Felt Mafia 2 [ENDGAME]

[Long Con]

Yessssss!

[juliets]

Hooray!! And kudos to llama for spotting a baddie right out of the gate. Good job Epi!

Sorsha, gotta hand it to you, you're a smart baddie.

[Mongoose]

Day 6


Who forgot to lube the slide?
Poll ended at Wed Jan 25, 2017 8:40:56 pm


Boomslang
0
No votes
Epignosis
0
No votes
INH
0
No votes
Juliets
0
No votes
LongCon
0
No votes
Made
3
Scotty (5), insertnamehere (7), Sorsha (10) 25%
nijuukyugou
0
No votes
Scotty
0
No votes
Sorsha
5
Epignosis (6), juliets (8), nijuukyugou (9), Boomslang (11), Long Con (12) 42%
Neptune's Horses (Host/Mod/NPs/Deadies/Marmot)
4
Mongoose (1), JaggedJimmyJay (2), Metalmarsh89 (3), thellama73 (4) 33%
Total votes : 12

[Scotty]

I don't think anyone on the Sorsha train is bad.

Gg town we got this in the bag!

[Long Con]

*reads post*

Thanks, Vompatti!

And holy f*ck, Langoliers! Not even Sorsha deserved that.

[Made]

Thought the vote was later, but good result!

Will catch up after dinner

[Scotty]

My suggestions of lynch from here on:
Made>INH

Let's getter done.

[Long Con]

If you're so Civ, Scotty... Made voter... why can't you be straight with me about my issue from earlier?

[Epignosis]

Results so good they had to be posted twice.

[Long Con]

Results so good they had to be posted twice.

No complaints here!

[insertnamehere]

I have never been more frustrated by my own team doing so well.

[Sorsha]

[Epignosis]

I can't believe you guys fell for that.

WHAT

This post served a purpose. Knowing Sorsha was about to get lynched, did Boomslang- the final Mafia- fabricate this reaction to my joke? I'd like to think he didn't, however:

My gut is telling me bad things about Sorsha. Spelling errors, shrug emoji, impatience... it doesn't read the same sort of impatience as Quin and INH, which makes me feel like it's feigned. Screw it, voting Sorsha.

Spelling errors make me bad? How about autocorrect and in not bothering to fix it because I'm on a phone at work and not supposed to be? What a lame suspicion boomslang.

I'm a little leery here though. That's laying it on thick and heavy. It reeks of bad acting.

[A Person]

Vompatti popped up. "I have four nervous horses that you can use to travel out of this day, but they can only carry two people a piece. You'll have to leave one friend to face the Langoliers alone."

You know, I really liked the atmosphere of The Langoliers. It reminds me of vaporwave a lot.

[Long Con]

LOL sure... as if people are going to go for a Boomslang vote at this point.

[Epignosis]

LOL sure... as if people are going to go for a Boomslang vote at this point.

Nobody was going to go for Sorsha until I spoke up.

[nijuukyugou]

I can't believe you guys fell for that.

WHAT

This post served a purpose. Knowing Sorsha was about to get lynched, did Boomslang- the final Mafia- fabricate this reaction to my joke? I'd like to think he didn't, however:

My gut is telling me bad things about Sorsha. Spelling errors, shrug emoji, impatience... it doesn't read the same sort of impatience as Quin and INH, which makes me feel like it's feigned. Screw it, voting Sorsha.

Spelling errors make me bad? How about autocorrect and in not bothering to fix it because I'm on a phone at work and not supposed to be? What a lame suspicion boomslang.

I'm a little leery here though. That's laying it on thick and heavy. It reeks of bad acting.

I can vouch that he was yelling angrily from the other room about your joke. Jerk

[Mongoose]

I can't believe you guys fell for that.

WHAT

Mongoose isn't even online. Relax. Thought that'd be real funny.

Oh man, now I'm super curious about this! Fess up, I have a visceral need to know!


literally me

[Long Con]

LOL sure... as if people are going to go for a Boomslang vote at this point.

Nobody was going to go for Sorsha until I spoke up.

Yeah, but nobody was NOT going to go for Sorsha, much.

[Mongoose]

Question of the Day: What's Your Favorite Tee?

Tees go so well with jeans



This is my all-time favorite tee. I've had it since I was able to wear adult sizes, basically. It's so soft.

[Epignosis]

My favorite is the one that says "Fuck you Hassan Whiteside and Paul Millsap."

[thellama73]

Sorsha has been lynched. She was the Jhorts.

I was right! I called it in one post! I'm the greatest mafia hunter ever!

[Boomslang]

Woo, success! And Epi, my reaction was 100% me getting trolled by you :P

As for favorite tee—this one is up there.

[Scotty]

If you're so Civ, Scotty... Made voter... why can't you be straight with me about my issue from earlier?

Why are you caught up in me answering that question? I think you're civ because I do.

Should i not?

Anyway, looking forward to Made catching up.

Even if I'm lynched tomorrow instead, whatevs. You'll lynch Made after.

I left INH on the list because while I'm confident I know his role, I'm not the most confident as I am about others.

[Mongoose]

Woo, success! And Epi, my reaction was 100% me getting trolled by you :P

As for favorite tee—this one is up there.

What happennnnnnnned. Also,that's a cool ass shirt.

[Epignosis]

I wear this one a lot.

[Epignosis]

Last mafia go.

[Long Con]

I wear this one a lot.

An awesome classic.

I have a cool indigo "Han Shot First" one... a nice light blue one with a black and white Superman symbol... and this unreal Spiderman one, which may be my fave:

[Scotty]

Last mafia go.

Lion-o

[Epignosis]

Last mafia go.

Lion-o

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Long Con]

If you're so Civ, Scotty... Made voter... why can't you be straight with me about my issue from earlier?

Why are you caught up in me answering that question? I think you're civ because I do.

That's not the point. Of course you think I'm Civ.

Should i not?

Really? Come on, Scotty. I'm being serious here.

Anyway, looking forward to Made catching up.

Even if I'm lynched tomorrow instead, whatevs. You'll lynch Made after.

Or Made, and then you? That's rhetorical.

I left INH on the list because while I'm confident I know his role, I'm not the most confident as I am about others.

What would happen if you revealed every single role you think you know?

[Epignosis]

Hey LC- what did I lie about?

[Long Con]

Hey LC- what did I lie about?

Oh, that.

I mixed up two Quin quotes. I'm sorry about all that.

The one that you and juliets are referring to... It was about JJJ wasn't it?

[Marmot]

[Scotty]

If you're so Civ, Scotty... Made voter... why can't you be straight with me about my issue from earlier?

Why are you caught up in me answering that question? I think you're civ because I do.

That's not the point. Of course you think I'm Civ.

Should i not?

Really? Come on, Scotty. I'm being serious here.

Anyway, looking forward to Made catching up.

Even if I'm lynched tomorrow instead, whatevs. You'll lynch Made after.

Or Made, and then you? That's rhetorical.

I left INH on the list because while I'm confident I know his role, I'm not the most confident as I am about others.

What would happen if you revealed every single role you think you know?

I'm not gonna reveal every single role because why would I do that.
You might as well just reveal your own role and we can all rustle up a cup of tea with the hatter.

I'm actually curious why you are trying to get me to out you. Making me get really paranoid that you aren't who I think you are.

[Long Con]

If you're so Civ, Scotty... Made voter... why can't you be straight with me about my issue from earlier?

Why are you caught up in me answering that question? I think you're civ because I do.

That's not the point. Of course you think I'm Civ.

Should i not?

Really? Come on, Scotty. I'm being serious here.

Anyway, looking forward to Made catching up.

Even if I'm lynched tomorrow instead, whatevs. You'll lynch Made after.

Or Made, and then you? That's rhetorical.

I left INH on the list because while I'm confident I know his role, I'm not the most confident as I am about others.

What would happen if you revealed every single role you think you know?

I'm not gonna reveal every single role because why would I do that.
You might as well just reveal your own role and we can all rustle up a cup of tea with the hatter.

I'm actually curious why you are trying to get me to out you. Making me get really paranoid that you aren't who I think you are.

I'm sorry, I don't think you answered my question.

I didn't ask you to do it. I asked you what would happen if you did it.

[Long Con]

I mean, you had no problem at all with revealing that you thought Epi was Jean Genie. I don't understand what the difference is here.

And I really don't understand why you would list me under your suspects if you know my Civ role. And let me clarify by saying that it makes me suspicious specifically because it looked like you thought you could maybe get me lynched, but then changed your mind and decided to 'support' me.

[Boomslang]

What happennnnnnnned. Also,that's a cool ass shirt.

Thanks! And what happened was that Epi posted "I can't believe you guys fell for that" right after the lynch poll ended :P

[juliets]

Hey LC- what did I lie about?

Oh, that.

I mixed up two Quin quotes. I'm sorry about all that.

The one that you and juliets are referring to... It was about JJJ wasn't it?

LC, I looked back over my last few posts and didn't see anything involving a Quin quote. Can you clarify what you are talking about here?

[Long Con]

He also made a somewhat cryptic post that was something like "I just realized a thing. Not something I want to share". (sorry for not pulling the quote but I think my paraphrase is pretty close).

That's the one, Jules. Don't waste another thought on it though, I thought you meant a different quote until I started to put together a scathing post against Epi and found the error.

[juliets]

He also made a somewhat cryptic post that was something like "I just realized a thing. Not something I want to share". (sorry for not pulling the quote but I think my paraphrase is pretty close).

That's the one, Jules. Don't waste another thought on it though, I thought you meant a different quote until I started to put together a scathing post against Epi and found the error.

Oh, ok. Thanks for the clarification.

I guess we're in for a slow day today.

[Long Con]

Yeah, if last night is any indication.

[Long Con]

So I was looking at the poll options. Mongoose managed to make up a new word that has the least Google search results ever: Candlrery.

[juliets]

Haha one of the results is from her post! I'm voting for the rock again - I like it's story.

[Epignosis]

Hey LC- what did I lie about?

Oh, that.

I mixed up two Quin quotes. I'm sorry about all that.

The one that you and juliets are referring to... It was about JJJ wasn't it?

'Twas.

[Long Con]

Then I don't get the reluctance. He's dead, what harm can it do? Why so secretive?

[Scotty]

I mean, you had no problem at all with revealing that you thought Epi was Jean Genie. I don't understand what the difference is here.

And I really don't understand why you would list me under your suspects if you know my Civ role. And let me clarify by saying that it makes me suspicious specifically because it looked like you thought you could maybe get me lynched, but then changed your mind and decided to 'support' me.

The difference here is in the semantics. I thought Epi was the Jean Genie because of the writing style. I think the others are what they are because of thread based and maaaaybe other private evidence. You were a suspect for mine until I realized a thing.
I have no desire to continue to engage this topic, so I'm sorry if I am letting you down in that way. If you find that suspicious, I don't care.

[Long Con]

I mean, you had no problem at all with revealing that you thought Epi was Jean Genie. I don't understand what the difference is here.

And I really don't understand why you would list me under your suspects if you know my Civ role. And let me clarify by saying that it makes me suspicious specifically because it looked like you thought you could maybe get me lynched, but then changed your mind and decided to 'support' me.

The difference here is in the semantics. I thought Epi was the Jean Genie because of the writing style. I think the others are what they are because of thread based and maaaaybe other private evidence. You were a suspect for mine until I realized a thing.
I have no desire to continue to engage this topic, so I'm sorry if I am letting you down in that way. If you find that suspicious, I don't care.

Cool, well let's just lynch Made, and I'll keep you in mind!

[Scotty]

Thought the vote was later, but good result!

Will catch up after dinner

The bear is still eating, it seems

[juliets]

Thought the vote was later, but good result!

Will catch up after dinner

The bear is still eating, it seems

Yes, I was expecting a post.