The Game of Champions 2018 [ENDGAME]

[Simon]

[sprityo]

I like it simon, i like it alot

that is a good image

[novaselinenever]

Can we choose which item we give to which player hmm

[S~V~S]

Can we choose which item we give to which player hmm

Epi said it, the most voted item goes to the most voted player, etc. It's in the giant letters in the opening post.

You are to vote in two places. Vote here five times, and vote in viewtopic.php?f=221&t=1698 five times. You are voting for those you want to get enchanted objects, and you are voting for the enchanted objects themselves. The object with the most votes will go to the person with the most votes, and so on and so forth etc. etc. until eternity good day to you sir.
It is now Day 0. Go. Do Champion Things.

[novaselinenever]

Can we choose which item we give to which player hmm

Epi said it, the most voted item goes to the most voted player, etc. It's in the giant letters in the opening post.

You are to vote in two places. Vote here five times, and vote in viewtopic.php?f=221&t=1698 five times. You are voting for those you want to get enchanted objects, and you are voting for the enchanted objects themselves. The object with the most votes will go to the person with the most votes, and so on and so forth etc. etc. until eternity good day to you sir.
It is now Day 0. Go. Do Champion Things.

Oops, thanks.

I'm blaming Sloonei and his campaign. They got me.

[MacDougall]

Sprityo is town

[juliets]

I'm just checking in to say I'm here.

[MacDougall]

Because you're Mafia and you don't want anyone to suspect you?

[Enrique]

vote for me

[juliets]

Because you're Mafia and you don't want anyone to suspect you?

No, because I said this morning I would be gone all day and I'm back earlier than I thought.

[MacDougall]

Because you're Mafia and you don't want anyone to suspect you?

No, because I said this morning I would be gone all day and I'm back earlier than I thought.

Counterpoint, you are super conscious of how you are being perceived and it's only the prologue because you are obviously Mafia

[sig]

Have I been lynched yet?

[sig]

Happy New Year to all. Proud to announce I tried a new proactive anti-hangover measure and I feel like a golden god. You will be kneeling before me soon.

Want to share Colin?

Chug a bottle of water and take 2 ibuprofens before you go to bed, and then chug another water.

Because the combination of alcohol and ibuprofen is great for you.

I can handle losing just the one kidney.

God gave us two kidneys and two lungs for a reason. So we could loose one to alcholical and one to cigs. Or like sell on the black market.

[juliets]

Because you're Mafia and you don't want anyone to suspect you?

No, because I said this morning I would be gone all day and I'm back earlier than I thought.

Counterpoint, you are super conscious of how you are being perceived and it's only the prologue because you are obviously Mafia

I'm not but it doesn't bother me that you think I am. I don't want to be night killed.

[sig]

Hi folks. I'll just have a gander at these here items and I'll do some o' that voting stuff.

LC is playing ergo LC is mafia since LC is a manipulator God, he should be lynched immediately.

[sig]

I dislike Juliets big post about her votes, seemed very in depth and scummy.

Mac is playing differently then his last few games tone wise which could mean he's mafia or that he's just taking this game more serious. Either way I'd watch him.

Svs seems badish so she's probably good.
Nova has also posted early this game so omma throw a few civ points his way.

[sig]

Happy New Year, everyone! I half-realized I was playing this, so I guess I'm full playing this.

I like objects. They're neat. I'm just gonna click stuff.

I like this post.

[sig]

Can anyone recall the last game that blooper and Simon were mafia in? I could find out myself but also I'm phone posting and lazy

[sig]

But I'm lazy and phone posting*

And not 100% sober. :P

[juliets]

I dislike Juliets big post about her votes, seemed very in depth and scummy.

Mac is playing differently then his last few games tone wise which could mean he's mafia or that he's just taking this game more serious. Either way I'd watch him.

Svs seems badish so she's probably good.
Nova has also posted early this game so omma throw a few civ points his way.

sig, that's just how I am. Very deliberate and I try to be thorough. Also, I feel like voting for some people and not others hurts feelings so I tired to find a fair way to do it that I felt good about.

[MacDougall]

I dislike Juliets big post about her votes, seemed very in depth and scummy.

Mac is playing differently then his last few games tone wise which could mean he's mafia or that he's just taking this game more serious. Either way I'd watch him.

Svs seems badish so she's probably good.
Nova has also posted early this game so omma throw a few civ points his way.

Garbage

[MacDougall]

I am outed Mafia in the other game I am playing so if i am playing differently here it's because I am a civ. And not just any civ. The civ.

[sig]

I am outed Mafia in the other game I am playing so if i am playing differently here it's because I am a civ. And not just any civ. The civ.

Glad to know my macdar was on point. Buuuuut, It wouldn't be to much of a stretch to flip your game play a bit especially considering people could be looking for similarities between that and this. So I'd say we have about 60/40 odds that you're bad here.

[novaselinenever]

Nova has also posted early this game so omma throw a few civ points his way.

Appreciate them. How come though?

[speedchuck]

Sig going for that "I went after the top dawgs so I'm town" cred.

[sig]

Sig going for that "I went after the top dawgs so I'm town" cred.

The real top dog is Jay, but I'm to shy to gun for him yet he'd end up trampling me on his way to like ten million posts before night 1

[sig]

Nova has also posted early this game so omma throw a few civ points his way.

Appreciate them. How come though?

You've been more active this game then any recent game you've been in. Normally it seems that as a civ your more active early game while the opposite is true as mafia.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Letters from the front, Phase 0D, Forward Base Delta, #2

My Maria,

It has been a relatively slow start on-base, and I am fortunate to find another opportunity to write. I hope you'll read these in the proper order given that they'll probably arrive in a bundle. I'll mark them with a number. My first task here has been to come to terms with my surroundings and those in my company. You understand that it is imperative that we all be able to trust one another in these trying circumstances, and friends are a precious commodity among brothers and sisters in arms. I get the impression I am not the only one scoping the group for good character, as I have observed a few others already engaging in some discussions that border on interrogative. It's a shame that the war has us on edge like this, but I know I expected little different.

The one who most immediately strikes me as a diligent and honest fellow calls himself sig. I feel a certain familiarity with his manner and his tone that puts me at ease. I didn't care as much for an off-hand comment made by a woman nicknamed "ninja" in which she shrugged off the importance of the voting selections with such bravado as to almost seem caricature (which, coincidentally, is a matter of disagreement for sig and I -- I don't much care). I hope these details don't bore you, Maria. You did ask me to tell you everything on arrival after all, and I have always been one to take the most literal interpretations! I miss you and Johnny dearly. I will write again soon.

With love,

J

[MacDougall]

I am outed Mafia in the other game I am playing so if i am playing differently here it's because I am a civ. And not just any civ. The civ.

Glad to know my macdar was on point. Buuuuut, It wouldn't be to much of a stretch to flip your game play a bit especially considering people could be looking for similarities between that and this. So I'd say we have about 60/40 odds that you're bad here.

You're a garbage man

[Long Con]

Hi folks. I'll just have a gander at these here items and I'll do some o' that voting stuff.

LC is playing ergo LC is mafia since LC is a manipulator God, he should be lynched immediately.

I think you're thinking of the 2012-2015 edition Long Con. I'm 2018-2019 Long Con - you just have to wait for me to slip and out myself. Just kidding I am Civ.

Letters from the front, Phase 0D, Forward Base Delta, #2

My Maria,

It has been a relatively slow start on-base, and I am fortunate to find another opportunity to write. I hope you'll read these in the proper order given that they'll probably arrive in a bundle. I'll mark them with a number. My first task here has been to come to terms with my surroundings and those in my company. You understand that it is imperative that we all be able to trust one another in these trying circumstances, and friends are a precious commodity among brothers and sisters in arms. I get the impression I am not the only one scoping the group for good character, as I have observed a few others already engaging in some discussions that border on interrogative. It's a shame that the war has us on edge like this, but I know I expected little different.

The one who most immediately strikes me as a diligent and honest fellow calls himself sig. I feel a certain familiarity with his manner and his tone that puts me at ease. I didn't care as much for an off-hand comment made by a woman nicknamed "ninja" in which she shrugged off the importance of the voting selections with such bravado as to almost seem caricature (which, coincidentally, is a matter of disagreement for sig and I -- I don't much care). I hope these details don't bore you, Maria. You did ask me to tell you everything on arrival after all, and I have always been one to take the most literal interpretations! I miss you and Johnny dearly. I will write again soon.

With love,

J

Super-awesome schtick. I would like it better if the OT parts were in green.

[novaselinenever]

Nova has also posted early this game so omma throw a few civ points his way.

Appreciate them. How come though?

You've been more active this game then any recent game you've been in. Normally it seems that as a civ your more active early game while the opposite is true as mafia.

I was civ the most recent game, and I wasn't active early game

[Epignosis]

The thread is locked while I finish sorting everything.

[Epignosis]

What object?

Poll ended at Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:20 pmPlease note that if you vote, your vote will be visible.

The Wand
11
10%


Voters: nutella, Turnip Head, MacDougall, sig, speedchuck, Quin, sprityo, S~V~S, Elohcin, nijuukyugou, Lunalee

The Camera
14
13%


Voters: colonialbob, Long Con, nutella, Turnip Head, MacDougall, speedchuck, Quin, sprityo, Enrique, S~V~S, Elohcin, nijuukyugou, juliets, Sloonei

The Radio
13
12%


Voters: JaggedJimmyJay, nutella, MacDougall, S~V~S, Elohcin, ColinIsCool, Enrique, nijuukyugou, juliets, Sloonei, Simon, Lunalee, colonialbob

The Ring
14
13%


Voters: Long Con, Simon, nutella, Turnip Head, MacDougall, sig, speedchuck, Quin, S~V~S, ColinIsCool, Enrique, juliets, Lunalee, JaggedJimmyJay

The Costume
11
10%


Voters: Long Con, Turnip Head, sig, speedchuck, novaselinenever, DharmaHelper, S~V~S, nijuukyugou, juliets, JaggedJimmyJay, colonialbob

The Brick
8
7%


Voters: Long Con, Quin, DharmaHelper, sprityo, Elohcin, ColinIsCool, Enrique, novaselinenever

The Cap
6
6%


Voters: Simon, sig, DharmaHelper, novaselinenever, Sloonei, Lunalee

The Meat
13
12%


Voters: novaselinenever, Simon, nutella, sig, speedchuck, Quin, DharmaHelper, sprityo, ColinIsCool, Sloonei, JaggedJimmyJay, colonialbob, Long Con

The Calendar
14
13%


Voters: Simon, Turnip Head, MacDougall, DharmaHelper, sprityo, Elohcin, ColinIsCool, Enrique, nijuukyugou, juliets, Sloonei, Lunalee, JaggedJimmyJay, colonialbob

The Dread of 2019 (The Host, the Non, the Dead)
3
3%


Voters: Epignosis, G-Man, Kylemii


Total votes: 107

[Epignosis]

What persons?

Poll ended at Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:23 pmPlease note that if you vote, your vote will be visible.

ColinIsCool
5
5%


Voters: Simon, nutella, Elohcin, nijuukyugou, JaggedJimmyJay

colonialbob
4
4%


Voters: novaselinenever, nijuukyugou, juliets, Sloonei

DharmaHelper
5
5%


Voters: Elohcin, S~V~S, nijuukyugou, colonialbob, Long Con

Elohcin
3
3%


Voters: Turnip Head, DharmaHelper, Lunalee

Enrique
4
4%


Voters: nutella, DharmaHelper, Enrique, colonialbob

JaggedJimmyJay
7
7%


Voters: Simon, Quin, ColinIsCool, JaggedJimmyJay, colonialbob, juliets, sig

juliets
9
8%


Voters: MacDougall, Quin, DharmaHelper, Elohcin, S~V~S, Enrique, JaggedJimmyJay, colonialbob, Long Con

Long Con
4
4%


Voters: Turnip Head, S~V~S, Long Con, Sloonei

Lunalee
7
7%


Voters: Simon, nutella, speedchuck, Turnip Head, Lunalee, novaselinenever, sig

M Plus 7
4
4%


Voters: sprityo, ColinIsCool, Lunalee, JaggedJimmyJay

MacDougall
9
8%


Voters: MacDougall, speedchuck, Quin, sprityo, Elohcin, ColinIsCool, S~V~S, juliets, sig

nijuukyugou
2
2%


Voters: Turnip Head, nijuukyugou

novaselinenever
2
2%


Voters: Lunalee, colonialbob

nutella
2
2%


Voters: sprityo, Enrique

Quin
9
8%


Voters: nutella, MacDougall, speedchuck, Quin, Elohcin, nijuukyugou, juliets, Sloonei, sig

S~V~S
7
7%


Voters: Long Con, DharmaHelper, Enrique, JaggedJimmyJay, juliets, Sloonei, sig

sig
2
2%


Voters: Quin, novaselinenever

Simon
3
3%


Voters: Simon, DharmaHelper, novaselinenever

Sloonei
3
3%


Voters: MacDougall, ColinIsCool, Sloonei

speedchuck
4
4%


Voters: Simon, MacDougall, novaselinenever, Lunalee

sprityo
2
2%


Voters: speedchuck, sprityo

Turnip Head
8
8%


Voters: nutella, speedchuck, Turnip Head, sprityo, ColinIsCool, S~V~S, Enrique, Long Con

Stephen Hillenburg (The Host, the Non, the Dead)
1
1%


Voters: Epignosis


Total votes: 106

[Epignosis]

Day 0

The sorcerer found the enchanted calendar on a greasy wall at Maria’s, a roadside diner on the outskirts of Nowheresville, USA. He slicked back his hair, walked in and asked if he could have it. The breakfasting truckers, families, vacationers and old people stared at him.

The proprietor looked at the calendar, and realized it was old and should be thrown out anyway. It wasn’t even a good calendar to begin with. Printing error, and by the time she got around to sending it back, the warranty had expired. However, her mama had not raised a fool.

“Yeah, you can have it,” she said, smacking her gum. “$5.”

This frustrated the sorcerer, who realized he had left his wallet at home, chained to the jeans he’d worn the day before.

“I do not have five dollars,” he hissed. “What I do have is the power of the horde of the damned.”

The sorcerer put forth his right hand as violet and black smoke enveloped it. The patrons looked on, as though petrified.

“Maria,” said a heavyset woman who had been interrupted taking some people’s order. “Give him the damn calendar. Our insurance policy ain’t going to cover another deranged spellcaster incident until June at the latest.”

“All right take the damn calendar. Margaret, you quit telling me what to do and finish taking them people’s order. Bet their coffee got cold already.”

Pleased, the sorcerer advanced toward the final piece of his puzzle. He took the obsolete thing, and admired its featured December image, a nostalgic Normal Rockwell print. What would Mr. Rockwell think of American life after the sorcerer had doomed it to pain and suffering? Would he paint Little Tommy on a pike? Would Nosy Sally be shown falling from the highest tower?

The sorcerer laughed and turned, bumping into a patron, whose coffee cup dashed to pieces on the floor and soaked the dropped calendar.

Before anyone could fetch a towel, the diner took on a strange appearance, as the calendar and the other objects in the sorcerer’s possession began to glow. Something in the spilled coffee had interacted with the enchantment.

“No. This cannot be!” cried the sorcerer. He retreated to the bathroom, but it was too late.

The patrons of the diner had been transmuted into new forms, some ghastly, some fair, some grotesque, some ancient, and then transformed again into people with exotic names like Epignosis and dunya, their human shapes but facades hiding some even stranger existence. The sorcerer too had been changed. He looked like anybody else. He knew the army he wished to summon was with him and that they would serve him.

But he knew something else: They had not come alone, and the others would not be loyal to him. They would want to stop him.

The transformative power destroyed the diner as the magic of the objects collectively protected those within.

And then a harrowing voice susurrated across the remnants of the diner:

RETURN THE SLAB.

It is now Day 1. You have 48 hours to lynch someone.

[MacDougall]

I am not playing this game properly until I am out of World Asunder sorry.

[Long Con]

Oh my. Coffee activated it. I didn't see that coming.

[Long Con]

What object?

The Camera
14

The Ring
14

The Calendar
14

The Meat
13

The Radio
13

What persons?

juliets
9
Voters: MacDougall, Quin, DharmaHelper, Elohcin, S~V~S, Enrique, JaggedJimmyJay, colonialbob, Long Con

MacDougall
9
Voters: MacDougall, speedchuck, Quin, sprityo, Elohcin, ColinIsCool, S~V~S, juliets, sig

Quin
9
Voters: nutella, MacDougall, speedchuck, Quin, Elohcin, nijuukyugou, juliets, Sloonei, sig

Turnip Head
8
Voters: nutella, speedchuck, Turnip Head, sprityo, ColinIsCool, S~V~S, Enrique, Long Con

S~V~S
7
Voters: Long Con, DharmaHelper, Enrique, JaggedJimmyJay, juliets, Sloonei, sig

JaggedJimmyJay
7
Voters: Simon, Quin, ColinIsCool, JaggedJimmyJay, colonialbob, juliets, sig

Lunalee
7
Voters: Simon, nutella, speedchuck, Turnip Head, Lunalee, novaselinenever, sig

Juliets, Macdougall, Quin, got Calendar, Ring, and Camera.

Turnip Head got either Radio or Meat.

And one of S~V~S, JJJ, and Luna got Radio or MEat.

[Long Con]

I am not playing this game properly until I am out of World Asunder sorry.

why do you waste your time with that trash

[DharmaHelper]

Anyway, I promise to limit my shitposts to the other game.

[nutella]

I am outed Mafia in the other game I am playing so if i am playing differently here it's because I am a civ. And not just any civ. The civ.

Commander Shepard, is that you?

[nutella]

Sig going for that "I went after the top dawgs so I'm town" cred.

Speed going for that "let's mislynch sig again lolol" cred.

[Long Con]

I am outed Mafia in the other game I am playing so if i am playing differently here it's because I am a civ. And not just any civ. The civ.

Commander Shepard, is that you?

That would be thrilling!

[nutella]

Letters from the front, Phase 0D, Forward Base Delta, #2

My Maria,

It has been a relatively slow start on-base, and I am fortunate to find another opportunity to write. I hope you'll read these in the proper order given that they'll probably arrive in a bundle. I'll mark them with a number. My first task here has been to come to terms with my surroundings and those in my company. You understand that it is imperative that we all be able to trust one another in these trying circumstances, and friends are a precious commodity among brothers and sisters in arms. I get the impression I am not the only one scoping the group for good character, as I have observed a few others already engaging in some discussions that border on interrogative. It's a shame that the war has us on edge like this, but I know I expected little different.

The one who most immediately strikes me as a diligent and honest fellow calls himself sig. I feel a certain familiarity with his manner and his tone that puts me at ease. I didn't care as much for an off-hand comment made by a woman nicknamed "ninja" in which she shrugged off the importance of the voting selections with such bravado as to almost seem caricature (which, coincidentally, is a matter of disagreement for sig and I -- I don't much care). I hope these details don't bore you, Maria. You did ask me to tell you everything on arrival after all, and I have always been one to take the most literal interpretations! I miss you and Johnny dearly. I will write again soon.

With love,

J

I'm not Maria but these details....kiiiinda bore me.

[MacDougall]

I am outed Mafia in the other game I am playing so if i am playing differently here it's because I am a civ. And not just any civ. The civ.

Commander Shepard, is that you?

[nutella]

Wait Mass Effect was way more than a year ago I'm dumb lol.

[DharmaHelper]

Snap poll (Y/N) should I play the whole game using gifs/youtube clips?

[Long Con]

N

it's a cheap way through.

[DharmaHelper]

Good bit of effort from Sig, hopefully he carries it past the prologue.

[sprityo]

Sprityo is town

I’d like to kindly ask you to stop right there before I die too early to enjoy this game