Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 12:27 pm
Mordecai reporting in.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3225193/1/Things-to-ComeJonathan wrote:Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...
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Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 12:35 pm
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 12:43 pm
Yes, 'tis a controversial story from the Bible, different scholars ascribing different meanings to the passages.Rachel wrote:https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3225193/1/Things-to-ComeJonathan wrote:Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 12:50 pm
"I grieve for you, Jonathan my brother; you were very dear to me. Your love for me was wonderful, more wonderful than that of women."Jonathan wrote:Yes, 'tis a controversial story from the Bible, different scholars ascribing different meanings to the passages.Rachel wrote:https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3225193/1/Things-to-ComeJonathan wrote:Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...
2 Samuel 1:26
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 12:50 pm
Just teasing on all accounts. 
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 1:13 pm
I didn't know Biblical fan-fic was a "thing"Rachel wrote:https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3225193/1/Things-to-ComeJonathan wrote:Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...
Learn something new ever day.Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 1:30 pm
What's a Bible?Jonathan wrote:Yes, 'tis a controversial story from the Bible, different scholars ascribing different meanings to the passages.Rachel wrote:https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3225193/1/Things-to-ComeJonathan wrote:Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 1:53 pm
I think its like the Quran for Jewish people or something.Belshazzar wrote:What's a Bible?Jonathan wrote:Yes, 'tis a controversial story from the Bible, different scholars ascribing different meanings to the passages.Rachel wrote:https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3225193/1/Things-to-ComeJonathan wrote:Where is my pal David? Surely he is included in this game...
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 2:41 pm
Malchus, Pilate and Johnny Depp of the Old Testament, don't forget to also sign up in the poll.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 4:36 pm
Thank you, Belsh! Or should I say... Llama!Belshazzar wrote:Malchus, Pilate and Johnny Depp of the Old Testament, don't forget to also sign up in the poll.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 4:56 pm
No more of my fine wine for you, m'lord, if it intoxicates you so much even before the proper start of the game.Pilate wrote:Thank you, Belsh! Or should I say... Llama!Belshazzar wrote:Malchus, Pilate and Johnny Depp of the Old Testament, don't forget to also sign up in the poll.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 5:07 pm
Maybe I shall tempt the wrath of God... or maybe I'd give myself away in seconds with spelling things Britishly.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:02 pm
zeek wrote:Maybe I shall tempt the wrath of God... or maybe I'd give myself away in seconds with spelling things Britishly.
Pray on it.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:42 pm
Does the poll reflect how many players have signed up?
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:49 pm
Yes. I have twelve accounts left.Samson wrote:Does the poll reflect how many players have signed up?
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 1:42 pm
Have Jesus gather up the others.Epignosis wrote:Yes. I have twelve accounts left.Samson wrote:Does the poll reflect how many players have signed up?
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 1:58 pm
Or if he's not available, maybe Yeezus can do it.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:40 pm
Jesus christ, when do we start?
See what I did there?
See what I did there?
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:57 pm
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 7:50 pm
This game will begin once I get 12 more to PM me saying they want in.
Go evangelize.
Go evangelize.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:14 pm
12 more... That seems... prophetic.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:49 pm
Looks like we have no choice but to listen to some good old fashioned Catholic friendly music while we wait
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 10:29 pm
The next six to request a sock account will receive a role as well. 
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:10 pm
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 8:10 pm
COME FORTH
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 8:15 pm
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 8:41 pm
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:16 pm
Oh Mary, let us wash Jesus feet together as we talk about the heathens that do not follow the ways of the Lord!
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:18 pm
I hope you boys keep this game nice and clean, and none of your wandering eyes. I for one will not become a concubine of Solomon. And no incest from Cain and Able or the Lord shall smite them all. Praise he the Lord!
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:20 pm
Rachel bunny,I don't care what they say about you. I always preferred you over Leah and that lazy eye of hers.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:43 pm
In.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:54 pm
This is an oldie but goodie:
Who are the most constipated men in the Bible?
Cain, because he wasn't Abel.
Noah, because for forty days and forty nights, all he passed was water.
Moses, because he climbed all the way up a mountain just for two tablets.
Balaam, because his ass wouldn't do anything.
Solomon, because he sat on the throne for forty years.
Goliath, because even he couldn't take care of a little shit.
Who are the most constipated men in the Bible?
Cain, because he wasn't Abel.
Noah, because for forty days and forty nights, all he passed was water.
Moses, because he climbed all the way up a mountain just for two tablets.
Balaam, because his ass wouldn't do anything.
Solomon, because he sat on the throne for forty years.
Goliath, because even he couldn't take care of a little shit.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:56 pm
Always trying to impress God, aren't you JOB?Job wrote:In.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:59 pm
Laban always felt sorry for that snot of a sister, Leah. I gave birth to the best son of all, anyways-- Joseph.Martha wrote:Rachel bunny,I don't care what they say about you. I always preferred you over Leah and that lazy eye of hers.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 10:43 am
I can' wait.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 10:50 am
Welcome to the Syndicate Stephen.Stephen wrote:I can' wait.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 12:34 pm
Nine more let's go
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 5:35 pm
I don't have to try, I just doRachel wrote:Always trying to impress God, aren't you JOB?Job wrote:In.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 9:34 pm
I love that Nebuchadnezzar is in this game. A formidable evil opponent. I am disappoint at no Holofernes. Maybe in the Sequel.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 9:47 pm
Any Apocryphal works were deliberately excluded.Ruth wrote:I love that Nebuchadnezzar is in this game. A formidable evil opponent. I am disappoint at no Holofernes. Maybe in the Sequel.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 3:39 am
Is it too late to claim the sock "the Messiah"?
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 7:34 am
Golden wrote:Is it too late to claim the sock "the Messiah"?
Yes but you can claim the sock " The Trout Slapper"
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:04 am
Miranda, that sock just isn't holy anymore.Golden wrote:Is it too late to claim the sock "the Messiah"?
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 6:02 pm
Epi that thing you needed fixed is fixed 
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 6:19 pm
I'm here. Let the game begin!:epig:
Oh, alrighty, we can wait for a few more players
Oh, alrighty, we can wait for a few more players
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 3:00 am
For anyone wandering what the heck I'm saying.Metalmarsh89 wrote:Miranda, that sock just isn't holy anymore.Golden wrote:Is it too late to claim the sock "the Messiah"?
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 6:13 am
SIgning up for this.
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 6:18 am
I don't believe anyone was.Metalmarsh89 wrote:For anyone wandering what the heck I'm saying.Metalmarsh89 wrote:Miranda, that sock just isn't holy anymore.Golden wrote:Is it too late to claim the sock "the Messiah"?
Thank G-d for more signups!
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 11:12 am
So how many before we get this show on the road?
Re: Biblical Mafia [SIGN-UPS]
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 11:20 am
Six more. Two have not voted in the poll.