The Syndicate

You're never too new!

colonialbob wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 12:14 pm

Sloonei wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 12:07 pmWho do I kill?

I mean you can kill me, although I'm gonna die anyway.

Yes, it's true, Elo and I were lovers. Sorry you had to find out this way Epi.

(Am I still too new to make jokes like that?)

This post wins the thread, lol. Submitted for Socky consideration!

colonialbob wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 12:13 pm @luffy I just want speed to die because it makes the game more interesting (sorry speed). Otherwise the game devolves into "am I a prime by phase 2 or not", and that's not something I'd enjoy playing. Nothing about evil or hypocrisy or any of that.

No need to apologize. I've been very up front about this. Have at it!

Sloonei wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 12:07 pmWho do I kill?

DDL and bob.

But bob says he's gonna die of a broken heart.

Well, he is... I thought he was asking for your kill as well or something, I dunno. Maybe Daisy and DDL?

colonialbob wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 12:13 pm @Spacedaisy it's a lot more flexible than BTSC though, as Jack alludes to. You can do different things by giving the key to different people, etc. And it's semi-public, in that you know who's posting. Idk. Maybe has potential.

@jack yeah that would suck. It's why I'm not envisioning pure telephone mafia.

@luffy I just want speed to die because it makes the game more interesting (sorry speed). Otherwise the game devolves into "am I a prime by phase 2 or not", and that's not something I'd enjoy playing. Nothing about evil or hypocrisy or any of that.

No you I was talking to. I was talking to the people who seem to thing Speed's role existing is morally wrong or something.

Yeah i'm getting kind of bored of my role.

Hey! I'm not bored in my role yet!

Long Con wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 1:06 pm Well, he is... I thought he was asking for your kill as well or something, I dunno. Maybe Daisy and DDL?

I was asking for the kill before Elo was revealed. It's always an option to still use one of the kills on me, since I'm going to die already, but that seems like a boring choice.

Spacedaisy wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 1:45 pm Hey! I'm not bored in my role yet!

A call for the sweet release of death if I've ever heard one.

I happen to like my current role, I would prefer Sloonei use that kill on someone else.

Do puppy dog eyes help my case any?

Ah, I kid.

*melts over puppy eyes*

Yeah, the puppy dog eyes would keep me from shooting Daisy.

Sloonei may not be so easily swayed.

But he has no reason to do so, at the same time

No reason to do what now?

@Everyone

I still owe Epi a song. What's your favorite romantic song?

[mention]Jackofhearts2005[/mention]
Sloonei has no reason to kill Spacedaisy, afaik.

It's Business Time by Flight of the Conchords.

Aside from me being a fail participant...

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 3:58 pm Jackofhearts2005
Sloonei has no reason to kill Spacedaisy, afaik.

It's Business Time by Flight of the Conchords.

Im literally wearing a Flight of the Concorde Business Time shirt....which I should probably change out of before I pick up the kiddo from daycare.

Is it time for the Number Revolution?

Marmot wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:26 pm Is it time for the Number Revolution?

What are we revolving around/reveling against?

Dear diary,

Why does this keep happening? No, seriously, why? I've been afforded several opportunities to kill two people per night and I have succeeded only twice. Am I cursed to marvel at the 100% success rate of others?

Tonight for instance, I watched the Lucky 7's carry out a beautiful hit on a young lady. It wasn't as artful as I aspire to be but they got the job done. Then I the Obnoxious Odds- the Obnoxious Freaking Odds!- lop a guy's head clean off. They finished the night batting a thousand, so why do I end up hitting .500? Am I cursed? I'm a little under the weather but a head cold shouldn't hold me back from what I trained for.

To add insult to injury, after one of my targets sauntered off with a smirk, some guy drops dead in the middle of the street. He wasn't even targeted, yet he dies within eyesight of me! It was almost too much to bear.

Maybe THE GAME hates me. Maybe I'm just not cut out for this double-duty. Maybe I just need to try harder. At this point, I just don't know.

Interesting the fatel 5 should've had a kill tonight as well? Seeing how nobody was killed by them I'd guess this means we either don't have them active as a team or they were blocked. So either this happened or between their last kill and tonight they lost a member, so in theory they could be down to one active member, which is interesting to note.

Now I've got a rather important test on Wednesday so I'm going to throw down a vote now for sloonie since I need to vote and frankly after some thought I'd rather not have a SK even one willing to play along around and will hopefully pop back in a few times throughout this phase.

I also realize at this point unless we have a reason to lynch someone should we even bother with lynching people? Or just force a tie each around resulting in a no lynch? Unless phase 2 doesn't start until all the roles have been used up then in that case I say kill away.

sig wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 9:52 pm I also realize at this point unless we have a reason to lynch someone should we even bother with lynching people? Or just force a tie each around resulting in a no lynch? Unless phase 2 doesn't start until all the roles have been used up then in that case I say kill away.

That second thing.

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:50 am Buying a mattress mafia?

By far my favorite Flying Circus sketch. Now I've got to stand in the tea chest!

When you avoid killing Speedchuck and ask to be killed in order to get out of the Lucky 7's only to immediately be reincarnated back into the Lucky 7's:

Puppy dog eyes clearly worked. Thanks for sparing me Sloonster.

insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:54 pm

Sloonei
4
31%
Voters: nutella, Jackofhearts2005, speedchuck, Elohcin

I'm going to try and kill one of these four people with the Lucky 7's kill on Night 17. Remember, there isn't going to be a Night 16.

Or, they could switch to someone else.

Or, they could kill me.

I'm pleased with any outcome.

At least I kept my word

Who did you try to kill Sloonei?

And sorry for taunting you by just dropping dead

insertnamehere wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:09 pm When you avoid killing Speedchuck and ask to be killed in order to get out of the Lucky 7's only to immediately be reincarnated back into the Lucky 7's:

i am become uncomfortabel

Spacedaisy wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:12 pm Puppy dog eyes clearly worked. Thanks for sparing me Sloonster.

Why don't you want to die? Perhaps your the only surviving member of a certain team atm?

sig wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:41 pm

Spacedaisy wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:12 pm Puppy dog eyes clearly worked. Thanks for sparing me Sloonster.

Why don't you want to die? Perhaps your the only surviving member of a certain team atm?

Why would you want to be the last surviving member of a team?

insertnamehere wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:09 pm When you avoid killing Speedchuck and ask to be killed in order to get out of the Lucky 7's only to immediately be reincarnated back into the Lucky 7's:

I do not understand the communication intended by the image.

sig wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:41 pm

Spacedaisy wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:12 pm Puppy dog eyes clearly worked. Thanks for sparing me Sloonster.

Why don't you want to die? Perhaps your the only surviving member of a certain team atm?

No I have teammates. I just don't particularly want to die. I'm finally getting into the swing of things, I'm hoping my current team can become more active and it seems promising. So... why would I want to die right now?

I'm baaaack! What a night!? So mamy dead people! Apparently including my lover, 'ol bobby. I seem to have a thing for bobbys. He's my third bobby.

Long Con wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:39 am

insertnamehere wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:09 pm When you avoid killing Speedchuck and ask to be killed in order to get out of the Lucky 7's only to immediately be reincarnated back into the Lucky 7's:

I do not understand the communication intended by the image.

"Fuck me, riiiiiiight?"

Elohcin wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2017 9:09 am I'm baaaack! What a night!? So mamy dead people! Apparently including my lover, 'ol bobby. I seem to have a thing for bobbys. He's my third bobby.

Somewhere, there's a joke that ties this post into INH's bird picture.

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:43 pm

sig wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:41 pm

Spacedaisy wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:12 pm Puppy dog eyes clearly worked. Thanks for sparing me Sloonster.

Why don't you want to die? Perhaps your the only surviving member of a certain team atm?

Why would you want to be the last surviving member of a team?

So the team doesn't die out?

sig wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:52 am

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:43 pm

sig wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:41 pm

Spacedaisy wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:12 pm Puppy dog eyes clearly worked. Thanks for sparing me Sloonster.

Why don't you want to die? Perhaps your the only surviving member of a certain team atm?

Why would you want to be the last surviving member of a team?

So the team doesn't die out?

Why would I care if a team dies out if I'm going to no longer be on it?

Jackofhearts was my second kill attempt.

*vote Sloonei*

LOLWTF at the bird picture.

Sloonei wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:31 pm Jackofhearts was my second kill attempt.

So much for giving peace a chance.

Why are we voting sloon?

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2017 3:59 pm

Sloonei wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:31 pm Jackofhearts was my second kill attempt.

So much for giving peace a chance.

I promised no such thing! I'm here to shoot people. pewpew

Elohcin wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:04 pm Why are we voting sloon?

we're not, don't do it.

You had your chance. More than one chance, really.