures and i am like regularly only 96 (nice) degrees F

[falcon45ca]

This card looks legit, but I'm suspicious of its authenticity

[falcon45ca]

compare and contrast dunya and i in terms of attractiveness, suspicion, successfulness, and human body temperature or be held in contempt of court

Geez, kinda sounds like homework. What kind of internship did I walk into here?

[Long Con]

I was definitely talking about general attractiveness.



or



I wasn't asking a question like you mean, I was asking for clarification. I'm the original clarifiasker.

And the correct answer is "they're the same cat, so equally hot."

The 2nd one looks like a rabbit.



You sure that's a cat? Could be a deepfake yo

[Kylemii]

what is forum mafia about if not complying to my increasingly absurd and inconsequential demands

[Marmot]

This card looks legit, but I'm suspicious of its authenticity

It's clearly a fake because I forgot to add power/toughness.

[falcon45ca]

i am probably physically colder than dunia, she is accustomed to cold weather temperatures and i am like regularly only 96 (nice) degrees F

96 degrees? You live with a boy band?



It is often soul crushingly cold during my winter months. I survived this winter, but every year is a gambit

[Long Con]

Scum: dunya

Now that we got to the crux of the matter, let's talk about this. Is this a dunya read or a Kylemii read?

[Long Con]

This card looks legit, but I'm suspicious of its authenticity

It's clearly a fake because I forgot to add power/toughness.

The overflow text notwithstanding.

[Kylemii]

i am probably physically colder than dunia, she is accustomed to cold weather temperatures and i am like regularly only 96 (nice) degrees F

96 degrees? You live with a boy band?



It is often soul crushingly cold during my winter months. I survived this winter, but every year is a gambit

isn't that 98 degrees

[falcon45ca]

This card looks legit, but I'm suspicious of its authenticity

It's clearly a fake because I forgot to add power/toughness.

Do you have to include those attributes if they are zero? Seems unnecessary

[Made]

I’m still trying to figure the rules out. Are we supposed to tap the marmot?

[falcon45ca]

i am probably physically colder than dunia, she is accustomed to cold weather temperatures and i am like regularly only 96 (nice) degrees F

96 degrees? You live with a boy band?



It is often soul crushingly cold during my winter months. I survived this winter, but every year is a gambit

isn't that 98 degrees

Shit, you're right. My joke is slightly less hilarious now.


I was damn close tho, like how many people actually know that its 98 not 96 degrees?

[Kylemii]

i think it's supposed to be 98 degrees because that was the average human body temperature according to the medical science of 1997

[Made]

i think it's supposed to be 98 degrees because that was the average human body temperature according to the medical science of 1997

Fun enough that number has been changing over the years. I can’t remember if we’re hotter than we use to be or the other way around. My money is on hotter

[falcon45ca]

i think it's supposed to be 98 degrees because that was the average human body temperature according to the medical science of 1997

That's hilarious...so they're band name basically says "We are average human body temperature. Plz dance"


No wonder I thought they sucked

[Marmot]

The "typical body temperature" of 98.6 degrees was measured from a bunch of college students many years ago, as Kyle pointed out. The average body temperature nowadays has actually dropped due to global warming and the average natural air temperature being higher.

[Kylemii]

i think it's supposed to be 98 degrees because that was the average human body temperature according to the medical science of 1997

Fun enough that number has been changing over the years. I can’t remember if we’re hotter than we use to be or the other way around. My money is on hotter

global warming strikes again

[Kylemii]

they should have been 103 degrees and had a song called "i have a fever"

[Marmot]

I have a cuteness of 100/100 and an attractiveness of the same caliber. I am certainly hotter now than I was in the 90's.

[Guillotine]

I was definitely talking about general attractiveness.



or



I wasn't asking a question like you mean, I was asking for clarification. I'm the original clarifiasker.

And the correct answer is "they're the same cat, so equally hot."

The 2nd one looks like a rabbit.



You sure that's a cat? Could be a deepfake yo

[falcon45ca]

Does anyone want to join my All Canadian Boy Band, 36.8 C?


You don't have to be Canadian, or a boy. You just need an average body temperature and a passion to raise the dance floor temperature to fever pitch!

[Kylemii]

also, referring to the forum hero cat Lizzy as a fake bunny is basically sacrilege

[Long Con]

I am a Canadian boy of average temperature! Ooo, but I don't have that passion, dammit!

[Long Con]

This card looks legit, but I'm suspicious of its authenticity

It's clearly a fake because I forgot to add power/toughness.

Do you have to include those attributes if they are zero? Seems unnecessary

Sick burn!

[falcon45ca]

The "typical body temperature" of 98.6 degrees was measured from a bunch of college students many years ago, as Kyle pointed out. The average body temperature nowadays has actually dropped due to global warming and the average natural air temperature being higher.

Pffft, global warming lowered the body temperature of the human race. Stop using science to prove things true

[falcon45ca]

also, referring to the forum hero cat Lizzy as a fake bunny is basically sacrilege

No, I said I thought the pic could be a fake cat and a real bunny.


Probably the lighting

[falcon45ca]

I am a Canadian boy of average temperature! Ooo, but I don't have that passion, dammit!

S'ok, we'll work on that. Welcome aboard! Where in the Great White North do you call home?

[Long Con]

I am a Canadian boy of average temperature! Ooo, but I don't have that passion, dammit!

S'ok, we'll work on that. Welcome aboard! Where in the Great White North do you call home?

[falcon45ca]

I am a Canadian boy of average temperature! Ooo, but I don't have that passion, dammit!

S'ok, we'll work on that. Welcome aboard! Where in the Great White North do you call home?

Nice. Leafs fan? My team taking 2 in a row feels pretty good right now, not gonna lie

[Long Con]

I want the Leafs to win the Cup and I watch the playoff games they're in. Otherwise I sometimes remember to pay attention to how many games they win. You guys just swept them out of a five-game winning streak.

[Nicol Bolas]

I'm going to be upfront with this because I have a role which will never be useful without claiming:

I have one ability which takes more Mana than I can produce, and it uses nothing but colorless. The fact I will do nothing without being given specific Mana, or sharing Mana to players, is why I want to figure this out

I, for one, would like to know what the ability is, and why I should spend my colorless mana on yours over others.


I'm assuming everyone got at least 1 colorless mana land?

I didn't ask for Mana. I was simply explaining something. I also will likely not be fully claiming at any point this day

Well, maybe you're not directly asking, but you're like that friend when you go out to the bar, talking about how expensive drinks are, and money's tight, but you're having a great time! and it's been so long since we've hung out, and can you believe cover? wow, these drinks are pricey, awe man really? are you sure? thanks man, I love you, I miss you, we need to hang out more often

Then you're reading the intention of my posts incorrectly.

Wouldn't be the first time, tho it's the 1st time with you!


Can you clarify your intention then plz?

I am literally incapable of using my ability without people giving me a reasonably specific kind of mana. I don't want to ask for mana from people; assigning people to give mana is bad because of the Mafia artifact mentioned. Because of that, my primary purpose is giving out mana, which I have specifically 3 colorless of. I wanted people to be aware that I both need a specific mana, and give a specific mana. This means, imo, we to some extent need to understand *how* to give out our mana. I want to know that, because I will be giving mana

Which on that note, I want to say:

Everyone who can keep their mana and use it probably should

Everyone should probably say which mana types they can benefit from, unless we think scum has some kind of "targeted removal" which will hurt us for saying our colors. Which I doubt

[Nicol Bolas]

I’m still trying to figure the rules out. Are we supposed to tap the marmot?

Apparently there's a lot of people who can't understand the rules

I'm just going to appoint myself the official "rules understander"

Come to me for any setup questions

[falcon45ca]

I want the Leafs to win the Cup and I watch the playoff games they're in. Otherwise I sometimes remember to pay attention to how many games they win. You guys just swept them out of a five-game winning streak.

[falcon45ca]

I'm going to be upfront with this because I have a role which will never be useful without claiming:

I have one ability which takes more Mana than I can produce, and it uses nothing but colorless. The fact I will do nothing without being given specific Mana, or sharing Mana to players, is why I want to figure this out

I, for one, would like to know what the ability is, and why I should spend my colorless mana on yours over others.


I'm assuming everyone got at least 1 colorless mana land?

I didn't ask for Mana. I was simply explaining something. I also will likely not be fully claiming at any point this day

Well, maybe you're not directly asking, but you're like that friend when you go out to the bar, talking about how expensive drinks are, and money's tight, but you're having a great time! and it's been so long since we've hung out, and can you believe cover? wow, these drinks are pricey, awe man really? are you sure? thanks man, I love you, I miss you, we need to hang out more often

Then you're reading the intention of my posts incorrectly.

Wouldn't be the first time, tho it's the 1st time with you!


Can you clarify your intention then plz?

I am literally incapable of using my ability without people giving me a reasonably specific kind of mana. I don't want to ask for mana from people; assigning people to give mana is bad because of the Mafia artifact mentioned. Because of that, my primary purpose is giving out mana, which I have specifically 3 colorless of. I wanted people to be aware that I both need a specific mana, and give a specific mana. This means, imo, we to some extent need to understand *how* to give out our mana. I want to know that, because I will be giving mana

Which on that note, I want to say:

Everyone who can keep their mana and use it probably should

Everyone should probably say which mana types they can benefit from, unless we think scum has some kind of "targeted removal" which will hurt us for saying our colors. Which I doubt

I believe the OP said that there are no redirects. I bet they have the 3 artifacts and that's all.

The punish the fool artifact looks like it's only a good play if the wolves know who is likely to be receiving mana, if they use it on a player who is given 0, then 4 x 0 is 0 damage.

[Poison]

Good morning!

[Poison]

Seems like I have to READ A LOT.

[Kylemii]

"Each player will be assigned a planeswalker that possesses artifact(s), and three land cards.

The three lands will match the color identity of said planeswalker.

Each player begins the game with 10 life."

life and mana are separate resources, as are lands

lands have to be tapped to get mana which is something i don't totally understand

mafia has a factional kill that does 10 damage and costs mana for them. the mana cost reduces as they get yote, they can also deal 4x damage of recieved mana (which i think unfortunately counters jack's strategy?) this also costs them mana, it seems generally a bad idea to discuss how we will be sending our energies.

everything costs mana but getting mana is a point of confusion still, involves tapping lands. review this

exiling is yeeting with no role reveal. normally when yeeted, all info is revealed, planeswalker, land cards, and artifacts

mafia are also able to pay life (or 2 energy?) to either reveal the current life to all living wolves, this is the only way to find out someone's life total (it's a tutuu promis) if a player takes damage they do NOT know about it.

5 posts per day required this is not anything to do with MtG i just think it's interesting

mafia have fake claims

there is an order of operations for actions which is:

► Show Spoiler

Order of operations:


1. Stuff that are uncounterable (for example one of the Mafia Factional Artifacts I showed earlier)

2. Countermagic

3. Non damaging abilities

4. Damaging abilities (for example the Mafia Factional Kill)

-Instant effects such as those of the Lifescope happen instantly and don't get resolved the same way as standard actions.




Order of counterspell resolution in case of multiple:
A counters B. B counters A. Both get countered.
A counters B. B counters C. C counters B. A gets resolved first since it's untouched, countering B. C is left untouched.
A counters B. B counters C. C counters A. All three get countered.

[Kylemii]

I’m still trying to figure the rules out. Are we supposed to tap the marmot?

Apparently there's a lot of people who can't understand the rules

I'm just going to appoint myself the official "rules understander"

Come to me for any setup questions

how do lands and energy tapping work?

[Kylemii]

OK SO

Purely hypothetically, say i have 2 lands which create the enery

what is a kicker? what does it mean when there is a gray circle with a number inside of it?

what is tapping, does tapping destroy the lands? is energy continually produced?