[DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

[Young Lady]

Is it because I'm black?

[Ned Flanders]

no its because youre australian

[Ned Flanders]

of course its because youre black , silly

[Grand Scheme]

OK I'm going to sleep for another 2 hrs or so will people be here for the time?

[Young Lady]

Ban for racism please

[Young Lady]

No 419 you can't leave

[Ned Flanders]

Ban for racism please

ban ? were in prison

[Operator]

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[Ned Flanders]

cordelia i know he fucked you over but this is overkill

[Young Lady]

BAN. To solitary with yo ass

[Ned Flanders]

white person in solitary ???

dream on

[Ned Flanders]

the systems on my side

[Paul Stevens]

Watermelon-Cucumber Cooler

Nothing screams summer quite like a pretty pink watermelon cocktail

INGREDIENTS

5 cups cubed seedless watermelon (about 1 1/2 pounds)
1 large English cucumber, peeled and cut into chunks
1/4 cup fresh lime juice (from 2 limes)
2 tablespoons honey
2/3 cup vodka
Ice
Cucumber slices, for garnish

DIRECTIONS

Set a large fine-mesh sieve over a large bowl or pitcher. In a food processor or blender, puree watermelon. Pour watermelon puree through sieve, pressing on solids with a rubber spatula (you should have about 2 cups juice). Puree English cucumber and pour through sieve into watermelon juice.
In a small bowl or measuring cup, stir together lime juice and honey. Add to watermelon and cucumber juices, along with vodka. Adjust sweetness with more honey if desired. To serve, fill four glasses with ice and top each with cocktail. Garnish with cucumber slices

[Young Lady]

How am I supposed to get all that shit in prison 650?

[Paul Stevens]

I'm sure you'll find a way.

Maybe a family member can smuggle it in for you?

[Ned Flanders]

How am I supposed to get all that shit in prison 650?

you cant

i can though

[Paul Stevens]

Dandelion Wine

3 qts dandelion flowers
1 lb white raisins
1 gallon water
3 lbs granulated sugar
2 lemons
1 orange
yeast and nutrient

Pick the flowers just before starting, so they're fresh. You do not need to pick the petals off the flower heads, but the heads should be trimmed of any stalk. Put the flowers in a large bowl. Set aside 1 pint of water and bring the remainder to a boil. Pour the boiling water over the dandelion flowers and cover tightly with cloth or plastic wrap. Leave for two days, stirring twice daily. Do not exceed this time. Pour flowers and water in large pot and bring to a low boil. Add the sugar and the peels (peel thinly and avoid any of the white pith) of the lemons and orange. Boil for one hour, then pour into a crock or plastic pail. Add the juice and pulp of the lemons and orange. Allow to stand until cool (70-75 degrees F.). Add yeast and yeast nutrient, cover, and put in a warm place for three days. Strain and pour into a secondary fermentation vessel (bottle or jug). Add the raisins and fit a fermentation trap to the vessel. Leave until fermentation ceases completely, then rack and add the reserved pint of water and whatever else is required to top up. Refit the airlock and set aside until clear. Rack and bottle. This wine must age six months in the bottle before tasting, but will improve remarkably if allowed a year. [Adapted recipe from C.J.J. Berry's First Steps in Winemaking]

[Ned Flanders]

is she one of the forces of drkness or is she just really into cars

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd xander just fucked up

[Paul Stevens]

3 FREAKING POUNDS OF SUGAR!

[Operator]

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and zander fucked up - that sounds about right....

[Paul Stevens]

is she one of the forces of drkness or is she just really into cars

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd xander just fucked up

Did you see Xander on dr Phil?

Or whatever that guys real name is.

[Ned Flanders]

what else is new

[Young Lady]

You want me to pick the flowers just before starting?

[Ned Flanders]

hahaha it wasnt even the psychos car

[Young Lady]

Hahaha

[Ned Flanders]

hopefully the hellmouth wont open

[Ned Flanders]

xander has no selfcontrol

youre in the car theyre not just fucking drive

[Ned Flanders]

now youre too late

[Ned Flanders]

go go gog gogogogogogogogogogogogogogogoogogogogogog

[Ned Flanders]

well this came out of nowhe-LMAO

[Young Lady]

Huh

[Paul Stevens]

You want me to pick the flowers just before starting?

Yes.

You do not need to pick the petals off the flower heads, but the heads should be trimmed of any stalk.

[Ned Flanders]

Huh

thats the last person i wouldve expected to take xanders virginity

[Young Lady]

If you wanna start a cooking club give me realistic recipes

[Young Lady]

Post

[Ned Flanders]

what a strange episode

[Young Lady]

Post.

[Ned Flanders]

lmao im glad we can count on you 640

[Ned Flanders]

marmaduke

[Young Lady]

Post

[Ned Flanders]

Punk

[Young Lady]

Your mom is a punk

[Ned Flanders]

you would think thats an insult

[Ned Flanders]

hog pig pork swine bacon

[Ned Flanders]

six aganst two

[Ned Flanders]

not unlike three against one

[Ned Flanders]

oh buffy

[Ned Flanders]

any watcher that isnt giles can die

[Ned Flanders]

oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

[Ned Flanders]

the new watcher is in the fucking club ??!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!