The Syndicate

The former, obviously. My grandma will be 100 in 2015 and she rode a motorcycle a couple of Thanksgivings ago.

Have blue skin and usually get attention or look normal and usually be ignored?

Blue skin - how pretty I would be lol


Would you rather be on the USS Enterprise with Captain Kirk or Captain Picard?

Captain Picard, no contest.


Watch Star Trek or Star Wars?

Star Trek ftmfw!

Letterman or Leno?

Letterman hands down

Jack or Sawyer?

Neither tbh - I <3 Desmond but if I had to choose it would be Sawyer.

Would you rather eat fruit or candy for the rest or your life?

Fruit, no question

Would you rather hear only your favorite song (no others) or silence for the rest of your life?

My favorite song ofc.

Would you rather you spoke through your feet or your elbows?

LOL! Elbows.

Would you rather work a job you hate and have twice as much money as you need or work a job you love but just barely get by?

Kate wrote:LOL! Elbows.

Would you rather work a job you hate and have twice as much money as you need or work a job you love but just barely get by?

I am in the latter situation (have been for a while), so I feel qualified in saying I'd rather have the former. I'd rather be miserable for eight hours and be able to go home to a beautiful NY strip and a bottle of red (synechdoche) rather than be content at the workplace only to go home and rack my brain about how to get the car fixed (again, synecdoche). After all, worry follows you into the workplace, so whether you like your job or not is irrelevant when you have to wonder how to meet that unexpected expense.

I don't care what they say: Money does buy a big measure of happiness.

Would you rather be able to instantly speak three languages of your choosing or be able to send one telepathic message to someone a day?

Three languages~ just becasue i send the telepathic message does not mean the recipient must act on it.

Would you rather have a talking dog or a flying horse?

Flying horse. Anything that can talk can be annoying.

Would you rather be able to make it rain or stop rain?

I think make it rain.

Would you rather be able to make it snow or make snow stop?

Make it snow, but I live in NC.

Would you rather be able to lie with complete believability or always know if you are being lied to?

Easy; know if I was being lied to.
Would you rather be Kate Bush or George Bush Sr.?

Kate Bush

Would you rather be Hillary Clinton or Roger Clinton, Jr?

Roger Clinton, Jr.


Would your rather pee ice or carrots?

Ice~ carrots sound lumpy and big, lol.

Be the richest person in a third world nation, or the most popular in the same country?

Richest.

Would you rather be silenced or insanified in real life?

I much rather be insane.


Would you rather show up to an important business meeting covered in clothespins or shop for antique vases covered in mousetraps?

I'd go shopping. Nothing of import there.

Would you rather get drunk and ruin a close relationship or get drunk and make out with Justin Bieber?

Haha, I've made out with far worse than Justin Bieber, so I'll go with that.

Would you rather have a Taylor Swift or Carrie Underwood song written about you?

Yikes, lol~ um Carrie Underwood, she is at least a grown up, right?

Read a real book, or an e-book?

Real book. Love the smell of the pages, and easier on the eyes for me.

Have a 48 hour day or a 24 hour night?

Neither really, but if I had to, 48 hour days. Long nights mess with your head, more than long days. I used to live somewhere where we had 14 hours of sun during high summer, and 14 hours of dark midwinter, and longer days are better.

Spring & fall or summer & winter?

Spring and Autumn.

Be in jail with Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan?

Wow, both are pretty sad. Lindsay prolly has better connections, though, party wise. Paris is less likely to barf on me though, so Paris it is.

HAVE the most awesome friend, or BE the most awesome friend?

Have the best friend, assuming that means he is a good enough friend to know when to leave me alone.

Would you rather be able to do no math at all (including counting) or be completely illiterate?

No math.

Would you rather have purple skin or green hair (all of it)?

Green hair, did that already, it was fun

Solid rug & print furniture, or pattern rug & solid furniture?

The latter.

Ranch or cape house?

Cape

Warm colors or cool colors?

Cool colors.

Cheap beer and expensive wine or cheap wine and expensive beer?

The second, quality makes a bigger difference in beer than in wine, IMO.

An amazing bathroom or kitchen?

Kitchen! I do all the cooking here.

Note to Sock: We need a chef smiley!

Cheerios or Corn Flakes?

here yah go Epig :

Corn Flakes with a shit ton of sugar

You have a maid would you rather it be a monkey who lives under your bathroom sink or a sloth who lives under your bed?

I would rather it be a human who lives in her own house, but the monkey, i guess, even though I dislike monkeys, since it is not in my bedroom.

Be 100% right all the time, but never learn anything new OR your opinions, right or wrong, are universally ignored but you are always learning?

100% right all the time, if you are always right you don't need to learn anything new

Would you rather find the cure for cancer or end world hunger?

Well, that's a tough one. Personal experience with cancer would lead me to finding a cure. I guess if it came down to it and I actually got to make this choice, I would base it on whichever option would save more lives. Are there more people dying of cancer or starvation? It's hard to say for sure because malnutrition causes a multitude of health problems...certainly more than the simple answer of starving to death. In the end, I suppose I would choose curing cancer provided this covers every single type of cancer there is in the world.

Would you rather be rid of all murders in the world or free North Koreans from their dictatorship?

Rid of all murders.

Would you rather be trapped on a deserted island with someone who will not shut up or with someone who says nothing at all?

Someone who says nothing.

Would you rather have a hostess Twinkie or cupcake?

Twinkie ftmfw!
Would you rather eat monkey brains or rocky mountain oysters?

omg. Monkey brains. ew.

Would you rather have a new ipad or a new smart phone?

Never used either one, but I suppose an iPad.

You're a more powerful Genie: Would you rather be able to make people fall in love or be able to raise the dead?

I'm tempted to say raise the dead, but I think that would cause more problems than do good. So, I'll go with make people fall in love.

Would you rather be spoiled for LOST and watch it anyway or be forced to stop watching forever?

The former- while I don't like spoilers, I still like seeing how a story was executed.

Would you rather be able to accurately know what is going to happen in the next fifteen seconds or have a vague, somewhat accurate idea of what is going to happen in the next 24 hours?

15 minutes.

Would you rather run on a treadmill for 5 hours or take a 5 hour long aerobic class?

Hmmm....I guess treadmill. I have no experience in aerobics.


Would you rather play a game where you had to eat roaches which were alive or a game where you had to buried underneath dead farm animals?

Living roaches~ it's gross but its over fast. I think being buried under dead animals would drive me insane. Literally.

Dogs or cats?

Dogs.

meadows or forests?